Episode 08: NetterPark Digital
[TV]
Man: Well detective it looks like you fooled them again.
Detective: Well then it is work I guess. I just hope that next time, I don't have to run so much.
Cheesy music comes on with the credits
[Classroom]
Koran turns the TV Show off
Koran: Ok children, what do you think Quincy meant when he said this is not a victimless crime?
[Silence]
Koran: Anybody? Children, were you paying attention?
Lance: Koran, we've been watching Quincy repeats for 8 days now. It's hard to keep paying attention.
Koran: Oh well excuse me Lance. Why don't you just forget what Quincy has to say. Why don't you not pay attention to Quincy and let's see how far you get in society. Ok Keith, why don't you tell us how Quincy knew the poison was in the milk.
Keith: Can't we just be like normal Academy students for a little while?
Koran: Oh and what do you consider normal?
Keith: Oh I dunno, like learn about Nuclear Weapons and more ways to slice Robeats with the blazing sword and go on field trips and stuff.
Class: Yeah!!
Koran: Well Mr.Smartypants, it just so happens we ARE going on a field trip tomorrow.
Class: Hooray!
Lance: To where?
Koran: To the NetterPark Digital Studios.
Class: Awww....
Hunk: NetterPark Digital Studios is lame.
Koran: Aw now what's wrong with the NetterPark Digital Studios?
Keith: It's boring!
Lance: Yeah, all the CGI people look alike!
Koran: Well too bad. You're all going to the NetterPark Digital Studios tomorrow and you're all going to love it. In the meantime we're going to watch episode number 203, Quincy Under Siege.
He puts in a tape and a Cheesy Spoo Commercial comes up
Koran: Oh sorry, I taped these at home so there's more commercials.
Cheesy Spoo Guy: Hey kids, do you love Cheesy Spoo?
Class: Yes.
Cheesy Spoo Guy: Well Cheesy Spoo is looking for a kid to sing the happy Cheesy Spoo song. Watch for our talent Parker as it goes around the planet!
Hunk: I can sing the Cheesy Spoo song!
Cheesy Spoo Guy: If you win, you can be picked to be in our next Cheesy Spoo commercial! So remember [starts singing] I love cheesy Spoo, you love cheesy Spoo, if we didn't eat cheesy Spoo we'd be lame...
[Bus]
Koran: Ok children let's quiet down, so the bus driver can consentrate on the road.
Bitchy Transport Driver: That ain't how you do it! It goes like this! SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!!!
Bus is silenced
Koran: Ow....geezes lady!
She stops the bus really fast and all the children fly out of their seats
Bitchy Transport Driver: THERE'S THE NETTERPARK DIGITAL STUDIOS, WATCH YOUR STEP ON THE WAY DOWN SO NOT TO HURT YOURSELF!!!!!!
Some kid: Owww.....
[Outside the NetterPark Digital Studios]
Koran: Ok children, now I'm going to remind you this is a NetterPark Digital Studios. Not a bancock brothel. Let's behave ourselves.
Cheesy Spoo Guy is standing with his Van
Cheesy Spoo Guy: Does your kid have what it takes to be the next Cheesy Spoo anthem singer?
Hunk: Hey there it is!
Cheesy Spoo Guy: We're going around the country trying to find the kid who can sing the Cheesy Spoo Song better than anybody.
Hunk: I can sing the Cheesy Spoo song with both hands tied behind my back!
Pidge: You couldn't get both your arms behind your back fatass!
Koran: Come on Hunk, we're going to the NetterPark Digital Studios.
Hunk: But I have to go sing the Cheesy Spoo song for that talent vaaann!!!!
Koran: No you have to in this building and see a bunch of stupid stars, now come on.
Hunk: But I wanna sing the Cheesy Spoo song!!! You guys seriously!!!!
[Inside the NetterPark Digital Studios]
Josh: Hello children, my name is Josh. Welcome to the Netter Digi... I mean NetterPARK Digital Studios.
Lance: I thought it was Netter Digital Studios.
Josh: Well it is, but we don't want to get charged money for using the name.
