NOSFERATU

HUSK = Good

Okay, so you probably wouldn't count peeling your own skin off as really high on your list of superpowers to have, but Paige Guthrie does alright with it. You see, she can peel off her skin when she needs a new form, say, if she were falling from a cliff, and VOILA!, underneath is a helpful form, like steel for the aforementioned cliff-falling example. Or rubber if she were being electrocuted. The only drawback is that it isn't pretty, and she peels her clothes off, too, I think. That' s probably not too bad for her male teammates...bad dog! Bad dog! No biscuit!

MIKE DEVONTY - 9/9/98 - I kept forgetting to put the Nosferatu Primogen on these pages, and now I'm finally remembering to do so.  I hope he doesn't try to claim the soul of my firstborn since...oh...wait...I don't have a firstborn, nor is it at all likely that I ever will.  Anyway, as nervous and often quiet as this fellow is, he seems to be doing his job quite well, and I must apologise for various times when he's wanted to talk to me but I've been sucked away into some city matter or another.  Eeeps.  Sorry about that, man, I'll do my best to stop it.

DR.ARTHUR JACOBS - <<OUT OF TOWN>> I'm going to put this fellow here for two reasons: A) He was a pretty good Prince when he ruled our city, and B) he seemed to be a pretty good guy in general, especially at getting people out of frenzy. Of course, if I hear the schmuck sing one more time he's going to be singing a new tune -- three octaves higher. And I still hold a bit of a grudge for that whole "I'm leaving the Princedom, because people are hating me (LIE), and so I'll just walk out of the building." I hope he stops by to visit soon.

MARROW = Undecided
Marrow -- real name Sarah -- is a Morlock, a member of a group of mutants who were "forced" to live underground because of their less-than-savory appearance. After a massacre in the sewers by a group of mercenaries called The Marauders, few Morlocks were left alive. Sarah holds an eternal grudge against surface-dwellers, and although she recently joined the X-Men and is fighting for the side of good, she intentionally alienates herself from her teammates and is a big ole pain in the backside.

ABOMINATION = Bad

Bad, bad man. Usually. Emil Blonsky was a spy on the same Gamma Bomb project that turned Bruce Banner into the Incredible Hulk.  He attempted to recreate the effects of the gamma radiation on himself, and was indeed transformed into a super-strong guy, but he became hideously ugly in the process. A later exposure to toxic waste mutated his appearance even further, into what you see on the left. He has every so often proved to have a heart somewhere, but then he goes back to his old evil self. Now he protects his domain of the sewers of New York from all intruders with lethal and uncaring force. 'Course, choosing the name "The Abomination" probably didn't help his PR much...

BLANK - 7/5/98 - I don't care if you are Nosferatu Primogen in Chicago, that doesn't mean you get to come down here and muscle people up. Oh, and for all who care, his little "I'M ALL CRAZY AND NUTTY!" act is just that. An act. Don't fall for it for a second. The next time you decide to step between a fight and my shotgun, I'll strip you of status. Over and over, should the need arise. Learn a little respect, and try to get a feel for what's going on in a city before you start acting like an asshole.

"THE PHANTOM" (aka Mr. Still-Not-Dead. aka Angel, aka Jimmy Dean, aka Boris?, aka Mr.Schizo) -<PASTE-POT PETE AWARD> <DOCTOR DOOM ALERT??>> 9/8/98 - Dude left a week or two ago, and good motherfucking riddance.  Having multiple personality disorder doesn't excuse you from all blame if one personality commits a crime or slights another, but when they find you another is currently in charge.  Learn to get help, mister, even if it takes years.  Hell, man, if there's anything we've got in spades, it's years...

AGENT JAMES CARNEGIE - Schmuck. Blackmailer. Sabbat. See SHITLIST page.

Last Updated 7/26/98