FunkyPuppy
*DR* Mascot
WOOF WOOF!!!
Hi There!!!
I'm FunkyPuppy a/k/a Christopher Rolly, Rolly!
I'm happy to be a Mascot of the Dome Rules Family!
I got my name because I love to dance and sing to
the song
"Atomic Dog"
by George Clinton!
Once this song is found on a midi,
it will be my theme song here :)
My mom, Slither**DR**, gave me that nickname
cause she would just laugh and laugh and laugh
at how I would bark right to the beat of the song!
I was born across the street from my mom's house,
and my mom was a Black Cocker Spaniel named Tiffany
and my dad is supposed to be a Blue Healer,
but I have my doubts on that
since I look more like a Golden Retriever
with a short Cocker Spaniel tail!
I was born on December 18, 1996.
My brothers and sisters went to different homes,
but you see Slither brought me into this world,
and when she saw me
(I was the only blonde in the litter)
she said "That One is MINE!!" LOL
So that is how I came to live with her! :)
Snake, Slither's husband and my dad now,
calls me "Brain Damaged"
because as I'm walking through the house,
I change my mind on which way I'm going,
and smack my head right into what ever is there
like the stove, doors, chairs, tables etc. LOL
Don't tell the other dogs around the world,
but I sleep on the bed with 2 cats LOL
They sure know how to keep this dog warm!
I may be a big dog, but I still think I'm a "lap dog".
I'm very, very protective of mom right now!
So you better beware and be nice to her
or I might bite you :)
Anyway, I've been in a few of the teams tournaments,
and I really like going from DR to DR
and licking their hands and being petted!
Okay, Okay, I'm a big baby too! LOL
I am proud to be a mascot for the DR's
because I think that they are the most
WOOOFDERFUL FAMILY AROUND!
Hope to see you all in a game soon!
((((((((((((((WOOF {translation: HUGS})))))))))
