Weekend Rumble
April 17, in Trois-Rivieres, Quebec

(The Weekend Rumble opening plays, scene switches to the sold out arena in Trois-Rivieries Quebec, Fireworks go off as the Weekend Rumble theme plays , camera pans to show the commentators booth with Rick and Eddie. )

Rick: Hello Fans, I'm Rick Miller, and this is my partner Eddie Reagan.

Eddie: That would be me.

Rick: Well fans tonight we come to you from the sold out arena in Trois-Rivieries Quebec , and boy do we have an action packed card tonight, especially after that monumental Rush this Monday, Where among other things Snow Wolf won the Northern title from Dan Benson, in what turned out to be his last match in IWA.

Eddie: Indeed, its about time that Snow Wolf got the respect he deserves here in the IWA, and i think with that win on Monday he got it.

Rick: And also a new stable debuted , and that would be The Syndicate, consisting of R.J. Harris, Snow Wolf, Rukus, Shienzi, and Eddie one of your favourites Fabul.

Eddie: Yep, and don't forget the Shiek and Mr. Elsalvador, two of the best managers in the game, and you also forgot to mention that they hold 3 titles here in the IWA, Fabul has the Extreme title, Snow Wolf the newly won Northern Title, and Shienzi the Cruiserweight Title.

Rick: And the chance for more gold is on the way, because tonight R.J. Harris will face Boog-man for the International Title, also tonight we have two new comers in Kraut and Flame who will face off, also we have Impulse up against Buzz Tyler, and Rob Bastard, who was double crossed by his partner and friend Timmy Infection versus Tsunami, and lastly in our main event Neurosis against Fabul for the NeWA Hardcore title , in an electric cage.. Eddie u must be eating that match up.

Eddie: Oh yes.. two of my personal favorites in a great match, how could you not enjoy this type of...

Rick: Well lets get underway here tonight, in our first match as we said we have Kraut taking on Flame, lets go to the ring.

Kraut vs. Flame

(Kraut makes his way to the ring followed by Flame, the two men circle each other, they lock up, and Kraut gains the early advantage and applys a side headlock, he applies quite a bit of pressure, he then throws Flame into the ropes, and misses a lariat, Flame comes off the opposite ropes, and hits a lariat of his own, Flame picks up Kraut and drops him with a jaw breaker, then Flame drops an elbow to the chest and tries for a second one but Kraut moves out of the way, and rolls to the outside, Flame comes over to the ropes, but is taken down when Kraut pulls his feet out from under him, Kraut graps Flame by the leg, and slams his knee down on the edge of the ring, Kraut walks around the ring and slides under the opposite ropes)

Eddie: Wow these two newcomers are showing the fans tonight why the IWA has some of the best young talent in all of the NeWA, and why the IWA is always so competitive

Rick: Yes, each is showing how bad they want the victory here tonight, and no matter who wins it will be the first notch in the wins column for either man

(Both men get up, at about the same time, but Flame is but back down with a lariat, Kraut goes for a boston crab, but Flame wont let him turn over, Flame kicks Kraut off, Flame grabs Kraut, and hits him with a few shots to the chest, he throws Kraut into the ropes, and kicks him in the face, Flame picks him up, and delivers a gut wrench suplexe, and goes for the cover, 1....2....3.)

Your Winner, Flame in 7:32

Rick: Well an impressive debut here for Flame, he really came back from an early assault by Kraut.

Eddie: But don't discredit Kraut he fought a good match too, but some mistakes near the end cost him the match, but he could have a bright future himself..

Rick: Well onto the next match we have Nighthawk member Rob Bastard, taking on Tsunami

Eddie: There is some bad blood there since Infection turned on Bastard.

