Episode 05: Mice Days
[Gameshow "what the hell is that"]
Bob: Well Michael and Claudia, you've made it to the final round. Are you ready to play for the grand prize?
Michael & Claudia: We're ready Bob!
Bob: Any particular prize you're hoping for?
Claudia: Well Hawaii's nice but Disney Planet would be fun too!
Bob: Aww anywhere would be great. Holidays and digidays, I wish you luck. Here we go. What is the number one sex toy used by North American presidents?
Michael: Oh, oh wait wait, I know this.
Claudia: The..Cuban Cigar!
Bob: I'm sorry but you're absolutely right!
Claudia giggles in happiness and crowd cheers
Bob: Let's tell them what they've won.
Announcer: Michael and Claudia, put on your travel hats because you're going to beautiful Voltron Park, on planet Arus.
Claudia: Where?
Announcer: That's right. Just in time for Mice Days, the world's 45th biggest rodeo and carnival. Every fall Voltron Park celebrates Mice Days. And you're gonna be a part of it. You'll stay at the fabulous Super 7 Hotel on Bernard Road. And enjoy festivities including prizes rides, and of course the world famous Running of the Mice. Congradulations Michael & Claudia.
Bob: Well Michael, Claudia, you must be very excited.
Michael: What was second prize again?
Bob: That's all for now. See you Tomorrow on...
Audience: Ooh what the hell is that!
Claudia: Shit.
[Voltron Park]
King Alfor: Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to kick off the 14th annual Voltron Park Mice Days! As most of you know, Mice Days is when we all get together to celebrate and thank the noble gentle Space Mouse. Saviors of Arus, and heroes of the Battle of Planet Doom.
[Cheers]
King Alfor: And now the chairman of Mice Days, my daughter, Princess Allura!
Allura: This year is a very special Mice Days because we are revealing our all new Mice Memorial. Which will live forever in Voltron Park from this day forth. Release the curtain!
They release the curtain to unveil a big white Mouse statue with a clock in the middle
The clock tics and the Mouse statue chirps.
Crowd cheers
Claudia: This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
Michael: Now Claudia, this is our only vacation for years. We have to make the best of it.
Claudia: You're right, I'm sorry honey. We just need to stay positive.
King Alfor: Now get out to the carnival and enjoy the amazing rides and the wonderful games.
[Carnival]
Booth Man: Hey come over here kids, win fabulous prizes.
Lance: Wow dude, check it out. We can win Rebutt and Zooter dolls!
Keith: Are those real Rebutt and Zooter dolls? They look all crappy.
Pidge: Yeah they look like cheap ripoffs.
Booth Man: Sure they're real. They're even made in Canada.
Keith: Really?
Booth Man: Yeah look, they're even signed by Rebutt and Zooter themselves.
Hunk: Wow!
Lance: Dude that kicks ass!
Hunk: Oh god damn I gotta win those. How much to play?
Booth Man: Five dollars for 3 balls.
Hunk: Five dollars! Jesus Christ!
Booth Man: Dont worry kid, it's easy. You just gotta put one ball through Monica Lewinski's mouth.
Hunk: That's easy. If Clinton can do, so can I!
Booth Man: Ok we got a player!
Hunk: Guys check it out.
He throws a ball and misses
Hunk: Damn it.
Booth Man: OK son, you still got two balls to try and get through her yapper.
Hunk: Take this Monica Lewinski!
He throws another ball and misses
Lance: You suck Hunk.
Hunk: I'd like to see you do better.
Lance: Give me that.
Lance throws the ball, it gets stuck in her mouth and then falls out
Lance: Hey! It hit her right in the mouth!
Booth Man: It's gotta go through her mouth.
Lance: But it....
Booth Man: Sorry kid, try again. Just 5 more dollars.
Lance: Come on Hunk, give me some money.
Hunk: Hehehyeah!
Lance: Lend me money fat boy!
Hunk: I only have 3 dollars left asshole!
Lance: Damn it! Come on, I'll try to get more money from Haggar, she owes me for not destroying her with the blazing sword.
[Out in the streets]
Allura: Ok everybody, it's time for the running of the Mice.
Crowd cheers
Haggar: Lance what are you doing here? This is very dangerous!
Lance: I need 17 dollars so we can win Rebutt and Zooter dolls.
Haggar: Lance get back into the carnival this instant, you can't be out on the streets.
