One way ticket to Westchester--Xavier's Institute for Gifted.
Pay Homage to Image for a
Top Cow
Committment to Excellence.
I live in the Arcade.
Yeah, yeah, I still watch Spelling Productions on Fox.
Look! I can see where my apartment used to be! Home sweet home Hong Kong!
Once in awhile, I hear some stuff from people that I like so much, so I would put it on my .sig. Here are some of that stuff:
"All forced fermentation is Grape."
-The Winery Feminist."Sex is hereditary; if your parents never had it, chances are you wouldn't either." -Bongo Bob
"It is hereditary in my family to have no children"
-"Johnny Quest""These men took a vow of celibacy, just like their father and their father before them."
-Topper Harley,"Hot Shots Part Deux""Flames to: your-mom@your.house.com"
-Carlos E. Castro" Man who sleeps with problem of sex on mind,
Awakens with solution in hand."
-Dave, the #1 swordsman"Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
Confucius says: "Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day."
Confucius says: "Man with dick in peanut butter fucking nuts."
"As long as I have a face she will have a place to sit."
-David Runsky"You are one in a million -- that means there are a thousand people in China just like you"
"HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death!"
"All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power"
-Ashleigh BrilliantHartly's Second Law: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Captain's log: Stardate 2734.3. 'I am nailed to the hull.'
"WOW! You'll be making money hand over fist."
--Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow), after finding out that Joey (Matt LeBlanc) was earning $700 for donating sperm, on Friends"Yeah, he's a man, just like miniature golf is still golf."
--the maid, after being asked if Jay Sherman is a man, on The Critic"In order to avoid rejection, one must reject first."
Au-yeung Fung, Ashes of Time
I'd found the best love, but I didn't treasure her. I felt regretful after that. It's the ultimate pain in the world. If God can give me a chance, I will tell her three words:I love you If God wanna give me a time limit, I'll say this love will last--10 thousand years.Joker/Monkey King, A Chinese Odysessy II--Cinderella