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** THE EVER POPULAR "FIRST OUT " AWARD GOES TO**
Nisreen/roadrnr

**THE "BRAT(S)" AWARD**
(theboss1) you were no help weas
(theboss1) you stunk
(Weasel21) I was an idiot for not playing with Anthony like I wanted to
(theboss1) he was here laughing at you 
(theboss1) You never even ordered up once
(Weasel21) and you euchred us 8 times
(theboss1) at least I made all the points
(Weasel21) he was laughing at your playing ability
(theboss1) you made a big goose egg
(Weasel21) you made squat.
(Weasel21) you couldn't make your bed
(theboss1) you were in corner DURING the game
(Weasel21) bossss..
(Weasel21) next week I am playing with Dawn
(theboss1) playing with something else 
(Weasel21) she sucks better than you
(gppLynn) I THOUGHT BOSS AND WEAS SAID THEY WERE GONNA WIN THIS TOURNEY..UMM.. AND I BELIEVED EM TOOO . DANG IT.   **ERASING NEWSLETTER**
(theboss1) Did I say that lynn?
(Weasel21) you are so gullable, Lynn
(milliered) you 2 are so cute
(ConnieB) they are a MESS!!!
(milliered) I think they r cheap entertainment
(theboss1) CHEAP THIS ( ! )
(ConnieB) *spanking boss's ( ! ) !!!!

**THE "NICKNAME CHANGE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
nick supposed to be >>>>> imaGenie
(Weasel21) MOMaGenie

**THE "BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(Dumplin2) spam get yer processed meat by product butt in here!
(Dumplin2) Don't make me get the can opener.....

**THE "TYPO OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(ConnieB) butch!!!  behave yerself and don't be givin' him any lude ideas!!
(butchc) lude or new??
(spambait) lude newd and tatooed

**THE "BEST BRB" AWARD**
(Tis4ever) <<<<<afk going ppppppppppppppppppppppppp

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OVERHEARD IN THE LOBBY
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>>> TONIGHT'S CONGRATULATIONS <<<
(gppLynn) OOOO I GOT "GREAT" NEWS >>> I'M A "GREAT" AUNT NOW :)   NIECE HAD A 6 LB 11 OZ GIRL, TIFFANY HOPE !!!  **BIG SMILES**
(nurseM) Congrates......
(Merrily) congrats :)
(HarryH1) We knew you were great Lynn ;)
(gppLynn) AWW THX HARRY .. I FIGURED Y'ALL KNEW THAT  ROFLLL
(gppLynn) OF COURSE THIS IS "GREAT" #14 FOR ME .. HECK I WAS AN AUNT B4 I WAS BORN.. ROFL  NEPHEW IS OLDER THAN ME ..
**wow!!  more euchre players on the way..HEHE
(KatieRed) awwww congrats Lynn....I want one....a grandbaby I mean
(nurseM) my daughter brought home a fake baby that you stick a key in when it crys for the weekend,  for school..does that count
**congrats nurseM .. no college tuition with that one.. LOL
(KatieRed) JEVEN IS A NEW GRANDPA!
(KatieRed) named after him too
(KatieRed) kinda scary huh?  hehe
(gppLynn) CONGRATS!!!!! JEVEN!!! :)
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**am I good enough for butchc? umm, Trumpy is !?!!   lol 
(Magic52) i need a pard
(butchc) are u good?
(Magic52) at euchre?
(Sunrays) Magic is the best butch...
(Magic52) depends on the cards
(butchc) let's do it magic :-) I'm good with great cards also, roflmao 
(butchc) u got us lynn??
(gppLynn) butch/magic pards now ?
(TheTramp1) Can we play them?
(TheTramp1) Magic wants to play us
(Magic52) noooooo  lol
(butchc) signed up. have a pard with trumpy as standby :-))

** oh there are prizes for winning?  LOL
(bri9230) SO WHATS THE PRIZE TONIGHT ?????
(gppLynn) UT OH .. WHO SUPPOSED TO BRING THE PRIZES???   WAS IT MY TURN?
(bri9230) A NIGHT ON THE TOWN WITH BRI ????
(butchc) and what's 2nd place get?
(bri9230) PIZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAA

** TheTramp1 losing points???...
(filly) tramp wanna get ur points back tonight?? hehehe
(TheTramp1) maybe
(TheTramp1) You take bribes?
(filly) lol, i've been handing them out left and right!
(TheTramp1) ohhhhhhhh.......
(TheTramp1) well.....in that case.....
(butchc) hmm, mine have been right to left, lol
(filly) or up/down ??
(butchc) down of course
(filly) lol, unfortunately!