Lance: I will if you give me money.
Haggar: OK here!
She gives Lance some money and the kids leave
Hunk: Sweet.
Allura: Ok everybody ok...settle down! I know you're all anxious to get to the running of the Mice, but let me remind you, those brave sould who have decided to run against the Mices do so at their own risk. I don't think I have to remind you that 3 people died in last year's running of the Mice.
Crowd cheers
Allura: Enough said! Let's rock n roll!!
[Silence]
Allura: Everybody ready to run?
Everyone nods
Allura: Release the Mice!
They open the Mice gates, people run panicking, while the Mice just stand there and eat cheese
Allura: They're loose! Get them my little friends!
People run around, one person runs into a pole and dies, Nanny runs into another pole, people are chaotic
[Near the Chamber of Farts Ride]
Pidge: Ok, we got 15 dollars between us. That means we got 9 balls to throw.
Hunk: I only need one dude, I only need one.
Loudspeaker: Come one come all. Get in line for the chamber of farts.
Keith: What's that?
Loudspeaker: Dare you enter the chamber of farts?
Hunk: How much is it?
Lotor: Just 3 tickets boys.
Pidge: Whoa! it's Lotor!
Lotor: Hidey Ho boys.
[Keith laughs]
Keith: Perfect place for a piece of shit like you.
[Lotor flips off Keith and slings some of his body mass at him, giving Keith a nasty facial.]
everyone laughs at Keith.
Keith: Sick dude!
Loudspeaker: Dare you enter the chamber of farts!
Lance: Is it like a haunted house or something?
Lotor: Sure, it's very scary!
Hunk: Let's see, each ticked is a dollar, so 3 tickets is like 2.25....
Lance: Nope, we can't dude. We have to win the Rebutt and Zooter dolls.
Hunk: Aw come one you guys. We'll still have plenty of money left over.
Lance: You better be right dude.
Hunk: I'm right!
The kids gets into the car
Lotor: Keep your hands in at all times.
Lance: Ok.
The Voltron Force enter the ride
[Chamber of Farts]
Loudspeaker: So, the chamber of farts has another victim ay? Don't be afraid, there aren't any ghouls here. Only farts!
There are farts everywhere, butts with farts coming out of them, people figures standing around farting
Hunk: Ah god damn it!
Keith: What the hell was that?
Loudspeaker: Perhaps you need some MORE FARTS!!!!
They approach a dummy girl that farts
The ride exits
[Outside]
Lotor: Alright boys, ride's over.
Pidge: What? That was the dumbest ride I've ever seen.
Keith: Man what the hell kind of carnival company are you?
Hunk: I don't know what you guys are talkin about, that scared the crap out of me.
Lance: That was a waste of money Hunk.
Line Operator: Hey if you guys wanna great ride, get in this line. It's only 7 tickets.
Lance: We can't. We're saving our money for the balls in Monica Lewinski's mouth game.
Hunk: Aw will you relax you pinkeye! We have plenty of money!
Kids don't move
Hunk: Come on you guys! It'll be sweet!
[Near the Mice Statue]
The Mice clock strikes and it chirps
A real Mouse approaches
Mice: chirpooo....
Two more Mice approach
[Line Ride]
Lance: This ride better be good.
Keith: Yeah this line is way too long.
Hunk: I think we're almost to the end.
Lance: We better be, we've been in line for almost an hour!
Keith: Here we go.
Lance: Finally!
Operator: Did you enjoy the ride?
Pidge: What ride?
Lance: Yeah?
Keith: This was the line ride. A real life simmulator of a long line.
Lance: You gotta be kidding me.
Operator: That's five tickets thank you very much. Come see us again soon!
Keith: My ass we will!
They walk away
Lance: Well Hunk, this is just my opinion, but I think the line ride sucked donkey balls!
Pidge:Yeah, let's not ride that ride again.
Woman Operator:Would you like to buy a photo of you boys enjoying the line ride?
Hunk: How much?
Woman Operator: Just 3 dollars.
Hunk: Oh. That's that's pretty sweet.
Pidge: You dumbass Hunk!
Hunk: What. This is cool!
Lance: No it's not cool!
Hunk: That's cool!
[Back at the Monica Lewinski Game]
Booth Man: Can I help you boys?
Keith: We're gonna try to win those Rebutt and Zooter dolls again.
Booth Man: Ok, 5 dollars for 3 balls.
