Pizza Cats X
Episode 4: AJ & Francine Lotus
Plot:
   ACiDFiSh finally works up the nerve to propose to Francine. Francine
accepts, and the two set a wedding date exactly 72 hours away from the proposal.
Melanie hears of the wedding, and decides that now would be a perfect time to
deal with ACiDFiSh as she should have. Will Melanie succeed in ruining the
wedding? Will Francine respond with much fervor? Will the cake be chocolate
or lemon? Find out next time, on the Pizza Cats X!



Narrator: We begin our episode on Gygaten Falls, where AJ and Francine are
currently sitting, staring into each-other's eyes. AJ, however, has a lot on
his mind.

AJ: BE QUIET, NARRATOR!

Narrator: Alright, alright, geez, AJ, don't go postal or anything.

AJ: Better.

Francine: You don't seem all here today, AJ.. is there something you want to
talk about?

*AJ reaches down to his pocket, and gets a small black box.*

AJ: Well, something has been turning itself over in my mind..... and I think
now I need to drag it out into the open.

*AJ stands up, brings the black box into view, opens it, and kneels in front
of Francine.*

Fran: Wha....

AJ: Fran.. ever since I showed up here in Little Tokyo, I knew that I would
be here a lot longer than I thought. Ever since I saw you, I knew I would
love no other for the rest of my life. I know it's only been a few weeks since
we met, but I feel like I've known you my entire life.

*AJ shows Fran the contents of the box, which is a pure-diamondband ring. In
gold, the words AJ & Francine are embossed.*

AJ: Francine, will you marry me?

Francine: Oh... my... god....

*Francine faints, and AJ jumps over to her.*

AJ: Fran, are you alright?

Fran:  Yes...

AJ: Francine, I must know, will you marry me?

Fran:  Yes, AJ, I will marry you.

*AJ smiles wide, and hugs Francine. Francine gives AJ a deep kiss.*

Fran:  When should we get married, AJ?

AJ: I want to be married as soon as possible, Francine.. I love you too much
to hold it off for very long. How about in exactly 72 hours?

Fran: Sounds perfect, AJ.

*Fran and AJ start kissing again*

AJ:  Are you still here, Narrator?

Narrator: Umm, yeah....

AJ: Go away... go see what Speedy's up to.

Narrator: Can't... don't know where he is.

AJ:  Read the script, man... it'll tell you where he
is!

Narrator: Okay, but how will you know what to say?

AJ: I memorized my lines, dude. Now LEAVE us ALONE!!!

Narrator: Okay...

*AJ kisses Francine again*



Narrator: Meanwhile, back at the emporium, Speedy and Guido were playing
chess?!?! Geez.. I don't want to watch this.. somebody has to be doing
something exciting.

Speedy: Well, Why not have the Producer fastforward to tomorrow morning? That
way, AJ and Fran will be back here, and exciting things will be happening.

Guido: And we could finish our game, Polly could finish her bath, and we'd all
be ready to act.

(Note: Most of us would like to bathe with Polly. I understand this. I can't
write it, though. I'd get in trouble. Geocities has enslaved me.)

Narrator: That's not a bad idea... where did you get it from?

Speedy: Script... you're supposed to skip ahead anyway, so we just told you
to.

Narrator: Alright....

*Scenecut to mid-morning at the Emporium's backroom, where Francine and Polly
chat about recent events over lunch, sake in Polly's cup, and SURGE in
Francine's.*

Narrator: We rejoin normal time, as Francine and Polly talk over lunch.

Fran: SHUT UP, NARRATOR!

Narrator: Alright.. geez, leave me alone, will ya?

Fran: Thank you.

Narrator: You're welcome.

Polly: Where were you and AJ last night? You didn't come home?

Fran: Aj and I were getting engaged.

Polly: He PROPOSED? Already?

Fran: Yup... we're gonna get married in... *Fran checks her watch* 68 hours.

Polly: 68 hours?!? Isn't that a little fast for you, Fran?

Fran: Not really... neither of us can keep apart for very long, so we might
as well get married.

Polly: Oohhhhh.. you two are so romantic... it's a shame Speedy can't pick up
on that.

Fran: I know.. you two should take a night off one of these days.

Polly: Yeah... OOPS, Lunch is over, and we have things to do.

Fran: Yeah... let's go, Polly.



Narrator: And we go to the Tuxedo Masters, where AJ is getting a tuxedo made
for him......

