Funny Little Sayings


One bright day, in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Drew their swords and shot each other

A deaf policeman heard this noise

And came and shot the two dead boys

If you don't belive this lie is true

Go ask the blind man, he saw it too

This one's neat to say when some one says "I see":

"I see," said the blind man as he picked up a hammer and saw.

It sounds better when you say it out loud.

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