15, 1999


right click on midi console to hear:
~~~ "Do You Believe" by CHER ~~~~

*** WINNER'S CIRCLE ***
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PomPom1 & Scr0ll Savor Sweet Success!!!
Runners-up: imaGenie/Weasel21
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 CONGRATS!!! WTG U2!!!
(imaGenie) CONGRATS U2
(Weasel21) congrats pompom and scroll
(Scr0ll) ty
(Scr0ll) *******************PomPom*********************
(Dumplin2) Whoo hooo  *throwing confetti**
(PomPom1) ty/ty
(PomPom1) WTGP

Contrary to recent rumors started by some of you (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) LOL, our hosts do NOT put work before FUN :)....
(sixmom) GENIE?  DID YOU HAVE FUN?
(imaGenie) hmmmm yes?
(sixmom) GOOD.  THEN YOU WILL BE READY TO WORK NEXT WEEK  LOL
(imaGenie) lol yes ma'am
** ok maybe those rumors are true!!!  LOL
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While we're waiting on the interview.. let's have an interview.. LOL
(Tis4ever) when was the first time you told your mom you had  S E X?
(Scr0ll) at the christening..........mine
(Magic52) is this a trick question
(Magic52) i didnt tell
(Tis4ever)When was the first time your mom told you SHE had "it"?....lol
(Scr0ll) whan I caught her with the mail man
(Tis4ever) When was the lasst time you really CARED?....lol
(Enchantd1) someone fire tis..
(Scr0ll) hmmmmmmm.....that's a toughy.........who cares?
(Enchantd1) her questions are too hard
(Scr0ll) what's a man got that's 4" long and when extended is 8" long?
(Tis4ever) hmmmmmmm
(Tis4ever) putting out campfires?....lol
(Scr0ll) wallet
(Weasel21) next question... How many raisins in Post Raisin Bran?
(Tis4ever) I like my answer better.....lol
(Scr0ll) all of them
(imaGenie) 2 scoops
(Tis4ever) None after I have gotten to the box.....lol
(Weasel21) Two BIGGER scoops
(Tis4ever) How many $$$$$$$$$ do you have in one day?.....lol
(Magic52) 4
(Scr0ll) which day
(Scr0ll) payday
(Scr0ll) or the next day
(Magic52) what time do you go to bed? what kind of t-paper do you use
(Sunrays) I go to bed late and I use sandpaper
(twohearts) lol
(gppLynn) What are you wearing?  oh wait.. wrong "interview" .. hehe
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FINALLY!!! HERE'S THE "WINNERS" INTERVIEW!!
Scr0ll) #1 a
(Scr0ll) #2 c
(Scr0ll) #3 all of the above
UMMM, AS I WAS SAYING >>>> INTERVIEW TIME!! REALLY! LOL 

Have you ever won this tourney before?
(Scr0ll) yes
(PomPom1) No
(PomPom1) Not ist place
(Scr0ll) but first time with my new old pard
(PomPom1) awww  thank you pard
** To check out their past wins, click here >>> WINNERS99 <<< 

How long have you and the partner you played with  in tonight's tourney been playing together?? Who is your usual partner??
(Scr0ll) about 3 years
(PomPom1) Scroll and haved played together off and on for about 3 years

Where did your GPP nick come from?
(Scr0ll) AOL
(PomPom1) Grandkids

What's your favorite snack food while playing cards?
(PomPom1) The olives in my martinis
(Scr0ll) don't snack at the puter
** apparently, the term "playing cards" can only refer to online for Scr0ll.. LOL

Do you have a homepage OR favorite site you'd like to put in the newsletter?
(Scr0ll) www.diamondeclub.com
(PomPom1) YES!! GPP
** yes we agree, PomPom1....BEST PLACE ON THE NET!!!!!!!!!

Are you male or female?
(Scr0ll) wife says I'm male
(PomPom1) Still female

Where are you from originally? Where do you live now?
(PomPom1) Illinois/Indiana
(Scr0ll) Michigan

Are you married? Any adorable/horrible offspring?
(Scr0ll) yes yes but not wifes
(PomPom1) lol   soooo married  30 years   and 3 brats

What is your age? ** need my calculator? **
(PomPom1) PASS
(Scr0ll) younger then some older then most
** Love the "precise" answers we get with that question  LOL

What was your favorite toy when you were young?
(Scr0ll) the babysitter
(twohearts) lol scroll
(Magic52) lol
(PomPom1) Lynn I can't remember that far back

What's your favorite TV show?
(PomPom1) X-Files on Sunday night at 9....hear that pard?
(Scr0ll) yup....plan matches for Sunday at 9:00 got it pard
(PomPom1) nooooooo

What do you think your pard looks like in real life???
(Scr0ll) about the same as she did at the bash
(Scr0ll) great
(PomPom1) No fair  I know what he looks like   lol   mel Gibson eat your heart out!
(Scr0ll) LOL

How do you cook a turkey? lol
(PomPom1) In a smoker   lol
(Scr0ll) take the bag out

What's your favorite cartoon character?
(Scr0ll) felix the cat
(PomPom1) The Roadrunner.....he's cool

Do you have any pets?  If so, do they sleep with you?  If so, why do they sleep with you? Don't you have a human to sleep with?  hehehe
(Scr0ll) not if my wife is home
(PomPom1) yes  2 dogs 1 cat and 6 grandkids lol
(Scr0ll) 2 dogs

How many hours do you spend at the computer per week?  **we usually add 4-5 hours to your answer to get the TRUTH** LOL
(Scr0ll) about 30
(PomPom1) 50+

What would your dream vacation be and who with?
(Scr0ll) Niagara Falls....next year and your all invited
(Magic52) free trip in a barrel to anyone that comes
(PomPom1) dare I answer that 1 now?

If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be? and why?
(Scr0ll) my dog....cuase he could spend all his time on the puter
(PomPom1) A lady of leisure     lol

What's the biggest mistake you've ever made while playing euchre? (besides doing this interview) LOL
(PomPom1) Calling Trump!
(Scr0ll) hitting the create table button

You won . . . it's time to brag . . . anyone you want to brag to or give a hard time? (Or just a general brag . . .LOL
(Scr0ll) nahhhhhhhh.....wasn't us just the cards

CONGRATS U2 AND THANKS FOR A FUN INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!!  WTG!!!

Consolation Tournament Winners!!
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Sunrays and twohearts
Runners-up: kambi/Dumplin2 
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(twohearts) wtgp!!!!
(kambi) THANX ALL WAS GREAT AS USUAL!
