The E-Mail Files: Friends Like These . . . .

By Christina M. Simmons


To: MFshr

From: ABeck

RE: Get Well Soon

Date: 95-08-07

Sorry to hear you're housebound, Manda. Bummer of a time to get the chickenpox. How on earth did you avoid them when you were a kid? Anyway, we're pretty slow today, so all the Basement Rats say they hope you're feeling better soon. Even Mulder. (Of course, he said that after we reminded him who you were. . . "Oh. THAT Fischer." :: rolling my eyes :: Typical Mulder.)

Get well soon. . .

To: MFshr


From: DScu

RE: Home Remedies

Date: 95-08-09

Sorry to hear you're feeling under the weather, Manda. Reese told me you're itching like crazy. Have you tried an oatmeal bath? It's a Mom's old remedy.

-- Scully


To: DScu

From: MFshr

RE: Home Remedies

Date: 95-08-09

Tried the oatmeal bath. . . my mother suggested that, too, and I put in enough to make a giant-sized breakfast! It worked. . . for a little bit. Just wanted to let you know that the files you wanted are under "Y" for Fountain of Youth, not under D for "DeLeon." Have fun in Florida! :)

~Manda


To: HWst

From: MFshr

RE: Phone Messages

Date: 95-08-15

The answering machine DJ routine was a laugh and a half, West, really. . . the first time. I'd almost forgotten that stupid song.

But I swear I'm going to turn off my answering machine if you keep doing that!!!! Five days in a row is a tad bit excessive, don't you think????

BTW - you might want to get it on CD, if you like it so much. . . your record's sounding kinda scratchy. . . ;-)

~Manda


To: MFshr

From: HWst

RE: Phone Messages

Date: 95-08-16

Your wish is my command. . . Hee hee hee hee hee. . . . ;-)

{S Barry}


To: HWst

From: MFshr

RE: Phone Messages

Date: 95-08-17

I'm not EVEN going to ask how you got my computer to do that . . . . I don't EVEN want to know . . . West, I HATE Barry Manilow!!!!!

~Manda


To: MFshr

From: DaKidd

RE: My Toys. . .

Date: 95-08-17

Did you like our little dedication, Manda? Computer wizard at your service. . . ;-)

From one "Kid" to another. . . Jon


To: DaKidd

From: MFshr

RE: Namecalling. . .

Date: 95-08-17

<<From one "Kid" to another. . . Jon>>

Please, Jon, don't call me that. . .

~Manda


To:MFshr

From: Drami

RE: Songs

Date: 95-08-17

"Oh, Mandy
Well, you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh, Mandy . . ."
- Barry Manilow

And that's all the words I can remember, dearie. . . but I'd best warn you that SOME members of our little family want to know the rest VERY badly. . . :)


To: Drami

From: MFshr

RE: Oh, PLEASE Don't. . .

Date: 95-08-17

DON'T even tell them that much!!! PLEASE!!! You don't understand. . . I've had to put up with that for YEARS! And considering that my parents' next favorite musician is Neil Diamond, it made for one hell of a childhood. . . I know ALL the words to "Copacabana," "I Write the Songs," "Longfellow Serandade," and "Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show. . ." I can recite them in my SLEEP!

Have mercy on a poor, sick fellow agent. . . Protect me, Drami!!!!

~Manda


To: MFshr

From: HWst

RE: All Wet. . . NOT!

Date: 95-08-19

That was most unkind, Manda. . . throwing buckets of water is a proper response to caterwauling alleycats, not to your friendly neighborhood serenade. . . we were just trying to cheer you up. ;-) Of course, I don't think I'll ever forgive myself for not bringing a camera. The look on Tex's face was PRICELESS. And as for you, young lady. . .

Nyah, nyah. . . ::thumbing nose at Manda::

Missed me, missed me, I'm not gonna say the rest of it!!! ;^P Thptttt!


To: HWst

From: MFshr

RE: Encore? Not!

Date: 95-08-19

I won't be missing next time, mein freund. Three a.m. is NOT the best time to get me out of bed! And West - DON'T say it. Just don't. Being a flirt will only get you so far. . . <g>

~Manda


To: MFshr

From: TEXINDUS

RE: ARRRGH!!!

Date: 95-08-19

I swear, I didn't have ANYTHING to do with the song choice! And now my new jacket is RUINED!!!! Why couldn't you have hit West instead, huh? And you're just lucky Taroc wouldn't come along. . . HE hates getting wet like POISON.

BTW, newbie. . . payback is sweet. . . . wait 'till you get back to the office. . . :)


To: MFshr

From: DaKidd

RE: A "Shocking" Experience

Date: 95-08-19

::dripping all over the floor:: If I electrocute myself 'cause you soaked me, I'm NOT going to be a happy camper. . . It was West's idea, honest!

But thanks for the towels, anyway.


To: MFshr

From: KRyan

RE: Recipes

Date: 95-08-21

Thanks so much for the recipes, Manda. That three-bean Polish sausage dish sounds scrumptious. . . and that pound cake!! How DID you know Drami and I have been angling for that one since you brought a sample in??? Life is fairly normal here. . . as normal as it ever gets, anyway. We all heard about the boys. . . you've got the patience of a saint. Abbe told them that she would have thrown something a bit more solid. . . . ;-D See you 'round!

