Cloud paced back and forth in the bedroom of his Costa del Sol Villa."Tifa or Aeris,"he muttered to himself,"Tifa or Aeris."
"Whatcha doing?"asked Yuffie as she walked into the room.
"I'm trying to decide who to take to that new restauraunt at the Gold Saucer,"replied Cloud.
"Why not take both of them?"said Yuffie.
"I don't know?"said Cloud looking at Yuffie,"the two of them haven't been getting along with each other as of lately."
"What could it hurt,"replied Yuffie shrugging.
"Nothing I guess,"answered Cloud,"I guess I'll go ask them."Cloud left
the Villa in search of Tifa and Aeris.
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"I knew I shouldn't have listened to Yuffie,"groaned Cloud as he watched Tifa and Aeris rolling around on the floor of the restauraunt fighting each other.
"HE ASKED ME FIRST!"shouted Tifa as she pulled Aeris's hair.
"DID NOT!"yelled Aeris trying to poke Tifa's eyes.
Cloud lowered his head and moaned."Why me?"he said.
Just then Sephiroth appeared at the table."Hello Cloud,"he said.
Seeing him,Tifa and Aeris stopped fighting and rejoined Cloud.
"Wh..what do you want?"Cloud asked him nervously.
"Why Cloud,"answered Sephiroth,"I've come to take one of these women off of your hands."He then bent Cloud's will.
"Why Sephy,"said Cloud,"that sure is nice of you.So which one do you want?"
"CLOUD!"shouted Tifa and Aeris at the same time.
Sephiroth looked at Tifa and Aeris."I guess I'll take you,"he said pointing at Aeris.
"YES!"said a happy Tifa.
"Why me?"asked Aeris.
"Well,"said Sephiroth,"seeing as I've got to kill you later I might as well go on a date with you now."
"WHAT!"screamed Aeris.She turned to Cloud."DON'T JUST SIT THERE!"she yelled at him,"HELP ME!"
Sephiroth grabbed her hand and pulled her up to her feet.He then scanned the restauraunt.He spotted Tseng and Elena sitting a few feet away enjoying their meal."As a matter of fact we can join them,seeing I've got to kill Tseng later as well."He then dragged her over to them and sat down.
"Bye,"said Cloud waving to them as they left.
Tifa watched them leave.She then decided to leave with Cloud while he was still under Sephiroth's control.She grabbed his hand and raced out of the restauraunt telling a waiter as she left that Aeris would take care of the bill.
A few minutes after Cloud and Tifa left a loud cry rang out through the restauraunt.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEPHIROTH IS GOING TO KILL ME LATER!"screamed Tseng in shock while Elena just sat there crying into her dinner.
"That's what he told me before we joined you,"said Aeris.
Tseng glanced over to Sephiroth who was stealing Elena's steak dinner.
"What?"he said looking back.
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The next day Yuffie approached Cloud as he relaxed on the beach."So
how did your date with Tifa and Aeris go?"she asked him.
"Aeris?"said a puzzled Cloud,"I only went out with Tifa.But now that
you mention it,I haven't seen Aeris at all today?"
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"I'll get even with you Tifa,"said Aeris as she stuck her hands in the
soapy water to wash the next dish,"I swear I will."