(Dumplin2) Lynn, one of these days you should interview me as the person who has been the runner up the most times in a row.  :)
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(gppLynn) STAY FOR INTERROGATION..UMM I MEAN INTERVIEW
** does anybody pay attention to Lynn??? LOL
(Sunrays) Night all...
(gppLynn) SUN?
(Sunrays) Lynn?
(gppLynn) YOU STAYING?
(Sunrays) Should I?
(gppLynn) LOL YESS PLEASE
(Sunrays) Well, since you put it so nicely... :  }
(gppLynn) :) TY TY
(Sunrays) Do I get the cheque now?
(twohearts) lol
(gppLynn) UMM.. OK
(gppLynn) **CHEQUE**
(Magic52) i get paid first
(Sunrays) : }
(Sunrays) Do I get to ask questions too?
** oh great.. now we can have 3 interviews tonite.. *sheesh* lol
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How long have you and the partner you played with in tonight's tourney been playing together?? Who is your usual partner??
(twohearts) um...u answer for us P lol
(Sunrays) 2 or 3 months?
(twohearts) yess
(twohearts) bout that
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Have you ever won this tourney before?
** To check out past wins, click here >>> WINNERS99 <<< 
(twohearts) yes
(Sunrays) Yes, everytime I play with my pard I am a winner... :  }
(twohearts) ahhh that is sooo sweet P
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Where did your GPP nickname come from?
(Sunrays) I couldnt get back on using my old one so I turned the moon into the sun..
(twohearts) um...just thought it up...needed a unique name so it would go through :)
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Are you male or female?
(Sunrays) Let me check Lynn.... Hmmm, still male... :  }
(twohearts) f
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If you could change your pard's gpp nickname, what would it be?
(twohearts) 2souls
(Sunrays) Thats easy... Sweetheart... :  }
(twohearts) ahhhh P
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Where are you from originally? Where do you live now?
(twohearts) ohio& still ohio
(Sunrays) The Caribbean.
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What is your age? ** need my calculator? **
(twohearts) 40
(Sunrays) old is close enough...
(Sunrays) ok, real old... :  }
(twohearts) oh joy..I am the only one that answered it!!!! lol
** yep we always get ONE in every interview... heheh
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Are you married? Any adorable/horrible offspring?
(twohearts) yes & no
(Sunrays) Is that a trick question Lynn???
(Sunrays) Trying to get me to put my foot into my mouth, eh?
(twohearts) lol
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What's your favorite TV show?
(Sunrays) Touched by an angel...
(twohearts) Er...Oz series on hbo
(twohearts) ohmy P I didnt know that
(Sunrays) Now you know... That show is always good..
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What would your dream vacation be and who with?
(Sunrays) ohoh, another trick question...
(twohearts) hmmm......have to think for a bit on that one
(Sunrays) Anywhere as long as you pay for the trip... :  }
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If you could have any job in the world what would it be and why?
(twohearts) any job in vegas at the casino's I love cards
(Sunrays) I would stick with my job.... Its easy and I like it...: }
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What was your favorite toy when you were young?
(twohearts) um thinking
(Sunrays) Matches...
(twohearts) my babydolls
(Sunrays) I caught my hand on fire using gas. I almost burnt down my grand parents home... I liked matches...
** Sunrays-proof lighters.. now there's an idea.. lol
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What's your favorite snack food while playing euchre?
(Sunrays) Chocolate covered almonds and vanilla ice cream...
(twohearts) twix candybars!!!!
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How many hours do you spend at the computer per week?  **we usually add 4-5 hours to your answer to get the TRUTH** LOL
(Sunrays) most of the day...
(Sunrays) 60???
(twohearts) hmmm 25...30...35.. lol
(Sunrays) Nahhhh, more than that but who is keeping check... :  }
(twohearts) lol
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What do you think your pard looks like in real life?
(twohearts) * A very handsome man *
(Sunrays) hmmmmm, real nice... :  }
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What's your favorite cartoon character?
(twohearts) casper
(Sunrays) Who watches cartoons? ok, Tweety Bird
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What's the biggest mistake you've ever made while playing euchre? (besides doing this interview)
(twohearts) hmmm lol...ordering up the right bower & going alone lol shhhhh!!! am still embarrassed lol
(Sunrays) Ordering the wrong suit when mixing up the bowers...
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Do you wish you had never started this?
(twohearts) nah...having fun now!!
(twohearts) just getting warmed up
(Sunrays) Hmmm, does this mean we are finished already??? Shucks, and I was now working up a sweat... :  }
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You won . . . it's time to brag . . . anyone you want to brag to or give a hard time? (Or just a general brag . . .LOL!!)
(twohearts) yesss to my sister...neener lol!!!!
(Sunrays) I never brag... I just bask in nice feelings... :  }
(twohearts) oh great...I am the only one that bragged & told my age...LOL

BIG CONGRATS U2 and TO ALL TONIGHT'S WINNERS!!! WTG!

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1999 RECORD BREAKERS ATTENDANCE
~~~ 32 TEAMS ~~~ 3/12/99
16 Teams were in attendance for this Tournament :)
WELCOME TO ALL THE NEW-COMERS!!! We hope you have fun and hope to cya every week :)
AND TO THOSE FRIENDS WHOM WE MISS TERRIBLY..
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SPECIAL AWARDS
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**THE "QUICKEST SIGNER-UPPER" AWARD**
Izzy26/Filly

