Episode 06: Megazord
[Anthropological Dig]
Anthropologist: And so, these ancient arrowheads are buried deep down in the Arussian crust. We did 'em up, polish 'em off and find over 12 new arrowheads every month.
Hunk: Borrrring.
[Laughter]
Koran is reading the Voltron Park Newspaper.
Koran: Hunk, keep quiet, I'm trying to sleep.
Anthropologist: Now, can anybody tell me, who left these arrowheads here?
Keith raises his hand.
Keith: Isn't that your job?
Anthropologist: Well, ya, yes, but I want to see if you're learning anything.
Keith: Oh!
Anthropologist: Ok, I tell you what. Why don't we all grab our little anthropology pick-axes that were handed out and we'll, we'll dig for our very own Indian arrowheads.
[Cheering]
The kids start picking.
Hunk: Day is never finished, massa got me working, someday massa set me free.
Pidge: Dude, shut up Hunk!
Prince Bandor: Oh! Oh! I think I found one!
Hunk: No, I found it!
Prince Bandor: Oh, I do believe I found it first.
Hunk: No, I did Prince Bandor!!
Prince Bandor: Oh dear.
Hunk: Well, guess we'll have to roshambo for it.
Prince Bandor: What do you mean?
Hunk: Well, first I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can, then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can. And we keep going back and forth until somebody falls. The last one standing gets the arrowhead.
Prince Bandor: Oh, I uh well, I suppose if I must.
Hunk: Ok, ready? I'll go first.
Hunk winds up.
Hunk: Eh.
Hunk kicks Prince Bandor squa' in the nuts and sends him flying back 10 feet.
Prince Bandor: Ooohhhhhh!!!
[Laughter]
Prince Bandor starts crying in pain.
Prince Bandor: Well, I, I guess you win.
Hunk: Oh, I don't care, you can have the stupid arrowhead, I don't want it.
Hunk throws the arrowhead at Prince Bandor.
Hunk returns to picking.
Hunk: Day is never finished, massa got me working...Oh look! I found another one.
Hunk looks at his new 'arrowhead'.
Hunk: Ah, this is just a stupid triangle!
Hunk throws the triangle towards Lance.
Lance: Whoa, check it out dude!
Lance picks up the triangle.
Lance: It's got little drawings on it.
Pidge: What is it?
Lance: I don't know.
The triangle begins glowing.
Keith: Whoa!!
Lance: That was cool!
Hunk: Hey, give me that back!
Lance: You threw it away Hunk! It's mine now.
Hunk: We'll roshambo for it.
Lance: No way fatty, it's mine.
Hunk: Anthropologist!!!
Anthropologist: How's it going boys?
Hunk: I found a magic triangle, and this greedy son of a bitch took it from me!
Lance: You threw it away fatso!
Anthropologist: Hmmm, let me see that.
Lance hands the anthropologist the triangle.
Anthropologist: Why this is anasalsi writing. My God, this must be thousands of years old.
Hunk: Come on, let me kick you in the nuts for it.
Lance jumps up and grabs the triangle from the anthropologist.
[On the ISN News feed:
Tom: And finally tonight, a young boy from Voltron Park, Planet Arus found something very interesting during a field trip today. Here with a special report is a quadriplegic Swiss man on a pony.
Dave: Thanks Tom, the little eight year old was very shocked indeed when he came across a very ancient triangular object.
Lance: Well, I was just digging around and I was all like, 'Dude, I found this triangle,' and my friends were like, 'dude.' And I was all, 'dude.'
Hunk: And I told him, I said 'Lance, I will kick you in the nuts.' But he didn't give it back to me, so I kicked him squa' in the nuts, and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan.
Lance: You liar Hunk!
Hunk: Screw you triangle thief!!
Tom: And so the little boy will take his discovery home, and perhaps donate it to science, a little later. Back to you Dave.
Dave: Thanks Tom, those are some cute, cute kids. Except for that last one, he's a little tubby.
Hunk: Hey!!!
[Lance's House]
Pidge: What are you going to do with it dude?
Lance: I'm going to put it in my room where Hunk can't find it.
Hunk: Oh, I'll find it, don't worry!
Lance goes into his room, closing his door behind him.
Hunk: God damnit, give me my triangle Lance, seriously!
Keith: You did throw it away Hunk.
Hunk: I was just setting it aside.
Pidge: Well, you mighty as well let it go big guy.
Hunk: Never! I'll get that triangle if it's that last thing I do.
