All about me. (I know you don't care, but humor me, ok?)

OK, first the basics:
Name: On the net, I go by King, but in real life I am Karel, or Carlos, Karelo, Baby Boy, The Kid with the Un-naturally blonde hair, etc.

Age: 16 years old (yep, I drive...the roads will never be safe again)
Location: A town located out on Long Island, about 40 miles away from New York City.
Music: My tastes vary, I like just about anything, except for country, just can’t stand hearing rednecks wailing away about how their girlfriends (sisters) dumped them for their cousin, or father, or whatever. Some bands/groups/singers I enjoy are: Beastie Boys, Beck, Fatboy Slim, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Jamiroquai, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, and more.

Why I started this page: I browsed many many jokes pages on the net, and they all claimed to have 100s or 1,000s of jokes, and I bet alot of them did...but as I read them, most were crap, and it was hard to find a good joke. So I decided to post just the best jokes I could find. This way you know that if you read 10 jokes you will at least like 5 (I hope, hope, hope).
Job: I currently work at a Yacht Club on the north shore. I should make a section dedicated to that place, some funny and crazy crap has happened there.
Hobbies: I like to do alot of things, mainly just relaxing, but if that is not possible, I like to travel, hang out with friends, chat online, play some basketball, swim, drive, listen to music, etc.
Dreams: To one day be a successful whatever, (a DJ would be cool) I don't care what as long as I am successful and make $$$, am married to a wonderful woman, live in a nice house and own, of course, a Hummer.

Ok, thats it for now, if I can think of anything else to put up here I will, or if there is anything you want to know, let me know.

Email: king44@worldnet.att.net
AOL Instant Messenger Screen Name: King Karel
Cell phone number: Don't even think about it. Well, I'll tell you part of it. 383-???? Guess the rest.