Lance: How much do we have left Hunk?
[Silence]
Lance: How much do we have left Hunk?
Hunk: Uh.....3 dollars.
Lance: What? You said we have plenty of money Hunk!
Hunk: Yeah but I didn't take it to account that I suck at math.
Lance: You son of a bitch!!! AHHHH!!!!
Lance jumps on Hunk, knocks him over and starts kicking his ass
Lance: Well Hunk, thanks to you we don't have any money left to win the Rebutt and Zooter dolls.
Hunk: Well I'm sorry!
Lance: Sorry's not good enough! What are you gonna do about it?
Hunk: Hey, I bet Sven has some food stamps on him!
Sven: What, these?
He takes out a bunch of blue stamps
Pidge: Sir, will you take food stamps for 3 balls?
Booth Man: Sure as long as they're good.
Lance: Give em your food stamps Sven.
Sven: Uhhhh NO!
Lance: Come on dude! I can do it! I'm sure!
Sven: I'm gonna die without fucking food stamps! I have nothing to eat without any food stamps! And every thing I do get to eat, that fat sonuva bitch Hunk steals it from me!
Hunk: Damn it Sven! Don't be such a food stamphog. Share with the rest of your friends.
He gives them the stamps and Lance gets 3 balls
Lance: Ok here we go.
He throws a ball but it doesn't go in
Lance: Hey! That was right on target!
Booth Man: Sorry kid, try again
Lance throws again and it doesn't go in
Lance: That does it! Shenanigans! Shenanigans!!!
Booth Man: What are you doing?
Lance: I'm declaring Shenanigans on you. This game is rigged.
Booth Man: Shenanigans?
Coran comes along
Coran: What's all the hoo-hah?
Lance: Coran, I wanna declare Shenanigans on this carnival operator.
Coran: Why?
Lance: This game is fixed. The balls are bigger than Monica Lewinski's mouth!
Coran: If that is true, then your declaration of Shenanigans is just. What do you have to say Carnival operator?
Booth Man: Look the kid was really close, he still has another ball left. Just try again son.
He gives Lance the right size ball
Lance throws it and makes it in
Booth Man: There you see we have a winnah!
Lance: It worked!
Coran: Yes, man you can't just go declaring shenanigans on innocent people, that's how wars get started!
Keith: Sorry Officer Corny.
Coran: Coran!
Keith: Oh I'm sorry what did I say?
Coran: You said Corny.
Kids laugh
Hunk: Sweet.
Booth Man: Ok kids you won. You get to pick between the Barbie Pocket Mirror and the Bon Jovi toothpick.
Lance: No dude, I want the Rebutt and Zooter dolls up there.
Booth Man: Oh no no no. You gotta win 7 times to earn those.
Lance: What?
Booth Man: You win 7 Bon Jovi toothpicks, then you can trade em in for the Rebutt and Zooter dolls.
Lance: You dirty son of a bitch! You never told us we had to win....
Booth Man: Step on up! Just 5 dollars to play!
Lance: Damn it I have to have those dolls!
Pidge: It's hopeless we're never gonna have enough money to win.
Lance: Wait a minute, I got it. The bullriding contest. Hunk could ride a bull and try to win 5000 dollars. Think about it dude. 5000 dollars. That's 1000 set of balls, that's 3000 balls! We'd HAVE to win enough to get the dolls!
Hunk: What the hell makes you think Hunk rides a bull?
Lance grabs Hunk by the neck and threatens him
Lance: Because you spent all of our money on those stupid rides fatass! And either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna break your fucking head open!
Hunk: Ok.....I'll get on a bull.
Lance: Alright, now come on you have to practice!
Pidge: He really wants those dolls.
Hunk: I guess. Damn!
[Chamber of Farts]
Claudia: That ride wasn't very good.
Michael: Now Claudia you promised me we'd try to have a good time.
Claudia: You're right, I'm sorry honey. I'll try and have a good time.
[Out in the field]
The Mice statue chirps twice
A bunch of real Mice gather around it and chirp twice also
[In a Building with a Fake Bull]
Keith: Alright, this mechanical bull is gonna help you practice for the real thing Hunk.
Hunk is sitting on it
Hunk: Hey this is sweet.
Lance: You gotta try and stay on for 10 seconds ok Hunk?
Hunk: I'll try, 10 seconds is a long time.
Keith: We'll start on the slowest setting and work our way up. Ready? Go!