[Castle Cafeteria]
King Alfor: Gimmie little bit of that pepper, gimmie little bit of that salt, put it in the skillet and cook it...
President Sheridan: Excuse me sir.
King Alfor:Can I help...hey, you're that guy who likes to use nuclear weapons on TV.
President Sheridan: Interstellar Alliance President John Sheridan, head of the Interstellar Alliance, yes.
King Alfor: Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert, John Sheridan in my cafeteria. I'm King Alfor.
President Sheridan: I know who you are. You must listen to me King Alfor, we have precious little time.
[Weird music]
President Sheridan:Have you seen Mighty Morphin Power Rangers recently?
King Alfor: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, you mean like, the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers ?
President Sheridan: Have you seen them!?!
King Alfor: No, not since we visited Tokyo and the Sailor Scouts whooped their ass in the Dodgeball Tournament a few months ago.
President Sheridan: Thank God, then I'm not too late.
King Alfor: Too late for what?
President Sheridan: King Alfor, it is of the utmost importance that you tell me where those little boys from the news report on TV are.
King Alfor: Why do you care?
[Bus Stop]
Pidge: I have a button we can use for his nose.
Sven: Yeh, and I have ....
Lance: What would we use a marble sack for?
Hunk: Be careful where you put that carrot, Lance mighty steal it!
Lance: I didn't steal anything.
Hunk: Keith, would you tell Lance that I'm not speaking with him.
Lance: Good!!
The sound of a chopper approaching can be heard.
Hunk: What's that noise?
A large pink helicopter with a large triangle painted on the side of it lands near the boys.
Pidge: Whoa!
Hunk covers his butt.
Hunk: Ack! The Vorlons!!
The Power Rangers emerge from the bowels of there helicopter. and wave their arms around in a fighting stance then strike a pose.
Pink Ranger: Who is the boy we saw on the news report tonight?
All fingers point to Lance.
Yellow Ranger: Hello there little boy, do you know who I am?
Lance: No.
Red Ranger: Uh, I bet you do.[Singing]Go Go Power Rangers.... new mighty morphin...
Lance: Ahh! Stop that!
Keith: Yuck, that sucks dude!
Blue Ranger: We're The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! [The power ranger flail their arms about widely and strike a pose]
Lance: So.
Black Ranger: So, hmm, huh, well, so We're very famous and a very important super force.
Keith: Like Sailor Moon important?
Pink Ranger: What?!?
Lance: Do you know the Sailor Scouts?
Blue Ranger :No.
Keith: Oh, so you're really famous and important fighting force, but you don't know The Sailor Scouts?
Pink Ranger: Uh, look, little boy, I understand that you found a neat little triangle near here, you know what I'm talking about?
Lance: Yeh.
Hunk: No, I found it, he stole it!
Lance: You threw it away Hunk!
Hunk: I'm not talking to him, because he's a dirty thief.
Red Ranger: Little boy, does the triangle have a symbol of two dinosaurs humping in the middle?
Lance: Yeh, how'd you know?
Yellow Ranger: Ok, now this is very important, where is the Triangle of Zordon now?
Lance: Triangle of Zordon?
Keith: Why do you want to know, lady?
Yellow Ranger: I'm not talking to you, you piss ant little hick!
Keith:Whoa dude!
The Yellow ranger picks up Lance and begins shaking him.
Yellow Ranger: Where is the triangle damn it?!?
Lance: Ahhh!!!
The Yellow ranger drops Lance.
Mr. Garibaldi: What seems to be the problemo here?
Yellow Ranger: Problemo, huh, there's no problemo officer. I was just introducing myself to these charming little boys.
Hunk: Nuh uh, she's being a total bitch!
Mr. Garibaldi: Boys, shouldn't you be in school?
Keith: It's Saturday.
Mr. Garibaldi: No excuses! Move along you little trouble makers!
The kids walk away.
[Silence]
Red Ranger: Well?
Mr. Garibaldi: Well what?
Pink Ranger: You know who we are, don't you?
[Silence]
Mr. Garibaldi shrugs.
Mr. Garibaldi: Well, you aren't the Sailor Scouts, and if you aren't the Sailor Scouts, I don't give a rats ass!
Pink Ranger: Ahhhh!!!!
Mr. Garibaldi: Oh! What a bitch!
[Lance's quarters]
King Alfor: I guess he's not home, President Sheridan.
President Sheridan: Damn, then we must look for them elsewhere.