Koran: That's a pretty strange reason.
Josh: Yes perhaps some day I can take over the company.
Hunk raises his hand
Josh: Yes little boy?
Hunk: How long is that Cheesy Spoo van gonna be outside?
Josh: Well I don't know, but anyway boys and girls soon you'll be witnessing the wonders of the universe. But first I wanna show you how the Studios work.
Hunk: As if we care.
A little boy approaches
Lance: Hey who are you?
Josh: Thats....little Spike, he runs the big projector for us.
Spike: I love my work.
Keith: Whoa dude, you're only as old as us. Shouldn't you be in school?
Spike: I love my work.
Keith and Lance give each other looks
Josh: Come on, let's get into the NetterPark shall we?
[Inside the Lightwave room]
Josh: Goodmorning children and welcome to the NetterPark Digital Studios. We're going on a fascinating ride through the universe. So I advise you to lean back in your chairs and get comfortable.
The chairs lean back
Pidge: This is stupid.
Sven: Yah. I rather ve voinking Romelle
Josh: And now I'm going to dim the lights, and let the graphics....come out.
Lance: Whoopee...
Josh: Here we see the Omega Class Destroyer "Agamemnon" blowing the hell out of a Defense Satellite. These graphics over here form the show Reboot. While this graphic comes from Vortrex, our replacement for Lion Voltron.
V-Force: WHAT!?!
Josh: Don't worry children, Lion Voltron will still be around.
Sven: Yah he vetter be! Or I might have to get Scandinavian on your ass.
Josh: And these two little drawings over here are from A Call to Arms.
The ACTA shots are shown with the Excaliber and Whitestars everywhere in a detailed drawing
Josh: Now these shots are actually made of pixels. Which is exactly what comes out of my neighbor's ass...
Hunk: Ah man screw this.
He leaves the NetterPark Digital Studios
Josh increases the intensity level
Josh: Now breath deep as the graphics slowly start to move in little circles. I know that you think All CGI shows are boring, but I'm gonna try to change the way you think about that.
The kids are all dazed by the graphics moving around
[Outside near the Spoo van]
Some kid: ...love cheesy Spoo, if we didn't eat cheesy Spoo we'd be lame.
Cheesy Spoo Guy: That was great Tommy. Tommy Fresc from Tory Pines, he could be our winner.
Hunk: Excuse me but I do believe that sucked ass.
Cheesy Spoo Guy: Oh, and what's your name little boy?
Hunk: Hunk.
Cheesy Spoo Guy: Alright here's Hunk giving it a shot.
Hunk pushes Tommy out of the way
Hunk: Ahem....[starts singing] I love Cheesy Spoo, you love Cheesy Spoo, if we didn't eat Cheesy Spoo, we'd be laaaameee! I'm talking Power Rangers laaameeahhh!
Cheesy Spoo Guy: Wow!
Hunk: Ah drop sucker on that!
[Ouside the NetterPark Digital Studios]
All the kids and Koran come out
Koran: Well kids how did you like the NetterPark Digital Studios?
Lance: Oh man I don't feel so good.
Keith: Me neither, but I loved the NetterPark Digital Studios.
Lance: Me too! It was sweet!
Koran: Really? What did you like best about it?
Lance: I don't know.
Keith: I don't even remember what happened!
Koran: Wait a minute, where's Hunk?
Hunk approaches
Hunk: I did it! I did it!
Lance: Did what?
Hunk: I got a callback for the Cheesy Spoo song!
Koran: You snuck off and sang that stupid song?
Hunk: Yeah dude, but I got in the finals for tomorrow!
Josh comes out
Josh: Goodbye children, thanks for visiting. Don't forget we have laser wrestling shows tonight at the NetterPark. This week is laser Steve Austin and laser Sting.
[Bus]
Lance: My head still feels funny.
Keith: Yeah me too.
Pidge: Oh man I feel like Hunk sat on me.
Hunk: Shut up Pidge! Hey you guys, when I'm doing that Cheesy Spoo commercial, I bet I get all the Cheesy Spoo I want.