~Kennedy


To: DaKidd

From: MFshr

RE: Don't Tell West

Date: 95-08-21

If you fellows hadn't been so off-key, I'd have let you in for hot cocoa. Better luck next time. . . if there HAS to be a next time. . . ::sigh:: But be prepared. . . I've got a fridge full of water balloons, and I'm not afraid to use them! You HAVE been warned. . . :-)

~Manda


To: ABeck

From: MFshr

RE: Your Request

attch: LEROUX.txt

Date: 95-08-21

Okay. . . I dug around, and here's the paper my friend did on the real-life basis for Leroux's "Phantom of the Opera." I can get you an annotated bibliography if you want it. Let me know!

~Manda


To: Drami

From: MFshr

RE: Recipe Time

attch: CHOC.txt

Date: 95-08-21

I was clearing out my files and came across my personal chocolate cookbook - and thought I'd put it to good use. . . enjoy! :)

~Manda


To: ABeck

CC: Drami, HWst, DaKidd, TEXINDUS, KRyan

From: MFshr

RE: Moonlight Serenade

Date: 95-08-22

If there had been a moon, it would have been easier to get a picture. The rain slickers and umbrellas were a nice touch. . . ROFL!!!

Sorry about Mrs. McCarthy, though. . . hope O'Leary wasn't TOO miffed having to come bail you out, or mad at me for waking him. I think it's a sign that the illness has progressed to my brain: I'm MISSING you people!!! :(

Yes, even the boys. . . ::sigh::

~Manda


To: MFshr

From: HWst, DaKidd, TEXINDUS

RE: Cyberflorists

Date: 95-08-23

@->->->--- x 12. :)

- "The Boys"


To: MFshr

From: ABeck

RE: Wake-up Call

Date: 95-08-23

Uhmmm. . . I hate to be the one to tell you, Manda. . . but you DIDN'T wake Michael. . . he was very much awake. I'll let you fill in the necessary blanks. Still, WE all thought it was funny. . . we don't always get to meet Michael's dates.


To: MFshr

From: MOl

RE: Your Bill

Date: 95-08-23

I think, as that entire crew was your responsibility, I'm having the bail billed to YOUR agency account. . . feel better soon! (I can't afford many more nights like that - regardless of what Abbe says!)

- O'Leary

PS - Have you tried an oatmeal bath?


To: MFshr

From: DScu

RE: Keeping an Eye on "Family"

Date: 95-08-24

Florida is a nice change from D.C., though I'm sure you'll be hearing about the particulars LONG before we get back. Just wanted you to know that the bio notes were helpful, thanks. My partner won't let me have a moment's peace while I'm on my computer. . . so. . .


To: MFshr

From: KRyan

RE: Playing Cybermom

Date: 95-08-24

Manda, the cookies were delicious - and the cupcakes - and just because I told you about the pound cake didn't mean you had to BAKE one!! Girl, you are *sick* - you belong in bed, not on your feet in an overheated kitchen!

Now, get yourself off the computer and under those covers or. . . or. . . or we'll send West and the boys to be sure that you do!!! (Abbe's right here, and says if I don't, she will - and that's a promise, not a threat!)

~Kennedy


To: KRyan

From: MFshr

RE: Meekly Obeying

Date: 95-08-24

<<Now, get yourself off the computer and under those covers or. . . or. . . or we'll send West and the boys to be sure that you do!!! (Abbe's right here, and says if I don't, she will - and that's a promise, not a threat!)>>

Oh, god, anything but THAT. . . ;-)

But here's a cyberwhine. . . but Kenedeeeeeeee, I'm BORED!!!! Send me paperwork, filing to update, ANYTHING. . . it's an awful feeling, to be bored and useless, too. . . :(

~Manda


To: ABeck

CC: KRyan, Drami, MOl, TEXINDUS, HWst, DaKidd

From: MFshr

RE: Group Thank-You

Date: 95-08-26

Thanks for the flowers, folks - cyber and otherwise! Loki ate the daisies, but the others are still with me, and the card and care package were PERFECT. . . a touch of newness to these same four walls. I don't know what's worse - the fever and chills, the itching, the loneliness, or the boredom.

A few personal thank-you's- Tex, thanks for the crossword puzzles; Jon, if you get me hooked on this MYST game, I'm going to have to hurt you. . . but thanks for the books - I've been wanting to read "Virtual Community: Homesteading on the Electronic Frontier" for ages, and "The Metaphysics of Virtual Reality" sounds like a great "tub book"! Drami, the chocolate and the cupcakes were VERY much appreciated! West - I do appreciate the offer, but no, I'm not ready to commit hari-kari yet. . . ;)

Abbe, thanks for the videos, and my furry boys say hello to Ripley and thanks for the catnip (spaced-out felines. . . they're better than television); Kennedy, O'Leary - you two are dolls for doing my grocery shopping for me. Thanks SO much. . . I'm going to owe you BIG TIME when I get back, and don't I know it!!!

~Manda

PS- I wish I'd been more "with it" when you all dropped by. . . sorry for dozing off. . . and (silly question) you all HAVE had chickenpox already, right?


To: MFshr

From: ########

RE: Eyes Everywhere. . .

Date: #######

Ever had the feeling that you were being. . . watched?

Really, kid, I'd have thought that by now you'd know that you should have secured your lines at work AND at home. ANYONE can tap, you know, in a city like this. . . well, now you know.

Get well soon, kid. . . real agents can't take too many sick days, you know. . .


To: MFshr

From: ABeck

RE: Contagious, Hmmm?

Date: 95-08-28

Glad you're feeling better - finally! Don't rush things, now.

Oh - BTW. . . who'd have thunk it. . . West's never had the chicken pox. Hehehehehe. . . he's already scratching, even though Scully SWEARS to him that he can't incubate that quickly. . . men!

See you soon! - AB



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