MonkeyChunks

Uh Oh it's The Mistress!!!

Monkey*DR* & Family
(Guess Monkey really has been
monkeying around LOL)

                Hi, I am Monkey, Chunks, Butt Ugly, Butt Chunks,
countless other variations of these names,
as well as (at this point in time) over 60 other aliases!
Actual name is monkeychunks,
but have more or less retired that name
due to a certain peanut butter that has hit the market...
I have a team of lawyers working on it,
but they tell me that I'm pretty much out of luck
on claiming the monkeychunks(tm)   :o(
So that I don't remain perpetually 35,
I will tell you that I was born in 1963. I am married,
I have two wonderful sons,
born in '95 & '98, my reasons for existence!
I was born and raised, and still reside in Canada,
no other place I'd rather be!
Guess that's all the personal info
you really need to know about me.
The rest just isn't that interesting!
I was introduced to the world of Acro in February of '99,
with the handle Flurman,
if you remember me from then, PLEASE forgive me!!
I think it's safe to say that I took Snertdom
to previously unattained heights!!
It wasn't until about the third time that I played
that I figured out what "gmv" meant,
genius that I was, I thought it meant "good move"
(I don't count too well!!),
so every round, I would give out two or three gmv's!! LOL!!
When I started, I was the King of Cheats.
Virtually every one of my acros looked.like.this!
When someone mentioned this,
I had my first and only Acro confrontation...
I along with two or three other players started mocking
the player complaining by flooding the chat box,
and our acros with ...'s(not one of my proudest memories)!!
One day I stumbled into the Dome, and I was
immediately blown away by how superior the acroing was
to anything I had seen before, and
I knew I had found my home!!
Sure, it took me about 5 or 6 acros to realize
that every round wasn't General Acrophobia(LMAO),
but eventually I clued in!!
I soon realized that I was in waaaaay over my head,
but took that as a challenge!
I played more than a few games without ever getting any votes
before I found the rhythm and tone of the room.
When I started, Dr. Clay got about 75% of my votes,
it was only when I started to get HIS votes
that I started to feel like I belonged.
It was at this point that I felt I had to put an end
to the embarrassing "Flurman Era", and
monkeychunks was born...
and the rest, as they say, is history!

ACE Tournament
Participant
March 18, 2000

Player Of The Month
May, 2000

Wittiest Player - 2000 Team Award

Stranded On A Desert Island With - Male - 2000 Team Award
 

Biggest Flirt - Male - 2000 Team Award

Winning Acro 7-1-2000

M O N K E Y

Maniacal, Outrageous Nut Keeps Everyone Young!

Acroer: Rush**DR**