NOTE:This document is just a joke, it is not intended to be taken seriously. If you do, please do not threaten the author in any way.
You Know You've Played Too Much Mortal Kombat When....
(YKYPTMMKW)
Version 3.925
*The text in the parenthesis are my personal opinions on the signs, as wierd as they may be...*
1>...you want to be called by the name of your favorite MK character in "reality".
(Some names I don't recommend: Scorpion, Reptile, Chameleon/Khameleon, or any of the gods...)
2>...you actually believe you're your favorite character in "reality".
(In my opinion, if you do that....you're NUTS!!!)
3>...after you read the responce for sign #2, you use your "special moves" to try to eliminate me.
(I'd love to see you try...)
4>...you wonder if you're an ally to Outworld, Earth, or None of the above.
(Guess what none of the above is......)
5>...your favorite subject in school is Realm Domination 101 or for all you Raiden "fans", Advanced Realm Defense.
(Personally my favorite subject in school is Spanish.)
6>...you believe Outworld is going to invade Earth any day now.
(Yeah right, and I'm a Power Ranger....)
7>...you had a dream the other night about your sibling's defeat to Shang Tsung.
(Why me, just why me...)
8>...you have made a YNYPTMMKW list just like this one.
(I don't count, so there!!)
9>...you storm into Ed Boon's office demanding that some character that was in a previous MK be included
in MK4.
(I would NEVER do anything like that,but some guy would..)
10>...you are writing words such as "crazy" and "combat", you replace the C's with K's.
(I guess I should kalm down..er..I mean calm down my comments a bit.*L*)
11>...you are suffering from the first 10 signs!!!
(Geez, you need to get a life away from the game)
12>...you can relate your life to one or more of the combatants' lives.
(I sure can't relate my life in that way. I guess some people can..)
13>...you think Barney is a minion sent by Shao Khan to destroy the minds of young chilidren worldwide.
(You think??? HE IS!!!!)
14>...you have been waiting for a while now to recieve your invite to the next MK tournament.
(Trust me. It's never going to happen...)
15>...you constantly argue with your friends about who is best character in the entire MK universe.
(I say Jade's the best character...period.*g*)
16>...you own almost every MK-related product in existance.
(How much did it cost you both money wise and time wise?)
17>...you know the entire story of MK including bits from the novels, movies, cartoons etc.
(How much free time do you have??)
18>...you create MK nicknames for your friends/enemies based on their personalities.
(So that would mean I would be.....well Jade I guess)
19>...you think you've seen someone that looks a lot like one of the combatants.
(Well I did once know someone who I swear looked EXACTLY like Jarek...)
20>...you try to find some lame excuse to prove that you're NOT addicted to all the senseless
violence in MK.
(If you even think you might suffer from these signs, a lame excuse won't work.)
21>...you create nicknames for all the known characters in the game.
(Lets see...Kitana-ME,Sonya-ME,Jade-ME,Sub-Zero-My ex-boyfriend....)
22>...you totally worship the games your favorite character has been in.
(All rightie then....)
23>...you spend your time on the computer making ASCII art like the following:
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24>...you complete a list of the best/worst dressed characters in the series.
(You definitly have too much free time if you do this...)
25>...you pit up matches with MK characters against characters from different series.
(I did that once between Raiden and a character from the anime Sailor Moon, and Raiden got annihilated *hehe*.)
26>...you find major simialrities between MK and various other series.
(Well there seems to be IMO between Ronin Warriors and MK, but that's a different subject entirely..)
27>...you threaten your younger siblings that you will preform a fatality on them if they don't shut up.
(I refuse to comment on this.)
28>...you freak out your friends who are not really into MK with all the blood and gore etc.
(Yes I have done that, so sue me.)
29>...you have constant arguments with your friends who like Street Fighter about which is the better game.
(Luckily I like both series)
30>...your Street Fighter friends seemed to have ended up in the hospital for some "odd" reason.
(I wonder what happened..)
31>...you refer to characters and situations in other series as "MK-wannabes".
(For example I call...oh never mind it's just too complicated)
32>...your room (or house) is a personal shrinage to Mortal Kombat and/or it's characters.
(WARNING: INSANITY ALERT!!!!!)
33>...you've decided to make a shrine to your favorite MK character on the net.
(So far I've only seen ones dedicated to either Sub-Zero and Scorpion..any other's I'm missing?)
34>...you've made your own MK website.
(*guilty look*)
35>...you plan on owning your own island and holding a "real life" MK tournament someday.
(And when exactly will that be?? The year 3058 maybe?)
36>...you see some type of fight somewhere and you go 'Mortal Kombat....cool'.
(Don't ask me where I got that one ^^;)
37>...you wait to hear Shao Kahn announce you when you enter a room.
(That's wierd)
38>...you actually do hear him.
(Not only is it wierd, it's scary o_O)
39>...people consider you as a "MK encyclopedia".
(I've admitted it, so shut up)
40>...you preformed some scene from the movies or one of the MK4 endings for
drama class.
(I was once so close to do some monologue of Kitana's [from the first movie] once,
but then I scratched that idea.)
41>...you are currently writing your own crossover of Mortal Kombat and another series.
(*bigger guilty look* Not that I'm going to publish it or anything)
42>...you've also drawn the characters 'crossover'-style and you're not even done with
half of the fic.
(And I'm not publishing those either :P)
43>...the only reason you've taken a japanese course is because you've figured
out that one of the character's name ment something and you're trying to figue out
what the other names mean.
(Well when you find out 'Raiden' means 'thunder and lightning' then there has to be a connection.)
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©1997-1998 Jade
This list has been created for the public interest and should
NOT be used on another site without my permission. I hold all copyrights to
this document, although Midway owns the rights to Mortal Kombat. If I even see
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List created: 10/04/97
Last revised: 8/15/98
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