Cartman

    "Ai! S**** you Hippie!"

Big Fat A** Kid

Ro Sham Bo  Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 30 damage to Defending Pokémon and it is Paralyzed. If tails, Defending Pokémon does 30 damage to Cartman and Cartman becomes Paralyzed at the start of your next turn.            

Shockingly Foul Language Flip a coin. If heads, Defending Pokémon is Paralyzed. Then flip again. If heads, Defending Pokémon is Poisoned.

W:
R:-30
RC:

"Hey, am I on TV? Sweet! Gimme the microphone.
I SAID, give me the ******* mike!!! you tree-hugging Hippie piece of..."