Lance: Like you really need it hippoass.
Hunk: It's sad how jealous you are Lance, it really is.
Some kid from the NetterPark Digital Studios pops out of a seat
Kid: Ohaaahhh!!!
Lance: Ahh dude! Who the hell are you?
Kid: My name is Parker...
Keith: Parker? What the hell you doing on our bus? Koran there's some freaky kid from the NetterPark Digital Studios on our bus!
Koran: Oh great then I guess we'll have to go back.
Parker: No! Don't go back! No!
Hunk: Hey be careful asshole!
Parker: Please don't take me back there! Can't...can't...
Keith: Alright dude, mellow out, geez.
Parker: Ahhh...
He faints
Koran: We better get him to the nurse's office, stacked!
[Nurse's Office]
Parker is lying on the table
Parker: Yaaaahh!!! NetterPark Digital Studios...ahh!
Nurse Lotor: I'll give him a pain killer. That should calm him down.
Parker: No no no pain killer! I'll be ok!
Maribella: Oh um ok, Parker, I'm soothsayer Maribella, have you been smoking marijuna? Marijuana's bad, darling?
Parker: Must tell...the machine..the machine is eee...
Maribella: Well I've never seen anything like this. What do you think Zarkon?
Zarkon: Well whatever happened to him, happened at the NetterPark Digital Studios.
Parker: Ahh NetterPark Digital Studios!
Zarkon: I think tonight that NetterPark is doing laser Stone Cold, I might have to check it out.
Parker: Ahh!
[NetterPark Digital Studios]
Cheesy music is playing while a bunch of stupid laser things are shown
Zarkon: Oh man this is boring.
Guy next to him: Yeah, who the heck finds this stuff interesting?
Hippie with White Shirt: Dude this is totally killer.
Tye Dye Shirt Hippie: I hope this goes on for 7 months or something.
Josh is shown rising the intensity level
Josh: You will not remember what happens here. To remember it will cause incredible pain. Incredible pain. Incredible icky pain!
Hippie With Tye Dye Shirt: Dude, I'm totally tripping...
Everyone's eyes go into a daze
[Classroom]
Koran: Today children we are going to learn about Japenese poems called haikus. A haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid. For example...uh where's Hunk?
Pidge: That's a haiku?
Koran: No I'm asking why Hunk isn't at school.
Keith: Oh.
Koran: Was he on the school bus this morning?
Sven: No.
Lance starts moving his fingers doing a haiku
Lance: Fatass Hunk...was not on the school bus today....what a big fat turd.
Koran: Oh, very good haiku Lance. Yes, haikus have five syllables, then seven, then five. Svenny, can you give us another example?
Svenny: When I went after Romelle... I gave her a big fat discharge... Thats the way to boink.
Koran: very good Svenny.
Allura: What's a discharge?
[Keith leans over and whispers it into her ear, in turn Allura smacks him]
Allura: Keith, you are one sick bastard.... Meet me leter behind the castle for a demonstration.
[Keith vomits]
Sven: Yah, Keith! You show her how ve Earthers do it.
[Keith Vomits]
Pidge: Yeah! Yee Haw!
Allura: Shut up Pidge!
Lance: Koran, since haikus suck so much ass, can we go back to the NetterPark digital again?
Keith: Yeah I wanna go to the NetterPark Digital Studios again too!
Koran: But you were just there, why do you wanna go again so soon?
[Silence]
Keith: Yeah, why DO we wanna go again so soon?
Lance: I dunno. I just have this sudden urge to go back.
Koran: Well I guess we could go again since it's just down the street.
Hunk comes in
Hunk: Well hello, it's all my little friends with all their little dreams.
Koran: Hunk, where have you been?
Hunk: Let's see where have I been, where have I been.....
Keith: Where have you been Hunk?
Hunk: Well I might have been over at the Cheesy Spoo call back, winning regional championship!
unrolls a certificate
Class gasps
Hunk: This is my regional championship certificate. Do you like it? Hey where's your regional champion certificate Minmei? Oh you don't have one? Hmm did you have a regional certificate Allura? No? Apparently only I do!
