2006: Hudson is killed during a raid on Xanatos’s sky-high tower. Rebel morale is at an all time low in Brooklyn. British and U.S. casualties thus far during the rebellion are over 4 million. ¾ of Texas and Alaska has been strip-mined for raw materials to contribute to the war effort. Xanatos distributes 2,000 free game consoles of N64 to the citizens of Pennsylvania. After witnessing the awesome processing power of the N64, half of Penn. secedes to Xanatopia (the Amish and the right-wing Republicans) and the other, smarter, half joins the ever-growing Japanese Empire.

Late 2006: U.S. and Britain declare war on the Russian part of Japan, and Penn, but not the island of Japan. Powell had an objection to declaring war on a place where the majority of the population were minorities.

2007: Saddam Hussein, still "president" of Iraq, decides to declare war on everyone, just for the hell of it. He sends SMART bombs and SCUD missiles to Japan and Egypt. Iraqi troops stage a surprise attack on Israel and Italy. Japan decides to boycott all oil from Iraq, and Iraq boycotts Japan’s N64. The result is a stalemate and an uneasy peace between the two countries. The U.S. doesn’t care because it’s got its own problems to worry about.

Nov: Because of difficulties transferring the Sega hardware into a new form that is distinguishable from the Saturn, the Playstation will have only one processor and the launch date is pushed back to April 21, 2008.

Dec: Powell decides that New York would be too much trouble to maintain in its current state if they got it back, so he tells Congress to make the necessary arrangements for a hydrogen bomb to be dropped on Brooklyn. Meanwhile, he sends the army into Canada to capture them for slaves. He says, "They don’t live in America, the land of opportunity and freedom, so they obviously don’t want anything out of life. We can put them to work in our army, and they will die knowing that they have helped the greatest country on earth become even greater."

2008: Powell sends troops into Mexico to capture more slaves. When asked why he chose Mexico, he replied, "Since I already invaded a predominately white country[Canada], Affirmative Action dictates that minorities should have an equal opportunity to die in our army, so I invaded Mexico—a country full of minorities! Namely, Mexicans!"

April: Clinton, sensing that Powell is a corrupt ruler, tries to regain power in the U.S. Powell brands him a traitor and has him imprisoned and sentenced to death without a trial. The execution date is set for July 27.

The Sony Playstation is released in Japan for the same price as Nintendo 64. Television commercials advertising the Playstation call the N64 "Pretendo" and "The Plumber Box." Miyamoto sends troops to Sony headquarters in Kobe, but they have already fled to China. Playstation ;is confiscated from all store shelves in the Japanese Empire, but in China, the current emperor is overthrown and the CEO of Sony replaces him.

_{(Oh, yeah…July 27: Clinton is killed as planned. No one objects.)}

2009: In a small suburb in Wisconsin, a happy child named Sid discovers that his toys are alive. Those toys contact others of their kind and they begin a plot to dominate humankind. Their leader, Woody, was the one to have first contact with Sid.

Xanatos learns of Powell’s plan through his spies in the White House who believe that Xanatos’s plan of a better world is better than Powell’s. Xanatos sends more N64 units to the New England states, and acquires Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine. The U.S. attacks Rochester in order to throw Xanatos offguard when the H-Bomb strikes. Utilizing the Canadian slaves as suicide bombers, they regain control of the city at a heavy cost. Powell urges his officers to hurry up with the bomb.

Oct. 31, 2009: Colin Powell is assassinated by Chelsea Clinton, who had been hiding in a secret room in the White House, the location of which is unknown to all except the kids of presidents. She promises an alliance with Japan if the people will support her, and takes over.

2010: Yuriji Naka, former head of the Sega house, offers to join with Sony to incorporate Sega game designs into the new machine. Sony accepts and "Sonic 3D Blast" is released in May for the Playstation.

Chelsea asks Miyamoto if he’ll consider an alliance with the U.S. if she gives him control of the state of Washington. He accepts, and "Nintendo of America" is established in Redmond, WA. A similar deal is cut with Sony, stating that the U.S. will give them all rights to their designs for audio and video playback equipment in return for shipments of Playstations.

Britain is infuriated, because Washington was to be theirs for the next 100 years, as per the terms of their agreement with the U.S. They pull out their troops stationed in New York and send them all to Alaska. Chelsea, desperate to avoid more war, lets Britain keep Alaska and even offers them "Xanatopia" if they think they can control it. She orders all work on the H-Bomb to be stopped and pulls all troops out of New York.

Canada, now an official protectorate of the U.S, pleads with Xanatos for assistance in liberating their country from the control of the United States. Chelsea, using clever diplomacy, promises them freedom if they agree to remain a permanent part of the United States. The confused Canadians consent.

2011: Chelsea Clinton Marries Howard Stern and appoints him in charge of internal affairs. His first action is to lower the voting age to nine. Next, he dismisses Congress and replaces them with the members of Metallica and the defensive linemen of the Dallas Cowboys. His third official action is to declare January 31, July 27, August 26, and September 4 all Christmases.

Xanatopia is quiet for the next few years since no one is trying to take them over.

June: Since no one cares what happens to Italy, Egypt, or Israel, Hussein pulls his troops out and sends them off to summer camp in Brazil.

2012: Japanese Russians are hungry to join in the fighting, so Miyamoto orders construction of 25 atomic bombs and 500,000 more N64 units to pacify them. The populace rejoices.

Feb: All of the former Soviet Union countries beg to be let back in; they have heard rumors about a 64-bit powerhouse gaming system, but they’ve only experienced Playstation. These countries aren’t as productive as they could have been, since a majority of their time is spent waiting for the damn Playstation games to load. Miyamoto graciously grants ingress.

March: Yamauchi infiltrates Sony HQ and sabotages their latest game; Andretti Racing. No one likes it except for some fool in the U.S. named Carl Johnson.

2013: Dozens of new systems are released by former members of the Japanese parliament to challenge the N64. A subdivision of Sony is what remains of Sega, and they come out with Sega Genesis and its add-ons, the 32X and the Sega CD, Sega Master System, Sega Nomad, and Game Gear, all of which fail miserably. The PC Engine and TurboGrafx 16 are released by a smaller house of parliament, NEC, but they too succumb to the power of Nintendo. Playstation continues to make minimal profits in Communist China.

Montgomery Burns, a billionaire residing in Springfield, Illinois, decides to take control of the state. He pays everyone $50 not to riot if he takes control. Everyone is happy, and they immediately go out and use their fifty dollars to buy a memory card and a new controller for their N64’s.

2014: Those sweet little toys in Wisconsin have managed to take control of Sid’s bedroom, and are now moving on to their next conquest—the backyard.

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