Pizza Cats X
Episode 5: Flash from the Past
Plot: After a few technological bumbles by Melanie Cheese, she accidentally creates a portal, bringing Seymour back to Little Tokyo. The portal also brings one of the first Pizza Cats, Flash Harper, Francine's father-in-law's brother's cousin. The two immediately recognize eachother, and, on a whim, Flash offers to allow AJ and Fran to take thier honeymoon while he operates the cannon. Can the Cats handle BOTH robots trashing the city without thier newfound Umbran partner? Will Melanie and Seymour rule together, despite thier differences? (Shot of Melanie and Seymour beating each-other up.) Am I, The Narrator, really here? All these questions will be answered on the next Samurai Pizza Cats X!
(The Theme song for PCX.. Anybody willing to patch one together for lil old me? E-mail your submissions to me.)
(Startscene: Palace, Melanie's Room, yelling at Arthur for some mistake or another.)
Melanie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T MAKE THE TRANSPORTER?!?
Arthur: (Abacus-Calculator in hand.) Well, in order to transport someone, we'd have to get them going exactly three times the speed of light, and, since it's impossible to go faster than light speed, we can't teleport anybody anywhere.
Melanie: BUT THE CATS DID IT WHEN SEYMOUR WAS HERE!
Arthur: It's thier cartoon, Cheese, they obviously get the advantage! Besides, the writers like them better than they do us!
Melanie: *sigh* I guess you're right. Well.. what should we do with it, then?
Arthur: Disassemble it, probably.
*Melanie kicks it hard, and it turns on, opening a vortex.*
Melanie: What did I do?
Arthur: Apparently when you kicked it, you knocked something into gear and successfully created a vortex.
*A raft flies out of the vortex, and lands on top of Melanie and Arthur.*
Melanie: Alright, who flew a raft through my machine! I'll kill em!
*Seymour stands up, dazed.*
Melanie: SEYMOUR!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
Seymour: I don't know... what *AM* I doing here?
Melanie: I thought you were dead!
Seymour: Oh, me, dead? *HAH* What a joke, Melanie... We left to avoid being killed.
*Jerry and Arthur look at eachother, and start circling each-other, trying to figure this out.*
Jerry: Who are you to be borrowing my appearance?
Arthur: ME? You're the copycat!
Seymour: Jerry, calm down.. these are obviously our replacements.
Jerry: You're right.
Melanie: Now we have to let the Cats get some screen time before we cause a little trouble in Little Tokyo, Seymour...
Seymour: Good.. then you can see the robot we designed. NARRATOR!!!
Narrator: *snore*.. HUH WHAT?!?
Seymour: Do your job, go to the next scene, at the Cats headquarters.
Narrator: You have one more line...
Seymour: Do I have to say it?
Narrator: Yes.. or you won't get paid.
Seymour: *sigh* Fine.... *clears throat, then speaks with a sarcastic tone.* If we combine forces, We can RULE Little Tokyo! *fake laughing*
Narrator: That's better.
(Changescene: The Pizza Shop, newly rebuilt. Aj and Fran sit at a table, just talking.)
AJ: Well.. Fran... While it isn't really a honeymoon, it's all I can promise ya...
Fran: I know, I know... but we're needed here.... I'm sure we can get some time off later on.
*AJ gives Fran a deep kiss*
AJ: I hope so.
*A vortex, similar to the one in Melanie's machine, appears in the middle of the shop, and a person that only Francine recognizes jumps through.*
Fran: FLASH?!
Flash: Francine?
*They both jump up and hug eachother. AJ looks worried.*
AJ: Who is that, love?
Fran: This is my father-in-law's brother's cousin, Flash.
Flash: And who is that, Fran?
Fran: Oh.. Flash, this is my husband, AJ.
*Flash and AJ shake hands*
Flash: You seem awful big to be from around here, AJ.
AJ: That's because I'm not from around here.. I'm an Umbran.
Flash: Interesting, tell me about this.
AJ: Well.. the Umbra is basically an...
*Speedy, Guido, and Polly run in, and jump Flash*
Fran: STOP THAT!! CUT IT OUT!!
*Francine starts throwing the Cats across the room.*
Fran: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
Guido: Fran! He just appeared... we figured he was one of Melanie's goons!
Fran: He's my father-in-law's brother's cousin! Not a goon from Melanie!
Speedy: Well, we're sorry, Francine.... we're just keeping alert!
Fran: Whatever... Flash.. these are... friends of mine.
Flash: Let's hope they don't jump all your relatives.
Fran: They're just jumpy.
Flash: So what are you two talkin about?
AJ: Honeymoons, or the lack of in this case.
Flash: Really, explain.
Fran: Well... it all started when...
*Fade to either the next scene or a commercial break*
Fran: And, well, we can't get away because nobody can operate the cannon for that long.
Flash: Well.. I'll do it.. Just show me the basics, and I'll learn as we go.
Fran: REALLY?!? *kisses Flash on the cheek* Thanks!!!
*AJ looks at Flash*
AJ: You're a good man, Flash.. you really are.
Flash: It's cool, bud... she's family, and that's all that matters.
*Back to Melanie and Seymour, looking at two large robots, armed to the teeth (and just a little bit past thier gums)*
Melanie: So... we've been taking the wrong approach using only one robot?