The mahcine starts moving and Hunk gets thrown off and hits a videogame machine
Hunk: Son...of..a...bitch.
Keith: How long was that.
Lance: That wasn't quite 10 seconds.
Keith: Damn it. That wasn't 10 seconds Hunk, you have to do better than that.
Hunk: You guys...seriously...my back...
Lance: Get back on fatass, you have to practice!
Hunk: Seriously..help...screw you guys...hate you guys....
Lance: What'd you say Hunk?
Hunk: Hate you guys....
Lance: I think he said he wants to practice on a real bull.
Hunk: ...hate you guys...
[Out in a Field]
A bunch of Mice are chirping and moving the Mice clock statue in the middle of a field
[Ranch]
Rancher: Be careful with old Bob here. He ain't much for ridin anymore, but he's all I got.
Lance: Well he'll have to do. Hunk has to get some practice with a real bull.
Rancher: Well have fun boys.
Pidge: Ok Hunk, you ready?
Hunk: No...
Lance: Open the gates!
Hunk is sitting on an old grey bull. The bull just walks slowly
Hunk: Hey hey, get down. This is my kind of bull ride.
Pidge: That bull sucks, he's not even bucking or anything.
Hunk: Ooh this is sweet.
Keith: What are you gonna do?
Lance: Hit the bull in the balls with a rock.
Keith: Oh yeah that's a good idea!
Lance throws a rock and hits the bull's nuts
The bull goes wild and Hunk starts screaming
Lance: That's better.
Keith: Hold on Hunk.
Hunk: Ahh! Seriously you guys! Seriuosly, stop this crazy thing! Motherf....
Hunk is thrown off the bull into a pile of cow crap
Lance: Get up Hunk, you're still not staying on long enough.
Hunk doesn't move
Pidge: Come on Hunk.
Sven: Oh my god! They killed Hunk!
Keith: No we didn't kill him! He's still breathing.
Lance: Get up!
No movement from Hunk
Pidge: Get up!!
Hunk: ....seriously...
Keith: You ok dude?
Hunk is seeing blurry visions
Keith: [In Hunk's vision] Ca..Hunk...hell..loo....
Pidge: Dude, I think we broke him.
[Voltron Park Hospital]
Doctor: Boys I'm afraid your fat little friend has suffered head trauma.
Pidge: What's the matter with him?
Doctor: Apparently he thinks he's a Drule prostitute named Ming Li.
Keith: Ooh. But can he still ride a bull?
Doctor: What?
Lance: We need him to win the bullriding contest so we can get Rebutt and Zooter dolls. Can he still do it?
Doctor: No boys, you need to take him home and let him get plenty of sleep.
Lance: Damn it!
[Hunk's Hospital Room]
Lance: Hunk, Hunk, can you hear me?
Hunk: Shirley bonsier!
Lance: What?
Hunk: Oh yong shantar yo mother.
Keith: Oh he's fine dude.
Pidge: You think?
Hunk says something in Drule
Keith: Yeah dude, let's get his ass to the rodeo.
[Podium of Voltron Park]
Allura: Alright damn it! We are not going to stand for this. Now whoever stole our Golden Space Mouse Memorial, we're gonna find you and kill you!
[Silence]
Allura: Allright. Ok, whoever took the sacred Mice just please return it and there'll be no questions asked. Wait a minute, you folks from outta town. You're the only ones with the reason to take our beloved Mice memorial.
Claudia: Where are we going to put a 60 foot tall statue of a Mouse?
Coran: I think maybe you'll answer that downtown, tourists.
Claudia: Oh my god!
Michael and Claudia are arrested
[Carnival]
Keith: How's he doing?
Lance: He still thinks he's a Drule prostitute.
Hunk stands around screaming something
Pidge: You think he can ride the bull?
Lance: Yeah I think so.
Keith: Cool!
Hunk: Hora...hora plee sojuboy!
A man walks by
Earth Force officer: Huh?
Hunk: Hora...sojuboy...me so horny. Me love you long time.
Earth Force Officer: No way kid! You're grossing me out!
Hunk: Huro saki saki!!
Earth Force Officer: Beat it kid! Come on honey.
Announcer: Come one, come all. Chamber of Farts has been fixed and reopened!
A huge crowd of people runs towards it
Keith: Geezes dude.
Pidge: Hey, where's Hunk?
Keith: Oh hell.
