Episode 11: LOTOR!

[Koran's Classroom]
Hunk: [Singing]Today's a good day.
Hunk is handing out envelopes.
Hunk: Here you go Lance. And here's yours Keith. And here's one for you Pidge.
Pidge: What is this Hunk?
Hunk: They're invitations to my birthday party this weekend.
Keith: Oh, sweet! Nanny giving you a big party again this year?
Hunk: That's right! [Singing]Cause it's my birthday, my b-b-b-birthday.
Lance: Kick ass dude! Nanny throws the best birthday parties ever.
Hunk: That's right!
Keith: Yeah, if my mom could cook like Nanny, I'd be a big fat-ass too.
Hunk: That's right, HEY!
Prince Bandor: Oh Hunk, I didn't get an invitiation.
Hunk: Oh really, gosh, where could I have put Prince Bandor's invitation? [Bandor smiles] Let's see, Prince Bandor's invitation, Prince Bandor's invitation. Oh, I remember, I shoved it up my ass![Bandor frowns] Yes, that's right. I wrote it out, put it in an envelope, sealed it, and then, bloop, shoved it right up my ass. Forever ruining any chance you had of coming to my birthday party. Sorry Prince Bandor old chap!
Hunk continues handing out the invitations.
Hunk: Here's yours Allura, and here's your's Clyde.
Koran: Children, children, today is a very special day.
Hunk: No, my birthday isn't until Saturday.
Koran: I'm not talking about your birthday Hunk. We have a new student joining our class today.
Hunk: Ahhhh.
Koran: Now, some of you know what it's like to be the Lotor in town, so I want you all to take special care to make him feel welcome. I want you all to meet our new classmate...uh, what's your name again?
Prince Lotor: Prince Lotor!
[Some weird latin-like chanting begins. "Rectum Dominate in english" "Ass master in Arussian"']
There are flames in Prince Lotor's eyes.
Koran: Say hi to Prince Lotor!
[Silence]
Koran: And where are you from Prince Lotor?
Prince Lotor: The seventh layer of Hell!
Koran: Oh, that's exciting. My mother was from Earth.
[Weird chanting]
Prince Lotor: My arrival denotes the end of the beginning, the beginning of the end. The new reign of my father.
Koran: Your father?
Prince Lotor: The King of Darkness.
Koran: Wow, we have royalty in our class.
Prince Lotor: Why don't you take your seat Prince Lotor, we're going to finish our lesson on great singers of the Baroque era.
Koran begins erasing some of the chalk board.
Koran: Now children, Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass. Her and a lot of blonde....
Hunk: Hey Lotor, do you want an invitation to my birthday party?
Prince Lotor: Here begins the rule of pain, the new domination of....
Hunk: Psyche! I wasn't going to give you an invitation! Hehehehehe. Hey, who cuts your hair ya piece of crap, Stevie Wonder?!?
[Weird chanting]
Fire appears in Prince Lotor's eyes.
Hunk's desk lifts into the air and flips upside down.
Hunk falls to the ground.
Hunk: Ehhh.
The desk flies out the window.
Keith: Whoa dude!
Pidge: Damn, what a freak!
Hunk: Hey, I had a poofie pie in that desk asshole!
Prince Lotor: Now feel the wrath of the great doom commander! The plague of night is upon thee.
Koran: Prince Lotor, do you need to sit in time-out for a few minutes?
Hunk: Heh, [singing]you got in trouble, you got in trouble.

