Suzaku and Sieryuu shiseishi in New York

Continuation...



Tasuki gains conscience just as Taiitsu-kun appears.

Tasuki: *looking at Taiitsu-kun* AHHHHHH!!!!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! SAND THROWING OLD HAG!! SO UGLY! ay....

Tasuki faints again.

Taiitsu-kun: WHO'S THE OLD HAG?!
Tamahome: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *pointing to Taiitsu-kun* SAND THROWING OLD HAG!!!
Taiitsu-kun: BAKA! Anyway, why are you all still here and not outside having fun?
Miaka: becau..
Taiitsu-kun: SHUDDUP!! *starts teleporting everyone*

Everyone arrives at World Trade Center

Everyone: Where's Tasuki?
Tasuki: *waving from the top of one of the Twin Towers* HELPPPPPP!!!!! I CAN'T SWIM!! DON'T MAKE ME JUMP!!!
Chichiri: DON'T WORRY, NO DA!! NAKAGO WILL GET YOU DOWN, NO DA!
Nakago: WILL NOT!

Taiitsu-kun says some kind of chanting and PUFF! Tasuki falls and lands on the ground.

Tasuki: Seriously, old hag, do you have something against me?
Taiitsu-kun: *tugging on Tasuki's nose* No..no I don't have anything against you...
Miaka: Yui-chan, where are we?
Yui: *pulls a chart down from who-knows-where and prepares a mini-lesson for Miaka* Baka, we are in New York City, also known as the BIG APPLE...
Miaka: Big Apple? YUMMY!! *Miaka runs toward a bench and proceeds to chew on it.
Yui: Miaka! Get back over here! I am not done!
Nuriko and Hotohori: LET'S GO SHOPPING!!
Soi: OK!

Everyone stares at Soi.

Tasuki: Since when did you, pretty babe, come too?
Soi: I AM A MAIN CHARACTER TOO! Well, sorta...
Koji: Who cares, Genrou! Let's go look for Tasuki bedsheets!
Tasuki: I'm with ya!
Taiitsu-kun: MATTE! Everyone split up into groups! Koji, you being with Tasuki can be major trouble, you follow me. Hotohori, Nuriko, Tasuki, you guys go together. Miaka...*Taiitsu-kun spends the next half hour splitting people up.*
Miaka: Taiitsu-kun, can you please do something about Tamahome's cruelty and change him back to norimal?
Taiitsu-kun: Hmm..never did know Tamahome was normal, but I'll change him back to what he used to be.

Nyan Nyan suddenly pops up

Nyan Nyan: Taiitsu-kun! Hi, minna-san!!! *she turns Tamahome back to his usual self*
Taiitsu-kun: *sigh: YOU SHOULD REALLY LEAVE THE COOL PARTS TO ME! Ok, now everyone can go where ever they want!

At the Gap store...

Nuriko: Hotohori-sama, doesn't this look nice if it were black?
Tasuki: Hmm.. it look's as if it will suck up your neck once you wear it. DON'T WORRY! LEKKA SHIEN!!!!
Salesperson: OMIGOD!! What are you doing? That was the latest trends of turtlenecks! SECURITY SECURITY! COME QUICK!
Hotohori: takes out a bag of gold coins *AHEM*
Salesperson: eheh..please take your time and look at our clothes. They will look very nice on you, Ms.
Hotohori: For your information, I am a man.
Salesperson: OHOHOHOHO!! *sweatdrops* yes...you are quite masculine indeed...and this *pointing to Nuriko* nice, pretty young lady must be your wife?
Nuriko: HOLD ON! A little correction...Pretty, yes..Woman, no..
Salesperson: Now I am getting confused..*looks at Tasuki* You are a man..no, you are wearing earings..a woman? Can't possibly be..you have fangs, so unlady like...
Tasuki: *burning with fury* What are you trying to say? What's wrong with my fangs, ya damned bitch!
Salesperson: Well, who's the bitch, you damn crossdresser!
Nuriko: *trying on a nightgown* HEY! WATCH WHO YOU TALKING TO!
Salesperson: *sigh* I see no point in fighting you, fangboy. All of you out of my store! And purple-hair Ms..Mr..whatever, that means you too!
Hotohori: Hmph...we will not go out just because you say so!
Nuriko: *suddenly in a cheerleading outfit* YAY! HOTOHORI!! H-O-T-O-H-O-R-I Hotohori!! YAY YAY!!
Hotohori: That's Hotohori-sama
Tasuki: Hey, Nuriko...you think you have that outfit in black?
Salesperson: SECURITY! GET THESE REVOLTING MEN OUT OF MY STORE!