Lance does another haiku
Lance: Ass full of pork fat...jiggles like a jello mold....mouth is flapping too.
Hunk: Your haiku insults have no affect on me Lance. I'm regional champion.
Keith: Does that mean you're gonna be on that Cheesy Spoo commercial?
Hunk: It's between me and four other kids. I'm on my way now with Nanny to the finals.
Lance does yet another haiku
Lance: I bet you don't win...they don't let big fatasses...perform on TV.
Koran: Very good Lance.
Hunk attempts at a haiku
Hunk: Shut your god damn mouth...or else I'm gonna...kick you....squa....in the balls...asshole...ah damn it!
[Nurse's Office]: Uh, how's he doing nurse?
Nurse Lotor: He's stable. But I still can't get any information out of him. I'm gonna sedate him now.
Parker: No! No drugs!
Maribella: Drugs are good, darling.
Parker: Don't let them....no....NetterPark Digital Studios...
Nurse Lotor: Why Parker?
Parker: The machine is...ahh....
Maribella: The machine is ahh? That's probably bad.
Nurse Lotor: He's been talking about "the machine" for hours. That and Daisy Fuentes.
Parker: Why America's Funniest Home videos?? Why??
Maribella: Uh there's only one way to get any sense out of him. We're gonna have to try a mind meld, darling.
Nurse Lotor: A what?
Maribella: Well it's an ancient technique handed down from Acedamy soothsayer to Academy soothsayer. I don't like to use it, but it may be our only hope.
Nurse Lotor: Well what will you need?
Maribella: Just time to prepare Lotor. Just time....darling.
[NetterPark Digital Studios]
Josh: Well children, I'm so glad you came back to learn more.
Koran: They just begged to come back, I couldn't get them to shut up about it.
Josh: Well I'm sure we're gonna have a marvelous time, won't we children?
Kids: [In a hypnotic voice] Yes.
Hippies: This way please, enjoy your visit.
[Inside the Lightwave room]
Josh: Billions of pixels and billions of images make up our shows. Here you see a Vorlon Planetkiller, A deathstar.
Koran: I'm just gonna step outside and go wee-wee.
Josh: Certainly Koran.
As Koran steps out, Josh turns up the intesity level
Josh: You love the NetterPark Digital Studios. To be without the NetterPark Digital Studios causes you horrible pain. All you want to do is help the NetterPark Digital Studios thrive! To not do so makes your stomach ache with needle like sta....
Koran comes back in and Josh turns the intesity level back to normal
Josh: .....and right over here we see the Hyperion Class Cruiser orion. The Orion's engine is made up of three engines. One of which...
Keith: Dude, what just happened?
Lance: What do you mean?
Keith: Come on, we gotta get out of here before something bad happens.
[Talent Show Studio]
Hunk itches his nose
Nanny: Don't pick your nose hon.
Hunk: I wasn't picking it, I had a itch for cryin out loud.
Nanny: Don't be nervous, I'm sure you'll win.
Hunk: I dunno, there's a lot of competition here.
Some little girl: You think I might win mommy?
Girl's mom: I hope so honey. Then perhaps we can eat for a little while.
Hunk: Hey look they're giving away bread outside!
Little Girl: Did you hear that mommy?
Mother: Come on perhaps we can get some food in our stomachs!
They leave
Hunk: Sike!
[Outside the NetterPark Digital Studios]
Koran: What the hell are you boys doing, you're supposed to be in there.
Keith: Koran, we think that the NetterPark Digital Studios guy is.....
Lance: Shhh!
Josh comes out
Josh: Goodbye children, thanks for coming.
Minmei: I wanna go again. I wanna go again!
Koran: Oh for pete's sake Minmei, you just went.
Josh: Well Minmei, if you like the NetterPark so much, perhaps you'd like to do some volunteer work here.
Minmei: Yes, yes please!
Some other kids: Me too I wanna do it!
Josh: Koran?
Koran: Well I guess I could give them extra credit for it.