[Cafeteria]
Keith: Hey Hunk, how come the birthday invitation you gave me says "Green VF-1 Veritech"?
Lance: Yeh, mine says "Red VF-1 Veritech".
Hunk: Right, that's what you're supposed to get me for my birthday.
Keith: Dude! Eh. You're not supposed to tell people what to get you for your birthday.
Lance: Yeah, that's weak.
Hunk: Look, it's very simple guys. Green VF-1 Veritech goes with Red VF-1 Veritech and Yellow VF-1 Veritech to make the airwing of the SDF-1. You have to have all three or it doesn't work, see?
Keith: Up yours Hunk, I'll get you whatever the hell I want.
Hunk: Ohh, so maybe you don't want to have any of Nanny's cake, pie and ice cream then?
Keith: Oh, Green, Green VF-1 Veritech it is.
Hunk: Now, as you can see Svenny, you are to get me...Yellow VF-1 Veritech. That's because Yellow VF-1 Veritech is the cheapest one, and I know how poor you are.
Prince Lotor tries to sit in with the kids.
Keith: Hey, what do you think you're doing, Lotor?
Hunk: Yeh, you can't sit with us, weirdo!
Prince Lotor: Infidels, I will turn you all into beasts of burden!
Lance: You can't sit with us Lotor, go find another table.
Hunk: Ehhh, eh, anyway Svenny, Yellow VF-1 Veritech is only $8.95 in American dollars if you order it from Japan, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two while it's being shipped from Earth to Arus.
[Laughter]
Svenny socks Hunk in the face.
Hunk: Hey!
Prince Lotor moves to sit with Prince Bandor.
Prince Bandor: Oh, good day Prince Lotor. My name is Prince Bandor, crown prince of Pollux, but everyone calls me Princess, because they hate me.
Prince Lotor: Then I will call you Princess.
Prince Bandor: Right-o.
Keith: Hey Lotor. Svenny says he saw your mom drop you off this morning, and she's a real dog.
Svenny: I said she looks like a fucking bitch.
Prince Lotor: That does it! Woofda!
[Weird Chanting]
Keith: What the?!?
Lance: Dude, he turned Svenny into a three towed Serpent of Death.
Keith: A what?!?
Svenny: HISS - HISS.
Hunk: Hey! Turn him back you butthole, he has to buy me the Yellow VF-1 Veritech!
King Alfor: Hello there children.
Keith: Hey King Alfor.
King Alfor: How's it goin'?
Lance: Bad.
King Alfor: Why bad?
Lance: King Alfor, there's a new kid in school, and he's a total weirdo-freak.
King Alfor: Oh, children, children, you shouldn't not like somebody just because they're different. Here, let me sing you a little song.
King Alfor: [Singing]We're all special in our own way, everybody's different, but that's ok, cause even though we might have different colored skin, different points of views, be tall or thin, it doesn't mean I can't lay you down woman. And touch your silky skin, put my love deep inside you, where no man has ever been, rub you leg, caress your thighs, and.... Uh, what were we talkin' about again?
Lance: Lotor!
[Weird Chanting]
Prince Lotor: Death to the holy! The wrath of the fallen doom commander now makes for you all!
Keith: Whoa!
King Alfor: Oh, that is one fudged up little cracker!
Pidge: We told you dude.
Stuff and kids begin flying about the cafeteria.
Kid: Ahhh.
King Alfor: We've got to do something children, he's tearing my cafeteria apart.
Prince Lotor: Bring me President Sheridan! My wrath shall continue until I speak with President Sheridan!
Kid: Ahhhh!
Keith,Lance: President Sheridan?

[Dressing room of ISA President John Sheridan] Roland: Two minutes to next scene, President Sheridan.
President Sheridan: Thank you Roland.
Keith: President Sheridan, President Sheridan!
President Sheridan: Uhhh Hey kids, I only do autographs after the show.
Keith: No, no, there's a big problem at school. new kid showed up wearing all black, and, and King Alfor thinks he's evil.
Lance: Yeh, look what he did to our friend, Svenny.
Svenny: HISS - HISS.
President Sheridan: Wow. That's pretty heavy. Dressed in All Black you say? Was he a Psi-Cop?
Keith: No, This Lotor, he just keeps throwing things around, and saying stuff about his dark king father coming. He says he wants to talk to you!
President Sheridan: The Dark King!
Keith: Yeh.
Lance: Yeh.
President Sheridan: So it was written, and so the cycle of years brings the son of the evil one.
Keith: Oh brother, now he's talking like Lotor.
President Sheridan: You must take me to the seedling of Zarkon so my eyes can confirm the wretched truth.
[Silence]
Lance: Kay.
[Pidge whispers to Lance]
Pidge: I think he's been spending to much time on Minbar.