King Alfor: Now come on man, what is this all about?
President Sheridan: If the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers saw the same news report I did, then those boys are in grave danger. If you were the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, where would you be right now?
King Alfor: Hmmm.
King Alfor has a vision of a gay bar.
President Sheridan: No, no. I mean, where would they be staying?
King Alfor: Oh, uhh, well, I always heard that the Potty Trainers had their own four million dollar secret base up near the ski slopes.
President Sheridan: Where?!?
King Alfor: Uh, I don't know, it, it was just a rumor.
President Sheridan: Damn it man, where is your car?!?
[The Power Rangers's Four Million Dollar secret base in the Mountains]
Blue Ranger: He has it Alpha 5, that little bastard has the Triangle.
Alpha 5: Are you sure?
Blue Ranger: I'm sure! He knew about the symbol of Dinozord!
Alpha 5: Then why don't we go get it?
Blue Ranger: A cop showed up, he's a clever one. We can't blow everything now that I'm this close. Everything must be handled very carefully.
Yellow Ranger pulls a book out from a bookshelf.
There is a button on the book.
She presses the button.
The bookshelf rotates 180 degrees, revealing one triangle and a stand for another.
Blue Ranger: How many years has it been Alpha 5? Thirty? Forty? For so long We have waited to find the other triangle. And now I am so close, the Dawn of Zordon the terrible is close at hand!
The Power rangers lets loose an evil laugh.
[Lance's Bedroom]
Mission Impossible like music begins playing.
A hole is cut into the ceiling.
A rope is lowered into the room.
Somebody in black is breaking into Lance's Room.
A light turns on
Aurora: Cookie shang.
Hunk drops a picture.
Lance: Hunk?
Hunk: You scared the crap out of me Aurora!
Lance: What the hell are you doing?
Hunk: I'm trying to get my tri...wait a minute, I'm not talking to you. Aurora, will you tell Lance that I was trying to get my triangle back?
Aurora: A turtle bed.
Lance: Well Aurora, you can tell Hunk that it's my triangle!
Aurora: Cookie Monster.
Hunk: Well, you can tell Lance that he's a dirty God damned son of a bitch!
Aurora: A total nerd!
Lance: Alright, alright, if it means that much to you, take the stupid triangle!
Hunk: Huh?
Lance: If it'll make you leave me alone, then just take the damn thing, here!
Lance hands Hunk the triangle.
Lance: There, now get out of my quarters, and I hope you feel really, really good about yourself.
Hunk: Hell yeah I do, I got the triangle. [Singing]I got the triangle, I got the triangle, you don't, you don't.
Hunk leaves Lance's room.
[Mountain Road]
President Sheridan: Are you sure the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers have a base up here?
King Alfor: It was just a rumor. A lot of big super heroes have mountain bases.
President Sheridan: Then we've got to keep looking.
King Alfor stops the car.
King Alfor: Alright, Sheridan , this has gone far enough! I ain't drivin' another mile 'til you tell me what this is all about.
[Psychotic Music]
President Sheridan: Haven't you ever been curious about the insanity that the Power Rangers exhibit?
King Alfor: Well, I always heard that they were kind of a bitch.
President Sheridan: They are more than a bitch King Alfor! They are calculating, self-centered egotistical bitches! They were born in a small town. Their mothers were prostitutes, and their fathers were insurance salesmen.
King Alfor: Oooh, insurance salesmen?
President Sheridan: When they were all five, they knew that they wanted to be a famous singing group, but by the time they were six, their ambitions became to rule the universe. They learned of an ancient diamond, the Diamond of Pantheos.
King Alfor: Ok, you know what, nevermind, I don't need to know all this. Forget I asked.
King Alfor starts driving again.
President Sheridan: Before they were seven, the keepers of Pantheos learned of this insane little group's wish. The diamond was split up, and buried at opposite ends of the world. But then, during the shooting of "Power Rangers Turbo," The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers found one of the triangles.
King Alfor: And the other triangle is the one that little Lance has?
President Sheridan: Yes King Alfor. If The Rangers gets a hold of that other triangle, she will fulfill her prophecy, and unleash their most unholy terror on Planet Arus.... The MegaZord
[Dramatic Music]
King Alfor: MegaZord?!? Oh man, I don't know what the hell that means, but it doesn't sound good.
[Bus Stop]
Pidge: Man, the bus sure is late.