Sven: I don't know where he is.
Keith: Sven you go find Hunk, we have to go sign him up for the bull ride.
Sven: Ok.
[Voltron Park Jail]
Michael and Claudia are behind bars
Michael: It's so cold here.
Claudia: Where is that Sherriff? We need water!
Michael: Oh well let's try to make the best of it Claudia.
Claudia: You're right, we're not being positive. At least we get some time alone.
Michael: Yeah and at least we've got our health.
A rat runs by
[Out in a field]
Cowboy: I tell you Mitchell, I ain't ever seen nothing like it.
Mitchell: Where are they again?
Cowboy: Just right up over this ridge.
A shot of a huge field with a million Mice and in the middle is the Space Mouse Clock Memorial Thing
Cowboy: That's what they've been doing all morning. Sittin there and chirping. And more Mices come all the time.
Mitchell: Well I ain't never seen this before it neither. But I know one thing, when Mices start gettin together it can't be good. They might start forming a cult!
Cowboy: Hmm..Mice cult.
[Bullriding Rodeo]
Announcer: Welcome to the Annual Bull Riding Rodeo! Once again the Bull Riding event, grand prize 5000 dollars!
Keith: Sven, where the hell is Hunk?
Sven: I dunno! I couldn't find him!
Lance: He's up in like 20 minutes!
Sven: Ok ok!
Hunk approaches dressed in a slutty girl outfit
Hunk: Hora hora!!!
Keith: There he is!
Hunk: Suki suki! Five dolla!
[Jail]
Michael and Claudia are still sitting there
[Field]
Cowboy: Here they are just like we told you.
Allura: Ok that's enough of that. You Mice need to disperse!
Mice just stare at her
Allura: Alright? Bad Mice! You hear me? BAD Mice!!! Alright Nanny, you're gonna have to bust out the whip.
Nanny whips one of the Mice.
Nanny: Hya. Get along little doggies.
The Mice get pissed and attack and stomp on Nanny
Nanny: Bad Mices...stay..
Mice trample her down
Nanny: Ahhh!!!!
Allura: Holy smokes! Play dead Nanny!
Mitchel: I reckon we should get some help.
Cowboy: I reckon.
[Bullriding Event]
Pidge: Don't be nervous Hunk, this is gonna be cake.
Keith: Yeah, then those Rebutt and Zooter dolls will be ours.
Hunk: Suki suki aight?
Announcer: Opers number 24, Jack McMack!
[Cheering]
Announcer: 3,2,1!
Jack rides out on the bull and finallygets thrown off and lands on the bull's horns and dies
Announcer: Ooh. That's gonna cost him a point deduction. Up next #14, Ming Li!
Hunk: 8 Dolla, 8dolla! You give me 8 dolla socia boy!
Announcer: Here we go!
Keith: Dude I'm having second thoughts about this.
Lance: What do you mean?
Keith: I'm starting to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Drule prostitute on a bull.
Announcer: Let her go!
Hunk rides the bull and stays on for a long time
Pidge: Hang on Hunk!
Announcer: Whoa, and this Drule prostitute can really ride a bull! I guess she's had a lot of practice if you know what I mean.
Hunk: Ahhh! Ten dolla!
Announcer: She's setting a new world record!
Crowd: Ming Li Ming Li! Ming Li!
Hunk is finally thrown off
Keith: Dude that bull's gonna kill him.
Lance: Go help him Sven!
Sven: Hell no! I know what's gonna happen alright!
Suddenly the bull bursts through the fence, and kills Sven with its horns
Keith: Oh my god they killed Svenny!
Lance: You bastards!
Announcer: And this brave little whore from the Drule Empire, has really put on a show for us today! The winner of the bullriding contest, Ming Li!
Hunk: Ooh suki suki? Only ten dolla.
Keith: We did it dude, we did it!
[Field]
Mice are still gathered around
Earth Force Soldier: Freeze Mice! The game is over! You will now return to your respective towns!
Allura: Ya hear that Space Mice? You're surrounded! There's no way out!
Earth Force Soldier: You will now all march in an ordely fashion, into this trailer! Now Move!!!
All of a sudden, a black Mouse gets out of the crowd, goes to the edge of the cliff
Allura: Hey where is she going? That's the wrong way you stupid Mouse!
Earth Force Soldier: Oh dear Jesus no!
The Mice jumps off the cliff
Allura: NOOOOO!!!!!
