9th of April, 1998 - 3:03pm

Okay....so again I'm at McDonald's. And I'm lookin at the menu....of course I already know what I want, some McNuggets or a McChicken...cause y'know I hate McBurgers, cause the make me McVomit! And I browsed up and down the menu anyway, I came up to something called a "Double Quarter-Pounder" (with or without cheese of course).

And I'm thinkin......

What the F**K is a double quarter-pounder anyways? It's damn Half Pound!! Why the hell can't they call it a "Half-pounder?!!"

I mean, let's say you get some little kid, doin his math homework while he's eating a "double quarter-pounder" (with cheese even). And one of his homework questions is...."how much is .25 + .25, and decrease the answer to lowest terms." or somethin.

That kids gonna think, "uhhh..... .25 + .25 = .5, decreased to double .25!!!!!!!"

Goddamn....man, not only do McBurgers taste foamy, runny, and make you McvVomit.....but now their making our kids

"STUPID!!!"

Oh Lordie.....next thing you know, we're gonna see quadruple quarter-pounders....

FIN