EP-18

Episode 18: Hunk's mom is Still a dirty slut.

{Season 2 Opener}

Announcer 1:Previously on Voltron Park: An air of sobriety fills NetterPark Digital Studios as the men of Voltron Park gather to find out which one of them fathered this boy.
Announcer 2:Who is Hunk's Father? At the end of tonight's episode, you will know the answer.

[Theme Song]

[NetterPark Digital Studios]
Josh Prikryl:And now, to continue, the father is indeed someone in this room.
Hunk:Man, this feels like the longest minute of my life.
Svenny miraculously appears in the studios.
Keith:Oh, hey Svenny.
Josh Prikryl:Gentlemen, the father is.
The lights go out.
Koran:Hey, what the hell's going on?
President Sheridan:It's a power outage.
Two gunshots are fired.
King Alfor:Is everybody ok? That sounded like a gunshot.
Mr. Garibaldi:Oh my God, look!
Svenny:Oh my God, they killed Josh Prikryl.
Lance:You bastards!
Koran:Josh Prikryl's been shot.
King Alfor:Is he dead?
President Sheridan:Hey, this window's shot out too. That means the killer was not somebody in this room.
Koran:Then who was it?
Announcer:Who shot Josh Prikryl? Was it the school counselor, or was it the bitchy Transport driver, or was it....
Hunk:Hey, wait a minute, I didn't find out who my father was!
Announcer:Or was it Lance's mom.
King Alfor:Wait, he's still breathing, he's not dead!
Hunk:God damnit, who's my father?!?
King Alfor:We have to get him to the hospital.
Hunk:You've got to be kidding me!
King Alfor:Come on children!
Hunk:Ehhhh.
Lance's dad:Oh the poor kid, it must be hell for him going through all this.
Hunk's mom looks down in grief.
Hunk's mom:Hmmm.
President Sheridan:There's a murderer free in Voltron Park. We have to find out who it is before they kill again.
Koran:Yeh, God only knows who they'll kill next.
Announcer:Who will they kill next? Will it be President Sheridan, Garibaldi, the Drule Devastators?

[King Alfor's Transport vehical, en route to Hell's Pass Hospital]
Hunk:Is he awake yet?
Pidge:He's bleeding pretty bad back here.
King Alfor:Don't let him bleed on my Claudia Christian memorial towel.
Lance:What's a Claudia Christian memorial towel?
King Alfor:I was actually with Claudia Christian in this actual transport, and afterwards we used that towel...wait a minute, why am I telling you this?
Keith:Could you pull over so I can get out?
King Alfor:What? We have to get to the hospital.
Keith:I have to get out first. I'm not gonna make it, I can't stand hospitals.
King Alfor:Sorry Keith, we just gotta drop Josh Prikryl off, and then we can get out of there, alright?
Pidge:Man, it's really starting to snow. I hope they don't close the roads.
Hunk:They can't. Josh Prikryl can't die.
Lance:Maybe it's better you don't know who your father is Hunk.
Hunk:No way dude, I can't stand to leave things unfinished. It's like when you hear the first part of that song, "Come Sail Away," by Styx. If I hear the first part of that song, I have to finish it.
Lance:Really?
Hunk:Yeh, I ju, I can't do anything till it's done.
[Silence]
Lance:[Singing]I'm sailing away.
Hunk:No, don't!
Lance:Set an open course for the virgin sea.
[Silence]
Hunk:Eee...ffff...For I've got to be free
Free to face the life that's ahead of me

On board I'm the captain
So climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow
On every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try
To carry on

Dee bee bedee
Bee bee bedee
Bee bee bedee
Bee bee bedee

'Gathering of angels appeared above our heads
They sang to us this song of hope and this is what they said, they said

Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me

Lord, Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me

I thought that they were angels
But to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship
And headed for the skies

Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me

Lord, Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me, Lord
Lance:Whoa dude.