AJ: Geez, people can see that, Narrator... read something that nobody *KNOWS*,
will you, dude?

Narrator: Well, do this scene and I will.

AJ: Alright, Speedy, your line is, "Wow, AJ, this tux must be costing you a
fortune!"

Speedy: Oh, okay...  Wow, AJ, this tux must be costing you a
fortune!

AJ: It is, but, oh well... it's alright.. this minor expense will lead me to
my happiest moments.

Guido: *whispers to Speedy* How he can be happy with Francine, I'll never
know.

AJ: What was that, Guido?

Guido: Oh, umm, nothing.

AJ: Alright then...

Speedy: *whispers to Guido* Leave Francine alone.. she looks better than
Lucille anyday.

Guido: Oh, man, you are goin down for that one!



Lucille: Hi, fell... WHAT'S GOING ON?!?

AJ: Don't mind the children.. they always fight like this.

Guido:  CHILDREN! I'LL SHOW YOU CHILDREN!



Lucille: CALM DOWN, GUYS! I mean it, CALM DOWN!



Lucille: I TOLD YOU TO CALM DOWN! NOW I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!!!

AJ:  Uhoh.... this doesn't sound good.

Speedy:  It's not.... prepare for extreme pain.



AJ: Does she do that often?

Guido: Yeah... but it's alright.. she only wears her missiles in public.

Lucille: I'm sorry I overreacted, Guido.....

AJ: S'Alright, Guido?

Guido: S'Alright, AJ.



Narrator: Little did our heroes and thier explosive friend know, they were
being watched by a certain rat with a bug up her..

Melanie: SHUT UP, NARRATOR!

Narrator: You people irritate me.. I'm not talking for the rest of the
episode.

Melanie: Fine with me!

Arthur: Cheese, who are you talking to?

Melanie: Nobody... how is the mecha-suit coming?

Arthur: It's finished... but what do you plan to do with it?

Melanie: Simple... AJ and Fran seem to be having a good time getting married. I'm going to ruin it for him.

Arthur:  I don't like this... not at all.

Melanie: What was that?

Arthur: Oh, nothing... just remembering I have to go buy some Geritol.

Melanie: Alright then.



Narrator: I'm not going to talk.... I'm not going to say that Polly and
Lucille are waiting to see Francine in her wedding dress... nope, not gonna
say it.

Lucille: Good for you, Narrator.

Polly: Yeah... you sure didn't tell us!



Polly: How did you afford that dress?

Francine: AJ helped me... he had some gold he sold off to pay for most of
the wedding.

Polly: Francine, you seem to be the luckiest girl on earth.

Fran: Polly, you really don't know how true that is.

(Be quiet.. I'm being self gratuitious!)

Lucille: I'm so happy for you two, Fran.



Lucille: You two are so silly. I'm not wearing my missiles!!



Francine: I'm just so glad that AJ and I are going to be wed....



Narrator: Not talking still.

AJ: Do we care, Narrator?

Narrator: Yes.

AJ: Whatever.

Speedy: So, AJ, what exactly did you want to talk to us about?

AJ: Well.. I'm confused a little.. You see, I haven't chosen a best man...
and I couldn't decide which one of you I should choose. So, I decided to go
with both of you.

Guido: 2 best men? Isn't that a little loony, AJ?

AJ: Yeah, but, I can't choose one of you over the other.. you both have been
cool to me lately, so I gotta choose both of you.

Speedy: Doesn't sound too bad......

Guido: Actually, it sounds kinda fun!



Melanie: So we meet again, AJ... you're coming with me!

AJ: Not if I can help it, Melanie!



Speedy: You ain't gonna ruin this guy's fun if I can help it!

Guido: Yeah.. you seem to have a knack for not following the script!



Speedy: Oh man.. Francine is going to be tweaked.

Guido: Not *AS* tweaked... I stuck a transmitter on her mechasuit... we'll
have a lead on where AJ is.

Speedy: COOL! Let's go back and tell Francine.



Francine: Damn that little twit Melanie... she'll pay for interfering with my
marriage to AJ. She'll suffer, I TELL YOU, she'll SUFFER!



Francine: And I do mean she'll *SUFFER!*



Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen... Francine is anrgy as can be. Her marriage
has been messed with, she's wearing her body armour, and she looks like she
could drink carbonic acid without blinking twice. I suggest you get behind
the white line and keep your jokes to yourself until Francine is out of range.