[Playground]
[Whistle]
Old lady: Five minutes until recess is over, you little bastards.
Hunk has a chart displayed on the playground.
Hunk: Now, as you can see, the Red VF-1 Veritech uses the Fastpack, which is what Clyde will be getting me for my birthday. Allura, you were supposed to get me the AJAX Assult chopper, illustrated here. But, I'm changing your present to the Yellow VF-1 Veritech, since Svenny has been turned into a three towed Serpent of Death. That means that the SDF-1, illustrated hyah, will be a gift given by two people at one time, cause it costs more money.
[Weird Chanting]
Prince Lotor ignites a football
Prince Lotor starts a slide on fire.
Kid: Ahhh.
Minmei: Our slide.
Prince Lotor: Feel my wrath!
Prince Lotor lights up a see-saw.
Kid: Buhhhh!
Prince Bandor: Oh dear, you shouldn't be so upset Prince Lotor, I know it's hard being the new kid, but the children may accept you someday.
Prince Lotor: I don't need acceptance, I'm the son of Zarkon.
A jungle gym is torched.
Kid: Ahhh!
Prince Bandor: What do you mean? I know what it's like not to have friends. Perhaps you should speak to the school soothsayer Maribella. She helps me a lot when I'm feeling lonely.
President Sheridan: Prince Lotor!
Prince Lotor: Ahh, President of crap, Cursed Ruler of the InterStellar Alliance
President Sheridan: So it is you, Son of Zarkon. Back to your evil ways I see
Prince Lotor: Your time on this planet is short. Soon, my father comes.
President Sheridan: Let him come then, I shall stop him. I defeated the Shadows after all.
Clouds obscure the sun.
Prince Lotor: Behold, he is already upon us.
Pidge: Oh, dude!
[Zarkon is speaking in something that may be Drule]
Susan Ivanova: What the hell is going on here?
Priest: Look, it's that guy from the Babylon 5 show.
Lady: What's happening?
King Alfor: Come over here if you're scared, women. I'll protect you.
Koran comes over and grasps King Alfor.
King Alfor: Not you damn it!
[Zarkon continues speaking in tongues]
Prince Lotor: President Sheridan, my father says, he chooses you, he calls you out! Be here at this time tomorrow. Here the terms will be discussed.
President Sheridan: Very well, let the final battle between the darkness and the light be fought right here in Voltron Park!
Susan Ivanova: Come on Garibaldi, we've got to get our asses to the booky.
Keith: You're gonna fight Zarkon?
President Sheridan: This fight has been ordained since the beginning. Children, this is the most crucial and serious time, in the history of the Alliance.

[Hunk's Quarters]
[Television commercial]
Commercial Voice: Who will win our galaxy?!? Our President and Nuclear Weapons god or the King of Doom? It's the final battle between good and evil, and it's only on PAY-PER-VIEW! President Sheridan versus Zarkon, live from the Voltron Park Forum on Saturday! Call now to order, only $49.95.
Hunk: Hey, wait a minute, Saturday is my birthday party. They can't have the fight on Saturday!
Svenny: HISS - HISS.
Keith: I don't know what to do dude. Do we go to the fight, or Hunk's birthday?
Hunk: Hunk's birthday!
Lance: We can't miss the final apocoplytic battle between good and evil.
Hunk: You guys, Nanny is getting a ferris wheel.

Keith: Well, come on, we, we have to at least have to see the weigh-in Hunk: Who the hell decided the fight had to be on Saturday, huh!?! This whole thing is a plot against me, isn't it?!?