Seymour: That's right. If they can handle one robot, they should have plenty of difficulty with two.
Narrator: Umm, excuse me...
Seymour: Did you get more annoying or something when I was gone? What is it?
Narrator: What makes you think two robots will be harder for them than one?
Seymour: It took them the entire episode, excepting a few minutes at the end, to kill one.... and since the first To Be Continued episode is a long way from being thought of, it'll be difficult for them to deal with both of our robots.
Narrator: Actually, they'll just split up into teams and deal with each robot at the same time.
Seymour: SHUT UP! Of course they will! But we'll defeat them.
Narrator: Whatever... let's see what you've put together.
Melanie: See them? Two huge robots, thier bodies composed of weaponry.... it'll be good to the last shot.
Seymour: What, are you insane? Parodizing Maxwell House?!? They'll come in here and do mean things!
Melanie: Oh, is the baby Seymour afraid of the big bad Maxwell House?
*Two burly guys in suits immediately start pounding on Melanie*
Seymour: HEY! Cut that out! We don't have time or money to waste with this!
*Seymour jumps into the fight*
Narrator: Well... let's go back to the cats, shall we?
*The fight stops momentarily*
Melanie: Yes.... go away and let us finish this.
*It starts up again*
*Scenechange: The cats standing outside the shop. AJ and Fran step into a Stretch Limo*
Polly: (Crying a little) See ya, Frannie!
Speedy and Guido: (Laughing it up) Don't hurt yourself, AJ!
*Polly gets real pissed off at this point*
Polly: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CLEAN EPISODE, YOU PERVERTS!!!
*Polly boots both of them square in the butt and they go flying... they land on thier faces behind Polly after a few seconds. now she looks embarassed.*
Polly: Oops... a little too hard... teehee.
Speedy: We were just joking around, Polly.
Guido: You know, you have nice legs, Polly.
Polly: Really?
Guido: Yup.... nice chicken legs!
*Polly kicks him in the head.*
Polly: SHUT UP!
Speedy: (laughing) That's what ya get, Guido!
*Polly smacks Speedy, and picks him up and kisses him deeply. Flash comes running out, waving a paper in his hand*
Flash: Two robots! They've released two robots!
*Guido runs past Polly and into the shop. Polly and Speedy follow. Flash sits at the controls, and programs the cannon.*
Flash: (In the speaker) This is Flash Harper here, controlling the cannon for Francine while she's out of camera range! And I'm gonna cut it to the quick! Plug your ears, get low, and hope you don't get burned! WAHOO!!!!
*The cannon fires, a little more recklessly than usual, taking out some roofing.*
Polly: Well.. at least he aims better than Francine.
Flash: (On the comm system) Umm, guys... bad news.. I miscalculated.
Guido and Speedy: POLLY! What did ya say it for?
Polly: Sorry, guys, just an observation....
Guido: Just keep quiet until we land?
*They all run into one of the robots, knocking it's arms off. The cats land, get up, and draw thier weapons.*
Melanie: (Speaker on Robot 1) You aren't stopping us this time around, Cats!
Seymour: (Speaker on Robot 2) I may be unarmed, but I can still stomp you into the dirt!
*Polly jumps up, and starts clawing a hole in the robot 1's hull, while Guido burns the other one with his Umbrella.*
Speedy: HEY!! Let's do this right!
Polly and Guido: Fine.. okay, whatever.
*They both get down, and work on Seymour's robot, while Speedy takes Melanie's bot on. Melanie's robot tries to stomp on Speedy, but Speedy holds the foot up.... alas, his power-pack starts running low.*
Speedy: What the? Oh great! Polly, did you make sure the suits charged?
Polly: Not really...
*Polly and Guido are in the same predicament... all seems lost until a lone staff flies through the air, and hits Seymour's robot, knocking it back a little.*
AJ: Flash said you needed a little help.. here I am.
*Francine steps out of the shadows, in her "pretty" armour.*
Fran: So we came to help.
*Francine shoots at Melanie's robots, and takes the arms off. AJ joins Speedy, and Fran joins up with Polly and Guido.*
AJ: Ready, Speedy?
Speedy: Gotcha, AJ.
*Both AJ and Speedy do thier special attacks, AJ's, however, changes.... he twirls the staff, and spears it at Melanie.. Speedy's remains unchanged.. both hit the robot, and it is taken down. Polly and Guido do thier ginzu moves as Francine shoots off a huge ball of green fire... Seymour's robot collapses. They all strike the hero pose, as per the end of the battle.*
Speedy: Robots aren't made like the old days!
*Back at Melanie's room, she whines at seymour.*
Melanie: WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT THERE?!?
Seymour: I.. I..
Melanie: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!!!
*Seymour and Jerry look at eachother, and jump through the vortex, closing it.*
Melanie: Why did they run?
Arthur: Gee, I don't know...
*Over to the Emporium, everybody is drinking something, eating pizza, and laughing about everything in general.*
AJ: Well... it was a battle well fought.. cheers!
Everyone else: Cheers!
*everyone pulls squirtguns and they starts soaking eachother down.*
*The show fades out*
(Hiya.. AJ here..... The next episode, I'm hoping, will be kind of a parody of Pulp Fiction.... things are going to be interesting from here on out...)
--AJ_Lotus, formerly known as AcidFish.
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