** THE EVER POPULAR "FIRST OUT " AWARD GOES TO**
Izzy26/Filly
(filly) ROFL, GEE THANKS

**THE "BRAT(S)" AWARD** **drum roll please** >>>>
>>>>>>> brucem1 <<<<<<<
(Scr0ll) bruce who?

** THE "BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(Baddly) The best players don't always win.......for example......I'm not in there

** THE "BEST EXCUSE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(imaGenie) i think we should get another chance.. hey lynn put us with players that weren't even in her tourney

**THE "NICKNAME CHANGE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(gppLynn) BRUCE/TRISH  VS  SCROLL/POMPOMPOMPOMPOMPOMPOM
<< TIED WITH >>
(tinyone) DUMMMMPPPP
referring to Dumplin2 of course.. we think.. we hope.. umm maybe not..

**THE "WORST PICKUP LINE OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(Dumplin2) I want a really bad partner who likes to be verbally abused and doesn't mind lots of cussing

**THE "TYPO OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
(tuppr2) should i mak the table
** we weren't sure bout this one.. either tuppr2 will MAKE the table, which will take a while sawing all that wood OR will MARK the table (umm, perhaps we don't really wanna know that one.. LOL)

**THE "ENTERTAINER OF THE NIGHT" AWARD**
>>>>>>> Magic52 <<<<<<<
(Sunrays) Get up on the table magic... I want to see table dancing please... :  }
(Magic52) start the music
(gppLynn) TWOHEARTS?  STILL WITH US?
(twohearts) yess
(Magic52) no shes watching me dance
(gppLynn) LOL
(twohearts) lol
(Scr0ll) chick-a-boom-ahhhhhh-don't ya just love it........
(Magic52) no one like my dancing  see no tables up there
(gppLynn) LOL MAGIC.. WHO TURNED OFF THE MUSIC?
(Magic52) can i stop dancing now?
(gppLynn) NO MAGIC    LOL
(Scr0ll) no magic



**NEW**
WEEKLYWEIRDWAV

(Click on the Weird WAVing alien..hehe)


BIRTHDAYS, WELCOME-BACKS, AND/OR GENERAL CONGRATULATIONS!!
~~~~HAPPY ANNIVERSARY >>> CalamityS~~~~
(sixmom) HAS IT BEEN A YEAR ALREADY???????
(CalamityS) Yep on Sunday .... I know exactly how many seconds have passed
(gppLynn) AWWW HAPPY ANNIVERSARY CAL :)
(sixmom) WOW
(CalamityS) Thanks Lynn
(sixmom) CONGRATS : ))))))
~~~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PINTSIZE Oct.19th~~~~
(Dumplin2) *bravo...bravo*
(tuppr2) hb 2u
(Scr0ll) Happy B Day
(imaGenie) Happy Birthday Pint!!!