Tsunami vs. Rob Bastard

(Tsunami comes to the ring first, then the Nighthawks theme plays, and Rob Bastard makes his way to the ring, Bastard enters the ring, and charges at Tsunami right away, and tackles him to the mat, and begins to hit him with a combination of lefts and rights, Bastard stands up and brings Tsunami to his feet, and then levels him with a lariat, Bastard then turns his back, and starts to argue with a fan, this gives Tsunami time to get up, and dropkick Bastard to the outside, Tsunami then climbs to the top rope, and hits a suicide dive unto Bastard on the outside. Tsunami picks up and Bastard and rolls him into the ring, Tsunami then climbs the ropes again, and this time goes for an elbow drop, but Bastard saw it coming and rolled out of the way, Bastard leg drops Tsunami, and then scoop slams him to the mat)

Rick: Wow you can really see the anger Bastard is feeling in the way he is wrestling here tonight, it seems he is really out to hurt Tsunami, and can u really blame him, it looks like he had a hand in Infection turning on him.

(Bastard drags Tsunami to the corner and climbs to the second rope, but Tsunami is up, he hits an elbow to the stomach, and sets up and hits a tornado DDT , Bastard is dazed, but the move also took alot out of Tsunami, who manages to roll over and make the cover on Bastard 1....2... kick out, Tsunami gets up, and pulls Bastard up too, but Bastard headbutts him in the groin, and then punches him in the knee to take him down, Bastard then elbows him in the thigh, Bastard stands up, and picks up Tsunami and delivers a back breaker, followed by a second one, and a third, Bastard rolls him off his knee, and then kicks him in the head, Bastard then picks up Tsunami, and lands a spinning heel kick to the back of the head on Tsunami, Tsunami drops to the mat, and Bastard picks him up and delivers a vicious Pumphandle slam, and goes for the pin, hooking the legs, 1....2...3.)

Your Winner, Rob Bastard in 11:29

Rick: What an impressive victory here tonight for Rob Bastard, it looks like he might have a good future as a singles wrestler here in the IWA..

Eddie: Also it shows why the Nighthawks are still dangerous, even after the loss of Dan Benson, well Rick its time for a commercial break but we will be right back....

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Rick: Welcome back fans, and now i am being told we have a live interview with the Crazy Ones & Neurosis

Eddie: Oh i wonder what they will have to say about tonight's tag match against Tanis and Krauser of the Nighthawks.

(The screens in the arena come on. The cameraman is standing at the door of Misfits Central. The cameraman walks in and we see The Crazy Ones standing arund discussing something with Neurosis. Neurosis notices the camera and points to it. The Maniac turns around as The Link and Neurosis continue to talk. The Maniac is wearing a "Misfits: We Are Too Good For You!" t-shirt.)

Maniac: Dammit don't you knock, hee hee. Listen up I have a few words to say, hee hee, and then your ass is out of here. Tanis, hee hee, I see once again you are running away, hee hee, this time from some stipulations, hee hee. Well as you can see Neurosis, hee hee, is here but I have informed him to stay out of the match, hee hee, unless your boys interfere. Tanis, hee hee, you say I have your word that the Nighthawks, hee hee, will not interfere, hee hee, well for some reason I don't trust that.

(The Link and Neurosis laugh in the background. As Neurosis laughs some drool flies from his mouth and onto the camera. The cameraman wipes the drool off in disgust and then focuses the camera back on the Maniac.)

Maniac: That was pretty funny, hee hee. Oh one other thing Tanis, hee hee, you want to know why we are always interviewed everytime we are on, hee hee, well it is for the same reason you are interviewed everytime, hee hee, because of our egos. That is right Tanis, hee hee, I know you have an huge ego, hee hee, you think you are so great because you won some regional titles. Well boy, hee hee, The Crazies have the right to have a big ego also, hee hee, because we have won the world title, hee hee, hey Tanis have you ever seen a world title, hee hee, didn't think so. So Tanis, hee hee, we will keep doing interviews, hee hee, whether you like it or not, hee hee, and I can tell you one thing you are not going to like, hee hee, and that is the beating we are going to hand you and Wolfie. Boys you are not a tag team, hee hee, and tonight we will put you to shame and prove our greatness, hee hee. Tanis and Wolfie, hee hee, tonight you both get to FEEL THE.......

