Episode 13: Ami's Rhinoplasty
[Koran's Classroom]
Allura: Keith, you know it's almost Valentine's Day?
Keith: I know.
Allura: Maybe we should go on a cruise or something.
Keith: I can't afford a cruise, dude!
Allura: I know, but we can make a little boat out of cardboard and pretend it's a cruise.
[Hunk bursts out laughing.]
Keith: Shut up Hunk!
Hunk: That is so lame.
[Hunk stops laughing.]
Hunk: Oh man, eh.
Allura: And then we can dress up in little costumes, and pretend we're getting married.
[Hunk starts laughing again.]
[Hunk falls out of his desk.]
Hunk: Stop, seriously, you're killing me over here.
Sky Marshall Graham walks in.
Sky Marshall Graham: Children, I have some difficult news for you. Koran won't be teaching for a while. He has to have surgery.
[Cheering]
Sky Marshall Graham: So you're going to have a substitute teacher.
[Groan]
Sky Marshall Graham: And I want you to show the substitute the same respect you show for Koran.
Pidge raises his hand.
Sky Marshall Graham: Yes little boy?
Pidge: We don't have respect for Koran.
[Silence]
Sky Marshall Graham: Oh, any-who, I want you all to meet your new substitute, Miss. Michiru.
Miss. Michiru: Hello children.
Lance, Keith, Pidge: Whoa!
Hunk: Wow, she's pretty.
Svenny: Yeh, I'd like to get a piece of her.
Pidge: You can say that again.
Svenny: Yeh, I'd like to get a piece of her.
Sky Marshall Graham: Good luck Miss. Michiru. If they get out of control, just use this tear-gas, ok?
Miss. Michiru: Thank you, I'm sure I'll be fine.
Keith, Hunk, Pidge and Lance are brandishing huge grins.
Miss. Michiru: Now, children, I know that you must be very upset about your teacher having surgery. But I promise I'll try to make things as easy as possible for all of us.
Keith and Pidge have little hearts floating above their heads.
Allura: [Gasp]Keith, Keith!
Miss. Michiru: Now, let me try and learn your names by your seating assignments. You are, Hunk?
Hunk: Yes ma'am.
Miss Michiru: Ok, and, you must be Keith.
Keith pukes.
[Silence]
Miss. Michiru: Do you need to go to the nurses office Keith.
Hunk: Nahh, he always pukes when he's in love.
Keith: I'll kick your ass Hunk!
Miss. Michiru: So, you're alright?
Keith pukes.
Allura looks concerned.
Lance: Dude, you had waffles for breakfast, huh?
[Ami's Rhinoplasty]
Koran: Oh, I have to admit, I'm still embarassed about getting a nose-job Ami. I didn't want people at school to know, so I told them I had herpes.
Ami: You shouldn't be embarassed Koran, people have cosmetic surgery all the time. Before we start, this computer can help you pick what kind of nose you want.
Ami boots up her Super Computer [You can even hear the hard drive spin up].
Koran: Wow, isn't that amazing Nanny.
Nanny: It sure is Koran.
Ami: Now, we could go with something a little smaller, which would make you look like this.
Ami brings up a new display on the PC.
Koran: Hmmm.
Ami: Or we could straighten out the bridge, which would make you look like this.
Ami brings up another display on the PC.
Koran: Oh, that's not bad.
Ami: Of course we could narrow the bridge, which would make you look more like this.
Ami brings up a display that looks vaguely similar to Sean Connery.
Koran: Wow, that's it! That's the nose I want!
Ami: Alrighty then.
Ami powers off the PC.
Ami: Now, I must warn you Koran, that there are risks.
[Dramatic music]
Ami: You could wind up a hideous, foul shadow of a creature.
Zoom in to Ami's face.
Ami: So terrifyingly ugly that you are forced to live in the sewers, only emerging at night to hunt for scraps of food.
Koran: I can live with that.
Ami: Alrighty then, let's get started.
[Playground]
Hunk: She wasn't looking at you buttlord, she was looking at me.
Lance: Well, that goes without saying fatass, how could she help but look at you.
Pidge: Heh Heh, sorry guys she was checking out me.
[The scamps look at Pidge in silence, then burst out laughing]
Keith:You guys can stop fighting, it was me she was checking out.
Hunk: Until you puked on her.
King Alfor: Hello there children, what's all this I'm hearing about a new teacher?
