Rick: Welcome to WR ladies and gentlemen.
("Are You Gonna Go My Way" by Lenny Kravitz starts up and the lights go out and the fans rise to their feet. They anxiously wait the appearance of Buzz Tyler and then he walks through the curtain and pumps up the crowd and flexes for them several times. He finally makes his way down to the ring and climbs through the ropes as pyros go off and a laser light system show of "Buzz" is flashed across the arena. Buzz grabs a mic and begins to speak as the lights come back on and the music stops:)
Buzz: Well as you can probably tell, I am carrying a little less hardware with me today. And it is actually my own fault, I scheduled the match and I tried to give the fans the show that they deserved and because of that I lost my IWA Heavyweight Title Belt. I fought as hard as I could, but three on one are not good odds and no man could have fought off anymore pins than myself.
(Buzz stops and looks around to the crowd for a minute as they begin to chant his name, and then he begins to talk again:)
Buzz: Shut up!!!
Rick: What??
Buzz: It is all of you stupid pieces of crap sitting out there wasting your money to see me whoop all of your little fan favorites asses. I have tried to be your champion, but you cost me my belt. This was not my fault at all, I blame you all for my loss this past Monday.
(By now, the cheers have turned into boos.)
Buzz: Tanis, you have what is mine, MY belt. You and your three-man team defeated me, but it wasn't fair odds. Why don't you return the favor and give me a title shot in return. I am the only man capable of defeating you for the three count, and I will do so and regain what should still be mine if it weren't for all of you dumbasses out there, the IWA Heavyweight TitleBelt.
Buzz: I will be your next Champion, and this time I do it for myself.
(Buzz throws down the microphone and leaves to a chorus of BOOS and then he flicks off the crowd several times as he leaves the arena.)
Eddie: What an unexpected change! Did you see that??
Rick: Yeah... he turned his back on all his fans.
Eddie: I know, what a selfish act... I like it!
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Rick: OK, Let's head to our first match of the evening. Flame and Ivon Drago with square off.
Eddie: Ivan Drago?? What, is he a vampire, or somethin'?
Rick: I don't think so, Eddie.
(Flame controls most of the match, but Drago does pull off some impressive moves. But, in the end, it's Flame after a spinning DDT, that gets the 1-2-3.)
Rick: Another win for Flame. It's not exactly a big one, but a win none the less.
Eddie: Drago needs to train some more. He can do great moves, but not enough of them.
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Rick: OK, our next match is for a shot at the Northern title. And, it should be a great one. As, undefeated Dale Lewis goes one on one with Vice.
Eddie: "The Florida Phenom" has been very impressive lately. He's my pick tonight.
Rick: And adding to this great match, Element will be the special gues ref. Lets go to the ring.
(From the beginning, it seems that Element is favoring Vice. After Lewis nails a piledriver at 4:00, he covers, 1....2........ Element seems to forget the next number... kick out. Later on, Vice hits a big spinbuster and hooks the legs, 1..2.. Lewis barely kicks out. The match continues the same way for the next 8 minutes, but Vice can't put away Dale Lewis. Then, after another slow count, Lewis gets up, very angry. He swings at Element with a right, but Element ducks. Then, he charges, but Lewis moves, and Element tackles Vice! Lewis covers him, 1.....2..... KICK OUT! The match continues for another 2 minutes. Then, Vice hits a snapmare takeover. He reaches into his tights, and pulls out some brass knuckles. But Lewis is up. And he grabs Element. Lewis throws Element at Vice, and knocks "The Florida Phenom" into the corner. Then, Vice comes back, and clocks ELEMENT with the knux! On purpose! As Vice stomps on Element, Lewis comes up and nails a huge reverse neckbreaker. He covers, but there is no ref. Then, an official IWA referee, comes running down the aisle, and jumps into the ring. He begins to count as the crowd is going wild. 1...2...3.)
Rick: That was referee Derek Grant!
Eddie: Why'd he do that??
Rick: 'Cause it should have been done. So, it'll be Element defending against Dale Lewis on Rush.
Rick: OK, our next match is a tag team bout. The current NeWA US tag champs, the Overlords, will face the former NeWA World tag team champions, Maximum Carnage.
(Pretty good tag match, as two of the biggest NeWA Tag teams battle. The match is 12 minutes of back and forth action. But, it's Surge with the Lightning Strike that gets the pin.)
Your Winners, in 12:06, The Overlords
Eddie: Great match. But it looks like MC has had their day in the sun.
Rick: They might have lost tonight, but don't count them out. They're a great team.
(The screens in the arena come on. We see the Maniac sitting in front of his locker. Hanging in the locker is the International tag team titles. The Maniac is wearing a "Misfits: We Are The Midknights Nightmare!" t-shirt. Dream is sitting beside him. In the background we see The Link running around and Omega getting ready for the match. Dream looks into the camera.)
Dream: IWA get ready because tonight a war is about to begin. Midknights you wanted to jump on someone's back and make a name for yourselves, so you pick the Misfits. Well boys that was the wrong thing to do. We don't take kindly to people jumping on our backs, and we take care of it our way. We will beat you boys within an inch of your lives and then we will beat on you so more. Maniac tell them about it.
(The camera moves over to the Maniac. The Maniac looks into the camera.)
