Star Wars Pants


Here is a neat little thing you can do for some laughs. Take a Star Wars line and place the word "pants" into the line. The result is hillarious. Read on.

"A long time ago, in a pair of pants far, far away..."

"May your pants be with you!"

Pull up, all pants, pull up!"

"Lock your pants in attack position!"

"Your overconfidence is your weakness!" "Your faith in your pants is yours!"

"I can feel your pants."

"Bounty hunters! We don't need their pants!"

"As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have pants."

"We have no choice, commander! Our pants can't repel firepower of this magnatude."

"I suppose I could hotwire these pants."

"The rebels have been routed! They are fleeing into their pants!"

"I have no pants, strike me down and your journey to the dark side will be complete."

"We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up -or- down."

"The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts."

"These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it."

"General Veers, prepare your pants for ground assault!"

"I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home."

"TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?"

"Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants."

"You are unwise to lower your pants."

"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander."

"Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board."

"You look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark..."

"Luke... help me take...these pants off..."

"Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants."

"That blast came from those pants. That things operational!"

"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master."

"Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."

"Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants, your highness."

"Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!"

"Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser."

"Short pants are better than no pants at all."

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

"Han'll have those pants down, we gotta give 'im more time!"

"Wait! Hold your pants, there are no lifeforms onboard."

"Someone was in the pants. The tracks lead off in this direction."

"Look, sir, pants!"

"I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time:Where are the hidden Rebel pants?"

"The Force is what gives a Jedi his pants."

"Vader doesn't want you at all, he's after something called, uh, uh, pants!"

"Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any pants here."

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