Top Ten Lists From Halloween Dressed As Ash Catchem, And Team Rocket.




* From personal experience. After spending weeks on a Halloween costume getting it to look perfect, to find in your small town you are the ONLY ones who watch the damned show!


Top Ten Things You don't wanna hear when dressed as Ash Catchem for Halloween


10) Who are you supposed to be?

9) Couldn't afford a decent costume this year eh?

8) So are you escorting your little sister Trick-or-treating?

6) Why do you have little eye balls connected to your belt?

7) Oh Pokemon, like that SailorMoon stuff!

6) I've never heard of that show.

5) Oh My God.

4) Who is Ash Catchem?

3) What is a Pokemon?

2) What the hell is that?

1) Are you even dressed up?


Top Ten Things You don't wanna hear when dressed as James from Pokemon for Halloween


10) *Referring to your perfect model of Koffing* Is that a head?

9) Why is your hair purple?

8) Who are you supposed to be?

7) Oh cute a male cheerleader!

8) What does that big 'R' stand for?

7) What the hell?

6) *Talking to a small child* Honey stay away from the scary man..

5) Oh My God

4) *Referring to Koffing* What /IS/ that then?

3) You look nothing like him.

2) You look weird..

1) Who the hell is James?




Top Ten Things You don't wanna hear when dressed as Jesse from Pokemon for Halloween


10) *Refering to your operable pokeball with lights inside* Is that someone's eye ball? (And is that An eye)

9) Pokemon oh that show that gave children caesuras!

8) Why is your hair bright magenta?

7) Oh how cute a Female cheerleader!

6) Where is the rest of Your 'R'?

5) Oh my god..

4) Aren't you cold in that?

3) I've never heard of that show.

2) I won't even try to guess.

1) What is Team Rocket?





Top Ten things you wish you heard dressed up as Ash Catchem for Halloween


10) OH WOW you're Ash Catchem!

9) Where's Misty?

8) Where’s Brock?

7) Oh neat miniature pokeballs

6) Where's Pikachu?

5) You look just like Ash Catchem!

4) I LOVE That show!

3) Ash is my favorite Character too!

2) You have an offical Pokemon hat!

1) I liked Charmander in the unevolved stage better...




Top Ten things you wish you heard dressed up as James from Pokemon for Halloween


10) Oh wow you're James!

9) That looks just like Koffing!

8) You even made a GOLD pokeball how neat!!

7) Where's Mewoth?

6) Who is your boss anyway?

5) Isn't Jesse a Hottie?

4) Stop trying to steal Pikachu!

3) Go TEAM ROCKET!

2) I love James from that show!

1) What a great costume!




Top Ten things you wish you heard dressed up as Jesse from Pokemon for Halloween


10) Where's Ekins?

9) Oh how detailed that Pokeball is.. look it even lights up!

8) Wow you sound just like her!

7) Can you also make flames come out of your mouth?

6) You memorised the motto too?!

5) Where is Mewoth?

4) Personally I like you better than James!

3) Team Rocket.. you blasting off again eh?

2) Didn't you like Ekins better than it's evolved form?

1) You look JUST like her great job!





The ten things you learn dressed as Ash Catchem for Halloween


10) No one but four freaks in Sonoma County Californa watch the show, three of which actually dressed up.

9) It is impossiable to find a damned stuffed Pikachu when you need one.

8) James might have an alternate life style.

7) You can get really lost looking for Vermillion City you know..

6) Those damned gloves are annoying..

5) NEVER let James help you with your costume, or near a pair of scissors for that matter

4) No one appreciates your Pokeball has a little lighting mark above it, and the excuse Pikachu is hurt and you need to find a Poke-center

3) The disappointment of Jesse and James not permitting you to throw out a Pokeball at little kids..

2) Those tennies are much more comfoprtable than those boots Team Rocket is wearing.

1) NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO THE LOCAL MALL WITH TEAM ROCKET




The ten things you learn dressed as James from Pokemon for Halloween


10) You are the warmest S.O.B. out of the whole cast MWAHAHAHAHA

9) Find boots without holes in the bottom of them

8) Parents are scared of people with bright purple hair on Halloween

7) No matter HOW accurate your costumes are no one will know WHAT you are.

6) Regardless that you spent DAYS making a Koffing, no one but you will appreciate it.

5) THANK HEAVEN That you didn't get duped into wearing that short skirt.

4) Your parents who generally think you are nuts, have now put a restraining order on you.

3) Your little sister always snickers at you when you are in your Team Rocket outfit

2) You really need a Pokeball to carry around Koffing, he is rather akward when getting candy.

1) When you need a smoke, you can just explain that it's Koffing’s real Smoke Screen Attack!




The ten things you learn dressed as Jesse from Pokemon for Halloween


10) Those boots are painful.

9) James, the male, must have designed those outfits.

8) NO WAY are you carrying around an 18 foot snake.

7) That motto is actually really catchy.

6) Kids can be cruel.

5) Your hair can not stick out and point without MASSIVE gel, hairspray, mousse, spritz, and three people holding it up while you blow-dry it.

4) The hair spray color in the can is never what it is advertised as.

3) You can spend days making an operable pokeball, end up buying a Star Wars DeathStar, give Darth Vader to Ash, and get a little flashing light, paint it and get it all perfect, and nine out of ten people think it's an eyeball.

2) Jesse Freezes her Team Rocket Tush off.

1) There is a new respect for Mini-skirts, tall boots, and halter-tops.




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