Lance: Miss. Michiru dude, she's beautiful!
Allura and Lisa Hayes are on the swings.
Allura looks dejected.
King Alfor: Is she like, uh, Captain Janeway beautiful, or Claudia Christian beautiful?
The kids appear unsure.
King Alfor: Or Seven of Nine beautiful?
The kids shrug.
King Alfor: Or is she Erin Gray in the second season of Buck Rogers beautiful?
Keith: Yeh, that one.
King Alfor: Wooh, I got to meet this woman.
Allura: Keith, didn't you notice how her left arm is longer than the right one?
Keith: No.
Allura: Well, it is!
King Alfor: That's ok, you know what they say about women with one arm longer than the other.
Svenny: Ya, they can always finger themselves.
King Alfor: That's right.
Allura: Well, did you notice that mole on the back of her neck with the hair growing out of it?
King Alfor: That's ok. You know what they say about women with the mole on the back of their necks with hair growing out of it?
[Silence]
Svenny shrugs.
Allura: Keith, we're still Valentines, right?
Keith: Sure Allura, whatever.
Lance: Hey, we should buy Miss. Michiru Valentine's Day presents.
Pidge: Yeh, we'll go to the mall tonight.
Hunk: I'm gonna buy her a vacuum cleaner, chicks like vacuum cleaners.
Love-lost music begins playing.
Allura lets loose a tear.
A series of short clips of Keith and Allura from previous episodes are shown while the song is played.
Most shots involve a little vomit on Stan's part.
Vocalist: [Singing]I remember when we fell in love, the moments that we shared were timeless.
Saw it in the air, knew it in a glance, the songs we sang were simple reminders.
I can't stop now. My heart's awake, I feel your arms, my arms to take.
Must things change, Even when love is the same.
[Miss. Michiru's Classroom]
Miss. Michiru is writing on the chalkboard.
The kids are checking out her ass.
Miss. Michiru: Oh, goodness, would anybody mind cleaning my erasers after class?
Hunk: Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Lisa Hayes: You guys are so immature, act like eighteen-year olds!
Miss. Michiru: Keith, how 'bout you?
Keith pukes.
Keith: I'd love to.
Allura looks angry.
Miss. Michiru: Now children, let's review our multiplication tables.
Hunk raises his hand.
Miss. Michiru: Hunk?
Hunk: What's a multiplication table?
Miss. Michiru: Didn't Koran teach multiplication?
[Silence]
Miss. Michiru: Well, where did he leave off?
Hunk: We were learning about how Yasmine Bleeth is going out with that Richard Greco guy that used to be on 21-Jumpstreet, but then he got his own show for just a little while.
Miss. Michiru is somewhat taken aback.
The classroom door opens.
King Alfor is in the doorway.
King Alfor: Oh, hello.
Miss. Michiru: Can I help you?
King Alfor: [Sultry]I'm King Alfor.
Miss. Michiru: And...?
King Alfor: I just, uh, I stopped buy 'cause little Lance forgot his laundy detergent on the playground.
Lance: My laundry detergent?
Keith: That's not Lance's....
King Alfor: Shhh. Crazy crackers always leaving their detergent all over the place.
King Alfor puts the detergent on Lance's desk.
King Alfor: What was your name again?
Hunk: Uh oh, King Alfor's movin' in on Miss. Michiru.
Miss. Michiru: I'm the substitute.
King Alfor: Well, I'm sure there's no substitute for you.
Miss. Michiru: That's very nice Mr. Alfor, now, if you're finished....
Music starts playing.
King Alfor: [Singing]Nobody could take your place. No way they could match your face. No. You got it goin' on in a way so clear. I just want to buy you a beer. Maybe tonight at 7: 30 or something I could, uh, come by and,uh, pick you up in my car. {No substitute}
Keith: We've got to learn how to do this dude.
Lance: Yep.
Miss. Michiru: That was enthralling Mr. Alfor, but, could I get back to teaching now?
King Alfor: If we can have dinner tonight.
Miss. Michiru: Fine King Alfor, just let me do my job before I get fired.
Hunk: Oh, weak! King Alfor's gonna make sweet love to Miss. Michiru!
Miss. Michiru: What?!?
[Ami's Rhinoplasty]
Ami: Koran! Koran!
Koran: Where? Where am I?
Ami: The operation is over Koran.