The rest of the Mice follow
Allura: They're killing themselves! Stop please! Can't we do anything??? Oh god the humanity Nanny! The humanity!
Earth Force Soldier: This is the first Mice mass suicide I've seen in....at least 8 months.
[Carnival, Monica Lewinski booth]
Booth Man: Oh you boys are back again huh?
Keith: Yeah, and we have 5000 dollars this time.
Lance: How many balls does that get us?
Hunk mumbles something
Booth Man: Uh uh I'll tell you what boys. I'm gonna be really nice and just trade you the 5000 for the Rebutt and Zooter dolls.
Lance: You will?
Pidge: Wow why'd you get so cool all of a sudden?
Lance: We did it! You see Hunk? You won us the Rebutt and Zooter dolls!
Hunk: Ten dolla? Suki suki?
Lance: What should we do with them?
Keith: We should....
Lance: What the....
Keith: Dude these dolls are cheap ripoffs!
Lance: After all that? Shenanigans! Shenanigans!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!!
Coran: What's all this?
Lance: Coran, I would like to reinstate my previous shenanigans! This whole carnival is a ripoff!!
All of a sudden more people gather
Merla: You know,uh excuse me, but I agree. These rides are really stupid. Chamber of farts isn't scary at all.
Priest: Yeah and the food is terrible!
Chamber of Farts Operator Lotor: Hey it's just a stupid rodeo, what do you expect?
Coran: Ok ok, let's calm down. People of Voltron Park, do you declare shenanigans on the carnival people?
Voltron Park People: YEAH!!!!!!!!
Coran: Ok carnival people. Do you accept this decree of shenanigans?
Carnival Woman: What the hell are you talkin about? This whole town is screwy.
Coran: Well that settles it. Everybody grab a broom! It's Shenanigans!!!
A huge crowd fight begins and brooms are seen everywhere
[In another side of town]
King Alfor: You found it! You found the memorial!
Allura: Yeah.
King Alfor: And the Mice? Are they all back too?
Allura: They're dead father! They're all dead!
King Alfor: What?!?
Allura: Oh it was awful! Mouse after Mouse taking its own life, and we could do nothing to stop them! Oh god!!!
King Alfor: Well perhaps one day Mice will learn that cults are never a good thing.
Allura: I hope so father, I hope so. God, I need a cold beer and a burger.
Yelling is heard
Allura: What's all the ruckus over there?
King Alfor: Sounds like somebody declared shenanigans.
Allura: Oh hell I have to run home and get my broom!
[Voltron Park Jail]
Coran: Ok carnival people, in the jail with....ooh?
He sees the corpses of Michael and Claudia being eaten by rats
Allura: Hey, aren't those the people we thought took the wooden Mice?
Coran: Yeah....
King Alfor: Didn't we ever release them?
Allura: Well I forgot all about them.
Coran: Uh me too.
King Alfor: Oh my god....Coran, uh you never had Michael and Claudia in this cell.
Coran: I didn't?
King Alfor: No! No, in fact they never came to Voltron Park. We've never heard of them.
Coran: Ooh. Gee I feel a lot better then. Although I could've sworn that I have heard of them and they starved to death in my prison.
[Bus Stop]
Keith, Pidge and Lance are sitting in a pile of Rebutt and Zooter Dolls
Keith: [Pretending to be Zooter] Say Rebutt, let's look for treasure.
Lance: [Rebutt Voice] Oh good idea Zooter, lets look for treasure!
Hunk approaches
Hunk: What are you guys doing?
Keith: Oh hey Hunk. How are you feeling?
Hunk: Oh pretty good except I had the weirdest dream last night.
Lance: Really? What about? Did the Vorlons give ya another Anal probe?
Hunk: No asshole, I dreamt that I was a poor Drule girl, and then you guys made me ride a big scary bull. And then Sky Marshall Graham gave me a spankin for several hours. Heey, how did you guys get all those Rebutt and Zooter dolls?
Pidge: Oh..nowhere.
Lance, Keith, and Pidge laugh
Hunk: Wait a minute! You guys DID make me ride that bull!
Lance: No! Hunk, that was just a dream!
Suddenly a black limmo stops near Hunk
Sky Marshall Graham: Bye Ming Li. Thanks again!
The limmo drives away
Keith, Lance, and Pidge laugh their asses off.
Hunk: Son of a bitch!