While the Knights of the Square Table all went off on their separate task with their own vehicle. Sir Sephiroth the Brave remained at Nibelhiem as he pondered his quest. How am I going to get to the eastern continent he wondered to himself in confusion. Letting out a sigh he reach for a glass of lemonade and promptly down it. As he put it back where he found it, he notice that everything he saw was slowly starting to distort and change color.
    Walking up at the dazed Sephiroth, Elena chimed as she saw the empty glass, "Sephiroth, you drank my special lemonade recipe." As Sephiroth's face slowly started to fill with horror, Elena asked, "So how was it?" Trying to snap back at her, Sephiroth found he couldn't speak or breath. Soon he fell to the floor and started to twitch crazily in pain as his face turned blue.
    The doctor from Mideel passing by commented, "That looks like a common arsenic reaction."
    Dragging himself slowly away from Nibelhiem with the help of his servant Vick, Sephiroth gasped, "I'll swim there." As they left Nibelhiem behind in the distance, Sephiroth, having recovered from his near death experience, cried as he read the Fanfic Strategy Guide, "We could have gotten a secret character back at Nibelhiem." Grabbing Vick as he turned back toward Nibelhiem he cried, "Let us be off to regain the secret character!"
    "But Elena's back there!" Vick cried as he was dragged behind on the ground.
    "Then we'll fight our way through!" Sephiroth cried as he held out Masamune. "Charge!" he cried as he ran toward Nibelhiem holding up a credit card. Vick groaned in misery at the puns currently being done.
    Meanwhile in the Shinra HQ located on the east continent where Sephiroth was heading, Reeve and Rufus were having a furious debate in Rufus's room.
    "See that boy, soon all of that will be yours." Reeve said as he points to the window as Rufus look at where's he's pointing.
    "You're leaving me the windows?" Rufus cried in disgust as he grabs Reeve by the collar. "Also whose stupid idea was it to make him my father?" Rufus continued to yell as he dropped Reeve.
    "Shut up!" Reeve growled, whacking Rufus on the backside of the head. "Not the window, the city outside the window and all the wasteland you see before you will be your company." Reeve announced proudly to Rufus as he pulls him back up. Before Rufus could even retort he continued, "I built this company out of nothing, everything use to be swamp. They say it was idiotic to build a city on a HQ on a swamp. But after discussing it with my constructors, I built it anyway just to spite them all. It sank straight into the swamp. So I built a second one, it sank into the swamp also. Then I built a third one, that one burn down fell over and then sank into the swamp. The fourth one burn down, fell over, was torn apart by those stupid Midgar Zolom then it sank into the swamp. So I built the last one on a wasteland instead and that one stayed up."
    "But I don't want the stinking wasteland." Rufus pouted as he turned away from the window in anger.
    "Then what do you want?" Reeve asks impatient at his son's reluctance.
    "I want to...Take over the world!" Rufus yelled triumphantly striking a pose as music start to pipe in, before Reeve waved his arm for them to turn off.
    Grabbing Rufus, by the collar and says, "Listen there will be no taking over the world while I'm around and even when I'm dead, so deal with it." Letting Rufus down, he continued, "Now get your suit on, you got to get ready for your marriage to Scarlet."
    "But I don't want marry Scarlet!" Rufus cried in anguish as Reeve plugged his ears at the intensity of the cry as it shattered the nearby window.
    "Why don't you want to marry her?" Reeve asked sternly. "She's...." Reeve voice falter as he tried to think up a reason.
    "I'd rather take over..." Rufus was saying as he did a pose and music piped in before Reeve club him in the head.
    Grabbing Rufus up, Reeve bark, "Listen you're marrying Scarlet because you've been a terrible son and you're driving your poor old dad crazy." Throwing Rufus back to the ground Reeve yelled, "Guards!" On cue, Tseng and Rude walk out of the door and took position by the sides.  Looking at Rude, Reeve asked, "I thought you were the Black Knight?"
    "Running low on casting." Tseng answer as Rude's only reply was hiccuping.
    Nodding, Reeve ordered, "Make sure Rufus doesn't leave the room, until I came and get him."
    "Not to leave the room, unless you come and get him." Tseng repeat back.
    "Ah no," Reeve replied to Tseng, "you are supposed to say not to leave the room, even if you come and get him."
    "You mean, he isn't to leave even if you come and get him?" Tseng stated questionably.
    Growling Reeve yell, "No you idiot that was your line." Pulling out a script he show it to Tseng, "You just ruined one of the comedy scenes."
    "Sorry." Tseng apologized.