[City Hall]
President Sheridan:What are we going to do Sky Marshall Graham? This killer is on the loose.
Lance's mother:We can't even leave our homes for fear of our children's safety.
Keith's Dad:Uh, where are our children?
[Silence]
Everybody looks around.
Sky Marshall Graham: Mr. Garibaldi, let's pretend for one second that we had a competent law enforcer in this town. What would he do?
Mr. Garibaldi:Hmm, that's a good question Sky Marshall Graham. Let me get right on that, with thinking.
[Silence]
Sid:Sky Marshall Graham, Sky Marshall Graham.
Sky Marshall Graham:Eh, the press is here.
Sid:My name is Sid Greenfield. I'm the director from Earth for The Alliance's Most Wanted.
Sky Marshall Graham:You certainly made it up here quickly.
Sid:We're desperate for stories.
Sid is nudged by his companion.
Sid:And, and this one is so compelling.
Sky Marshall Graham:Really??
Sid:Sure, this story has everything. People, furniture, talking. It's a real Alliance story.
Mr. Garibaldi:Hey, I thought of something. Uh, no, wait, that's subtraction.
Sky Marshall Graham:Mr. director-person, what exactly do you want to do?
President Sheridan:Sky Marshall Graham, shouldn't we be focusing....
Sky Marshall Graham:Shh.
Sid:We just want to do a re-creation of the story for our show. Then we'll flash a number on the screen that people can call if they have any information regarding the identity or location of the shooter. That's it. You win, we win, Arus wins.
Sky Marshall Graham:Are you sure this wouldn't make our little town look dangerous?
Sid:Don't worry Sky Marshall Graham, The Alliance's Most Wanted is not about violence, it's about family.
Camera Man:It is?
Sky Marshall Graham:Well, in that case, I guess it's ok.
Sid:Great, we'll get started with auditions immediately. What part should we cast first?
Announcer:Who will the director cast first? Will it be Koran, Mr. Garibaldi, King Alfor?

[Unplanned Parenthood Clinic]
Hunk's mom:I want to have…an abortion.
Receptionist:Well, we can do that. This must be a very difficult time for you....
Hunk's mom: DeeAnn, yes, it's such a hard decision, but I just don't feel that I can raise a child in this screwy world.
Receptionist:Yes, DeeAnn, if you don't feel fit to raise a child, an abortion probably is the answer. Do you know the actual time of conception?
Hunk's mom:About eighteen years ago.
Receptionist:I see, so the fetus is....
Hunk's mom:Eighteen years old.
Receptionist:DeeAnn, uh, eighteen years old is a little late to be considering abortion.
Hunk's mom:Really?
Receptionist:Yes, this is what we would refer to as the 72nd trimester.
Hunk's mom:But I just don't think I'm a fit mother.
Receptionist:But, but we prefer to abort babies a little earlier on. In fact, there's a law against abortions after the second trimester.
Hunk's mom:Well, I think you need to keep your laws off of my body!
Receptionist:Hmm, I'm afraid I can't help you DeeAnn. If you want to change the law, you'll have to speak with your congressman.
Hunk's mom:Well, that's exactly what I intend to do! Good day!

[Outside Hell's Pass Hospital]
King Alfor:Come on children. We gotta find a Doctor.
Keith:Uh, I can't do it dude.
Pidge:Come on Keith, hospitals aren't all that bad.
Hunk:Yeh, stop being a wuss.

[Inside Hell's Pass Hospital]
King Alfor:Dr. Franklin!
Dr. Franklin:One moment, please! Nurse, I need 20 CCs of Sodium Pentathol, stat.
Lance:Whoa dude, she doesn't have any arms.
Dr. Franklin:We're an equal opportunity employer here son.
Nurse Goodly spits the needle into the Dr. Franklin's hand.
King Alfor:Dr. Franklin, we've got a shot cracker outside.
Dr. Franklin:I'll be right with you right after I inject this man with a long needle.
Keith:Oh man, I'm gonna be sick.
Dr. Franklin:There there young man, medical science is nothing to be afraid of.
Keith:Uh.
Nurse Goodly:Oooh, I think you're hitting the bone.
Keith:Uhh.
Dr. Franklin:Yes, I can hear the needle scraping against the bone inside.
Some blood shoots toward Keith.
Dr. Franklin:Ooops, he's hemorrhaging.
Keith:Dah!
Dr. Franklin:Oops, his head fell off.
Keith:I'm getting out of here.
Hunk: Keith?
Dr. Franklin:Oh, some people just have a weak stomach.