(The Link and Neurosis look into the camera.)

Both: PPPPPPPAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNN!

(The turn away from the camera and starts talking again. The Maniac looks into the camera again.)

Maniac: Tanis, hee hee, tonight we end this because the Crazies have bigger things to do, hee hee, and that is win the IWA tag titles. To all the teams in the tourny, hee hee, beware because we are ready. See you all real soon. BE AFRAID, HEE HEE, BE VERY VERY AFRAID!

(The Maniac spins the cameraman around and pushes him out the door. The door closes and the screens turns to black....)

Rick: Well some strong words for Tanis from Maniac , Link and Neurosis, that tag match tonight is shaping up to be a great one indeed.

Eddie: Its gonna be great to see Neurosis out in back to back matches tonight, a special treat for all the fans this evening, well folks its on to out next match of the night and that is Buzz Tyler vs Impulse.

Buzz Tyler vs. Impulse

(Buzz Tylers music plays as he makes his way down to the ring, then the lights dim, and the crowd goes quiet, suddenly, the Northern Soldiers theme plays over the P.A. and fireworks go off as Impulse makes his way to the ring to the applauds of the fans. Impulse gets in the ring, and is immediately attacked by Tyler who kicks him, and stomps him to the mat, Tyler follows that up with a double axehandle to the lower back of Impulse. Tyler picks up Impulse and goes for a piledriver, but Impulse manages to reverse it into a back body drop, Impulse comes off the far ropes and lands a big elbow on Tyler, Impulse follows that up by picking up Tyler and delivering a rolling DDT and going for the cover, 1.....2....kick out by Tyler.)

Rick: My tremendous effort being but fourth by these two men tonight , this is one match u can expect to headline an NeWA pay per view one day soon

Eddie: yes Rick, and these are two good examples of people succeeding after the Nighthawks

(Impulse throws Tyler into the ropes, and comes back at Impulse, who bent down too early, and Tyler catches him with a boot to the head, Tyler hits a swinging neck breaker, while Impulse is on the mat, Tyler applies a figure four leg lock, and pulls back on the leg of Impulse, Impulse manages to fight to the ropes, and the ref orders the hold to be broken. Tyler picks Impulse up and puts him in a side headlock, and applies pressure to the head and neck, Impulse manages to break free, and deliver s series of elbows to the mid section of Tyler. Impulse follows this up with a short arm lariat. Impulse picks up Tyler, and scoop slams him down to the mat, Impulse climbs the ropes and executes a top rope dive onto Tyler laying on the mat. Impulse picks up Tyler and goes for a German suplexe, but Tyler manages to get out, and deliver a kick to the groin on Impulse, Tyler picks up Impulse and hits a atomic drop, and then applies a sleeper hold, just as it looks like Impulse is going under The Rebels can be seen running down the aisle)

Eddie: Oh my god it's the Rebels they must be here to help Impulse take care of Buzz Tyler.

(The Rebels slide into the ring, and begin to attack Tyler, Impulse goes to the outside and grabs a chair, and nails Tyler in the head with it, he then holds him so the Rebels can kick and punch him in the head and stomach, Impulse executes a powerbomb on Tyler, and then applies the Guillotine. Finally Impulse lets go, and motions for a mic)

Your winner, Buzz Tyler by Disqualification at 10:01

Impulse: Well Tyler its time for you to quit your whining, you see I am fit to hold the WCCW title belt, and I am fit to hold the IWA title belt, and well you have to learn your not, and will never be as good as me, or on my level

(Impulse and the Rebels all laugh and spit on Tyler , and then exit the ring)

Rick: Well another great match, you don't get to see two men who genuinely don't like each other go at it often, and this time was as good as any, but now we must take another commercial break.