** milliered is BATTY over BADDLY.....hehe...
(milliered) I WANT BADDLY!@!!
(TheTramp1) ohhhh
(TheTramp1) Look out Bad!!!!!
(milliered) i NEED BADDLY????
(Magic52) what do you need baddly millie?
(milliered) Badly needs me?
(Baddly) yep
(milliered) BADDLY BELONGS TO ME
(Baddly) <smile>
(milliered) what a surprise

**and HERE'sssssss ConnieB  >>>
(TheTramp1) Don't look now........but.........Connie's here!!!!!!!!!!!
(ConnieB) hush tramp!!  LOL  *HUGS*
(ConnieB) hiya lynners!!  'bout time you showed your "face" 'round here again  hehe  *HUGS*
(ConnieB) sheesh...go 'way for a few days and ya forget all your priorities here, lynners  :(
(gppLynn) LOL
(ConnieB) *waving hand frantically in air*
(HarryH1) down the hall and to the left, Connie ;)
(ConnieB) hehe  harry   ....  HUSH!!
(butchc) connie still waving hand?
(ConnieB) hush butch! 
(butchc) stil up from last week??
(ConnieB) well...lemme ponder on that for a bit butch  *chuckle*

** full house tonight!!!
(Dumplin2) It's getting crowded in here tonight!
(Dumplin2) standing room only?
(filly) wow  54 people!
(moby8950) really that many?
(twohearts) :::::scooting over:::: so peoples can get in lol

** when we sent out the invitations.. who added "come as you are"???? umm??..
(bri9230) just to let yo all know ?? i decided to play in the nude ??lol
(JimboLimo) u too Bri?
(bri9230) yep lol
(bri9230) running out of clean clothes
(filly) who's nude?
(Dumplin2) Bri, I'd be more surprised if you WEREN'T nude?
(bri9230) thnx dumps LOL
(ConnieB) geez! bri!!!  you kin to tis or jimbo???
(butchc) bri nude? what's the address?

** getting a little stuffy in here.....
(Dumplin2) sniff, sniff...WHO forgot their deodorant!?!?
(bri9230) not me i had a shower last month
(moby8950) That's the leftover pizza you bought for you kids Dumplin
(ConnieB) not me dumplin....got all my foo-foo stuff on  :)
(spambait) sorry..golf makes me sweat...
(filly) such an active "sport".... spam
(filly) 9 holes  LOL
(Dumplin2) I don't mind sports...I am an athletic supporter. :)
(ConnieB) rofl  dumplin!!
(spambait) another Jock
(filly) its mich's feet we smell!
(Dumplin2) I've found the funk...it's Mich's FEET!
(TheTramp1) ewwwwwww.....Michy!!!!!!
(MichRummy) my hubby kisses em
(TheTramp1) Put those feet down!!!!
(KatieRed) I asked mine one time to suck mine Mich...but he wouldn't....hehe
(Dumplin2) Can we say..pedicure?
(MichRummy) feet are fun'

** awright!!!! confession time!!!! hehe
(KiwiGarry) A single elimination - I'm married!
(MichRummy) you're married Kiwi????
(MichRummy) NOW you tell me
(ConnieB) rofl  garry....but really...you have my sympathies  :)
(KiwiGarry) errrr .... didn't I tell you :))
(butchc) fooling around counts kiwi
(MichRummy) you fooling aroudn KIWI???
(ConnieB) butch!!!  behave yerself and don't be givin' him any lude ideas!!
(KiwiGarry) I've led a sheltered life
(butchc) lude or new??
(MichRummy) yea right Kiwi...sheltered...LOL
(spambait) lude newd and tatooed
(KiwiGarry) I'm innocent I tell you!!
(KatieRed) you show me yours...I'll show ya mine spam....lol
(KatieRed) tatoo I mean

