23rd of March, 1998 - 3:15am:

It's late at night, I'm a little hungry. For some reason or another I want a hamburger. Been awhile since I had one. Last one I had was probably a couple months back - if memory servers (and beleive me most of the time it don't) I ate a Whopper; which has become standard BURGERees for me within the last decade. C'mon, now they're 99cents. I know that Wendy's or whatever make better burgers, but they just can't beat the price, and I've kinda outlawed the McBurgers.

Why?

Well, have you ever noticed that Big Macs taste foamy and runny? I know there are some of you out there that say that McD's is the greatest fastfood restaurant of all time. And I dare say that it is. Billions of customers served since it's beginning in the 50s and 60s. It's become a vast fastfood empire with restaurant all over the world. Hell, people line up for miles in the (former) Soviet Union, just to get a Big Mac and an order of fries!

Now out of those billions of McHappy customers, I wonder how many of them were really satisfied? 'Cause the Big Mac is their big deal sandwhich, and they taste foamy to me! Plus, they look nothing like they do in the commercials. They're about a 100th the size of how they look in those commercials! How can anyone possibly be satisfied with that little a$$ burger?! AND they taste foamy!

Hmm....then again, the last time I had a Big Mac was in the 80s when ecology and environmental safety hadn't been practiced. And McD's like any other fastfood restaurant was still serving their food with non-biodegradable styro-foam containers......

I think I'm gonna go cook me some ramen noodles.....

FIN