Koran: I, I feel weak. How do I look?
Ami: You look great!
Koran's Head is covered in bandages smattered with blood.
Koran: I, I feel kind of nausious.
Ami: Yes, well that's to be expected. We did some major reconstruction. Sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage.
Koran: Uhhhh.
Ami: All the blood and mucous, just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart.
Ami makes a breaking sound.
Koran: Ahhh.
Ami: By the way, did you ever see that movie, Contact?
Koran vomits violently.
Koran: Oh stop, that movie was terrible!
Ami: Oh, well, I'm sorry Koran. Why don't you get some rest? I'll check on you a little later.
Ami leaves.
Koran: Waited through that entire movie to see the alien, and it was her god damned father.
[Miss. Michiru's Classroom]
Miss. Michiru: Ok kids, remember your homework. We have a lot of catching up to do.
Hunk: Goodbye Miss. Michiru.
Pidge: Stop kissing ass Hunk.
Hunk: I'm not kissing ass you stupid fleck!
Allura: Miss. Michiru, can I talk to you?
Miss. Michiru: Of course Allura.
Allura: I couldn't help but notice you taking a liking to my boyfriend Keith.
Miss. Michiru: Oh, well, I've taking a liking to all of you. You're all so young and cute and full of life.
Allura: Can I tell you something Miss. Michiru?
Miss. Michiru: Of course Allura.
Allura: Don't fuck with me!
Miss. Michiru: What?
Allura: You heard me! Stay away from my man, bitch or I'll whip your sorry whole ass back to last year!
Allura leaves.
Allura: Bye Miss. Michiru.
[Miss. Michiru's Classroom]
Miss. Michiru: Well, I certainly want to thank all you lovely children for the presents you bought me.
Miss. Michiru opens one of the gifts.
Miss. Michiru: Oh, what a delightful scarf. Thank you Lance.
Lance grins gleefully.
Keith: [Cough]Loser gift. [Cough]Loser gift.
Miss. Michiru: Oh, thank you Pidge, I'm a big fan of the Sailor V video game.
Pidge grins.
Miss. Michiru: And here's one from Svenny.
She opens the gift.
Miss. Michiru: Oh, thank you very much Svenny, this is a very scrumptious looking sausage.
Svenny laughs cause it's not a sausage.
Miss. Michiru: Oh, and what a nice alarm clock, thank you Keith.
Keith pukes.
Miss. Michiru: And here's another present, from Allura.
Miss. Michiru opens the gift.
Miss. Michiru: Oh, why, it's a dead space mouse. Thank you Allura.
Allura glares back evilly.
Keith: See, she liked my present the best.
Lance: Where's your present Hunk?
Hunk has some chocolate smeared on his face.
Hunk: Oh, well, I got Miss. Michiru a chocolate pie, but, I uh, left it at home.
Miss. Michiru: Ok kids, we're going to take a spelling test now.
[Gasp]
Miss. Michiru: But as an extra incentive, I'm going to take whoever gets the highest score on the quiz out to dinner.
Hunk: Ah man, I wish I knew how to spell.
Miss. Michiru: Are there any questions before we begin?
Allura raises her hand.
Miss. Michiru: Yes Allura?
Hunk is chowing down on some pie.
Allura: When someone gets as old as you, do they have to wear Depends Undergarments?
Miss. Michiru stares back blankly.
[Silence]
[Cafeteria]
Pidge: Dude, I aced that test. I'm gonna win that dinner with Miss. Michiru.
Keith: No you're not, I don't think I missed any.
Allura: Hi Keith.
Keith: I bet I scored a hundred.
Allura: HI Keith!!!!
Keith: Oh, hi Allura.
Allura: I was just in the bathroom, and Miss. Michiru was in there taking the biggest dump I've ever seen.
Lance: No she wasn't.
Allura: YES SHE WAS!
Keith: That's impossible.
Allura: Well, she did. And she has horrible, horrible gas, too! She says she can't control it!
Hunk: Nuh uh.
Allura: It smelled like a dead robeast rotting in the hot sun.
Lance: Oh, cool.
Hunk: Alright, Allura, seriously, you need to stop with this whole jealousy thing.
Pidge: Yeh, you're acting like a freak Allura.
Allura: NO I'M NOT ACTING LIKE A FREAK[echoes]!!!!