Hunk: Hmm, I wonder what I should do with my triangle, now that it is my triangle.
Lance: Damn it Hunk, I gave it to you so you would shut up!
The Pink ranger pulls up wearing a Groucho Marx get up.
Pink Ranger: Oh, hello there, little boys. How are you today?
Keith:Fine.
Pink Ranger: That is great. My name is Mrs. Jones, and I am a very friendly, nice person. I hear that one of you found my triangle.
Lance: Your triangle?
Pink ranger: Yes, you see, that triangle is part of my kidney dialysis machine. I'm so glad you found it because without it I was sure to die within hours.
Hunk: Oh no you don't! Finders keepers!
Pink Ranger: But I'll die.
Hunk: Well, I guess we'll have to roshambo for it. I'll kick you in the nuts as hard as I can, then you kick me squa' in the nuts as hard as you can.
Pink Ranger: I want to give you a big cash reward for finding it. It's worth a lot of money to me.
Hunk: It is?
Keith: Hey, no wonder that the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers wanted it.
Pink Ranger: Oh, hehehe, who are they?
Pidge: Oh, just the really, really old group of farts that wished they still had an acting career.
[Laughter]
Keith: Yeh, and you should have seen the pink one's nose, it was big enough to land Vorlon Planetkillers on.
[Laughter]
Hunk: Yeh, and talk about a beatch, I haven't seen....
Pink ranger: Enough!!
The kids look shocked.
[Dramatic Music]
Pink Ranger: Oh, ha ha. Anyway, if you'll come with me in my car, I'll take you up to my secret base where I'll kill you. I, I mean, uh, uh, give you money, for the triangle.
Hunk: Sweet, I'm gonna be rich. Bet you wish you wouldn't have given me back that triangle now, huh
Lance?!? Dumb ass!
Lance: Wait, isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers?
Hunk: No, not when money's involved, stupid.
[Straight to Video Studios]
Director: And, action.
Jeff: Chip, I'm a man. A man like any other, with dreams and emotions, and that's why I'll never allow the Vorlons to stick a foreign object up my ass.
Director: Cut, great, print that. Excellent work Jeff, take five guys, let's set up for the next shot.
Chip begins stuffing his face.
Seashell Chicks:Hello.
Jeff: Ho.
Seashell Chicks: You must hurry. A young man has found the Triangle of Zordon.
Jeff: Where?
Seashell Chicks: A small piss ant white bred mountain town on planet Arus called Voltron Park.
Jeff: Excellent!
[The Potty trainers Four Million Dollar secret base in the Mountains]
Red Ranger :Soon, the Triangle of Zordon will be ours. And we will be the biggest, most famous super group!
Hunk: Eh, let me go, seriously!
Keith: Yeh, let us go.
Black ranger: You fools have no idea the powers that you are meddling with. I'll teach you to meddle with my triangle!
Hunk is in a rack.
He begins being stretched out.
Hunk: Hey! It's not my triangle, it's Lance's.
Lance: Hey, don't try to pass it back on me, fatass!
Hunk: You, screw you hippie! Ehh!
Pink Ranger: Where is the Triangle of Zordon?!?
Hunk: I don't remember.
Lance: God damn it, tell her! I want to go home.
Yellow Ranger: Maybe this will help jar your memory.
Hunk: No, don't!
The Rangers:[Singing]Go Go Power....
Hunk: Ahh, stop that!
Pink Ranger: Now do you remember?
Hunk: Ehh, damn your black hearts Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
Sven: You dirty bastards! The homeless shall rise up and crush your evil empire.
Alpha 5: Yeah right kid!
Pidge: Oh, I don't know how much more I can take dude.
Red ranger: Alright, you asked for it!
The Rangers: [Singing]Go Go Power rangers... La laaa Laaaaaaa la new mighty morphin power rangers....
Voltron Force: Ahhhhh!!!
[Mountain Road]
King Alfor: Uh, I don't know man. Maybe The Power Rangers doesn't have a place up here after all.
President Sheridan: Well, it looks like we'll have to go to Plan B.
King Alfor: There's a Plan B? Why the hell have we been driving around all night and day for, when there's a Plan B?
President Sheridan: Have you ever heard of Stealth Voltron?'
King Alfor: Ah come on. Don't tell me our new Stealth Voltron has something to do with this too. It's in another dimension
President Sheridan: No, no, We're rigging a Vorlon artifact to pull it out of that dimension
President Sheridan appears to be in pain.