OVERHEARD IN THE LOBBY
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** the early-birds...
(MayBabe) hi bruceyyyyyy
(MayBabe) hi maxi :)
(MaxiMa95) hey may!!!!
(brucem1) hiya May :-)
(MayBabe) already got u2 signed up  .. where's the others??? LOL

** THE COIN TOSS..
(brucem1) we must be it, should we flip a coin to see who won main and who won cons???  :-)
(MayBabe) HEADS  NO WAIT.. TAILS.. NO... HEADS.. NOOOO..UMM
(MayBabe) decisions decisions
(brucem1) just like a women, can't make up her mind  <g>
(MayBabe) i made up my mind bout you longg time ago bruce   LOL

** umm, maybe this is why nobody's showing up yet... 
(WatchingU) Lock the door!!!
(MayBabe) why?
(MayBabe) who's coming that you're afraid of?? LOL

** play OR ELSE..  but hey, we're nice about it... ROFL
(Whiskers1) who said i was playin??>...LOL
(sixmom) YOU SHOWED UP  lol

** compliments will get ya everywhere.. they won tonight's tourney didn't they?  LOL
(Scr0ll) Lynn and the gang got the best Friday night on da net
(gppLynn) AWWWW  TY TY TY SCROLL
(sixmom) THANKS SCROLL : )))))
(gppLynn) **CK'S IN THE MAIL** HEHE
(gppLynn) WE GOT THE BEST GROUP OF PEOPLE ON THE NET :)
(Scr0ll) awwwwwwwww
(RonJons) you get compliments like that just using cash?     hmm......
(gppLynn) HUSH RON.. I DON'T TELL ALL MY BRIBERY SECRETS  ROFLLL
(RonJons) though you sent scroll a .gif of ya in leather lynn ;)
(gppLynn) NAH THAT WAS LAST MONTH.. FEATHERS THIS MONTH
(Scr0ll) can I get a FREE GPP! ???
(gppLynn) SEND EMAIL TO WE.WANT.IT.NOW@GEOCITIES.COM    LOL

** wow, the things we REVEAL around here..   lol
(Dumplin2) Don't make me open table.
(Dumplin2) my server is screwy.
(kambi) dang mine is worse dumplin, lol
(Dumplin2) hahaha...did you even notice I got bumped?
(gppLynn) NO LADDERS!!!!
(Dumplin2) good, can't get on the ladder tonight.
(Dumplin2) not wearing panties.
(Whiskers1) no panties..this could be interesting nite
** aren't you glad you are playing tonight now?
(Magic52) baddddddd dump
(Dumplin2) is bending over for her whooping from Magic.
(Whiskers1) me next please

** THE "BRAT" OF THE NIGHT AND WHY HE WON THE AWARD... lol
(WatchingU) Who needs to sign up?
(brucem1) me
(gppLynn) BRUCE.. THAT'S 2
(brucem1) only 2?  I'm slipping  <g>
(brucem1) <-----sitting innocent and quiet
(WatchingU) Sit still.  LOL
(brucem1) I'm sitting very still, easier to type that way <g>
(WatchingU) You are going to get dizzy like Lynn.  LOL
(gppLynn) ANYBODY NEED TO SIGN-UP FOR TONIGHT'S TOURNEY??
(brucem1) ME ME ME ME
(brucem1) I need to  :-)
(brucem1) me, and yep Ptrish
(WatchingU) BRUCE...HUSH
>>>>> AND LATER.. YEP HE'S STILL AT IT.. AND THIS TIME HE HAS A HELPER... LOL
(Dumplin2) Hey pard let's lose fast so we have more time to make fun of everyone else, K?  giggle.
(brucem1) Dumplin, you don't need to lose, you can still harrass lobby while in a game,  right Lynner???  <veg>
>>>>> arggghhhhh, will somebody please take him home now??  heheh
(brucem1) US'NS WON  THEY'UNS LOST
(gppLynn) ***BONKKKK***
(brucem1) HEEHEE
(brucem1) just remember, it was you that gave me hosting job  <g>
(brucem1) I thought you felt you were due for punishment for something and knew that was the way to ensure you got it  :-0
(gppLynn) AIN'T NOBODY SINNED THAT MUCH
(brucem1) did we get first out??
(gppLynn) YEAH.. JUST KEEP IT UP, YOU'LL BE 1ST OUT. HEHE
(ptrish) uh Pard I know you aren't used to it but we won!

** when we say "signup early", he takes it literally... LOL
(MayBabe) ANYBODY NEED TO SIGN-UP again??? LOL
(brucem1) sure, why not <g>
(MayBabe) and i supposed you'd think that's for next wk too , right???
(brucem1) of course, I win quickest signup award :-)
(WatchingU) Dont give him any ideas Lynn.  LOL
(brucem1) not this week, since you offered to have my 2nd signup tonight count for "next" week<g>
(brucem1) besides, it's more fun to signup at last minute, gotta keep you guessing :-)
(brucem1) I want to sign up for the next month in advance  :-)
(WatchingU) Sorry Bruce....you cant!!!
(WatchingU) Lynn gets ahold of you, you wont be here next month.  LOL
** ohhh now she's giving Lynn ideas.. heheh

** well wellllll... she FINALLY shows up on time and starts givin' orders.. HEHE
(Ladyzee) IM HERE  ON TIME......... LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :))
(Magic52) cant believe zee is on time lol
(TheTramp1) YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(TheTramp1) ZEE's here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(TheTramp1) My pard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(TheTramp1) And this is her LUCKY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Magic52) stores must be closed
(Ladyzee) NEED CIGS..........BRB........>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
(Magic52) zee just has to go to the store lol
** yep, we knew her early appearance wouldn't last long.. LOL