** not sure if this is a card game or a hockey game LOL....
(Weasel21) boss?
(Weasel21) we got any hockey tickets left for brat and Magic?
(Weasel21) you two come on down to cleveburg..
(Weasel21) and come to the game tomorrow nite.
(Weasel21) we got over 120 tickets
(theboss1) weas will pay
(imaGenie) he'll pay alright
(bri9230) wease is a cheapo
(theboss1) you two can stay at mt house
(Weasel21) I already paid for them..
(Weasel21) to lock the door when boss shows up
(theboss1) Up yours p
(theboss1) I will go pick them up myself

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** hmm a poet and don't know it..??.......
(ConnieB) harry merrily.....merrily harry?  hmmmm...gotta think on that one..
(gppLynn) I HAD DINNER WEDS NITE WITH RONNIE/BONNIE AND DONNIE/CONNIE    SHEESH I WAS CONFUSED ALL DANG NITE  ROFLL
(ConnieB) i went to school with three boys named ronnie, donnie, and connie

** 2nd thing to go is your memory.. hehe...
(Dumplin2) Oh...I'm supposed to score?
(Dumplin2) duh!
(Dumplin2) I can't remember score.
(Dumplin2) Us'ns Won..them'uns didn't.
(ConnieB) go dumplin go!!! that's tellin' 'em!!  rofl
(gppLynn) **BONKING DUMPLIN UPSIDE DA HEAD**
(Wvstyx) Dumplin/Spambait 11 Wvstyx/Bri9241 5
(Dumplin2) Thanks WVstyx...I'm a little stooopid.
(spambait) stoopid?
(Wvstyx) it's ok dumplin

** who is this Anthony anyway??? lol
(Weasel21) genie? 
(imaGenie) yes?
(Weasel21) can you wait til I go get Anthony?
(theboss1) I will leave if you want weas
(Weasel21) dont..
(Weasel21) Connie will get mad at me again
(theboss1) but Anthony does not want to carry you all night
(ConnieB) mad at ya weas?  for what??
(Weasel21) for telling boss to take a hike

** things get heated up in the lobby... 
(milliered) lynn I think I love baddly
(KatieRed) awwww red...you're easy...hehe
(gppLynn) LOL
(gppLynn) JUST CALL US MATCHMAKER, INC.  LOL
(milliered) red he keeps saving my behind
(Baddly) It's worth saving :)
(KatieRed) I'll add that to the toe sucking list...hehe
(milliered) I porposed and he accepted too...
(Baddly) absolutely.....and I'm single too.....not like that KIWI guy......
(ConnieB) LOL  leave garry alone baddly....you just jealous cause you hafta spend all your time alone  *chuckle*
(milliered) I think I love him connie
(ConnieB) *chuckle*  millie....fire's hot...watch out  :)
(milliered) redhead r always hot connie 
(Baddly) ahem.....Connie.....
(ConnieB) yes baddly??  :)
(Baddly) be careful or I'll tell everybody you're from New Jersey
(ConnieB) yeah right!!  like they'd believe that with the way i talk???  ROFL
(Baddly) Connie......:PPPP
(milliered) yep I need to marry baddly
(milliered) were planning our wedding
(milliered) playin with baddlyu
(Baddly) playing? :)
(KatieRed) playing & shaving is what I heard....lol
(milliered) baddly I refuse to have more kiddos
(Baddly) Ok  me too

** Lynn..confused??? NEVER!!!!  LOL
(CalamityS) Night all, great hosting as always, cept for when Lynn ICQ'd to tell me they needed more players to play ME and BILL ROFL
(gppLynn) GENIE. TAKE OVER PLEASE .. I QUIT      **DUCKING**
(ConnieB) oh no you ain't either lynners...stand up and take it like a woman!!
(imaGenie) lol
(gppLynn) <<<< SEARCHING DESK DRAWER .. I KNOW I HAD MY MIND FEW HOURS AGO.. WHERE'D I PUT IT?
(ConnieB) prolly in the "newsletter" lynners  :)
(gppLynn) I ALMOST ASK GENIE IF SHE WANTED TO PLAY IN THE TOURNEY TONITE.. SHEEESH THAT WOULDA BEEN A HUGE MISTAKE  LOL
(gppLynn) GENIE.. YOU KNOW HOW CONFUSED I AM TONITE.. AND NOW YA GOT AN EXTRA TABLE UP THERE?  THAT'S JUST PLAIN CRUEL  ROFLLL
(imaGenie) LOL lynn
(ConnieB) geez!  blame it on genie again lynners...
(gppLynn) SHE WATCHES FOR MY GOOFS.   ROL
(KatieRed) so much for my organization comment....lol
(gppLynn) I GOOFED.. SO SUE ME HEHE
(ConnieB) goofed?  you?  that an understatement or what??  :)
(KatieRed) just kiddin' L....hehe 