Security guards suddenely were racing towards the 4 people.

Head Security guard: I am sorry...*looking at Hotohori and Nuriko*...*trying to look charming* Hey, ladies...How about Saturday night?
Nuriko: I am not that CHEAP! *KABOOM, Nuriko knocks out the security guard and the other guards were running out of the store wimpering.

Hotohori, Nuriko, and Tasuki leaves and walks down the hall into the Warner Brothers Shop...not far down, you'll see Miaka with her group inside Pizza Hut.

Chichiri: Gee...why must I stick with the one that will eat up all our money, no da?!
Tama: Meow...
Tamahome: *picking up a pepperoni* WAA!!! This can sell for big bucks!
Chichiri: I see we are going to make back all the money Miaka is eating off ne, Tamahome-kun.
Tamahome: *using the calculator* eh?
Chichiri: Forget it, no da!
Miaka: *giving an anchovy to Tama* Tamahome, Chichiri! Let's go look for Hotohori!
Chichiri: *finally out of his boredom* OK!!

Miaka, Tamahome, and Chichiri heads out of Pizza Hut.
Chichiri: Miaka-chan, how are we going to find Nuriko and the others in this big and crowded place?
Miaka: no problem! HOTOHORI! NURIKO! TASUKI! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!

a distant voices responds..

Hotohori/Nuriko: MIAKA! WE ARE IN THE BUGS BUNNY STORE!!
Tasuki: WHY BUGS BUNNY? TAZ TAZ TAZ!!! COME TO THE FUCKING TAZ STORE!
Tamahome: Ok, minna! We are going to the FUCKING TAZ STORE!!

After 10 minutes, Chichiri, Miaka, both Tamas both entered the Warner Bros. Store.

Nuriko: Hey, Miaka, what took you people so long?
Miaka: GOMEN! Tamahome didn't know the difference between Taz and Mickey, so we ended up in the Disney store.
Tamahome: hehe..they both looked pretty damn wierd to me.

"WE'RE THE ANIMANIACS..." Tasuki and the others stared at the big screen T.V. with sweatdrops in the back of their heads.
Tasuki: DAMN!! MICKEY PEOPLE!!! SHUT OFF THE DAMNED THING!! AHHH!! LEKKA SHIEN!!!
Tamahome: *Burned* Tasuki...please aim where you shootin at.
Nuriko: *pointing at Elmer Fudd* Ne..Miaka, who's this character?
Miaka: Elmer Fudd. He hunts Bugs Bunny down.
Tasuki: BWAHAHA!! YEH!! YEH!! KILL BUGS BUNNY! I MUST GET A ELMER FUDD!!
Chichiri: eh...*pointing at Yosemite Sam* cute little fella, no da!
Hotohori: WHO'S CUTE? That thing is nothing compared to me!
Chichiri: Hotohori-sama..it's only a cartoon character..
Hotohori: SO ARE WE!! I still think I am cuter.
Tamahome: Can we leave now? That green guy is staring at me funny...
Miaka: Tamahome, that's Marvin, the martian! He looks gay, doesn't he? hehe!!
Tamahome: Can we still leave, please?
Tasuki: *holding a few Taz and Elmer Fudd figurines* Ne..Hotohori-sama..my birthday is coming up..*stares at Hotohori with pleading eyes*
Hotohori: *doesn't get the picture* umm...ok.
Tasuki: Nuriko...Chichiri...Tamahome..FORK OVER THE DAMN MONEY!
Nuriko/Chichiri/Tamahome: SHUDDUP TASUKI! *drags Tasuki out Warner Bros.