Narrator: Can I talk again? I'm real sorry I was harassing you guys!

Melanie: Alright.. intro them to this scene... but don't be obvious, please?

Narrator: Agreed. And we join AJ as he is currently about to be tortured by
Melanie.

Melanie: I'm not gonna torture him! I'm just ruining his wedding!

AJ: What do you want, Melanie?

Melanie: Just to ruin your wedding... I'm just gonna keep you here for a few
days....

AJ: Why? Why do this?

Arthur:  This is bad... she's truly psychotic.



Fran: I'm here, AJ!

AJ: Umm... I'm glad to see you....

Fran: Be glad later... where's Melanie?

AJ: Right there.



Melanie: So, come to save your babydoll, Francine? Well, tough luck.. you'll
die before he leaves here with you!

Fran: Don't be so sure!

Melanie: Oh, wait... darn it, the script says you have to fight some Ninja
Crows.... they get mad if they don't make an appearance.



Fran: Geez... this is stupid, Melanie....



Fran: Geez... don't have any high-quality ones?

Melanie: They don't get an appearance this episode.

Fran: Oh, great.. this is gonna be boring.

Melanie: Not really....



Fran: Oh no.. I'm going to be soaked to the bone with stupid SELTZER WATER!

Melanie: Actually, this is carbonic acid, but, other than that, you're right.



Fran: Didn't you read the script?

Melanie: Yeah, but that was supposed to be a figure of speech!

Fran: It clearly said "NOT A FIGURE OF SPEECH!" below that line, Melanie.

Melanie: I thought it was a joke!

Fran: Well, too late.

Melanie: Well, I've got another weapon up my sleeves.



Melanie: Party on, Francine!

Fran: YOU AREN'T READING THE SCRIPT!!!!



Fran: Didn't you read that line? It said "Keep the jokes to yourself until I
am out of range!" Read the script next time!

Melanie: Darn... foiled by the script.

Narrator: Nyah-Nyah-Nya-Nyah-Nyah! PBBT!

Melanie: SHUT UP!

Fran: You tried to screw up my marriage! You didn't read the script! YOU
DIDN'T EVEN TELL A GOOD JOKE! You've just tweaked me off!



Melanie: Ouchie.. what happened, Arthur?

Arthur: You got defeated.

Melanie: I'm just so tired... hold me, Arthur.



Melanie: You hit my explode button.. don't do that.

Arthur: Dually noted.



Francine: Here I come!



Pastor: Do you, AJ Lotus, take Francine Leguizamo as your lawfully wedded wife,
til death do you part?

AJ: I do.

Pastor: And do you, Francine Leguizamo, take AJ Lotus as your lawfully wedded
husband, til death do you part?

Fran: I do.

Pastor: I pronounce you husband and wife. You can kiss the bride.

AJ: With pleasure, Father.



Lucille: Oh, all this romance.. it makes me want to cry!



Speedy: LUCILLE!

Lucille: Forgot I had those on! Oops!



Narrator: And we leave this episode, with AJ and Fran, two lovers, finally
married, Melanie defeated once again, and everybody else blown up. And to you,
the viewer, I bid you a good night.



Well, that was long....... Anyhow, Hi, this is ACiDFiSh speaking, finally...
Anyhow, I got things I want to talk about. First off... I need to have a
picture of ACiDFiSh drawn for me so I can release the character page for
Pizza Cats X... BTW, if anybody has time, draw Arthur Itis, please?

ACiDFiSh's Bio:
Name: AJ "ACiDFiSh" Lotus
Age: 8 Umbran Cycles, 16 Earth Years
Height: 6'2
Weight: 200
Hair: Purple, upswept, akin to Goku's hair in Dragonball Z.
Build: Muscular, yet still lean.
Common Dress Code: Usually found wearing black shorts or baggy black jeans,
black tank-tops or black silk dress-shirts, and a pair of ray-bans, which
cover both of his eyes completely. He also wears piercings in his ear.
Eye-Color: One blue, one Infrared.
I don't mind how you draw him dressed, but, keep in mind, this *IS* keeping a
PG rating, so, avoid any anatomical correctness below the waist, please?

Arthur is pretty much another Jerry Atric... make any changes you want to.

>->-D This is an ACiDFlash Production. Any violations of that trust will
result me spaking the violator and taking his/her birthday away for a week.

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