Southern Things and Such
First off I'm a gonna give yuns some Southern Sayin's

DOESN'T KNOW NITS FROM NOODLES- Means ya stupid.
DON'T YOU BACK-JAW ME- Talk back.
BLACKBERRY WINTER- Cold weather in the spring when blackberries are in bloom.
EVERYBODY TAKE AND RAKE- Means start eatin'.
YOU'RE NOT JUST WHISTLIN DIXIE- Yup!
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GET EMBRANGLED WITH MY FISTES- Wanna fight?
I'LL SEE HIM DEEP IN HELL AS A PIGEON CAN FLY IN A WEEK
BEEN PONDERING SO HARD AIN'T HAD TIME TO THINK
SUCH A NOISE YOU CAN'T HEAR YOUR EARS-Hard to hear.
DON' GIVE ME THAT GATOR TAIL!-A long drawn-out story, explanation, excuse.
SO GANK-GUTTED HE CAN RUN BETWEEN RAIN DROPS-Skinny.
UGLY AS HOMEMADE SIN
PUT YOUR BRAINS IN A JAYBIRD'S HEAD AND HE'D FLY BACKWARDS
LIFE IS SHORT AND FULL OF BLISTERS
HIS HEAD'S SCREWED ON WRONG-Mixed up.
Now fer the Dictunary fer you yanks and other uneducated people.