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Time to do the nasty thing:
This page is kept on the web by Geocities, and no, I will not use that cursed animated gif. If they want to have a web-page, the link is fine, so shut up. (Censors, stop calling my house.)
DONE!
Okay... here's the deal. I watch Pizza-Cats a lot. So it's no surprise when I find that there are a lot of little glitches all over the series. I don't care. Then I notice a big one. For most of the series, we had the one Polly Ester, and she was fine. (She did it for me. I admit it.) Then I reviewed No Talent Guido, the only episode depicting Polly in her underwear. (The tape's worn out now.) As I watched, I had a small idea. "This Polly looks different." So began Mission: Polly Comparison. I put it up to you. You decide if I'm right, or if I'm just seeing things.
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<-- Our regular Polly.
The Comparison --> |
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Here, the Polly we watch daily,
or Weekly, dependant on how your TV shows them. Her facials, (Circled in Red) are softer. A little more feline. Her eye, also circled in red, is rounder than the comparison. Her figure, Boxed in Green, is less exposed. You don't get to see much of this one, except for various 3-second shots. |
It's painfully obvious,
to me at least, that these two sexy felines are different. Maybe you have a different opinion? Write me. |
This Polly, which freaked
Laugh out, is obviously different. The facials are sharper, creating an odd look which is still sexy. Her eyes are more triangular, and her figure (Boxed in green, and that was hard to do!) is more defined. This is the kind of shot I like. (Yes, I am dating, so shut up.) |