Famous Last Words

These are some quotes from my group from various games that we thought were funny (at the time anyway)...

Note: some of these aren't necessarily last words either but have been included since they were funny anyway...

Deadlands

as run by me

After the preacher had had his other arm ripped off:
"That puts your deoderant cost down to zero."

A harrowed character found eating brains:
PC1: "What!?!"
PC2: "God, Put that down!"
PC1: "Murmf. Okay..."

and a little later:
"Hey, eating brains is one thing, going around saying you're a zombie is another"

There must be more...

Cyberpunk

as run by Robert, Selwyn, Ed., Scott,and John(did I miss anyone?)


PC: "I rolled a 1"
GM: "Uhuh, what's your demolitions level?"
PC: "Uh... I don't have demolitions..."

"So, just before I die, why is it you're going to kill me?"

"Can I please join your Voodoo gang?"

"Sorry guys, I don't know what came over me"

One of the FBI's 10 most wanted:
"Oh, they need someone to cover her hospital bill, here's my ID card..."

Reaches into jacket: "It's just a phone..."

"I let him go into the safety pit first, my stopping power can take it..."
followed by:
"21 Kilos of Semtex!!!"
followed by:
"168d10, well if that was in three individual blasts and you rolled all ones, I could, nope, I couldn't even survive that."

[Sulks] "So much for my BattleMech"

"Hey we might even damage his truck..."

While marking wound boxes "Fuck, I've lost count"

"All right, but this is my very last step!"

Record deaths...
141 points of damage - Mortal 33
804 points from C-6 - Mortal 207 (had I been human)

"I could've wrestled the AV"

GM: "Well, your head is still there 'cause of the helmet"
PC: "Nup! Cortex Bomb."

And some almost last words:

"Guns! You don't see me with guns!"

PC to GM: "That's allright. I don't listen to you anyway."

"I want to aim the space station, sorta, at earth."

"Okay, I jack into the alien computer"

"Just as long as we don't hit any oncoming traffic!"

PC1: "Mind if I street surf?"
PC2: "If you're game"
GM: "Driving roll?"
PC2: "That's a fumble..."
[eventually recovers]
PC1: "What are you doing!?!" [from roof]
PC2: "Driving"
PC1: "I'd love to see you crash then"
PC2: "Okay"

"Just a little bop."

PC1: (Driving Car) "Uh, I've lost tim, where is he?"
PC2: "He's in the passenger seat!"

"I may not be good at maths but I know when I'm about to die..."

GM: "Aren't I a stupid bastard"
PC: "Yep."

"I'm Better off dead than a Werewolf"

"Can I put 2 LAWs in a body bag, so that it doesn't look suspicious?"
[pause for looks of disbelief from the others]
"I'm a doctor, I can get away with that!"

Same doctor dropped in front of a hospital (minus a leg).
PC: "I crawl away"
GM: [groan]
PC: "can I crawl back to my surgery?"
GM: "If you can cross all those roads without getting run over"
PC: "I'll wait at the lights!"

"Well, I'll be going then..."

In a plane doing a nose dive to the ground.
GM: "Okay, You saw Adrian jumped out of the plane and clipped the wing"
PC: "And kept going?"

NPC: "Is that claymore safely disarmed?"
PC: [shakes it next to his ear] "Yep!"

C-SWAT officer: "Shakes the Clown?"
PC: "Yes Daddy"

"Well, if she gave everyone a blowjob..."

After accidentally ripping of another PCs Cyberarms: "Sorry"

"If I jumped off here I'd take 14d6 - 17 and have an equivilent stopping power of 2, If I fell, _then_ I'd be completely screwed..."

"Tim'll save me..." [Repeat to fade]

GM: "Lets get back to the guys in Mexico, I know what's going on there."
"PC: "But I don't..."

"Oh shit! Not even the GM knows what's going on!!"

"My God. Look at the barrel on that..."

Spacemaster/Traveller

as run by Robert and occasionally Mick


As the PC presses two Mk 5 Plasma Grenades to the hull of a Nazi Grav tank from another Dimension:
GM: "Well that penetrates the hull"
PC: "Groovy!"

TimeLord PC: "I've got 5 regeneration left, don't roll a 6..."

At 500 ft.
PC1: "Here take the helmet to my Vacc-Suit and this Grav belt"
PC2: "Hey this helmet doesn't fit!"

"Well I could join you if you want, but..."

Almost last words:

"Fucked if I know..."

"...End of physics explanation"

"Open the dorr, let me in"

"Could be trouble guys"

"Oh no, they're illusions too!"

"I fire the temporal eradicator at the energy field"

"Well what can I say, you got me..."

To police officers - "OINK OINK OINK!"

RoleMaster

as run by Robert and Peter


I don't think there are any written down as of yet, maybe if/when Adrian runs it

Miscellaneous Games

run by all and sundry


Here's one from a game I wasn't involved in but was playing near...
PC: "I grab him, hoist him over my shoulder and leap out of the window"
GM: "Uh, you are on the 13th floor"
PC: "Well, we'll deal with that once we're out the window"

Just plain Bizzare comments:

"I don't need equipment, I've got my guns!"

PC1: "It was a dump when we were here last, and it's still a dump!"
PC2: "Well, at least it hasn't changed much..."

PC: "Does the cliff follow the coast?"
GM: "No, it wanders off on its own out into the ocean."

"Why steal it when I can just take it?"

PC1 to PC2: "I'd kill you for that but you're the only one who can fly the ship"

PC3: "You may as well, He's killed all the engineers so we can't fix the ship..."

PC1: "Can I roll up a fremen?"
PC2: "Cool, another one to kill!"