[Silence]
Hunk: Damn man, somebody's got to pull that monkey out of Allura's ass.
King Alfor: Hello there children.
Hunk: Oh, hey King Alfor.
Lance: How did your date with Miss. Michiru go?
King Alfor: Not too good.
Keith: What happened? Didn't you make sweet love to her?
King Alfor: No, no, no, she's not like that. You see. Uh, how do I put this? Children, Miss. Michiru doesn't exactly play for the right team.
[Silence]
King Alfor: In, in, in other words, children, she's not a member of the heterosexual persuasion.
[Silence]
King Alfor: Don't you understand? She's a lesbian.
Keith: A what-bian?
Lance: A plebian?
Pidge: An Arussian?
King Alfor: You boys don't know what a lesbian is?
Keith: Svenny?
Svenny shrugs.
Keith: No, explain it to us King Alfor.
King Alfor: That, that's ok. Uh, ba, look, all you need to know is: Miss. Michiru's a lesbian, and that means she only likes other lesbians.
Keith: Oh.
King Alfor: Now move along children, you're holding up the line.
Lance: Weak dude, she only likes other lesbians.
Keith: Hey man, if she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians too.
Pidge: Hey, yeh.
Hunk: You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter-lesbian.
Keith: You're just saying that Hunk.
Pidge: Yeh, you're not a lesbian fatass.
Hunk: I am too.
[Ami's Rhinoplasty]
Ami: Ok, only a few more bandages to go.
Koran: Well?
Ami: Take a look for yourself.
Koran checks himself in the mirror.
He looks a lot like Sean Connery.
Koran: Wow, that's a pretty good nose job! What do you think Nanny?
Nanny: I think it looks great.
Ami: Yes, I think once the swelling goes down, you'll really notice a difference.
[Hunk's quarters's]
Hunk is on the floor, licking the rug.
Keith: What the hell are you doing Hunk?
Hunk: I called Nanny and she said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet.
Keith: Really?
Keith: Well, I got a Indiglo Girls CD, the guy at the record store said it was perfect.
Lance puts the CD on.
Lance: And I got these killer Birkenstocks.
Keith is putting on the Birks.
They all start licking the carpet.
Hunk: This is a bunch of crap! I've been licking this carpet for three hours, and I still don't feel like a lesbian.
[Street in Voltron Park]
Shadow Dancing is playing.
Koran is grooving down the street.
Koran: Hi Mrs. Kimball.
Mrs. Kimball: Ohh, howdy Koran. Say honey, you look kind of different.
Koran: Really?
Mrs. Kimball: Did you get a haircut?
Koran: No, but thanks for asking.
Koran starts walking away.
Mrs. Kimball: [After Koran]Call me, I'm in the book!
Koran: Wow Nanny, having a nose job is even better than I thought. There's a whole world of opportunity opening up in front of us.
[Allura's quarters]
Allura: Thanks for coming over Lisa.
Lisa Hayes: That's ok Allura. I brought my makeup kit like you asked me. What are we doing anyway?
Allura: That mean old substitute isn't going to stop until she takes everything from me Lisa.
Lisa Hayes: Really?
Allura: Yeh, what I'd really like to do is load her into a rocket and have her shot into the center of the sun. But instead, I'll just get Keith to notice me again. Lisa , I need a makeover!
Lisa Hayes: Oh, cool! But don't feel bad, I had the same problem with Rick
[Miss. Michiru's Classroom]
Keith: I can't wait for Miss. Michiru to see what a raging lesbian I am.
Hunk: I'm a bigger lesbian than you.
Keith: No, you're a fatter lesbian than me.
Lance: Screw you guys, I'm king lesbian.
Pidge: Whoa, is that Princess Allura?
Sleazy music starts playing.
Allura has a lot of makeup on.
Allura walks into the classroom, cigarette in her mouth.
Allura: Hi guys, what's up?
Hunk: Wow, Allura looks just like that chick from Grease, Elton John.
Keith: Wow, hi Allura.
Allura: Oh, hi Keith. [To Lisa Hayes]I think it worked Lisa.
Lisa Hayes: Yeah.
Sleazier music starts playing.
Miss. Michiru: Good morning children.
Lance, Keith: Wow!
Hunk: Dang, duh, dang!
Lance: Yeh.
Miss. Michiru: Oh Allura, you wore black leather too. We're like sisters.
Allura: Die!!!
