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your own Free Home PageBack when I first started to learn Mandarin, my professor was always giving us a lecture on the importance of being polite, not offending, and most importantly to always 'keep face' in any situation with the Chinese. It was useful, but what I really needed was a way to tell that pesky maid in Kunming to quit walking into my room unannounced at 6AM- and make it stick! That was when I started collecting a list of obscenities, curses, and just plain nasty talk. Now seven years later, I just might be the most potentially rude laowai around. So, without further ado, here you go- but remember, always say thank you!
¥L¶ýªº! (ta ma de) Dammit!
·F! (gan- 4th tone) Fuck!
·F§A¶ýªº¯äB!- (gan ni ma de chou bi) Fuck your mom's smelly pussy!
¾Þ§Aªº¦å²O²Oªº¦º¶ý¶ý! Advanced Only (chao ni de shue ling ling de si ma ma)
Fuck your bloody dead mother! Special thanks to my father in law.
±þ¤d¤M- (sa chyan dao) roughly Kill you with a thousand cuts!
¤ý¤K¥¹- (wang ba dan) Bastard!
´¼»Ù- (tse tsang) Retard!
¥Õ·ö- (bai chr) Idiot!
¯«¸g¯f- (shen jing bing) Sicko!
±Ñ®a¤l- (bai jia tse) Incompetant son, Son of a bitch
ªáè- (hua tse) Public toilet (directed vs. women)
¥h§Aªº!- (chu ni de) literally Chop off your penis!
¤Ö¸ò§Ú¨Ó³o®M!- (Sao gen wo lai jei tao) Don't give me that!
ª¯§¾!- (go pi) Dog fart! Bullshit!
±D¤l- (biao tse) Bitch!
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