inside a cosmetics shop

Mitsukake: eh...Tomo, hehe... I think you have enough make-up on..
Tomo: *glaring at Mitsukake* Gee, for your information, I don't have any blush in the shade of pink.
Miboshi: Hm...I think blue suits you better..
Tomo: kakakakaka..I suppose you are right.
Mitsukake: Can we go to the herbal shop later?
Miboshi/Tomo: *mockingly smiles* what do you think, buster?
Mitsukake: I guess not...
Ashitare: #$%!@&*#@$%$!#@$@##...(I use to look good in make-up too since I looked like a girl).
Hotohori and Nakago suddenly appears and starts to whip Ashitare. Before you know it, they were off, back in their positions, playing their roles.


Suboshi: Yui-sama, I think you look very good in this coat! Shall we buy it?
Yui: *completely ignoring Suboshi* Nakago!! What do you think?
Nakago: Yui-sama...whatever pleases you..we have a credit card from Watase Yuu..shows which side the author likes better doesn't it?
Soi: *green with envy* Nakago-sama, how do I look in this fur?
Yui: Nakago! Like these shoes?
Soi: Nakago-sama, Look at this lovely hat!!
Yui: Look Nakago!!!
Soi: Nakago-sama!
Suboshi: *totally pissed* Nakago's hair is messed up!
Nakago: Damn, I need a comb! *turns to a saleswoman, hands glowing with a blue light* I demand you to take me to the bathroom!
Suboshi: *talking under his breath* I didn't mean it literally.
Yui/Soi: Nakago! Don't go!!!
Yui: Soi, stay out of this!
Soi: Nakago-sama is MINE!! HANDS OFF!!
Yui: NAKAGO IS MINE!!!
Suboshi: Yui-sama..I can be yours if you want...
Yui: *eyeing Suboshi from his toe and up* Suboshi, you're not good enough.
Amiboshi: Suboshi, come over to onnichan..
Suboshi: *walking towards his older twin* yes, brother...?
Amiboshi: Try getting Miaka, she's a lot better than Yui.
Suboshi: but...I thought you were going after her..
Amiboshi: I was..until I saw what Miaka cooks...
Suboshi: You're just trying to get rid of her, aren't you?
Amiboshi: OF COURSE NOT!


Chiriko: Taiitsu-kun, What are we doing in the exercising equipment shop?
Taiitsu-kun: *trying out a Nordic Track* I must find a way to make me look younger. Study shows that exercising helps.
Nyan Nyan: Hm...I don't think exercising will be enough for you though...
Taiitsu-kun: Chiriko, this is fun! Why don't you try one of these machines?!
Chiriko: Taiitsu-kun , thank you, but I can't affor to lose any of my valuable brain cells.
Taiitsu-kun: Where you get that from?
Chiriko: Experts say exercising can decrease the amount of brain cells in your brain.
Taiitsu-kun: That crap doesn't mean anything..Those experts , if you call them experts, can lie about anything to make some money..
Chiriko: I guess you could be right. Ok, I will try.
Taiitsu-kun: Ok, get on the machine that is next to mine.
Chiriko: Hai!

After 2 hours of body toning exercising
Chiriko: *pant pant* *Bang*
Nyan Nyan: Taiitsu-kun! Chiriko fainted!
Taiitsu-kun: *smacking Chiriko* CHIRIKO! CHIRIKO!! WAKE UP!!! GET UP!!
Chiriko: *opens his eyes* Where am I? My head is pounding..
Nyan Nyan: uh oh...Chiriko, what does one plus one equal to?
Chiriko: one...plus...what is one?
Taiitsu-kun: Oh crap, I could be wrong about the expert thing..