    Shaking his head, Reeve muttered as he left the room, "I hate Fanfics." Smirking as Reeve left, Rufus started to pose and music fill the room, when Reeve appeared and yell, "And no taking over the world now!"
    Sulking at Reeve's continued annoyances, Rufus look back toward the now open window. Looking back at the two guards, Rufus growl in anger at his predicament. Reeve must be enjoying this, Rufus thought as he pondered to himself. Coming up with a plan to escape, Rufus pick up his phone and dial in a number.
    "Don't try to call for help," the receiver barked in Reeve voice, "I disconnected the phone line for the next six hours."
    "Damn you Reeve," Rufus cursed as he hurled the phone out the window, "you are always one step ahead of me." As he sat there thinking Rufus came up with another idea, pulling out an arrow with a message tie to it, he put it into his shotgun and shot it out the window.
    Noticing what Rufus had done, Tseng ask, "Why did you do that?"
    "No reason, now just shut up." Rufus said as he stare at the arrow flying off into the distance beach.
    Meanwhile slowly pulling themselves to the beach were two heavily soaked and seaweed-covered individuals. The Sephiroth looked back and forth, unable to see a thing with all his silver hair in front of his face. Brushing his hair back with his hand all the water and seaweed immediately vanish from him.
    "How did you do that?" Vick ask as he tossed another seaweed off his clothing.
    "When you're a main character, you get certain talents like those." Sephiroth replied as he spied the massive Midgar in the distance. "Come let us go!" Sephiroth announced just as he an arrow whiz by him. "What was that?" he asked as he turned to face Vick.
    "Oh shi..." Vick muttered as he fell back with an arrow lodge in his chest.
    "That's weird." Sephiroth muttered as he look upon his dead servant, noticing the message he open up and read it out loud for no actual reason. "Help me now!" He read, "I'm being force to marry against my will, so save me you idiot and stop reading this message.  P.S. I'm on the 69th floor and the wedding is on the executive lobby floor just a reminder." Gripping the message tightly Sephiroth laughed, "Finally a quest this could lead us to the HOLY Materia." Leaning next to his fallen comrade, Sephiroth said, "Brave, brave Vick, you will not have died in vain somewhat."
    Opening his eye, Vick muttered, "I'm not quite dead yet."
    "Okay, you would not have been mortally wounded in vain." Sephiroth rephrased.
    "I actually, I think I'll pull through." Vicks replied as he sat up and pulled the arrow out. "I think can go with you." he continued as he started to get up.
    Looking back and forth quickly, Sephiroth quickly knocked out Vicks as he said, "Brave Vick, I'll must go now and do a rescue in a massacre sort of way." Letting out a battle cry he charged straight toward Kalm.
    Coming out of the ocean behind where Sephiroth and Vick had emerged from, Vincent the Shadowy came striding out of the water not the least bit wet. I hate Fanfics he thought as he dragged himself onto the beach next to Vick's dead body.  Oh great, scratch one extra, letting out a sigh Vincent opened up his cape and deposited all the weapons he was carrying on the ground. As all the weapons covered up the entire beach coast, Vincent looked around at Midgar before him.
    "Where's Sephiroth?" he remarked seeing no sign of the psychopathic knight. "First he had to wake me from my sleep and drag me on his stupid quest, but now he ditches me on the beach with a dead extra." Vincent complained as he started sorting out all the weapons he had.
    "Hey!" Vick cried as he was temporarily resurrected before dropping dead again.
    "Now that is just plain bizarre." Vincent muttered as he saw a cloud of dust rushing toward him. Sighing Vincent muttered, "Enter Sephiroth."
    Stopping right in front of Vincent, Sephiroth gasped, "Well I just totally massacred everyone in Kalm, but I'm no closer to finding the HOLY Materia." "Oh my God, Vick is dead!" Sephiroth screamed noticing his dead servant.
    "You killed me idiot!" Vick's corpse snapped.
    "Oh Yeah." Sephiroth remarked remembering that he did. Turning to Vincent, he asked, "As a secret character do you know where the HOLY Materia is?"
    "Yes," Vincent answered as he finished his pile of automatic weapons and was moving onto explosives, "as stated in the Fanfic Strategy Guide, Aeris has it."
    "But wasn't she going to be burned as a witch in the beginning?" Sephiroth asked scratching his head.
    "Yes." Vincent replied as still silence filled the two.
    "Damnit all." Aeris swore as the villagers held her over a volcano. "Where did this Volcano come from, there's no magma in the planet to make one." she asked as the head villager slapped her in the face.