** fastest team of the night and road rules now..
(gppLynn) WHY IS KATIE & JEVEN ALWAYS AHEAD OF EVERYBODY??? ROFLLL
(KatieRed) cause I'm fast!!
(gppLynn) FAST HUH?
(imaGenie) EITHER WIN FAST OR LOSE FAST
(KatieRed) my table was moving so fast I got dizzy and JE got euchred....hehe
(JEVEN) lost my head
(KatieRed) like it's never happened before!!   lol
(KatieRed) he blamed it on the speed...hehe
(gppLynn) **NOTE TO SELF** INSTALL SPEED BUMPS BEFORE NEXT TOURNEY
(JimboLimo) speed bumps= go faster
(KatieRed) JE needs speed bumps!!

** is this part of the "host duties"????  LOL
(gppLynn) OK WHO WANTS THE 1ST SPANKING???
(theboss1) I DO I DO
(Weasel21) who is giving the first spanking?
(Weasel21) mmmmmmmmmm
(Weasel21) count me in:))

** don't go away just cause you lost.. 
(HlSwill) Good night 
(ConnieB) see ya next trip pard  :)
(ConnieB) is that my cue to leave so's ya don't hafta edit the lobby so much??????
** good idea ConnieB  lol
(gppLynn) ROFL CONNIE   NOOO STICK AROUND  LOL
(ConnieB) well, just so long as you remember you said that, lynners  *GRIN*
**Lynn will pay for this!! revenge is sooo sweet ..hehehe *evil grin*

** ok who's the wise guy who slipped something in Trumpy's drink tonight???
(cchocky) NEED PLAYERS FOR NEW GAME , PLEASE!!!!
(ConnieB) can't chocky  :(   gotta stay here and harrass the hired help   *sniggle*
(ConnieB) geez!! i'm surprised trumpy dinna dump me for that one  ....
(ConnieB) or dump on me or sumthin.... gettin' mellow in his old age?  *chuckle*
(gppLynn) THINK HE'S SLEEPING  LOL
(ConnieB) good...find out what he's takin' so's we can slip him some more of it next week   :)

** finally the finals ...
(gppLynn) FOR THE FINAL MATCH... IN THIS CORNER.. KATIE/JEVEN   WEARING THE RED TIGHTS.. 
(gppLynn) AND THE HOMETOWN FAVORITES .. WEARING THE POLKA DOTS .. DUMPLIN/SPAM
(Dumplin2) hang on my arse is numb
** what a bummer!!
(KatieRed) what a sight!! 
(spambait) darn... visual just isn't cutting it
(Dumplin2) str--eee-tchin---ggggg
(KatieRed) I haven't moved...don't wanna change my luck...lol
(KatieRed) and gotta peeeeeeeee bad!
(gppLynn) TOO LATE  LOL
(Dumplin2) I don't rely on luck.  :)
(Dumplin2) that would be my pard.
(spambait) luck is for them...we ARE GOOD

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We want to say thanks to all the teams who participate in the 1999 Euchre Partners Tournament!! You make it sooo much fun for us!  Even though we're still learning and have made mistakes, you've shown nothing but understanding, patience and above all, friendship. :) 
With your help, we hope to continue our efforts to learn and hope you all have a great time and lots of fun at the tourney :) 
Your support means so much to us and we just wanted you to know you're appreciated and without you, we wouldn't look forward to Friday nights!! 
We think you're GREAT PEOPLE :) 

Hugs to all :) 
The '99 Team

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