[Downtown Voltron Park]
Priest: When is Zarkon going to show up?
Keith: Did the blue devil show up yet?
President Sheridan: Not yet.
Lance: Hey President Sheridan, if you win the fight, can you turn Svenny back to normal?
President Sheridan: What the hell do you mean, "if I win the fight?"
Hunk: Don't mind him President Sheridan, [whispered]he's a smartass.
President Sheridan: Oh.
Susan Ivanova: We're all with you John, we put every dime we have on you beating that King Zarkon.
[Cheering]
President Sheridan: Thank you for your faith, but, I think perhaps you don't understand the severity of the situation.
Priest: You're gonna kick his ass, President Sheridan!
[Cheering]
[Weird Chanting]
A fire appears from the street.
President Sheridan: Behold, the evil one approaches.
Zarkon arrives with a groan.
[Gasp]
Koran: Holy poop on a stick.
Zarkon: Puny Son of David Sheridan, prepare to enter thy house of pain!
Keith: Holy crap dude, Zarkon is huge!
Pidge: Way bigger than the last time we saw him.
Susan Ivanova: Now that is a man who's eaten a lot of beef.
Zarkon: Ruler of the Galaxy, I will smash thy face into small little bits.
President Sheridan: Oh, oh yeah.
Townsman: Damn.
Zarkon: I have such delightful horrors to unleash upon thee.
President Sheridan: Oh yeah.
Zarkon weighs in.
Weigh-In Announcer: Zarkon weighs in at, 320 pounds 4 ounces.
[Gasp]
Weigh-In Announcer: President Sheridan weighs in at 165 pounds 1 ounce.
[Ahhh]
King Alfor: Oh crap.
President Sheridan: Oh, come on, I weigh more than that.
Zarkon: Let the new ruler be decided on Saturday. First Voltron Park, then the universe.
Susan Ivanova: Well, uh, I think I'll uh, I, I, I think I left the oven on.
Koran: Yeh, I think I left your oven on too.
Priest: Uh, see you Saturday President Sheridan, good luck.

[Sports Betting Bar]
Townsperson: Change my bet.
Townsperson: I'm betting on the King of Doom.
Susan Ivanova: I want to change my bet to Zarkon.
Garibaldi: Me too.
Koran: Hey, wait, wait, I was here first.

[Maribella's Office]
Maribella: Now uh, as your soothsayer, I want you to feel like you can tell me anything. darling. Being the new kid can be tough, but I'm your friend. darling.
Prince Lotor: Everybody hates me.
Maribella: Well, uh, why do you suppose that is?
Prince Lotor: Because I'm the son of the Zarkon?
Maribella: Uhhuh, that's a good start, why else?
Prince Lotor: Because I burn them and kill them? And I'm a piece of Pooh
Maribella: Well, yeh, maybe that's it. What, what, what you need to do, uh, Prince Lotor, is, is, to be overly nice. See, no, no matter how mean the other kids are to you, just don't retaliate. You be passive, okay. That's what I taught the little Polluxian boy, Prince Bandor, and, and just look at how much the other children like him now.

[Playground]
Clyde: I bet I can spit the most on him.
Clyde spits on Prince Bandor.
Lisa Hayes: Oh yeah, I bet I can spit in his hair.
Lisa Hayes spits in Prince Bandor's eye.
Prince Bandor: Ohh, nice try. A little higher and you've got it.
Keith: Man, recess sucks without any slides or nothing.
Hunk: Ohh, here comes the unholy butthole now. Hey, thanks a lot for burning everything down you little bitch.
Prince Lotor: I apologize for ruining your playground and turning your friend into a three towed Serpent of Death. I was doing my father's bidding. I didn't have a choice.
Hunk farts on Prince Lotor.
Hunk: Oh, excuse me Lotor. I didn't mean to fart on you, I didn't have a choice.
Keith: Whew, you stink Lotor, you smell like a fart.
Lance: Yeh, we're gonna call you fartboy from now on.
Keith: Bye-bye fartboy.
Lance: See ya.
Pidge: Later!
Prince Bandor: Good day, how are you Prince Lotor?
Prince Lotor: Those kids farted on me, and then called me...
Prince Bandor: Fartboy, oh good, perhaps they won't call me that anymore.