Josh: Excellent! Why don't we step over here and I'll show all you children how to volunteer.
Kids: Hooray!
Keith: Dude, this isn't right.
Lance: Why?
Keith: We're kids dude. We don't volunteer for anything.
Lance: Oh yeah.
Keith: Come on, we gotta see what's going on in there.
[Inside the Control Room]
Lance: Here's the control panel that operates all the Lightwave machine.
Keith: Svenny you go out there and tell us what you see.
Svenny: Uh huh.
Svenny goes humming into the Lightwave room and sits in a seat
Pidge hits the switch.
Svenny: I don't see it.
Lance: You see? Nothing dude, just a bunch of stars.
Keith:Yeah I guess so.
Pidge increases the intesity level
Svenny: Oh dude!
Lance: What does that do?
Pidge: I dunno.
Svenny: Ooooooohhhhh!!!!!
Pidge: Svenny what's it doing? It says "maximum".
They turn up the intesity level so high Svenny explodes
Keith: Oh my god! We've killed Svenny!
Lance: We're bastards!
Pidge turns the machine off
Keith: Dude I told you something was up with this place!
Lance: We gotta go tell somebody quick!
[Talent Studio]
Some kid is performing
Kid: O....and GO...and Bingo was his name-o. Once a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o.
[Claps 4 times]
Kid: O....[clap]...O....and Bingo was his name-o. Once a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o. [Clap]...ING....ING...ING....and Bingo was his naaamme-o.
Judge: Thank you, uh Peter, we'll let you know very soon. Next will be uh...Hunk.
Nanny: Hello everybody! Now just do it like we rehearsed hon.
Hunk: I know I know.
Nanny turns some music on
Hunk starts singing and dancing
Hunk: She was hogged by the money! So hogged by her honey! She was hogged by the money.....on the street hooray!
He rips his red jacket off to reveal a blue shirt
Hunk: Life is only what we choose to make it! Let's just take it! Let us be free! We can find the glory we all dream of! and with our love, we can win.....
[Hunk rips off his shirt and begins dancing around]
Hunk: Still.... We must fight or face defeat! We must stand tall and not...retreat! With our strength we'll find the light, there's no fight we can't fight...together... all together.. we can win!
[Silence]
Dog barking is heard in the background
Judge: Well Hunk, that certainly was...insane.
Hunk: Thank you.
Judge: We'll let you know.
Nanny: Thank you. Don't pick your nose hon.
Hunk: I'm not picking it Nanny! God damn it I had a itch!
They leave
Judge: Geezes, where do we find these people.
[Nurse's Office]
Maribella: Our minds are one. darling. Our thoughts are one....darling.
Nurse Lotor: This is the strangest thing I've ever seen.
Maribella: Please Lotor, for a piece of crap with fecies on your face, you're not being very openminded.
Continues to meditate with Parker
Maribella: Open your mind, to your soothsayer. Open your mind.
Parker: Josh....
Maribella: Yes....
Nurse Lotor: He controls the NetterPark Digital Studios, what about him?
Maribella, Parker: He uses the machine. The Lightwave machine. darling. He uses it to erase minds.
Nurse Lotor: But why?
Maribella, Parker: NetterPark Digital Studios. About to aquire Robotech 3000. Josh had to create slaves to survive incase it turns into another Robotech II.
Nurse Lotor: My god this is amazing!
Maribella: Please nurse you're throwing off my chee, darling?
[Talent Studio]
Judge: We certainly would like to congradulate all our finalists. Only one of our finalists can win the grand prize and, unfortunately that finalist is Hunk.
Hunk: Yess! I'm the best!
Judge: You were actually our last choice, but the other children had unexpectedly taken jobs as volunteers at the NetterPark Digital Studios.
Another judge: That's odd.
Hunk: Sweeet!
[News]
Newscaster: It appears that more and more Voltron Park residents are dicovering the wonder and joy of the NetterPark Digital Studios. Here with a special report is a 34 year old Asian man who looks strikingly simila to Ricardo Montalban.