    "Silence witch." Corneo growled at her. "For crimes of being a witch, you are to be sacrifice to the Volcano God, MAGMA!" he announced as the Villagers cheered on.
    "Well isn't that a unique name to give to a stupid volcano." Aeris muttered under breath as all the villagers started to make a circle around the rim and chanted the volcano god name. "I hate this fanfic and its author." Aeris cried as the villagers started to lower her into the volcano.
    "Why is that?" Sephiroth Zero asked floating by here.
    "Why are you in this fanfic?" Aeris asked noticing the author floating in midair next to her. "And what stupid gimmick are you going to try now that you're here?" she asked suspiciously knowing never to trust an author who would dare to kill a well-liked characters like herself. Gagging is heard in the background as Aeris snapped, "Oh just continue the story."
    Just as she said that several of the villagers went flying downward by her and into the magma. Blinking a few times in shock at the situation, she turned an accusing look at the author who just shrugged and pointed up. Staring upward Aeris watched several more villagers going flying downward by as warrior came walking up to the edge staring down.
    "Aeris are you okay?" Zack the Pure asked looking down at her dangling over the magma pool at the bottom.
    "It's about time you came to save me Zack." Aeris screamed causing Zack to wince a little at the tone. "And no I'm not okay, I'm hanging over a magma pool what do you think I'm doing?" she added as Zack contemplated the question. "And shouldn't the Ruby Weapon have killed you?" she inquire as she looked over the first part of the fanfic with the author.
    "Well," he stuttered as he scratch his head, "I tripped when I was fighting it, causing the Weapon's Ruby Flame or whatever to hit the Golden Saucer which then fell on it. But I'm here to save you…" his voice trailed off as he tripped on a nearby rock and went flying into the Volcano. "Belly Flop!" he cried as he went splashing into the magma pool.
    "Great," Sephiroth Zero grumbled as he look at the ripple in the magma poll that Zack had made, "now I'm going to have to find a replacement." Snapping his finger the author vanished into a puff cloud of black smoke as some hacking noise could be heard from within.
    "Great leave me here." Aeris muttered as she dangled over the magma pit. "I hate having to be bitter." she complained.
    Now with the Knights of the Square Table was in a pickle with the untimely death of Sir Zack the Pure. Thorough details about his death where carefully misplaced in some shelve in a closet. The Knights now had the difficult task of now having to find a replacement knight to take their dear departed one place. So they decide, despite the fact they were scattered across the world, that they would use Zack's chapter to find a new replacement for him. And so the next chapter name has been changed so that the next installment is "Search for the Replacement Knight." On a late note, due to Vincent and Sephiroth were not allow to continue their chapter, Rufus was unfortunately married to Scarlet and Reeve lived on to rule Shinra till Rufus' untimely death a year later when strangely the HQ sank into the wasteland.

    "Jeez, I got ripped off in my chapter." Sephiroth cried waving his Masamune menacingly at the author as he was fishing for Zack in the Volcano.
    "Hey take it easy, my mind started to trail off." Sephiroth Zero remarked as he fished out the burned remains of Zack from the Volcano. Studying the remains he muttered, "Great, why can't Zack keep himself from dying."
    "So your telling me we have to now find a replacement?" Cloud whined sitting on the edge of the volcano's rim. "This fanfic was already bad enough with the first chapter…" he groaned as he started to sob at the horrible memories that were brought up.
    "I find this whole thing about finding another knight a #$*@ of time." Cid commented as he blew smoke rings out of his mouth.
    "Why did I have to marry Scarlet?" Rufus cried all dirty and covered with tree branches as everyone looked wide-eyed at him. "What?" he asked as he pulled at his collar to be looser.
    "I thought Scarlet dragged you on your honeymoon at Corel." Reno answered as he took a sip of the bottle he had.
    "Managed to leap off the helicopter to safety." Rufus said as he wiped some of the leaves off his coat. "Of course that meant a hundred foot jump, but I took the chance and those trees broke the fall somewhat." he continued as he snapped his spine back into place.
    "Well I think we should all prepare for the next fic." Sephiroth Zero replied standing up holding Zack's remain on a string. "I don't want anyone to die on the last part," he said as the noise of a chopper could be heard, "here comes Scarlet."
    "Oh No!" Rufus cried as he noticed the chopper approaching. "I'll take my chances with death." he said as he leaped into the volcano. Everyone stared wide eyes as he made a small splat into the magma poll within.
    "Great," Sephiroth Zero groaned as he pulled out a notebook and pencil, "Memo find Rufus at the center of the earth."