[Local Voltron Park Bar]
President Sheridan clears his thoat.
President Sheridan: Excuse me! I just talked to the booky at the sports betting bar.
King Alfor: Uh ohh.
[Whistle]
President Sheridan: I have been forsaken! It seems that several bets were changed to Zarkon this morning. In fact, it seems that only one person in this entire town is still betting on me!
Priest: You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Betting against the Saviour of the galaxy, I am disgusted!
President Sheridan: Your bet was changed as well. You forsaked me too Priest.
Priest: Oh, ho, right, well, he does have a couple hundred pounds on you President Sheridan.
President Sheridan: I implore you all, don't bet on the dark one, it is a bet that you will never win.
Priest: President Sheridan, I am sorry I have sinned against you. I'm going to march right over to that booky and change my bet right now!
Koran: Oh, yeh, yeh. Yeh, me too, me too.
Susan Ivanova: Yeh.
Priest: Praise the Lord, thank you President Sheridan for showing us the light. See you later. President Sheridan leaves the bar.
Priest: What the hell, does he think we're all crazy?
[Laughter]
Koran: Yeh, gravy.
President Sheridan sticks his head back in.
President Sheridan: You're all a bunch of Shadow humpers'!!!

[Outside the Bar]
Keith: Hey President Sheridan.
President Sheridan: What are you doing out so late kids?
Lance: We have to find red and Green VF-1 Veritechs for Hunk's birthday party.
President Sheridan: Oh. Kids, you believe I can beat Zarkon, right?
Keith: Su, su, sure dude, you're the President of the ISA.... And you helped us defeat the Power Rangers
Pidge: Yeh, you're not having any doubts, are you?
President Sheridan: No, no, no, but could you help me train a little?

[Press conference]
Reporter1: Zarkon, what do you expect the outcome of the fight to be?
Zarkon: I will crush him, like a little bug.
Reporter2: Zarkon, what about the rumors of your involvement in the Shadow War?
Zarkon is taken aback, but begins to respond.
Don King: Let's focus on the fight, can we please? I'm so sick of people talking smack about my fighters. All this, he's mean, he's a dirty fighter, he's the cause for all the violence and death in the world. It's just getting old. Let's just let everything be decided in the ring.

[Boxing Gym]
Hunk: You guys, shouldn't you be out shopping for my birthday presents?
Pidge: Here President Sheridan, drink these raw eggs.
President Sheridan: No way dude!
King Alfor: I, I, I can't. I can't hit President Sheridan, my mother would never speak to me again.
Keith: But you're his sparring partner King Alfor.
Lance: Yeh, you have to hit him.
President Sheridan: Zarkon must be defeated King Alfor, please help me to train.
King Alfor: Okayyy, but I'm just going to tap you, alright?
President Sheridan: Give it your best shot.
King Alfor slugs President Sheridan.
President Sheridan: Ohhh!
President Sheridan collapses to the mat.
King Alfor: Oh, God in heaven, what have I done?
President Sheridan: Did anybody get the number of that truck?

[A carnival-like atmosphere pervades Hunk's home]
Nanny: Come on kiddies, eat more.
Hunk: Welcome Clyde, please put your present on the table to the left.
Clyde moves to the left.
Hunk: Welcome Lisa, presents go to your left.
Lisa Hayes moves to the left.
Hunk: Welcome King Alfor.
King Alfor: Yep, here's your present children. Well, a nice party, see you later.
Lance: Hey, you just got here King Alfor.
King Alfor: I know, but the fight is starting.
Pidge: Dude, check it out, Nanny made chili.
Nanny winks at King Alfor.
Nanny: Mmmm.
King Alfor: Mmmm, it's my favorite kind of chili.