** could be a long vacation..
(gppLynn) <<<  GOING AWAY FOR THE WKEND... DOING A HAPPY DANCE
(sixmom) WHERE WE GOING LYNN?
(gppLynn) AWAY
(sixmom) OH NEVER MIND...I AM ALREADY AWAY   LOL
(imaGenie) you got enuff bail money??
(gppLynn) THEY GOT BAIL JUST FOR THIS WKEND  ROFLLL
(Scr0ll) will family get suspisious when you start shaking from being away from pc for 48 hours
(gppLynn) OOOOO NOO HADN'T THOUGHT BOUT THAT SCROLL.. I CAN'T GO!!!  LOL
(RonJons) sneak a laptop in....   they rent 'em ;0
(Scr0ll) if tourney is cancelled next week all it will be because family has trapped Lynn in rehab

** another one needs a vacation.. must be too much fun on Friday Nights..hehe
(CalamityS) Just came to say Hi, just got home and leaving for Vegas in the A.M.
(sixmom) I WANNA GO !!!!!!!!!
(sixmom) WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
** ok..who forgot to give sixmom her medication tonight??? LOL
(CalamityS) Come on Mom
(RonJons) break the house girl ;)
(gppLynn) RON, WITH A NAME LIKE CALAMITY.. SHE'LL BREAK SOMETHING I'M SURE   LOL

** and so it begins.. well ALMOST.. LOL
(gppLynn) DUMPLIN / KAMBI   VS    (GO GET A TEAM, SIX!! )  ROFLL
(sixmom) WHO IS NOT SEATED?
(Wvstyx) me and magic
(imaGenie) magic? weasel is gonna host..
(gppLynn) I CALLED U2
(sixmom) WV GO TO WEASELS
(imaGenie) with us wv
(Wvstyx) i missed it????
(Magic52) ut oh cant connect
(imaGenie) weasel's
(imaGenie) weasel's , magic
(Magic52) im laggin
(Magic52) styx
(Magic52) genie?
[Enter] Rhardin40
[Enter] Whiskers1
(sixmom) RH & WHIZKERS
(Whiskers1) what i do now ??
(gppLynn) DID WE GET 2?
(Rhardin40) yes
(gppLynn) DUMPLIN / KAMBI  VS   ???
(sixmom) RH & WHISKERS PARDS
(gppLynn) RH/WHISKERS
(gppLynn) OK
** nuttin like a little chaos to get the tourney started.. LOL

** the missing piece...
(tuppr2) or forever hold your piece
(Dumplin2) Hold who's peice?
(TheTramp1) what's tuppr holding?
(filly) ur piece
(Dumplin2) Ohhh..
(tuppr2) watch it!
(gppMiLady) Dumplin has a piece?????
(TheTramp1) Yeah.....now she's watching it
(Dumplin2) Dumplin IS a piece  (of work)
(tinyone) Yes she is LOL
(moby8950) Why don't you give her a "piece" of your mind
(moby8950) what's left anyway
(moby8950) I lend you some of mine.  I have plenty

** will Scr0ll ever get this told?? LOL
(Scr0ll) A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
(Wvstyx) oh no, a scroll joke...
(Scr0ll) The husband says "WHAT??"
(Dumplin2) a looooooooooong one.
(Scr0ll) The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.
(Dumplin2) (boy that scroll can type fast)
(Scr0ll) The husband realises that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
(Dumplin2) (much like at my house)
(Scr0ll) So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store.  He walks around and
(Scr0ll) has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't  decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewellery
(Scr0ll) Dept. where she gets a set of diamond ear rings.
(Wvstyx) ooo, jewerly, my favorite
(ptrish) my kind of guy
(millie2) can I marry him scroll?
(Scr0ll) The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she does not care.
(Scr0ll) She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says
(Scr0ll) "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it."
(Dumplin2) ohhh I love that song.
(Scr0ll) The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on.
(Scr0ll) She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
(Scr0ll) The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now."
(moby8950) what's the punch line, what's the punch line?
(Scr0ll) The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
(Dumplin2) (drum rollllllll please...punchline)
(Scr0ll) The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and the Husband says,
(Dumplin2) drum rooooolllllll
(Scr0ll) "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
(millie2) rofl
(Benzo2) Mouhahahha
(Dumplin2) *bravo...bravo*
(Dumplin2) newsletter is going to be two pages if she includes scroll's joke.
** whew, almost!  but Dumplin2 was in charge of PAGE 2.. LOL

** what kind of talk is this!!! lol
(TheTramp1) Ca va, Genei????
(imaGenie) genei french for genie?
(imaGenie) mia oodga rampta.. uoya?
(Magic52) esya eniga
(imaGenie) lol agicma
** somebody please do a hick translation for Lynn ok?  ROFL

** umm is this the ad on their license plate??..  lol
(Baddly) I live near Detroit.......we don't have a professional sports team

** just HAD to ask, didn't ya?? haha...
(millie2) where is spam dumplin?
(Dumplin2) In the CAN!!!
(Magic52) whos in the can
(millie2) spam
(millie2) you may need to let him out for air
(Dumplin2) (Dumpling just holds her breath for people to ask that question!!  I've been waiting to say that for weeks now)
(millie2) glad to assist ya
(Dumplin2) thanks millie.  LOL

