Cloud-So why are we all sitting in this coffe house?

Tifa-Because the author couldn't think of anything else for us to do.And she decided to spoof the show Friends

Cait-Yeah.At least she could have written a way out of here.From the looks of it there is none

Yuffie-This sucks.I want to get out of here and get some more Materia.

Vincent-Good luck.

Red XIII-Don't you mean steal

Yuffie-Oh Shut up.

Barrett-Come on.We've got to escape and track down Sephiroth.

Cid-How bright guy.You heard Cait.There's no way out.

Barrett-I don't care.I'm gettin out of here.

Aeris-Let us know the minute you succeed.

Cloud-Aeris.You're alive.

Aeris-I sure am.The author decided to bring me back for this story.

Tifa-But that's not fair.I thought the author liked me best.She even named her web page after me,Vincent and my bar

Aeris- I guess not.

Tifa-See if I say anything nice about her again.(poof)

Cloud-Tifa.Where'd you go?

Aeris-She insulted the author and was erased from the story.

Yuffie-Lucky stiff.

Cloud-No.It's not the same without Tifa.

Aeris-You've still got me Cloud.

Sephiroth-Not for long however.

Cloud-This is getting worse by the minute.First we loose Tifa.Then Sephiroth shows up.What could
happen next?

Hojo- What am I doing here?

Cloud- I had to open my big mouth.

Elena-Here are the cups of coffee you ordered.

Barrett-Well,I couldn't find a way out of here nohow.Say why are Hojo and Sephiroth here?

Red XIII- It's all Cloud's fault.

Cloud-Hey.I'll admit Hojo being here was my fault.But the author of this insane story brought Sephiroth
here.(poof)

Aeris-No.Now Cloud's gone.

Elena-Is anyone going to drink the coffee I made?

Yuffie-Not unless we have a death wish.

Elena-But I spent hours just making it?

Sephiroth-I'll have one.

Barrett-Well we won't haf ta worry about killin Sephiroth now.

Cait Sith-That's for sure. The minute he drinks that he's a goner.

Elena-Hey.My coffee's not that bad.

Cid- Are you crazy.It's green for gods sake.

Sephiroth-Ack.Gag Wheeze.

Barrett-Ya see.It's killin him.

Elena-Well it doesn't seem to be affecting Hojo in any way.

Hojo- Actually it's quite delicious.

Cid-Now we all know how twisted Hojo really is.

Red XIII-God look at Sephiroth now.

Yuffie-Is he suppose to be twitching that much.

Cid-Look at the way his eyes are bulging.

Barrett-For the first time I actually feel sorry for the guy.That's not the way you expect a war hero to die.

Yuffie-And he was so good looking too.(sniffs)

Vincent-Have you forgotten that he wanted to take over the world and rule it as a god.

Yuffie-I don't care.He was a lot better looking than Cloud was.

Aeris-How can you say that.Cloud's a lot better looking than Sephiroth.

Yuffie-There's no comparing the two.Sephiroth was way better looking than Cloud.

Aeris-That's it.Now you die.

Reno- All right.A cat fight.

Red XIII- Why are you here?

Reno-Don't you know that the Turks stick together.

Aeris-(Stops fighting)That means that Tseng is here.

Tseng-Aeris. (Hearts in eyes)

Aeris-Tseng.

Elena-Grrr.(purposely dumps coffee on Tseng's lap)

Tseng-AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Elena-I guess I showed you.(Walks away)

Aeris-Are you okay?

Tseng- I am because you're here.

Yuffie-God.I think I'm going to be sick.

Aeris-Why.We're not moving?

Yuffie-Stupid airhead.

Tseng-Don't call Aeris an airhead.

Yuffie-Why not.Everyone knows she is one.

Zack-That's for sure.

Aeris-Zack!You're alive too!(Hugs him)

Tseng-GRRRR

Zack-I'm glad to see you too(Hugs Aeris)

Vincent-I think I know how we can escape.

Yuffie-You do.How?

Vincent-I'll transform into my Chaos form and break down a wall.

Barrett-Good idea.Go for it.

Vincent-Okay.Here I go.(Changes into Chaos form and destroys wall)

Barrett-Good work Vincent.(Smiles at hole in wall)

(Building suddenly collapses on group)

(Five hours later)

Barrett-Great job Vincent.(looks over at Vincent from his hospital bed)

Vincent-Hey.How was I supposed to know the building we were trapped in was condemmed