Weekend Rumble
October 22, in Laval, Quebec
(WR opening)
Rick: Hello fans! We're live from Laval, Quebec! Just down the highway a bit, is Montreal! The site of, Night of Terror! Make sure to catch this huge event!
Eddie: Alright, on to the show everyone! We have a great one tonight. The Savior's here!!!
Rick: Yeah, he will meet Lord Kingsley, one on one. But that's not all, not even close! Lets go to our first match.
Dirty Dogg vs. Bryan Sensation
(The two CW stars put on a great performance. Both trying to get some momentum going into the big PPV Royal Rumble. Early in the match, Dirty Dogg hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, and follows up with a big splash off the top rope! He covers, but only gets a two. Sensation dazzles the fans with a big springboard moonsault onto the floor! He follows up with the Painful Sensation for the win!)
Your Winner, in 6:50, Bryan Sensation
Rick: Big win for Bryan Sensation! He has his eyes set on that Cruiserweight title.
Eddie: Hehehe... Sensation's initials are BS! Hehehe!
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Eddie: What's next, Ricky?
Rick: It's Rick! And, we've got Package and Gremlin Blitz squaring off!
Eddie: Coolio! I love that name, Gremlin Blitzzzzz!
Rick: Lets just go to the ring.
"Ultimate Package" Aaron Spiering vs. Gremlin Blitz
(The Speakers come on with the begining of "I shot the sheriff", by Bob Marley. The crowd has no real reaction. The Ultimate Package and John Goodman make there way down the aisle. There are some fans in the back with their shirts off and "The Ultimate Package" written across thier chests, and cheering their loudest. They seem to be the only ones with any reaction. He climbs over the top rope, and waves for a microphone. John Goodman enters the ring after the Package and starts to raise the roof for the Package. The offical comes up with a microphone. The Package grabs the mike and shoves the ref away.)
The Ultimate Package: Cut the music.(the music shuts off) Now Gremlin,before you bring your brownie ass down that aisle, I've got a few words to say. So to you gremlin, i don't know who the hell you and your little muchkin think you are, but why don't you keep your ugly ass, or face, i can't keep the two apart (snickers), out of my business. Ohh yeah, to you to Angus McGay, you keep out of this too. Cause i don't even want to start with you. Now to Timmy Infection! I know you listening somewhere. I thought you knew what was best for you, but you had to try and open my Package of Smackage! Now it's time to deal with the consequences. I know your disease, and i am your cure. It's time to be vaccinated!
(The Package looks at the crowd, the body painted fans cheer, everybody else, realizing the upcoming match, starts to leave for refreshments. John Goodman raise for the crowd to give it up. Nothing happens.)
The Ultimate Package: IF you feel that Package of Smackage! (he pauses, hisfans cheer again.) Now, bring that brownie out here!
(The Ultimate Package throws the mike back at the ref. The ref catches andhands it to the announcer. John Goodman exits and goes to the side to startsto talk it up with some ladies in the front row. The Package licks his thumbsand goes into his corner to wait for the gremlin blitz)
(UP controls early on with big power moves. He hits a backbreaker, sidewalk slam, and powerslam, among other high impact moves. But Blitz gains the upper hand shortly after with a DDT! He hits Spiering with a neckbreaker, and covers, 1......2..... UP kicks out. The match continues. Package once again gains the upper hand. He has GB set up for a powerbomb! But Timmy Infection comes out and nails Package with a chair shot! Angus McGee comes out shortly after and attacks Gremlin Blitz! The ref calls for the bell.)
The Match is ruled a No-Contest in 8:02
(Afterwards, Infection and McGee leave the ring, side by side. They're ambushed by Midget Blitz! But, the two men are too much for the little man, and he is taken out. They leave.)
Eddie: Infection just cost Package the match!
Rick: Angus McGee came out too, don't forget that! But, McGee and Blitz will do battle on Monday, and Infection and Package will meet as well. We've been waiting awhile to see Infection back in the ring!
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Rick: Up next, we've got Fabul, who will meet Romeo Valentino, with Angel, I might add, in an Extreme rules match!
Eddie: Fabul rocks!!!
Rick: ...Fabul is no stranger to Extreme wrestling, being a former IWA Extreme champ! Romeo is looking to become the next Extreme champ.
Eddie: Fabul's gonna tear this guy a new limb!
Extreme
Rules
Fabul vs. Romeo Valentino
(This match doesn't even start in the ring. Fabul attacks Romeo on the entranceway. Fabul dominates early on, taking Romeo all over ringside, without once going into the ring! But, Romeo fights back, reversing a DDT attempt into a back-body drop onto the cement! After that, Romeo takes out a table from under the ring. He takes it to the entranceway, and sets it up on the floor, a good six foot fall from the ramp! He grabs Fabul, and sets up for a HUGE powerbomb! But Fabul reverses it with a backbody drop, down to the floor, breaking the table in two!! Romeo is out! Fabul leaps off with a splash to finish Valentino off, but he MOVES! Both men aren't moving! But, Romeo somehow drapes his arm over the chest of Fabul. 1.....................2.......................3!!!)