** umm .. lotsa butts tonight....and Ronjons won't touch em??? OH WAIT.. Magic52 will..   LOL
(Magic52) styx hope you cover my butt ok
(Wvstyx) yea right!
(Dumplin2) My pard has to cover my butt like grandma's bikini.
<<< later >>>
(Magic52) dumplins butt hurts
(Magic52) got a pillow
(moby8950) Tell her to stop sitting on the kids
(gppLynn) I AIN'T RUBBIN IT.. TELL HER TO TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN
(Magic52) i do but rubs for a fee
(gppLynn) MY BACK HURTS.. PUT ME AND DUMPLIN TOGETHER WE'D HAVE BADBACKBUTT
(gppLynn) SAY THAT 3 TIME FAST  HEHE
(RonJons) i'm not touchin' that.....  nope.
<<< DID YA WANT MORE??? OK!!! >>>
(Weasel21) genie!!
(Weasel21) get your butt in here!!
(imaGenie) hey i CAN multitask!!
(imaGenie) u can't
(Weasel21) I'll multi you..where is that paint stick?
<<< still not had enuff huh??  hehe >>>
(RonJons) my butt hurts...   must be somthin' going around...
(Dumplin2) hey!  my butt hurts?  is it contagious?
(kambi) hope not pard
(gppLynn) MY BACK HURTS.. WILL ITMOVE DOWN?
(RonJons) hope not for *your* sake luynn :0
(imaGenie) FAST AND PAINFUL..
(imaGenie) NOOOO PAINLESS  LOL
(Dumplin2) I know...it's SPONTANEOUS COMBUTT~TION
(Tis4ever) you have both been thinking to hard...stand up and take a load off your brains....lol
<<< will it ever END?? (pun intended..lol) we can only hope >>>
(Dumplin2) I need to reboost my tush.
(Dumplin2) <--------doing jumping jacks to increase the circulation in posterier
(Dumplin2) Lynn..I'd stretch a mile if you would carry me back.
(gppLynn) LOL  NOPE, BUT I'LL DRIVE BY AND WAVE

** MaxiMa95 gets lost?????
(Desiree2) maxima    where are u
(tuppr2) max to millis table plz
** don't think she can hear you
(millie2) maxi>??????
(tuppr2) MAX YOU HERE?
(Desiree2) must have fallen asleep
(tuppr2) WAKE UP MAXI
(Desiree2) come to millies table
(MaxiMa95) dont see millie
(millie2) after issy
(Desiree2) after izzy
(gppLynn) MILLE2'S TABLE .. :)
(MaxiMa95) only see weaszels
(Desiree2) weasles is the last table scroll up
(millie2) thats weird
(tuppr2) ut oh
(millie2) rut ro
(MaxiMa95) i c now....no scroll but they rapidly came up one at a time

** anyone care to answer this one?
(Dumplin2) where am I supposed to go?

** now we know why Lynn's lost her mind...
(sixmom) WHERE'S BOSS????
(gppLynn) I JUST TALKED TO BOSS .. HE'S NOT HERE
(sixmom) LOL
(brucem1) figures, Lynn talks to people who are not here :-)
(brucem1) there is a medical term for that Lynn
(gppLynn) BRUCEITIS?
(Weasel21) I think that is bursitis
(Baddly) Brucillosis
(gppLynn) DR ASKED ME IF I'M ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING.. I SAY "BRUCE"
(ptrish) He said no help, right Lynn?
(gppLynn) ROFL TRISH.. EXACTLY HOW'D YA KNOW?
(ptrish) I have the same ailment, succombed to it years ago lol
** hope its not catching!!!! lol

** Lynn still seems to be lost...again..
(imaGenie) no opponents?
(gppLynn) SUNRAYS/TWOHEARTS  PLEASE GO TO WEASEL/IMAGENIE'S TABLE :)
(sixmom) GENIE?
(sixmom) LYNN NEEDS HELP   LMAP
** LMAP?
(sixmom) GENIE
(sixmom) ENJOY PLAYING TONIGHT
(sixmom) IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN   LOL
(imaGenie) oops
(gppLynn) OH HUSH ROFLLLL  **PSST WHERE'S G WHEN I NEED HER**
(imaGenie) lol i take it u 2 are kidding?
(gppLynn) UMM NO ACTUALLY I'M NOT.. JUST A SEC..
(imaGenie) how come our opponents are at another table????
(imaGenie) LYNN?????
(imaGenie) whatcha doing???
(gppLynn) GREAT QUESTION G
(sixmom) BUSTED
(TheTramp1) Lynn lost her G spot?
(RonJons) HUH?
(tinyone) lol
(Magic52) lol
(RonJons) that hadda hurt......   :(
(gppLynn) THAT'S WHY I LOST A TABLE!!!!!!!
(gppLynn) GENIE, GET BACK DOWN HERE  LOL
(sixmom) ****NOTICE - SIX'S TOURNEY IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY
** NOTE TO SIXMOM FROM LYNN >>> :-P~~

** welll this explains the confusion... sorta..
(sixmom) TWOHEARTS...WILL YOU OPEN PLEASE
(imaGenie) WAIT!! SUN AND TWO WEREN"T EVEN IN LYNN"S HALF???
(gppLynn) NO GENIE..  HUSH   ROFLLL
(sixmom) GENIE?
(sixmom) DONT CONFUSE HER FURTHER
(gppLynn) I WAS HOPING NOBODY'D NOTICE  LOL
(gppLynn) TOLD YA THIS WILL BE LAST TIME YOU PLAY IN TOURNEY GENIE..HAVE FUN  LOL

** awwwww.. makes ya wanna listen to the theme song of "Friends" doesn't it??
(Wvstyx) hey baddly, i hugged you a while back, and you didn't hug me back
(Baddly) Styxie [[[[[[[[[[[[[[HUGGGS]]]]]]]]]]]]]
(Wvstyx) ty {{{baddly}}}
(Wvstyx) i needed that!