[The Alliance's Most Wanted Auditions]
Josh Prikryl Actor:And the father of Hunk is...bang...uh. Jiminy, I've been shot.
Sid:Oh, thank you very much, we'll get back to you. I think I've seen enough Lightwave Engineers, let's move on to the auditions for the part of Mr. Uh Koran.
Assistant:Call the Koran auditions.
Koran Tryout:Boy, I sure hope I'm not Hunk's father Nanny.
Nanny Tryout:You can say that again Koran.
Sid:All right, not bad. Let's keep him on the top pile. Next.
Koran:I sure hope that I'm not Hunk's father Nanny.
Nanny:You can say that again Koran.
Sid:Thank you! Next.
Koran:What?!?
Sid:Next.
Koran Actor:[Sexy Voice] I sure hope that I'm not Hunk's father Nanny.
Nanny Actor:[Sexy Voice]You can say that again Koran.
Sid:Perfect! You got it! Let's move on to the King Alfors.

[Congressman O'Reilly's Bedroom]
Hunk's mom:And so you see Congressman O'Reilly, that's why I think abortion laws should be changed. Congressman O'Reilly:Well, all I know is that third trimester abortions are illegal, I don't really know anything about 72nd.
Hunk's mom:But the person at unplanned parenthood said you were who I had talk to about changing the law.
Congressman O'Reilly:No, no, I think you've got to talk to the military governor about that stuff.
Hunk's mom:Oh dear.

[Hell's Pass Hospital]
Dr. Franklin:Well, this is about all I can do for him.
Hunk:Can't you get him to talk? I have to know who my father is.
Dr. Franklin:Sorry son, it might be a while.
Hunk jumps onto Josh and starts slugging him.
Hunk:Wake up you son of a bitch!
King Alfor:Whoa.
Dr. Franklin:Now son, that's not going to do him any good. I'll let you know if there's a change in his condition.
Hunk:I can't wait anymore. What am I supposed to do?
Pidge:Hey, Hunk.
Hunk:What?
Pidge:[Singing]I'm sailing a....
[Silence]
Hunk:[Singing]way.
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
Cause I've got to be free
Free to face the life that's ahead of me

On board I'm the captain
So climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow
Keith:Okay, okay, let's get out of here now.
Lance:I don't know if that's going to be too easy.
Hunk:...carry on
Dr. Franklin:My God, that's a hell of a storm.
Keith:Oh, weak.
Hunk:...Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever, so....

[The Alliance's Most Wanted Studio]
Sid:God I hate mountains. This better not push back our shooting schedule.
A complete set of Josh Prikryl's laboratory is set up.
Sid:[Into a MegaPhone]Ok people; let's rehearse the re-enactment from the top before we shoot it.
Sid:Who's that?
Assistant:Oh, that's Steven Seagal, we were able to get him to play the part of the little monkey guy.
Sid:Oh, talk about washed up huh? Great to have you Steven.
Sid:[Into a MegaPhone]Here we go, and action.
Josh Prikryl Actor:I want to announce who the father is.
Sid:Bang.
Josh Prikryl Actor:Oh, I've been shot.
Garibaldi Actor:Nobody move. I'm a law officer.
King Alfor Actor:My God, I think he's gone into cardiac arrest.
Garibaldi Actor:You seem somewhat unnerved by this King Alfor.
King Alfor Actor:Are you accusing me Garibaldi? Because if you are accuse, don't hide behind your clever riddles.
Garibaldi Actor:Our differences must be set aside for now Mr. Alfor. I'm simply a man, a man trying to do my job.
Mr. Garibaldi:Wow, this is a good movie.