Miss. Michiru: Alright kids, I finished grading your papers and the person with the highest score is....
Koran walks into the classroom.
Koran: Hello there children.
Shadow Dancing starts playing.
Keith: Oh no, Koran's back.
Hunk: Ah, weak dude.
Carnival music starts playing.
Allura: [Singing]Hooray, hooray, hooray for Koran! He's back, he's back, Koran is back!
Allura begins waving.
Allura: So long substitute, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out now.
Koran: Children, I have a very important announcement to make.
Carnival music comes to a halt.
Koran: I'm quitting my job as a teacher.
[Gasp]
Allura: What?
Koran: It's strange, but suddenly I feel really confident about myself. And I've decided to quit teaching and do what I've always dreamed of doing, hang out and screw hot chicks.
Allura: You-you can't.
Koran: But the good news is, I've already talked to Sky Marshall Graham about it, and Miss. Michiru can stay on as your permanent teacher.
[Cheering]
Miss. Michiru: Really?
Sky Marshall Graham: That's right. Will you stay?
Miss. Michiru: Well...sure.
Allura: Noooooooo!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!
Miss. Michiru: Oh, by the way kids, the person who scored highest on the quiz and gets to have dinner on me, is, Keith.
Keith pukes.
Keith: Kick ass!
Allura: Noooooooo!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!!
Sky Marshall Graham: Oh, and Allura, I almost forgot, we just got a call in the office. Your Aunt Orla just died.
Allura: AHHHHHHHHH!
Sky Marshall Graham: Ooh, my, what an exciting day.
[Photo Dojo]
Shadow Dancing is playing.
Koran is modelling.
Photographer: Great baby, you're looking great.
Koran: I'm a lady killer, Nanny!
Nanny: You can say that again Koran!
Photographer: Ok, just a few hundred more shots and we'll be done.
Koran: A few hundred?
Photographer: Hey, that's the life of a model, baby.
Koran: Oh boy, I'm gonna need some more smack.
Photographer: You got it!
[King Jimmy's Buffet]
Miss. Michiru: I'm very glad we could have dinner together Keith. I want you to know that I really care about your education.
Keith: Are we making love now?
Miss. Michiru: Excuse me?
Keith: They don't have a fireplace here, we shouldn't be making love yet.
Miss. Michiru: What are you talking about?
Keith: You have to make love down by the fire, that's what King Alfor always says.
Miss. Michiru: Keith, I'm your teacher ok, we're only friends.
Keith: But why?
Miss. Michiru: Well, first of all, you're only a teenager...
Keith: It's because I'm not a lesbian, isn't it?
Miss. Michiru: Oh boy.
[Outside King Jimmy's]
Allura: It's over. I give up.
[Street in Voltron Park]
Koran is leaning upon a mailbox.
Koran: Boy, I'll tell you something Nanny, being hot and sexy is fun for a while, but it sure does get boring.
Nanny: You can say that again Koran.
A crowd of screaming nubiles come charging towards Koran.
Koran: What the?
The women begin tearing at Koran.
Koran: Whoa, hey, wait, wait, ahhh! Nanny, save yourself!
[Miss. Michiru's Classroom]
Lance: So how'd your date with Miss. Michiru go?
Hunk: Did you make love?
Keith: I think so.
Hunk: No way!
Keith: Yup.
Lance: Down by the fire?
Keith: Yup.
Svenny: Well did you stick it in Miss. Michiru's loose cha cha....
Keith: Did I what?!?
Miss. Michiru: Good morning children.
Allura: Miss. Michiru, can I talk to you?
Miss. Michiru: Sure, but can it wait til after class Allura?
Allura: No. I just have to apologize for the way I've been acting.
Miss. Michiru: Oh, that's ok Allura.
Allura: No, it's not. Since you're here to stay, I just hope we can be friends.
Miss. Michiru: Well, I would love that Allura.
Allura: And, mmm, I want to apologize to everybody. The way I acted was wrong.
Allura begins to break up.
Allura: And I've learned from it. I just wish Keith, and Miss. Michiru would have all the happiness in the world.
Miss. Michiru: Allura, there's nothing between me and Keith!
Hunk: That's not what we just heard.
[Street in Voltron Park]
Screaming women continue to chase after Koran.
Koran: Oh, Nanny, I hate this. I wish I'd never had a nose job.
The women round the corner after Koran.