Tasuki, Nuriko, and the others were lounging around in a nearby manga store.

Chichiri:*sigh* any familiar comics in here?
Tasuki: *picking up a copy of SHI JI TEN CHI SHO, flipped to a page where he comes out* Hmm...*pointing to the Tasuki inside the manga* Who's this fine, handsome looking , young, champ?
Hotohori: *looking at his picture in the manga* I think I look better in person.
Tamahome: *looking into the same manga* Nakago looks like a horse's ass.
Nuriko: *sigh* no one can compare to me...
Tasuki: Hey look! The obake-chan part!!! *pointing to Tamahome* OBAKE OBAKE OBAKE!!! HAHAHA! *looking at Tamahome* Obake-chan, why is your forehead glowing like that and why do you have that flying hair hairdo?
Tamahome: Obake-chan, huh? *smirking*
Tasuki: *looking at Tamahome's evil smirk* Tamahome, please, you must understand I am straight..no need with that dirty look..cuz I will not tu...*POW!*
Tamahome: *his hand suddenly hurting after punching Tasuki's face.* Damn, your head is hard!
Tasuki: Obake, you just punched my handy tessen! HAHAHA!!!
Miaka: Tamahome, just ignore Tasuki!
Tasuki: YEAH!! IGNORE ME, OBAKE!!
Tamahome: I am doing this for Miaka, not for you.
Tasuki: ok, obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake.
Chichiri: *sigh* Anymore Watase Yuu comics here?
Tasuki: obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake.
Tamahome: *getting pissed and ignoring Tasuki the best he could* Eh...Nuriko, I heard there were really good Japanese restaurants here?
Tasuki: Obake, I know you hear me!! obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake.
Nuriko: Tasuki, this repeating of obake is getting old.
Tasuki: Fine, heterosexually challenged...*starts singing something with the only lyrics of obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake obake.
Chichiri: Tasuki, you wouldn't want to be beaten to pulp again, no da! Quit it before it gets dangerous, no da!
Tasuki: Shuddap, monk!
Nuriko: *reading a copy of Yu Yu Hakusho* FANG BOY!!! Some kind of fire demon is in this manga...I think this was a very popular series before we came out!
Tasuki: Fire demon, heh? I'll show which fire is more superior! LEKKA SHIEN!!!!!
Nuriko: BAKA YARO! YOU BURNED THE DAMN COMIC! THAT RED-HEADED GUY WAS GOING TO BEAT SOMEONE UP!! DAMN YOU!!
Hotohori: What red headed guy? Is he kawai like me?
Nuriko: I dunno, but he was wearing pink...good taste like me! HOHOHO!!
Miaka: Nuriko, pink isn't exactly...all that...manly..
Nuriko: Duh, why you think I wear it then???
Miaka: Why did I have to ask?
Tamahome: Chichiri, look, another red-headed bishounen...
Chichiri: You sure it's a bishounen?? It looks like a girl with a scar on her face to me, no da.
Tamahome: You don't understand, *pointing at Kenshin's chest*
Chichiri: Now I see everything, no da.
Tasuki: *looking at a Kenshin comic* WAAA!!!! *pointing at Kenshin* A DAMN GORGEOUS BABE!!! IT HAS A SCAR LIKE KOJI!!
Tamahome: Tasuki is gay!! Tasuki is gay!!
Tasuki: No i am not!
Tamahome: I see no point in ruining your fun..HAHAHAHA!!!
Miaka: Tasuki, aren't you sure *pointing to Koaru* this nice lady is better?
Tasuki: Eh?! It was a girl? Damn, I thought it was a guy dressed in a kimono that really kicks ass...
Miaka: um.....
Tasuki: *flips some pages* what the...*mouth drops open displaying his ever glowing fangs* W-why is Kenshin hugging her like that I mean, Kenshin is a girl, right?

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