[Emergency Room]
Various people are awaiting help from Dr. Franklin.
One has a knife in his arm.
Another has an axe in his head.
Another man has his Ummm. "thing" in a bear trap.
Hunk:Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me

Lord, Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me
Keith:Oh, dude, when can we get out of here?
A lady is bleeding from the neck.
Lady:Dr. Franklin, I can't focus.
Dr. Franklin:We're doing the best we can ma'am. They've closed the pass, and none of the other Doctors can get through. For now it's just me and Nurse Goodly.
Nurse Goodly holds a stethoscope in her mouth.
She flips the scope into the air, catching it again in her mouth.
King Alfor:Wait a second, they've closed the pass?
Dr. Franklin:Yes, I'm afraid we're critically understaffed. Unless we get help soon, all these people in here are completely fucked.
[Gasp]
Dr. Franklin:Metaphorically speaking that is.
Hunk:What about Josh Prikryl, are you taking care of him?!?
Dr. Franklin:He's on full life support and breathing fine. He shouldn't need any help, so long as the power doesn't go out.
The power goes out.
Dr. Franklin:Hoof, who didn't see that coming a mile away, huh?

[The Alliance's Most Wanted Show]
AMW Announcer:Tonight on The Alliance's Most Wanted: a shooter's on the loose in Voltron Park on Planet Arus and the residents are up in arms. Here's your host, John Walsh.
John Walsh:Good evening, and welcome to The Alliance's Most Wanted. Tonight terror invaded the small mountain community of Voltron Park, Planet Arus, when Famous Computer Graphics engineer Josh Prikryl was gunned down in his studios. The Alliance's most wanted has reconstructed this heinous crime in hopes that your calls can help solve the case.
[Bang]
Josh Prikryl Actor:I've been shot.
Koran Actor:My God Nanny, get some help.
Nanny Actor:Right away Koran.
Steven Seagal:No. No. My lifetime partner and friend, gone, taken away in the wink of an eye. Oh fortune, how you mock me.
Sid:What the? Steven Seagal is improving lines again.
King Alfor:I'm going to get the man to hospital, who will help me?
Steven Seagal:This is not a world I want to live in; it is an angry....
Sid:Damn it!!!!
A tree falls over outside, taking the power lines with it.
Sid:What the hell is this?
Crewman:We've lost the feed to L.A.
John Walsh:Uh, we, we seemed to have lost our link-up to the Voltron Park crew. So I guess we'll be going to our feature movie, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."
Announcer:Who framed Roger Rabbit? Was it President Sheridan, Koran, King Alfor?
Sid:Somebody go see why we lost the hook-up.
President Sheridan:Holy smokes, that blizzard is getting crazy.

[Hell's Pass Hospital]
There's a lot of screaming.
Nurse Goodly:Don't panic anybody. The power lines are down, but the backup generator is running just fine.
Dr. Franklin:Nurse, I could use some help in here.
Nurse Goodly:Coming.
Hunk:Lady, is Josh Prikryl going to be ok?
Nurse Goodly:Yes, for now. But I'm afraid the generator won't run for long. The batteries run out in half-an-hour. Time is very short.
Dr. Franklin:Nurse, please. I need another pair of hands in here.
Nurse Goodly glares back.
Dr. Franklin:Oh, sorry.

[Military Governor's Bedroom]
Hunk's mom:Don't you see Mr. Military Governor; I should have a right to have an abortion if I want one.
Governor:Mra, I don't know, I, I might need some more convincing.
[Chuckle]
Hunk's mom:I mean, what right do I have bringing another child into this overpopulated world? Then again, I should have thought of that before having sex. Then again.... Oh, I just don't know.