[Outside the NetterPark Digital Studios on News]
Asian Man: Thanks Tom, yes indeed the NetterPark Digital Studios has become very popular as word spreads, it really isn't as lame and stupid as one suspected. I'm here with the NetterPark Digital Studios operator, Josh Prikryl.
Josh: Thank you, I'd like to open an invitation to all Voltron Park residents, to come see a special free show this evening. I guarantee, it'll change the way you think about NetterPark.
Asian Man: So bring the whole family to the NetterPark Digital Studios, for a night of excitement and wonder.
[Police]
Keith: And then we turned the dial and Svenny went into a kind of....hypnosis.
Mr. Garibaldi: That's a pretty far fetched story boys.
Lance: But it's true dude!
Mr. Garibaldi: Are you boys just sure you're not making this all up?
Keith: Yeah, pretty sure.
Mr. Garibaldi: Well just as soon as I handle all the other crime in Voltron Park, I'm gonna go with you to the NetterPark Digital Studios so I can prove that nothing's wrong.
Keith: What other crime in Voltron Park?
Mr. Garibaldi: Oh yeah, let's go.
[Cheesy Spoo Commercial Set]
Director: Ok, let's shoot the commercial. Where's our Cheesy Spoo talent?
Hunk: I'm over here!
Hunk is in a large Cheesy Spoo costume
Nanny: Oh you look great hon! Nanny's fat little piggy!
Hunk: AY! Let's hurry, this costume is hot.
Director: Ok roll camera, and action.
Hunk: I love cheesy Spoo, you love cheesy....
Nanny: Oh wait! Wait! You've got a little eye buger hon.
Hunk: Oh Nanny for pete's sake!
Nanny: Got it!
Director: Aaand Action!
Hunk: I love cheesy Spoo...
Director: Hold it! Cut! Can we get some more light on that backdrop?
Light guy: Sure thing!
Hunk: Oh man. Come on!
Light Guy: Got it!
Director: Ok here we go....and action.
Hunk: I love cheesy Spoo you love cheesy Spoo....
Director: Cut!
Hunk: Ay!
Director: I'm not liking the shoes, can we change the shoes?
Hunk: Oh god damn it!
[Outside the NetterPark Digital Studios]
Mr. Garibaldi knocks on the door
Josh: Oh hello officer of the law.
Mr. Garibaldi: Hello Mr.NetterPark Digital Studios operator.
Josh: What brings you out here.
Mr. Garibaldi: Well these boys seem to think you're some kind of sick weirdo that's got a master plan to screw with the minds of everyone in town.
Mr. Garibaldi laughs
Josh: Oh really.
[Lance and Keith hide behind Mr. Garibaldi]
Mr. Garibaldi: Yeah, I just thought I'd come show them around. So they know there's nothing to be scared of.
Josh: Actually this is a pretty inopportune time.
Mr. Garibaldi: Ok, I'll be quick then.
Josh: Of course officer. Come on in.
[Inside NetterPark Digital Studios]
There are a million kids and King Alfor all hypnotized in doing work
King Alfor: [In a hypnotic voice] Hello children.
Keith: Oh no! They got King Alfor too!
King Alfor: Welcome to the NetterPark Digital Studios.
Mr. Garibaldi: Well it's nice to see you finally got a real job King Alfor.
King Alfor: I love my work.
Mr. Garibaldi: I know what you mean. I've always loved the NetterPark Digital Studios too.
Josh: Would you like to see some Lightwave graphics officer?
Lance, Keith: NO!
Mr. Garibaldi: That would be super dooper!
Lance: Don't do it Mr. Garibaldi!
[Hunk's quarters]
Hunk calls his grandma
Grandma: Hello?
Hunk: Hi grandma, it's me Hunk.
Grandma: Oh hello Hunk. Grandma sure has missed you!
Hunk: I just wanted to remind you I'm gonna be on Television Tonight, so be sure to watch.
Grandma: Oh I will Hunk.You know I remember when I was a little girl and had my first talent show audition......
Hunk: Ok bye.
