Why did the chicken cross the road? YODA:
Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
VADER:
Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
LUKE:
I'm not afraid of crossing the road.
Good. You will be. You will be.
LEIA:
I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
HAN:
Crossing the road ain't like dustin' crops, boy!
THREEPIO:
I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
ARTOO:
beep beep be BOP.
CHEWIE:
Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
BEN:
Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
BOBA FETT:
What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
DEATH STAR GUNNER:
Commence primary crossing!
GREEDO:
Oota, boota, chicken?
IMPERIAL STORM TROOPERS:
Someone did cross the road. The tracks go off in this direction.
Look, sir, a chicken!
WEDGE:
My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
JERJERROD:
The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
BIB:
Die chicken wanga?
BIGGS:
At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
TARKIN:
The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!
UNCLE OWEN:
I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.
AUNT BERU:
He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR:
All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark!
LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
EMPEROR:
Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
JABBA:
Bo shuda chicken!

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