TEKKEN 3 - "BIZARRE"
by Kayin Amoh
kayinamoh@yahoo.com
-Understand my suffering lord, for I am the chosen of the devil. Sinner I
am not, though my cursed bloodline breeds true.- Jin Kazama.
-Jin, what the hell are you on about?- Hwoarang.
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"Hwoarang, stop interrupting your punk ass into my reverie." Said an irate
Jin Kazama.
"You're freakin' me out, man! Turning your ass into a devil and slamming
your old man's old man through a wall. People just don't do that no more!"
Hwoarang informed him helpfully.
-Hahahah, my boy! Thou art indeed wrong, for I did it simply for a laugh!-
Jin Kazama.
"There you go again, you nutball! Actually, you did it cause your grandpops
decided to decorate the inside of your head with some nice, hot lead"
Hwoarang disagreed.
-Oh yeah? Then why ain't I dead, smart ass?- Jin yet again.
"Probably cause you turned your fool ass into that 7 foot psycho and nailed
his ass. So quit callin' me a smart ass, smart ass." Hwoarang informed him
with a smirk.
-Yeah? So why you going around acting like Mr. T anyway?- Irritated Jin.
It was then that a great tear welled up in Hwoarang's eyes, and he let out a
choked sob.
"There you go again! hurting my feelings! Only happy Mistonto the clown can
save me now! He'll drag me back from the brink of despair! You'll see!"
yelled a seemingly unstable Hwoarang.
-I hate to tell you this, but my grandpappy assassinated him yesterday for
laughing in an unstable way.- Regretful Jin.
Hwoarang let out a grief stricken yell, and fled into the night, only to
re-emerge seconds later wearing a fake moustache. Which just happened to
be purple.
"Excuse me mate! Do you have the time?" asked Hwoarang, clad in a pathetic
disguise.
"What do you think I am, you pervert? Do I look like a prostitute to you?"
Shouted a baffled, yet outraged, Jin. Had he been wearing the pair of gloves
that all Tekken entrants seem to get free upon entry, he would have given the
stranger with the dashing moustache before him a damned good cuffing.
"No, no! I mean, I want the time!" Hwoarang hastily reassured him.
"Ah well my friend, I'm afraid you're out of luck. For time is something
that no man can give." Jin informed him sagely, stroking an imaginary beard.
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