Koran: Damn this beautiful face of mine, damn it to hell. We have to get the surgery again Nanny.
Koran slips into Ami's Rhinoplasty.
Koran: I want to be the old me again.
Screaming women run by.
[Miss. Michiru's Classroom]
Miss. Michiru: Ok children, let's catch up on our cursive handwriting.
A group of Doom soldiers burst into the classroom.
Cossack: Down, down, everybody down!
Pidge: What the hell!
All the kids dive under their desks.
Cossack: So, we meet again Miss. Michiru.
Sky Marshall Graham: And just what is going on here mister.
Cossack: I am Cossack Korashki, of the mighty Doom Empire. This woman is a traitor to our government.
Miss. Michiru: It's a lie.
Cossack: She has killed thousands, and will kill again I assure you.
Sky Marshall Graham: Miss. Michiru, is this true?
Miss. Michiru: No! I swear to god it's not true! Lance, I've seen you in Tokyo a number of times with those Trashy Inners, don't you remember me....
Lance: Uhhhh no...
Miss Michiru: Damnit Lance, it's me... I'm one of the Outer Senshi?
Lance: Outer Suishi? Never heard of em.
Miss. Michiru: ARG!
Cossack: We must take her back to Planet Doom immediately!
Allura: Oh, cool!
Miss. Michiru: Sky Marshall Graham, please.
Cossack: Here is a black and white photo of Miss. Michiru with our leader, her real name is Makesh Alak Makarakesh.
[Photo shows Michiru sitting on Zarkon's lap in a bikini]
Sky Marshall Graham: Well Ms. Makarakesh, you certainly tried to put one over on us, boy howdy. Take her away!
Miss. Michiru: Nooooo! Get away from me! Ahhh!!
Miss. Michiru takes a scimitar from one of the soldiers.
She swings it about.
The scimitar flies from her hand straight towards Svenny.
The scimitar skewers Svenny in the head, continueing on with Svenny into the back wall.
Keith: Oh my god, she killed Svenny.
Lance: You bastard.
The soldiers take Miss. Michiru away.
Miss. Michiru: Noooo!!!
Allura: Wow, what incredible irony.
[Voltron Park Academy]
Keith: Wow, I can't believe Miss. Michiru was a criminal Doom fugitive.
Allura: Yeh, you just never know.
Keith: Well, I guess I'm sorry that I was ignoring you and stuff.
Allura: Happy Valentine's Day, Keith.
The two move to kiss.
Keith pukes.
Keith: Sorry.
Allura: No, it's ok Keith, everything's going to be ok!
Lance: Hunk, are you still trying to become a lesbian?
Hunk: Yeah dude, my mom says all I have to do is chow on this box.
[Planet Doom]
Cossack: For crimes against this empire, you're hereby sentenced to be shot into the center of the sun.
Miss. Michiru: Uhh, this is all a mistake. This can't be happening!
Some soldiers throw Miss. Michiru into a rocket.
Miss. Michiru: Please!!! For the love of God!!!
Cossack: Shut up!!!
The rocket is fired towards the sun.
[Castle of Lions' Backyard]
Allura and Lisa Hayes are kicking back, wearing shades.
Mrs. Kimball: Woohoo!! Great party Allura.
Allura: Thanks Mrs. Kimball. Thanks for helping me get Koran to come back as a teacher.
Mrs. Kimball: Anything for you, sugar-pie.
Allura: Oh, hi Lance.
Lance: I've been thinking Allura, this whole outcome is pretty strange.
Some Drules in suits walk up to Allura.
Allura: Uh huh, excuse me.
Allura: Kah farakh kah lakhenblakh.
Drule: Kah farekh keh lakhenblakh.
Allura: Lassen blakh ehlakhi yayalakhenblakh.
Drule: Kahleshi lah lakhenblakhersh.
Allura: Lakhenblakh.
Drule: Ahh, lakheblakhelah.
[She tosses the Drule a bag of money]
Lance: How was it that Miss. Michiru was suddenly arrested for being a Drule....
Allura: Wait, wait, shh. It's time to whip out the eclipse shoebox thing.
Allura looks through the box and watches as the rocket hits the center of the sun.
Allura: Bye-bye Miss. Michiru.
Lance: Allura, you didn't?
Allura: I told her.
[Psycho music]
Allura: Don't-fuck-with-Princess-Allura.