[Somewhere in Voltron Park]
Prince Lotor: I guess all the kids are at that fat boy's birthday party.
Prince Bandor: Yes, it's always such a huge event. Sometimes I like to sneak up to the fence and close my eyes, and pretend I'm there.
Prince Lotor: The other kids have always hated you?
Prince Bandor: Oh yes. Actually, I think they make fun of the fat boy a lot too, but now I think they like him because he picks on me.
[Ding]
Prince Lotor has a huge grin on face.

[Voltron Park Forum]
Ring Announcer: In the blue corner, wearing white trunks, weighing in at a mere one-hundred sixty pounds, President Sheridan, el pprreeessiiddeenntteee Starkiller!!
[Cheering]
Ring Announcer: And in the very, very black corner, wearing very, very black trunks, the king of all that is evil, Zaaaarrrkkkoonnnnn!
[Cheering]
President Sheridan glares back.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumbllllllllle!
Referee Mills Lane: Okay, I want a good clean fight. No punches below the belt, holding or nuclear weapons.
[Ding]

[Hunk's Party]
Hunk: Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing here?!?
Keith: Yeh, you aren't invited Lotor!
Lance: And neither are you Prince Bandor!
Prince Bandor: Yes, I tried to tell Prince Lotor that we weren't invited, but....
Prince Lotor: Wait a minute. Give me a chance, I want to do something special for your party.
[Weird Chanting]
Demons appear from the ground and cast Prince Bandor into the sky, amid great flames.
Lance: Wow!
Keith: That was cool!
Lance: Hey, you're not such a bad guy after all, Prince Lotor.
Hunk: Yeh, come on in and join the party.

[Voltron Park Forum]
[ding,ding,ding,ding,ding,ding,ding]
President Sheridan is being pummled to a bloody pulp.
[Cheering]
President Sheridan glares out at the crowd.
Zarkon: Come on you little wuss, fight! Throw a punch.

[Hunk's Party]
Hunk: Oh, I wonder what Keith got me for my birthday. Oh, look, a blue Veritech. Thank you Keith, you may eat pie and cake and ice cream now.
Keith gets up to get get some food.
Hunk: And what did Allura get me? Oh, it's the Yellow VF-1 Veritech, help yourself to pie, cake and ice cream Allura.
Allura gets up for her food.
Hunk: And what did Pidge get me... Oh the AJAX Assult chopper. . Thank you Pidge you may eat pie and cake and ice cream now.
Pidge gets up for his food.
Hunk: Oh, look what Lance got me, it's a red Verit.... Ants in the pants? Ants in the pant! ANTS IN THE PANTS!
Lance: It's a game dude, it's really fun.
Hunk: You son of a bitch!
Hunk attacks Lance.
Lance: Ahhh!
Hunk: You were supposed to get me the Red VF-1 Veritech, now I can't make the SDF-1's airwing, you dirty cheap ass piece of crap!
Lance: They were all out of them dude!
Hunk: I hate you! I want you to die!
Lance: Ahhh!
Hunk: That's it, party is over, everybody go home!
Hunk switches off the party.
Hunk: Get the hell out I said! The party's over! Get out, god damn it!
Pidge: Whoa dude, you need to mellow out.
Hunk: Take your stupid Ants in the Pants with you!
Hunk throws the box at Lance, connecting with his head.
Prince Lotor: Wow, that kid has some real emotional problems.
Pidge: Ahh, he does this all the time.
King Alfor: Come on children, we can still catch the end of the fight!
Prince Bandor: Ahhh!
Prince Bandor falls to the ground.
Prince Bandor: Ohh, what a splendid party.