He calls Keith's quarters
Keith's Message Machine: Hello Keith isn't in right now, please leave a message.
[Beep]
Hunk: Keith, I'm gonna be on TV tonight, be sure to watch.
He calls Lance's quarters
Lance's Message Machine: Hello you've reached Lance. Please leave a message.
[beep]
Hunk: Where the hell is everybody? I'm gonna be on TV tonight, you guys better not miss it.
[NetterPark Digital Studios, Lightwave Room]
Josh: And this is our new Stealth Voltron.
Mr. Garibaldi: Oh neato.
Josh turns up the intesity level
Josh: And now officer, from this moment on, you will think that you are Duck Dogers. To not be Duck Dogers will cause you great pain.
Josh: [To Lance and Keith] You see children, there's no stopping me. Even your highly intelligent policeman are no match for me.
Lance: He's not highly intelligent.
Keith: Why are you doing this dude?
Josh: Why? Because nowadays kids have computers, and surround sound television. They've forgotten all about the hard work NetterParks puts into the shows. But I'll make them remember! Starting with the two of you!
[Hunk's quarters]
TV Annoucer: Rebutt and Zooter will be right back after these announcements.
Hunk: Oh dude here it comes!
Commercial guy: Packed full of ingredients, Cheesy Spoo can really give you that quick pick me up. So remember.....
Singing Voice: I love cheesy Spoo, you love cheesy Spoo. If we didn't eat cheesy Spoo, we'd be....
Hunk comes up on screen in his costume
Hunk: Lame.
TV Announcer: And now back to Rebutt and Zooter.
Hunk: Yes yes that was me!!!! I was on television!!!
[NetterPark Digital Studios]
Maribella and Nurse Lotor burst through the doors
Maribella: Ah hah! Caught you red-handed! darling.
Keith: Maribella!
Maribella: Mr. Garibaldi, this man is using some kind of mind control.
Mr. Garibaldi stars talking like Duck Dogers
Nurse Lotor: What's wrong with him?
Mr. Garibaldi: I AM DUCK DOGERS OF THE 24TH AND A HALF CENTURY!.
Maribella: Oh no, apparently he thinks he's Donald Duck.
Josh: No you idiot! He thinks he's Daffy Duck! Daffy, escort our guests to the Lightwave room.
Mr. Garibaldi: Oh if you wouldn't mind, would you please follow me.
Maribella: Uh oh.
[Lightwave Room, NetterPark Digital Studios]
Josh: Let's begin, shall we? And now you will remember nothing! Except that the NetterPark is the best thing you've ever known.
Hunk enters
Hunk: Well well well, you guys can now kiss my ass because I was on Television!
Everyone ignores him, too dazed by the stars
Hunk: Ay didn't you guys see it? I was on television! You missed it! You missed it because of this stupid NetterPark Digital Studios!
Hunk knocks over the lightwave machine
Hunk: NetterPark suck ass!!!!
The machine goes in reverse and all the light goes into Josh' eye completely erasing his mind.
Everyone wakes up from the hypnosis
Lance: Hunk, you saved us.
Hunk: What the hell are you talking about?
Keith: Get over here and untie us
Hunk starts untying everyone
Maribella: Hunk you really saved the day, darling.
Mr. Garibaldi: Not so fast there tubby. I'm just takin care of business.
Maribella: Think hard Michael. You're not really a Warner Brothers character. You're a fat stupid worthless policeman in a small town, okay darling?
Mr. Garibaldi goes back to normal
Mr. Garibaldi: Oh thank you from a fate worse than death soothsayer!
Keith: Oh my god! Josh!
Lance: He got a full dose of Lightwave.
Keith: Yeah, with nobody around to say anything.
Lance: Can you imagine it Keith. A mind...emptied....by that...thing.
Hunk: Wow what a day this has been, I was on TV and I'm a hero.
He itches his nose
Nanny pops into the room
Nanny: Don't pick your nose hon.
Hunk: GOD DAMN IT I WASN'T PICKING IT I HAD AN ITCH!!!!!!!!!!!