** dreams do come true.. (ok we have no clue what he's talkin' about.. but we liked it) LOL
(moby8950) Long ago and far away, I dreamed a dream one day and now that dream is here beside meeeeeee
(Scr0ll) that's profound
(twohearts) what...u got a pony:)

** don't think anyone is listening.. **H E L P**...
(Wvstyx) oh no, we are having a shelter in place..i think one of our power plants just blew up!!!
(sixmom) WOW  WV
(Wvstyx) i know...(gotta light candles....gotta get out my emergency kit...gotta get my y2k stuff ready...
(Wvstyx) they have all the major roads block, how will i get out of town????
(Wvstyx) hubby just said i need to drop and *un* cover for a chemical leak...do you think that's correct?
** actually we think he's just makin' a move on ya, Wvstyx.. but it's a good one.. LOL
(Wvstyx) anyone want a visitor for the night?
(Wvstyx) oh no...i think i'm loosing my eyesight...i don't think i can breath.....
(Scr0ll) quick syyx put both hands on your keyboard
(Wvstyx) k scroll...what will that do??
**  finally someone to the rescue!!
(Scr0ll) repair your eyesight and get your breath back
(Wvstyx) ok, feeling better now!  Thanks scroll, knew someone would come to my rescue

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** they can't even spell it how can they go there! ROFL.......
(Scr0ll) hey Genie you coming to Niagara next year?
(Baddly) what's happening at Viagra Fal
(tuppr2) whats in niagra?
(RonJons) fal
(RonJons) er falls
(tuppr2) lots of water
(RonJons) <confused look>   someone marked the table with thier own niagra falls??     geez take a pee break already!!
(moby8950) I can't play on a wet table

** gonna be a LONGGGG night, folks.
(gppLynn) G & WEAS.. JUST WAIT ON ME
(Weasel21) LYNN, THANKS FOR COMING, CYA NEXT WEEK!!!
(gppLynn) ARGGHHHHHHHHH
(sixmom) WAITING ON LYNN?  BETTER START BREAKFAST  LOL
(gppLynn)  SIX **I'M SOO HURT**    OUCH!!  NO WAIT.. MY CHAIR WAS ON MY FOOT.. IT'S OK NOW
(sixmom) LMAO
(gppLynn) WAIT.. DID I MISS SOME TABLES WHILE I WAS BRB?????????? WHO'S WAITING ???
(sixmom) ARE YOU ALL PLAYING OR CHATTING?  LOL
(brucem1) both
(Wvstyx) we're waiting
(Magic52) i'm waiting
(TheTramp1) We're waiting!!!!!!
(brucem1) well, would be playing if Scroll would join us anyway :-)
(imaGenie) we're waiting!!!
(TheTramp1) WE're ALL waiting!!!!!!!
(Whiskers1) i don't wanna play with magic...she beats me
(sixmom) THEN YOU BETTER WIN WHISKERS  LOL
(Magic52) whos side you on six LOL

** have we picked on Lynn a bit too much???? nahhh lol
(Scr0ll) Lynn you did get our scores didn't you?
(gppLynn) YOUR POINT IS?
(moby8950) I think you can trust Lynn to know the score
** one question, moby8950 >>>  are we talkin' bout the same LYNN here??? rofl
(Scr0ll) I do
(RonJons) depends on whether lynn has been to her medicine cabinet :0
(Scr0ll) LOL

** ok Magic52 and Imagenie's TURN... hehe
(Tis4ever) HEY.....it is SO obvious that this tourney is rigged...
(Tis4ever) Otherwise, how would Genie make the finals?....we all KNOW she can't play......lol
(imaGenie) do u guys ever think of magic.. while you are yakking in the lobby??
(gppLynn) NO WHY?   LOL
(Magic52) lol
(sixmom) GENIE YOU TOLD US TO DO ALL THIS TALKING
(gppLynn) RIGGED??  WHO TOLD????????????
(Tis4ever) If it's talking you want...I guess I came to the right place.....lol
(Magic52) ohhhhh nooooo
(gppLynn) MAGIC JUST LOVES IT WHEN THERE'S A LOT TO EDIT... HEHE
(Magic52) shhhhhhhh
(sixmom) MAGIC?
(Magic52) yes?
(sixmom) GENIE TOLD US TO DO THIS TALKING.  YOU KNOW I NEVER TALK UNLESS I AM TOLD TO.
** stand back folks.. lightning may strike at any moment!!!!!   ROFLLL