President Sheridan: Ah. Ah.
King Alfor: Whoa, what's the matter President Sheridan ?
President Sheridan: They're close. They're very close, I can feel them.
King Alfor: Where?
President Sheridan: They have the boys. They're, they're in trouble.
King Alfor: Oh fudge!
President Sheridan: Keep going this way, hurry.
[The Power Ranger's Four Million Dollar secret base in the Mountains]
The rangers: [Singing]Goooo Goooooo Power Rangers...[Real bad techno music plays in the background]
Kids: Ahhhh.
Hunk: Ok, ok, I'll tell you where the triangle is! It's inside my shoe.
Alpha 5 takes the triangle out of Hunk's shoe.
Lance: Oh, for Christ's sake Hunk, when's the last time you changed your socks?
Hunk: And I suppose your socks smell like the Botanical Gardens.
Blue Ranger: Finally! The triangle is ours! After centuries of waiting, We finally have the Triangle of Zordon.
The red Ranger connects the two triangles together.
Red ranger: Now, the Diamond of Pantheos is complete.
The Diamond begins spinning and sparking in mid air.
Blue Ranger: Sigai, konayowa atarashi agi maruta, i makara atashien nonamaywa!
Keith: Whoa dude!
Red ranger: MEGAZORD TIME!!
Keith: Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here!
[Downtown Voltron Park]
The MegaZord appears.
[Screech]
Capt. Ivanova: Holy crap Marcus, that's the biggest God damned deer I've ever seen!
[Downtown Voltron Park]
Newscaster: So, just weeks after the devastating attack of mutant genetic creatures, zombies, and Thanksgiving turkeys, the town of Voltron Park has managed to rebuild itself, once again, be....
[Screech]
The MegaZord begins it's destructive rampage.
Newscaster: Oh, God damn it, not again!
Japanese Dude: Megazord, Megazord, ...ito, Megazord, Megazord....
[Allura's Office]
Assistant: Allura, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are....
Allura: I noticed! Call Earth Force!
[Screech]
Allura: Oh, we'll get you, you bitch!
[Screaming]
Allura: And to think, I actually watched your HBO movie special.
[The Power Ranger's Four Million Dollar Secret base in the mountains]
King Alfor: Children!
Kids: King Alfor!
President Sheridan:Oh no! No! She's joined the two triangles?!?
Hunk: Yeh, she stole my triangle!
Keith: Get us down from here.
King Alfor: I, I can't break these locks.
President Sheridan: Stand back King Alfor.
President Sheridan: It's Ass whoopin time!
A red beam bursts from Sheridan's PPG, cutting the locks that bind the kids.
Lance: Whoa, that was cool!
President Sheridan: I've got to go after The MegaZord. King Alfor, I need you to call Delenn at ISA Headquarters on Minbar at this number.
Keith: The ISA? Sweet.
[ISA headquarters]
[Phone Ringing]
Delenn: Hello.
King Alfor: Uh, yes, is this Delenn?
Delenn: Yes it is.
King Alfor: This may sound kinda strange, but, President Sheridan asked me to call you.
Delenn: Ohh, so the Power Rangers found the other triangle, eh?
[Downtown Voltron Park]
Soldier: Alright men, give her everything you've got!
[Screech]
Earth Force opens fire on The Megazord.
The weapons have no visible effect.
Marcus and Capt. Ivanova are flying in.
Capt. Ivanova: Get around side 'her Marcus, I can't get a shot in from here.
Marcus: Ok.
Marcus gets around side of The MegaZord
Marcus: Ah, ah, I'm scared.
Capt. Ivanova fires a rocket from her SA-26 Thunderbolt at The Megazord.
It has no apparent effect.
The MegaZord smacks Marcus and Susan's fighter away.
Japanese Dude: Megazord, Megazord....
Soldier: It's no use, our firepower has no effect!!
[Street in Voltron Park]
Haggar: Oh my God, it is you! Oh I am such a huge fan Power Rangers. I never thought I'd live to see you in person!
[Screech]
Haggar: I hate to ask this, but could I get an autograph, my sister would die![Screech]
The MegaZord takes the autograph book and signs it "Power rangers".
Haggar: Oh, thank you Power Rangers!
[Screech]
[Screaming]
Koran: We're doomed, good bye Nanny.
Japanese Dude: Megazord, Megazord.
President Sheridan: Power Rangers!!!
[Screech]
Red Ranger: Oh shit!