Your Winner, in 14:29, Romeo Valentino!
Eddie: NO!! Fabul lost... IN A HARDCORE MATCH!?!?!?
Rick: What a huge win for Romeo! This has got to push him to that title shot that he should be getting soon!
Eddie: Rick, I think I'm dreaming! Pinch me!
Rick: Umm... Lets take a break instead.
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Rick: We're back! Continuing this great show, is a Tag Team titles match! The Overlords meet Judgement Force for the IWA titles!
Eddie: Fabul and Shinzei better win these titles back! I still can't believe he lost that match!! He must have a flesh eating disease!!
IWA
Tag Team Titles
Judgement Force(c) vs. The Overlords
(The Extreme champ takes it to Surge right away, with big right hands! But Claymore is tagged in, and he takes control. Claymore powerbombs RJ, and hooks the legs, only for a two count! Quick tags keep RJ isolated from his corner. But, RJ manages to counter a side Russian legsweep! He tries to reach Shawn for the tag, but it's Surge is tagged first! He dives, and breaks the tag! But quickly, RJ hits a low blow and tags in Shawn! The fans errupt! Shawn comes in, and takes both Overlords down with dropkicks and lariats! Then, he hits Surge with RJ's Broken Heart! He covers for the 1-2-3!)
Your Winners, in 8:15, and STILL IWA Tag Team Champions, Judgement Force!
Rick: JF are successful in their first defense! Big win!
Eddie: But they've got bigger coming up! The Overlords!, AND Fabul and Shinzei! They won't keep the titles after that match!
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Eddie: Next up, THE SAVIOR SAVES THE DAY!
Rick: Calm down, Eddie! These two have met several times in the past. They know each other! Now, lets go to the ring.
Lord Kevin Kingsley vs. "The Savior" Drew Jacobs
(LKK and Jacobs put on a formidable performance! Kingsley hits a German suplex early on, and follows with an armbar submission. Jacobs is able to break free. Kingsley, throughout the match, puts Jacobs in several submission holds. The last one being the Boston Crab! Kingsley has it won! But somehow, The Savior reaches the ropes!! The hold is broken. Then, LKK runs at Jacobs, but the Savior takes Kevin down with a drop-toe-hold. He follows it with a spingboard moonsault! He nails Kingsley. Drew doesn't slow down! He climbs the ropes, sets up, and hits a big Shooting Star Press! Jacobs covers, 1......2......3!)
Your Winner, in 7:33, Drew Jacobs!
Rick: Jacobs with another win over a Heavyweight! He's making a statement here in the IWA!
Eddie: And the entire NeWA! It's the Savior vs. NeWA, Rick! But Jacobs is not only beating the heavyweights, he's keeping that Cruiserweight title, too! That's why he's great!
Rick: What, look who's here!
(Dirty Dogg is in the ring, followed by Sensation! Sensation drops DD, and snap suplex's Jacobs! Then, Logan comes to the ring. He doesn't attack anyone. Logan is on the outside, showing a picture to people in the frontrow!? But, Dalton is in, and attacks Sensation! DD springboards over the ropes, onto Logan! Now, Logan gets up, and brawls with DD!)
Rick: Crusierweight Chaos! A preview of Night of Terror!!! Fans, stay with us!
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Rick: OK fans, it's main event time! Former IWA champ takes on a man looking to become the champ!
Eddie: Bastard is in for the big win, here!
Rick: We'll have to wait and see. Element is/was a member of the Nighthawks. But, he seemed to have just faded away from the group. I guess this match makes it official! Element's no longer a Nighthawk!
Rob Bastard(c) vs. Element
(Bastard taunts Element at every chance. Element quickly goes to work, beating on Bastard with stomps! But, Bastard pulls him down by the ankle. Element gets to his feet, and is dropkicked by Bastard into the corner! But Element regains control, storming out of the corner with a lariat! He doesn't look back. Element takes the fight to the outside, throwing Bastard into the guardrail, and ringposts. Back in the ring, Element has Bastard set up for the Element Breakdown! But Bastard blocks! He counters with an inverted Russian legsweep! The fans cheer, as Bastard calls for the Gilman Street Splash! He climbs up, measures Element up, and leaps off! He nails the GSS! Bastard hooks a leg, 1...............2.................3!!!)
Your Winner, in 10:01, Rob Bastard
Rick: Bastard did it! He's on a roll!
Eddie: He's gonna give Lewis everything he has on next Sunday!
Rick: For sure! Fans, we're outta time! Join Eddie and I on Rush! So long!
(Credits)