[Hell's Pass Hospital]
Dr. Franklin:Please Mr. Alfor, I have over a hundred people to attend to here, and only myself and Nurse Goodly.
King Alfor:What do you want me to do?
Dr. Franklin:Do you know anything about surgery?
King Alfor:I used to watch ER when I was alive.
Dr. Franklin:What?!? Why the hell didn't you say so?!? Put on some scrubs. Boys, I'm making you all honorary Doctors. You can help us save these people's lives.
Keith:No way dude!

[The Alliance's Most Wanted Studio]
President Sheridan:Well, we're not going anywhere for a long time.
Sid:We're snowed in?
Sky Marshall Graham:Yes, we're trapped.
Koran:Like sailors on a submarine.
Sky Marshall Graham:My God, this is the worst storm I've ever seen.
Assistant:Oh, I have to get out of here; I haven't eaten since breakfast.
Mr. Garibaldi:Yeh, I'm getting hungry too.
President Sheridan:I hope you all realize what we might be facing here. Our only option may be to eat each other, to stay alive.
[Gasp]
[Dramatic Music]
Sid:Uh, it's only been like four hours. Aren't you resorting to cannibalism a little quickly?
President Sheridan:That's the law of the land Mr. Director. I don't eat pretty, but if a few of us must die so the rest can stay alive, so be it.
Sky Marshall Graham:But how do we decide who?
President Sheridan:Well, we draw straws.
Sid:Now wait a minute, we all had a big breakfast. Can't you people go without eating for a little while? President Sheridan:Calm down soldier! We need every person here to keep his head! Garibaldi, fetch some straws.
Sid:Well, who the hell made you the boss anyway?
Announcer:Who the hell made President Sheridan boss? Was it Garibaldi, King Alfor, Kor....
President Sheridan: I WAS ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE OF THE INTERSTELLAR ALLIANCE YOU MORON!
Sid: Oh.

[Hell's Pass Hospital]
Dr. Franklin:This man's appendix has burst. I have no choice but to operate now with our limited power. I need you all to be strong for me. Nurse Goodly will take care of the Anesthesia. King Alfor, you act as her arms. Boys, you have to help with suction and bandages. Ready?
Keith:No.
Dr. Franklin:Ok, first I'll make an incision on the chest, over the heart.
Keith:Oh boy.
Keith throws up into the chest cavity.
Lance:Dude, you barfed into the incision.
Pidge:Sweet!
Dr. Franklin:Suction!
Svenny handles suction.
Hunk:Hey, who's screwing with the lights?
Announcer:Who is screwing with the lights? Is it Garibaldi, or President Sheridan, or the 2259 Drule Devastators?
Hunk:That is really starting to piss me off.

[The Alliance's Most Wanted Studio]
President Sheridan:All right, so far everybody has a long piece of straw. We'll keep drawing.
President Sheridan draws a long straw.
President Sheridan:Whew.
Koran draws a long straw.
Koran:Whew.
Mr. Garibaldi draws the last straw, it is also long.
Mr. Garibaldi:Oooh.
President Sheridan:Wait a minute, where the hell is the short one?
Mr. Garibaldi:The short what?
President Sheridan:Damn it Garibaldi! When you draw straws you're supposed to have one of them short. That's how you decide who loses.
Mr. Garibaldi:That's not how I played it
. Koran:Uhh, could we hurry this up? My stomach is growling.

[Hell's Pass Hospital]
Dr. Franklin:I found a map that shows the location of a backup generator. Apparently they built a large, self-sustaining, generator for just this kind of emergency, but it's out and away from the hospital.
King Alfor:So how do we get to it?
Dr. Franklin:We must split up into two teams. Team A and Team B. Team A will consist of myself, Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge, King Alfor and Nurse Goodly. Team B will consist of Svenny.
Svenny looks shocked.
Dr. Franklin:Now listen closely Team B; your goal will be to turn on the backup generator. To do this, you must brave the storm outside, and get into this sewage duct. Meanwhile, Team A will go to the holding area, here, where this is a television and some cocoa. We will drink the cocoa and watch family programming until Team B makes it through the sewage duct. By that time Team B, remember that's you Svenny, should reach the outer core of the generator. It will be a cold and dangerous climb to the top, and there could be some robeasts here. Once you reach the top you should be able to get a clear view through this window of us drinking cocoa and watching television. Then you can proceed down into the generator and power it on. Are there any questions?
Hunk:No, that sounds pretty sweet to me.
Dr. Franklin:Right then, let's do it. Go Team!!!
Svenny:Huh!

