7's Selected, Structurally Sound?, Surd Sites
Die 
These pages of gobbledygook were specifically designed to mess with spiders. This place, with its seemingly inexhaustible source of nonsense, proves that gibberish can be used as a weapon. The only problem with it is that it's all comp. generated, so there's no human touch. Believe it or not the loss is quite palpable, but it's still worth checking out.
Bullocks 
This is a little more of that homegrown, gooey, gray, groggy, gimpy, gravy-like goodness from your non-nefarious, neurotic, nancy-boy, Nestle-owned, negligent, neighborhood nobody, number 7. Meant for those with undemanding tastes, this link provides a pitiful, prematurely printed, poorly pared, partially plastic, permanently petty, practically praxis, probably plagiarized (putrid prevaricator!), pinheaded, pressure-prepared, pestilance-producing, prune-pelted, plaque-promoting, pippy, pretty pathetic page, presenting persistent pains per perusal.
Pokey's place is loaded with volumes of his very odd comic. The best description of this offbeat, unmeaning strip would be absolutely awful to the point of being neat, like Apollo Smile. Recommended reading includes numbers 18, 21, 49, & 61. Keep in mind that ofttimes the dialogue is introduced inversely. Never mind, in all likelihood that won't make a difference...
7's Sifl & Olly Show Shrine 
What do you know, it's another one of my pages. This is basically a fan-script for my favorite segment of the show. Liam Lynch & Matt Crocco (the geniuses behind the socks), if you're reading this, feel free to use it on the show (yes, it's off the air, but it's coming back in web-broadcast form!). If you do, could you please email me about it & put "Seraku" somewhere in the credits (I can dream; can't I?)? Anyway, this isn't hard-core nonsense, but it's got just enough missense to make it onto this page. If you like the show, you should check it out.
Jabberwocky 
That's right, it's Lewis Carrol's endearing story of a youth brutally slaying an unfortunate, helpless, cute, little Jabberwock. You know, the SPCA really should do something about the wanton killing of defenseless Jabberwocks. Strap yourself in for some classic Jabberwocky-- hell, it's the eponym of Jabberwocky...
E. E. Cummings 
Edward Estlin Cummings was a man that knew the world about him was mad. His abstract poetry calls to the center of all being, forcing you to see chaos for the foundation of order. His lush, descriptive, and powerful words drive home truths unseen on the surface. He can move.....
The Piano Has Been Drinking 
Tom Waits mugged me in broad daylight (don't ask me how you measure the breadth of daylight...). Anyway, this maniac was pretty sloshed, and in his deep state of inebriation he started singing a small song...