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Eddie: Welcome back fans, it seems right now we have some members of the Syndicate coming out for a little prematch interview

Rick: I wonder what this has to deal with, they were suppose to do any interviews at all

(The song "Certain Shade of Green" by Incubus plays over the P.A in the arena Rukus, and R.J. Harris come out onto the entrance way to the cheers of the crowd, Rukus is wearing a green Yankees hat, and baggy black jeans, and a white tank top with the Syndicate logo on it, Harris is wearing his new green and black Syndicate Jacket and a new pair of green workout pants with the word "Syndicate" written in black down his right pant leg. Harris gets in the ring and grabs the microphone )

Harris: Hello, everybody are we having a good time tonight?

(The fans cheer loudly)

Harris: Well to the business at hand First there is my match tonight with the soon to be former International champion Boog-man. Now I know that there are some fans in the arena tonight that like this guy and to them I say I am sorry, but I will beat him for the International title. It is a statement of fact, but for those of you who may not think I can do it, well you can think what you want. Boog- man I do have some respect for you as a wrestler, but that is as far as it goes, this is very personal with me the International Title is like a part of me and I plan to become whole again. So don't take me lightly, because it will just make my job that much easier. Now to the second bit of business, there is a new group in down and we are the Syndicate and we have plans for a little group called the NightHawks. You see these punks have been running around the IWA think that they are all that, but I think we all know that they haven't really proven anything. But we in the Syndicate want to get rid of this cancer on the sport and make the IWA a place for true competitors like the Syndicate. So take a good hard look at those NightHawks because it just could be the last time you see them.

(The fans cheer and Harris looks down at his watch, Rukus laughs and taunts the Nighthawk fans near the ring)

Harris: My time is up, I have to get ready for the Boog-man, but to all my fans I say thank you for your support and I will bring the International Title home tonight.

(Harris motions back to the dressing room, for Boog to come out, as the fans explodes with cheers)

Boog-Man vs R.J. Harris

(Boog-mans music plays and he runs down to the ring ready to fight, him and Harris lock up immediately , Harris gains the early advantage, and throws Boog into the ropes, when he comes back he hits a big lariat, Harris lands a few hard shots to the chest, and kicks to the stomach of Boog, Harris goes for a boston crab, but only gets one leg, and pulls back on the knee, Boog screams out in pain. Boog gets to the ropes, and the hold is broken. Harris stays on top of him by delivering a reverse ddt, and delivering a swinging neckbreaker to Boog, Harris goes for the cover 1.....2.... kick out by Boog. Boog rolls out of the ring, and tries to get back together, he slides back in under the bottom , and levels Harris with a leg sweep, Boog jumps on Harris and starts to pummel him with lefts and rights, and knees to the groin, and stomach, Boog picks him up, and delivers a "michinoku driver" and then follows that by a front face slam)

Rick: Another amazing IWA Title match, and this is only Boogs first title defense, if he wins tonight next Monday he faces Rukus for the title.

Eddie: If he pulls this one out, he will have one more tough match, but things wont change no matter who wins. (Boog tires for a cover, 1... kick out, Harris gets up and hits a big left on Boog, and knocks him back, Harris runs at him, and tackles him to the mat, Boog rolls over tryin to get Harris off of himself but Harris applies some strange hold, and try for a submission, but Boog wouldn't give. Boog fights the pain, and gets to his feet, he throws a big right and connects, sending Harris reeling and Boog grab s Harris and hits him with a side suplexe , and then throws him in the corner and hits a big cross body block, Boog thorughs him into the other corner and follows him in with a lariat, Boog man throws Harris against the ropes, and comes off and hits the E.O.A, Boog hooks the leg and goes for the cover 1...2...3.)

Your winner, Boog-man, 14:56

Rick: And now one of our final matches this week.

Eddie: Yes we The Nighthawks Tanis and Wolfgang Krauser versus The Crazy Ones, Maniac Mike and The Link , this should be a great match , so lets get to it.