[Screech]
President Sheridan: Time for me to whoop your ass good. You've threatened the sanity of the Universe long enough.
President Sheridan climbs aboard Stealth Voltron.
Japanese Dude: Stealth Voltron.... Oh Stealth Voltron...
The MegaZord and Stealth Voltron begin fighting.
King Alfor: Look out children!
The children scatter.
Sven finds himself in a playground.
Sven smacks a tether ball.
The tether ball gathers Sven up by the neck.
Sven: Oh no!! Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, ahhh.
Sven is choked to death by the tether ball.
Keith: Oh my God, they killed Svenny!
Lance: You bastards!
Jeff and the rest of the Vehical Voltron Force fly in aboard the Explorer.
Jeff: What's going on here?
King Alfor: Jeff?
Jeff: That's right, I'm Jeff.
King Alfor: Damn man, it's nice to meet you. The Jeff on my home planet.
Jeff: The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers havee found the Triangle of Zordon?
King Alfor: Yep, they've made the Diamond of Pantheos alright.
Jeff: Shit! Read to form Voltron! Form Feet and legs! Form Arms and Torso... AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!
VV Force: Go Voltron Force
Vehical Voltron touches down.
Japanese Dude: Vehical Voltron, Vehical Voltron, sokuro danei, Vehical Voltron, Vehical Voltron....
King Alfor: Is that really necessary?
Vehical Voltron attacks The Megazord, only to be thrown into the mountains.
The MegaZord proceeds to kick Stealth's ass.
King Alfor: It's over. She's too strong for them. We'll have to leave town.
Hunk: Make her go away. I hate Mighty Morphin Power Rangers! I hate them!
Keith: My mom always said there were no monsters, but there are, aren't there King Alfor?
King Alfor: We have to say goodbye, to Voltron Park.
The MegaZord continues its rampage.
Townswoman: Oh my God!!! Help me!!!
Allura: I have to do something...
Allura heads to Castle Control and activates the lift and heads towards the blue lion. Once inside she blasts off to go kick Megazord ass.
[Screech]
Delenn: Am I too late?
King Alfor: Who are you?
Lance: Dude, it's Delenn of the ISA, Sheridan's wife!
Hunk: Sweet!
Delenn: Here, you boys hold this walkie talkie, you can help me fight her.
Delenn hands a walkie-talkie to Keith.
King Alfor: You can try Delenn, but that thing just the crap out of President Sheridan and The Vehical Voltron Force.
Delenn :I have to try. I can't let Mighty Morphin Power Rangers do this to the entire galaxy.
Delenn climbs aboard Vortrex
Japanese Dude: Vortrex, Vortrex, nashuwaga ski-Vortrex.
[Screech]
The windows in buildings are destroyed by Vortrex's Screech.
[Screech]
An equal amount of destruction results from The Megazord's wail.
Just then a crap load of missiles hit The Megazord in the ass. We see the Blue Lion raining death on the Megazord.
Pidge: Holy crap! it's Allura!
[Keith vomits and gets a big goofy grin on his face]
Hunk: Keith wants to kiss.... Princess Allura!
Lance: No Duh fat ass!
The Megazord turn around and smacks the Blue Lion, sending it flying back into the lake.
Keith: You bitch! No-one smacks my woman and lives! Get to the Lions!
Lance: Shit Keith! We haven't flown in years!
Pidge: Who cares, it's like riding a bike.
The Voltron force runs for the castle, suit up and get in their Lions and blast off.
Hunk: Ugh, guys my Uniform seriously it's cutting off circulation to my fireman!
Lance: Lay off the pork next time fat ass.
Hunk: Screw you Hippee!
Soon Voltron if formed and it joins up with Vortrex.
Keith: Form Blazing Sword!
When blazing sword is formed, Megazord removes it's Mecha Jockstrap and whips out it's sword!
Allura: Sick dude!
Keith: You ain't seen nothing yet [nudge, nudge, wink, wink]
Lance cracks up laughing.
Lance: if it's anything like we've seen in the shower room... I'm not impessed Captain.
The MegaZord takes it's sword and hits Blue Lion driving the sword into the cockpit staring Allura in the face.
Allura: OH SHIT! KEITH!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!
Keith: No-one touches my woman with their sword but me! DIE!
Lion Voltron powers up and takes out The MegaZord's sword with the Blazing Sword. Fuel begins spirting out of the stump.
Red ranger: We will not be defeated!
Continue on to Part 2 of Megazord