Maniac: Hyuk, hee hee, my boy you were once part of the most elite group in the history of the NeWA, hee hee, but you thought hey why don't I join the Midknights and turn my back on the Misfits, hee hee, well Hyuk that was the wrong thing to do. Hyuk you are our main target, hee hee, because noone turns their backs on the Misfits and get away with it. And then there is Ceaser, hee hee, who has been around forever, hee hee, at least that is what it feels like. Ceaser, hee hee, ever since you came back you been trying to get your name back in the spotlight, hee hee, so you think by trying to take out the Misfits, hee hee, will get your name back in the spotlight. Well Ceaser I am not going to let that happen, hee hee, and neither are the rest of the Misfits. Midknights tonight, hee hee, we start the war and the Misfits will come out on top as usual, hee hee. Midknights tonight you will FEEL THE........
(The Link runs up to the camera.)
Link: PPPPPPPAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!
(The Link runs away from the camera. The camera focus back on the Maniac.)
Maniac: Midknights, hee hee, the fun is about to begin, hee hee, for us. Tonight will be the beginning of the end for the Midknights, hee hee. See you boys, hee hee, real soon. BE AFRAID, HEE HEE, BE VERY VERY AFRAID!
(The Maniac stands up and walks over to talk to Omega. The camera turns over to Dream.)
Dream: Midknights the plan is in place and once it is executed you will be no more. Midknights bring your asses to the ring and we will kick them for you.
(Just then the door of the dressing room opens and a nurse is backing into the room with someone who is in a wheelchair. Dream looks into the camera.)
Dream: Well time to go. INTERVIEW OVER!
(Dream stands up and goes over to the door as does Omega and the Maniac. The Link continues to run around as the camera fades to black.)
Rick: I can't wait for that match to roll around.
Eddie: You can't wait?? What about me? I'm goin' crazy!
Rick: Our next matchup is a non-title match, pinning Wolfgang Krauser and Rukus, the International champ.
(This is the best match so far. Rukus shows Krauser why he is the International champ. But, Krauser shows him why he's got a Heavyweight title shot on Rush. After a fatal mistake at 15 minutes by Rukus, Wolfgang hits the Krauser Wave, and pins, 1...2....3.)
Rick: What a huge win for Krauser. He really needs this, goin' into his title shot on Rush.
Eddie: That match is gonna be huge. I can tell ya that much.
Rick: Welcome back. Our next match, has the Def Squad defending the Tag titles against a mystery team.
Eddie: I think I know who it is. And if I'm right... I'll be a happy man.
(Element accompanies Infection and Bastard. Then, it's the Syndicate theme plays next, and The Sheik pops out. He looks at the entrance way. A few seconds later, Fabul and Shinzei step out on the aisle, to a huge pop.)
Eddie: I was right! YIPEE!
(This is an even better match than the previous tag bout. The crowd is really into it, on Shinzei and Fabul's side. Element involves himself at every opportunity. But, Fabul and Shinzei still wrestle great, and have the upperhand for most of the match. At the 8 minute mark, Fabul hits the Arabian Facebuster. He covers Infection, as Shinzei cuts off Bastard. 1...2... NO! Element comes in with the save. The ref calls for the bell. Harris comes down, and all six men brawl.)
Rick: Element saves the titles. But, that sparks a huge brawl. Lets take a break and gets this settled.
Eddie: OK, it's main-event time. And it's a biggy.
Rick: Three Misfits, Omega and the Crazies, versus three MidKnights, Hyuk, Hypnosa, and Naissance. Lets go to the ring.
(The match of the night, easily. The MidKnights work very good as a team. And so do the Misfits. Many nearfalls for both teams. The Link nails the Evolution at 12:30, but Hyuk makes the save for Hypnosa. The match continues. But, after 15 minutes of incredible action, Omega and the Link begin to brawl with Hypnosa, Naissance, and Taurus on the outside. In the ring, Hyuk Suh Kim takes Maniac down with a DDT. Then, he puts on the Rising Sun. Maniac fights the pain for as long as he can. Then, a screw ripps through the ring! Then, a hand, and a head! It's, NEUROSIS!!! Neurosis climbs out of the ring, as Hyuk tries to shove him back down. But, Neurosis is able to get out. Maniac Mike grabs Hyuk from behind. And, Neurosis winds up his rusty screwdriver. He's ready to swing. The crowd wants him to. Then, he nails Kim square in the forehead! Hyuk goes down in a heap, bleeding heavyly from his forehead. The ref throws out the match immediately.)
(Maniac and Neurosis stomp on Hyuk until the rest of the MidKnights get in the ring. They manage to pull Hyuk out of the ring. Naissance and Hypnosa help Hyuk to the back, as Taurus follows. Then, in the ring, Neurosis grabs a mic.)
Neurosis Heh, heh, heh, heh... TALK ABOUT GULLIBLE! Hah, hah, hah, hah... THE VOICES were right. Heh, heh, heh... SHOW A LOT OF BANDAGES AND TUBES AND EVERYONE WILL THINK THAT THE NEUROTIC ONE IS REALLY HURT! Hah, hah, hah... BUT I DIDN'T BECOME WORLD HARDCORE CHAMPION BY BEING DELICATE! Hah, hah, hah, hah... IT IS GOING TO TAKE A LOT MORE THAN A COUPLE OF KICKS AND RABBIT PUNCHES TO KEEP ME DOWN! Heh, heh, heh, heh... MIDKNIGHTS... YOU BLEW YOUR CHANCE! Heh, heh, heh, heh... NOW YOU JOBBERS PAY! Hah, hah, hah, hah, hah...
Eddie: This is great! Absolutely great!
Rick: This is Chaos, Eddie! The Misfits didn't get the win, but they got something more important that... Revenge. We're outta time!
(Copyright laws roll, and the IWA logo appears. Scene fades to black.)