(The Nighthawk theme plays as Tanis Wolfgang Krauser make their way to the ring, then Breathe by Prodigy plays as Maniac Mike and The Link make their way to the ring and the bell sounds as Maniac Mike and Tanis get ready to lock up. They do, Tanis gets the best, taking Mike down with a hip toss. Maniac gets right up. Tanis tries a dropkick, and connects with the chest of the Maniac. Tanis brings Mike back to his feet. He grabs Maniac's arm, and tries to whip him in the corner, but Mike reverses it and sends him in the corner. Maniac follows with a splash, but Tanis manages to get his feet in the air and they connect with the face of the Maniac. Tanis hops up to the second rope, and dives down with an axehandle to the back of Mike, sending him down. Tanis goes for the over, 1..2.. kick out. Tanis brings Maniac up, and stuff his head between his legs, but Maniac grabs Tanis's legs and pulls him down. Maniac begins to hit Tanis with a closed hand. Then, he gets up, and tags in the Missing Link. The Link gets in to cut off the tag, but Tanis manages to tag in Krauser. Krauser gets in the ring, and attacks Link with some punchs and kicks, Link tries to get a forearm shot in but is unsuccessful, Krauser takes Link up for a powerbomb, but Link reverses it into a face slam, and goes for the cover, 1....2...kick out by Krauser)

Eddie: Wow Link really saved himself there, and went for the smart cover.

Rick: yea I know, a smart move, by a Misfit.

Eddie: What, they were the two time NeWA Tag Team champions.

Rick: Nevermind that Krauser is getting up

(The Link charges at Krauser as he gets up, but Krauser side steps him, and tags in Tanis. Tanis immediately goes to work on the Link and hits him with an elbow, and follows it up with kicks to the midsection, Link rolls to the outside , and is followed by Tanis, The Link runs around the ring , and slides in the other side, and stomps as Tanis as he gets in the ring , The Link picks Tanis up and delivers a belly to belly suplexe , and sets Tanis up for a DDT, and connects, Link goes for the cover again, 1.....2....kick out by Tanis, Link goes and tags in Maniac Mike, Maniac picks up Tanis and delivers a piledriver and follows with a leg drop, he picks up Tanis and sets him up in the corner and hits a big splash from across the ring, he goes for a second one, but Tanis gets a kick to the face, Tanis manages to get to his corner and tag in Krauser, Krauser comes in and hits Maniac with a few european uppercuts, he then picks him up and hits a sidewalk slam, then picks him up again and hits a spine buster, and goes for the cover, 1....2...Link runs in and drops a knee on Krauser to break the count, Maniac takes this advantage and climbs the ropes, he jumps off trying to hit a double axehandle on Krauser, but Krauser pulls the referee in the way, and he gets hit, Link runs over and knocks Tanis off the apron, and onto the floor then jumps over the top, and hits a splash to the outside on Tanis, all of a sudden the fans all turn towards the entrance way)

Eddie: Oh my god, there is Vukota in the ramp, with hockey stick in tow, he is running down towards the ring now.

Rick: Looks like the Crazy Ones are in trouble, I wonder what happened to Neurosis he was with them earlier.

(Vukota runs to where the Link is beating on Tanis, and attempts to hit him with the hockey stick, he gets in one shot and Link turns to hit him, then all of a sudden Neurosis comesout from under the ring with a chair, and nails Vukota over the head, knocking him out, Tanis gets up to see what is happening and is greeted with a chairshot from Neurosis too, Link picks up Tanis and rolls him into the ring, while Neurosis revives the referee , Maniac throws Krauser to the outside, and then hits a powerslam on Tanis, as the Link then comes off the top and hits a big splash, and goes for the cover, 1....2....3.)

Your Winners, The Crazy Ones, in 22:53

Rick: Well another great match by the Crazy Ones, they showed that they do have what it takes to be the IWA tag champs.

Eddie: They also showed why the Misfits are one of the best groups in the NeWA, but fans stay with us, because we have one more commercial break before the final match, and that is an NeWA Hardcore title match, between Fabul and Neurosis.

Rick: Eddie these are both favorites of yours who are you gonna go for?

