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The Visser
Dedicated to My Funny teacher: Ms.Joan.
(Warning: This is not a chapter book and you must have SUPER eyesight to see the words and if you see your name on the list dance all around your living room and outside untill you get dizzy.)
My name is Jake Stuarts and I live on Jenson Street. Opps!!!!! Forget I said that! Well I'm 13 years old. Well anyways my story starts when Rachel, Cassie, Marco, Ax, Tobias, all the teletubies, Jillian, Brandon Bisychoff, Brandon Ripperberger, Jennifer, Chelle, Marci, Valleri, Barny, Jacob, Mrs. Read, Visser three, Bill Cosby, K.A. Applegate, Yung, Ryan, Mark, Camille, Brad, King Friday, Tom, (My bro) Andrea, Elfangor, Baby Bop, The Rugrats, Hanson, Roland, Garth Brooks, Clint Black, Alan Jackson, Tom and Jerry, the muncher, That guy from Quake, Mister Robinson, Rosie O' Donnell, Spiderman, Superman, The peple from Candyland, Selvester, Tweety, And a whole bunch of dancing Yeerks were at Cassie's Barn looking Up to see the fonts turn red.
"What's that?" asked Po the Teletubie.
"Ball of string?" asked Lala.
"OuOuIknowBallofstring!!!" said Dipsy talking very fast.
Now it turned blue. Cassie passed out and fell out of the barn.
Then Rachel morphed a very large pencil. The Teletubies and everyone else beside Bill Cosby who turned into a chair and Marco who morphed Marco. Waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiittttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all Elfangor made us take a lick of Chelle.
"Ummmmmm. Taste like Sour cream and onion mixed with barbecue sauce." I said.
"Yum *lick lick* ssssssssupp yum!! *lick lick*" went Marco.
So we did just that. (author killed the narrator)............... .... ... ...... ........(AUTHOR hired a new narrator) -- ---- --- --- -- - - -- -- ---hole (author fired the narrator and hired Rachel) Ok where were we. Oh yes we did just that. Soon we were.... WHAT!!! You ------, ---hole!!! (Fired again and made Jake come back to life)......covered with ashes and looked like walking leaves. Soon we found a 1cm round can so we jumped in. We had lots of room. Well anyways after that day we never ate anything but Trix, and Frosted Flakes. So all we heard from Axmili was "GRRRRRRReat!!!!!!!" and singin "Frosted Flakes are moooore than good.."
So anyways Marco wrote a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very longgggggg story for ovver 24 hours. Well that was well over 2 hours the time limit.
*Darn I was hoping to play with ball of string.* said Po.
"Well I have an idea... why don't you just demorph." said Marco playing with the NEW Animorphs game on his Sony Playstation and all the Animorphs action figures.
*I never thought of that.* I said. So we demorphed then we all doggy piled on Marco.
"Now you are the Captain Animorphs King thingy." I said as I took off my hocky mask,my Paper crown, That teletubie piece,,my barny suit,my batting golves,my Captain Underpants underware, K.A. Applegate skirt( I stole that out of her drawer), the big red cape ( the curtain)and that blound wig.
"I never been so happy in my whole life!!" cried Marco takingoff his old regular clothes and putting on the stuff I had on.
I went home changed and flew back in my bird suit my mom made me on Halloween.
"Yay Yay Hip hip horray For Captain Animorph King thingy.. Marco!!!!" yelled everybody even Chapman.
Suddenly Visser Anymorphyous came in.
"Hahaha" He said when he saw Marco and I. "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!" he said
To be continued........