** make up my mind...
(bh1028) isnt this double elimination?
(Scr0ll) yup
(imaGenie) no bh
(bh1028) its single?
(imaGenie) only in the first round
(bh1028) oh ok
(imaGenie) yes
** if you understood that, please email the hosts and explain the tourney rules .. LOL

** charlie who???  and what's he doin' on everybody's tummy???
(Tis4ever) anyone ever get a charlie horse in their tummy?.....lol
(kambi) no did you tis?
(gppLynn) I HAVE !!  NO WAIT.. THAT WAS CHARLIE ON MY TUMMY... NEVER MIND
(Tis4ever) Yeah, I did...and it was SO weird that I started laughing really hard and it got worse.....lol
(Dumplin2) Well...his name was charlie and it wasn't my tummy..so ...Sorta?

** sympathy-r-us...... 
(moby8950) I need lots of consoling
(gppLynn) THAT'S OBVIOUS **SHEESH** LOL
(Scr0ll) you mean counseling?
(moby8950) no consoling
(moby8950) or is it consolating
(RonJons) seems like when i need consoling it involves a wad of 1 dollar bills....  <G>

** how can we forget tinyone?
(tinyone) <<<<<<<<thinking she has been forgotten
(gppLynn) NOOOO I WOULDN'T FORGET YA TINY :) WAITING ON WEASELS TABLE :)
(tinyone) :)   just was wanderin
(Scr0ll) awwwwwwwwwww tiny....we love ya
(brucem1) now you're in trouble Tiny, they love ya  :-)
(tinyone) I just knew they did BUT I LIKE hearin it :)
(brucem1) much better that they call you names, that's true love  <g>
(brucem1)  should know, I'm about the best loved around here, I can tell <g>
(sixmom) LOVE YOU TINY  :))))
(tinyone) LOVE YOU TOO PUNKIN
(Dumplin2) LOVE YOU TUNY
(sixmom) BRUCE,  IT IS TIME FOR YOU MEDS DEAR, YOU ARE GETTING DELIRIOUS,
(tinyone) LOL
(gppLynn) LOVE YOU SIX... LOVE YOU GENIE.. LOVE YOU MAGIC  LOVE YOU .. AW HECK, LOVE YA ALLLL   LOL
(Magic52) love you lynn lol
(Magic52) ok whats she up to
(Magic52) whats she want lol
(TheTramp1) You OK, Lynn???????
(Magic52) hmm sumpins brewing here lol
** we're one big happy family .. (oh goodie, does this mean I can borrow money??)  they know me TOOOO well, don't they?? LOL

** always wear your best (tights??) for this tourney..  LOL
(gppLynn) FOR THE FINAL ..............    IN THIS CORNER..... WEARING THE RED TIGHTS WITH GOLD STRIPES ...... GENIE/WEASEL
(Weasel21) tights???
(imaGenie) cute weasel
(Weasel21) I'm wearing my sweats.
(Weasel21) not tights
(imaGenie) lol oooooooo
(PomPom1) Oh  u 2 looks soooo cute!!!

** parting is such sweet sorrow... YEAH RIGHT.. NOT WITH THIS BUNCH.. ROFLLL
(sixmom) HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND LYNN : ))))
(Magic52) heyyyy she cant go away
(Magic52) she has to do my job lol
(gppLynn) AT LEAST SOMEBODY WOULD BE DOING IT... HEHE **DUCKING AGAIN**
(Magic52) u better run
(Magic52) i quit LOL
(gppLynn) LOL  NOOOOOOOOOO
(gppLynn) I QUIT FIRST  LOL
(Weasel21) LYNN, YOU CAN'T QUIT..YOUR FIRED!!
(Magic52) you cant fire me i quit yesterday
(gppLynn) YIKES... I KNEW IT .. IT'S MY SHY PERSONALITY ISN'T IT????
(Weasel21) YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY???
(gppLynn) ROFLL YOU WILL PAY, WEAS.. YOU WILL PAY  HEHE
(Weasel21) THANKS FOR PAYING LYNN!!! CYA NEXT WEEEK!!!

** FAMOUS LAST WORDS...
(Tis4ever) I kinda like the idea of showing up late and starting trouble....lol
 

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FYI ---->

Meet the '99 Team :)

SixMom ~ Consolation Tournament Host, Signup Co-Ordinator 
ImaGenie ~ Tournament Assistant, Maintains "Winners' Circle" and "Birthday Central" Webpages 
Magic52 ~ Tournament Assistant, Lobby Chat Editor
Lynn10 ~ Tournament Host and Website Co-Ordinator

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THANKS ---->

We want to say thanks to all the teams who participate in the 1999 Euchre Partners Tournament!! You make it sooo much fun for us!  Even though we're still learning and have made mistakes, you've shown nothing but understanding, patience and above all, friendship. :) 
With your help, we hope to continue our efforts to learn and hope you all have a great time and lots of fun at the tourney :) 
Your support means so much to us and we just wanted you to know you're appreciated and without you, we wouldn't look forward to Friday nights!! 
We think you're GREAT PEOPLE :) 

Hugs to all :) 
The '99 Team

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