Now, I can understand most people aren't very good at what they like to do, but in this case, it was taken to the extreme.
I am talking about Erik and his maps of madness. The site I stumbled upon was a fortunecity site with bucket loads of shit Quake2 maps.
Erik's site was filled with an excess of 30 crap levels! I couldn't believe my eyes. Originaly, I had thought that I was in lcuk because I had chosen a site that actually had some files there. The site also looked pretty good, the layout was ok, other then the HUGE Fortunecity banner ;) But the downloads page with those ugly half-assed maps... erm... That was just plain fucked. I downloaded a couple and to my dismay, not only was there incredible amounts of crappy geometry, but also intense amounts of full brightness! What the hell??? Nobody uses Fullbright anymore! Ugh! Not only that, but Erik, proclames that his levels are "ok" and "pretty good". I'm sorry, I beg to differ! Even a monkey with 2 bananas stuck up his ass and his dick chopped off could do a better job! In these levels it appears that Erik tried to use as little textures as he could. Actually, I could almost for go the 's' in textures. At most I counted 5 to 10 textures average in his levels. After playing these levels, I was forced to take a brief rest from my computer console and retreat to my bed. The experience nearly killed me.
There's a lesson in this and it is: Never download maps from a site that you don't know! The results could be dangerous!
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