[Voltron Park Forum]
President Sheridan continues to be pummled.
Zarkon: Fight damn it.
President Sheridan: Ow! Uhh!
The kids arrive at the fight.
Keith: Dude, President Sheridan is getting his ass kicked.
[Ding,ding]
Keith: You've got to fight President Sheridan!
President Sheridan: Why? What's the point, nobody believes in me. Everyone put their money on Zarkon. My cabinet forsake me, the town forsake me, I'm completely forsook.
Keith: Somebody bet on you President Sheridan. You said yourself that one person still has money on you.
President Sheridan: It doesn't matter, he's way too strong for me anyway. I give up.
Keith jumps up on the apron.
He's holding himself up on the second rope.
Keith: God damn it President Sheridan, snap out of it! What would Mankind do, huh? Mankind wouldn't give up, when things looked their darkest, Mankind fought to be the best. He wouldn't stop until he was the world heavyweight Champion.
Lance: Uh, Keith.
Keith: Mankind wouldn't settle for second best.
Lance: Keith.
Keith: He wouldn't quit until he brought home the gold!
Lance: Keith!
Keith: What!
Lance: Mankind lost his belt ot The Rock.
Keith: Really?
Lance: Yeah dude.
Keith: Oh, nevermind President Sheridan, Mankind sucks.
President Sheridan sips some water, then spits into the bucket.
Keith: You know, somebody once said, "don't try to be a great man, just be a man."
President Sheridan: Who said that?
Keith: You did President Sheridan.
President Sheridan: You're right Keith. Thank you boys!
[Ding]
President Sheridan gets up.
Lance: Wow, did he say that on Babylon 5?
Keith: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.
Lance: Hmm.
President Sheridan begins avoiding a pummling
Zarkon: Come on sissy, hit me. Hit me!
President Sheridan: Okay pal, you asked for it!
President Sheridan winds up and...
barely taps Zarkon.
Zarkon: Ahhh, you got me.
Zarkon falls to the canvas.
Referee: One, two, three...
Susan Ivanova: No way! He barely touched him.
Referee: seven, eight, nine, ten, you're out!
[ding,ding,ding,ding]
Keith,Lance: Our President!
Ring Announcer: The winner by knockout, and still undisputed ruler of the Alliance, President Sheridan, el pprreessiiiddeennnttteeee, Starkiller!
Zarkon gets up.
Koran: Hey, he isn't hurt, he took a dive, he threw the fight.
Susan Ivanova: Yeh.
Zarkon: Fools, you're all fools. Of course I took a dive. Don't you see, who do you think was the one person who bet on President Sheridan to win?
[Silence]
Zarkon: Me you idiots! Now I will take all of your hard earned money, and return to Planet Doom a much richer King of Doom, and rebuild my vast empire Hahahah.
Priest: I don't believe this!
Koran: Yeh, what a mean thing to do.
Zarkon: Farewell fools.
Susan Ivanova: Man, that guy is a jerk!
[Boooo]
Keith: President Sheridan told you guys not to bet on Zarkon.
Koran: Boy, did we get screwed.
King Alfor: President Sheridan, we're sorry, can you ever forgive us?
President Sheridan: Ahh, heck, do I have a choice?
[Cheering]
Susan Ivanova: Well President Sheridan, I definitely learned my lesson. Never bet on evil, cause when you do...Garibaldi, look, there's a rare three towed Serpent of Death, it's comin' right for us!!!
Ivanova opens fire on Svenny.
Keith: Oh my God, they killed Svenny.
Lance: You bastards!
Rats begin picking at Svenny's corpse.
Prince Lotor: Well, goodbye guys. It was nice getting to know you.
Keith: You're leaving already.
Prince Lotor: I have to. My dad's always on the move.
Keith: Wow, I feel kind of bad for that kid now.
Lance: Yeh, just when he was being accepted, he has to leave and start all over.
Keith: Parents can be so cruel. Don't they realize that what a child needs more than anything is security?
[Lotor heads out the door]
Lotor: Oh Keith, give Allura my love, and tell her I'll be coming over for a late night romp!
[Keith looks pissed as Lance and Pidge start laughing]
Keith: DIE YOU SONUVA BITCH!
[Keith chases Lotor out of the Arena screaming profanity]

[Hunk's House]
Nanny: More pie hon?
Hunk: Eh. No...More...Pie...ehh..ehh.