Eddie: I just know it will be a great match, and I know that Fabul deserves this shot, stayed tuned we will be right back

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NeWA Hardcore Title
Electrified Cage Weapons Match
Neurosis(c) vs. Fabul

(The cage is lowered into place. Then, the Syndicate's theme plays, and out comes Fabul. The fans go nuts. Fabul has with him, a garbage can. The cameraman looks inside. A singapore cane, thumbtacks, strands of barbwire, lighter fluid, a lighter, a street sign, a barbwired bat, and a florescent light are seen inside. Fabul throws the garbage can of weapons inside the ring. He throws a chair inside, then 3 tables. And finally gets it.)

Rick: Well, he's come to fight.

Eddie: I'm so excited. I don't even know who to root for. I love 'em both! Ah, I gotta go with the Extreme champ. Go Fabul!

(Eddie almost falls off his chair in excitement. Then, the Mifits' theme plays, and the boos start coming. Neurosis chases down the aisle with a screwdriver in hand. He jumps in the cage and nails Fabul with it as he turns around. Fabul is immediately cut open. The cage is locked. Neurosis picks up the garbage can, and nails Fabul with it twice in the head. Then, he grabs the barbwired bat, and swings, but Fabul rolls out of the way. Fabul gets back up to his feet. He take the garbage can. Neurosis swings again with the bat, Fabul blocks with the garbage can, but it still hits head. Fabul goes down. Neurosis takes the barbwire and throws it in the corner. He grabs the street sign also. Fabul gets back up to his feet, and has his hands on the Singapore cane. Neurosis turns around, and gets nailed with it, but doesn't go down. Fabul hits Neurosis in the stomach to get him to bend down, then an uppercut swing in the face, the Misfit goes down. Fabul grabs the bad of thumbtacks and empties then all over the ring. He picks up Neurosis, then whips him into the cage wall. Neurosis gets a huge shock, and falls face first onto the thumbtacks.)

Rick: My god, why would anyone want to fight in a match like this?

Eddie: I don't know, but I'm lovin' it.

(Fabul rolls Neurosis over, his face is covered in blood. The Syndicate member makes the cover, 1...2... kick out. Fabul grabs the florescent light. He waits for Neurosis to get to his feet, and when he does, Neurosis is nailed with it in the head. The light shatters. Fabul hits a DDT onto the thumbtacks, and makes the cover, 1...2... kick out. Fabul, also bloody, grabs the lighter fluid. He begins to pour some of Neurosis, but the Hardcore champ trips him, and the fluid pours all over Fabul. Neurosis is up, and still has a few thumbtacks stuck in his head. He grabs the lighter, and lights up Fabul's leg. It immediately burst into flames. Fabul runs around, then drops down and rolls around trying to put it out. He rolls all over the barbwire, the thumbtacks, and everything else. Finally, it goes out. Neurosis hooks Fabul's legs, 1...2... the Extreme champ kicks out.)

Eddie: How could anyone kick out from that?? Why would anyone kick out after being burned?

(Neurosis takes Fabul up, He throws Fabul into the cage, but Fabul holds on to Neurosis, and both men get heavy shocks, and go down. They both look like they're out. The seconds pass by, and still no movement. Finally, Fabul begins to roll around. And so does Neurosis. They begin to get to their feet. Fabul reaches for the cage wall to pull himself out, but gets a HUGE shock, and goes right back down. Neurosis rolls over onto Fabul, and the ref counts, 1....2....3.)

Your Winner, and still NeWA Hardcore Champion, Neurosis, in 15:22

Rick: OH! Neurosis gets the win. What a disappointing loss for Fabul. He could've had the match, but a big mistake cost him.

Eddie: I was goin' for Fabul, but I can't say I'm disappointed. Great action. Fabul had a great match, but like you said, a big mistake cost him. But, really that could've happen to almost anyone. Wrestlers use the ropes or cages to pull themselves up all the time. It saves energy. But, I guess he didn't think about it. And he paid.

Rick: Ok fans, our time is up. Join is Monday Night, for Rush.

(The Sheik is in the ring helping a bloody Fabul up to his feet. The copyright laws roll. The IWA logo plays, and the scene fades to black.)