[The Alliance's Most Wanted Studio]
Koran:Uh, can't go on. So hungry.
Sky Marshall Graham:We're all going to die in this horrible place.
President Sheridan:We have to have the energy to make it through the night. We have to eat.
Sid:How can we? How could we live with ourselves?
President Sheridan:There's only one answer; eat Steven Seagal.
Sky Marshall Graham:Yes, of, of course, nobody gives a shit about Steven Seagal.
Koran:Eat Steven Seagal.
Steven Seagal:No, no, please. Do not make me use my vast knowledge of the Martial Arts upon your pathetic hides.
[The group continues to approch]
Steven Seagal: Prepare... to die.

[The Alliance's Most Wanted Studio]
What's left of Steven Seagal sits with flys around it.
Ivanova, President Sheridan and Sky Marshall Graham sit around a flaming trash can.
They are eating some of Steven Seagal.
Sky Marshall Graham:Well, there's no going back now. We're cannibals.
[Burp]
Sky Marshall Graham:God save us.
President Sheridan:God wants you to live Sky Marshall Graham. Fight!
Assistant:Well, I have to admit Steven Seagal was much juicier than I expected.
Sid:Aww.
Koran:This snow just isn't letting up. We're gonna die here, I know it.
President Sheridan:What time is it Garibaldi?
Mr. Garibaldi:It's almost midnight.
Koran:Uh, I can't go on.
Koran passes out.
President Sheridan:We'll give the storm another hour, after that we might have to eat again.
Sid:What?!? Christ, do you people have the Drakh plague or something?

[Hell's Pass Hospital]
Dr. Franklin:Team B, come in Team B.
Svenny:This is Team B.
Dr. Franklin:Listen, Team B, we found another path to the generator. There's actually a nice heated walkway to it, so you don't need to walk through all that sewage.
Svenny:Are you fucking kidding me, after making me crawl through that fucking thing.
Dr. Franklin:Oh, well, forget I said that then. Listen, Team B, you should be seeing a large drift of snow with some metal sticking out of it just to your left.
Svenny:Yep, I see it Team A.
Dr. Franklin:Good, head towards it. Team A out.
Hunk:What if Josh Prikryl never wakes up, and I never find out who my father is?
Svenny approaches the generator.
A shadow of a robeast appears on the generator.

[The Alliance's Most Wanted Studio]
The bodies of Sid and his assistant sit next to Steven Seagal' corpse.
Ivanova, Sheridan, Garibaldi and the Sky Marshall are snacking.
Sky Marshall Graham:My God, what a harrowing tale of human drama this is. All of us doing what we must to survive.
President Sheridan:It is amazing what people can do under stress. Just look at the Pyramids. Nobody knows how they built those, or who.
Announcer:Who built the Pyramids? Was it the Babylonians, Mr. Garibaldi, The Marsies?

[Hell's Pass Hospital]
Svenny is at the opened generator.
Svenny:Team A this is Team B.
Dr. Franklin:Roger Team B. He's reached the backup generator. Team B, can you see the two copper nodes?
Svenny:Roger.
Dr. Franklin:Good, now is there a wire connecting them?
Svenny:Uh uh.
Dr. Franklin:Damn, the wire connecting the nodes is gone. We need to complete the circuit or we're screwed.
Lance:Do you have any wire here?
Dr. Franklin:There's no time. Once these lights flicker out, all the patients on life support are going to die.
Svenny:Wait a second guys.
Dr. Franklin:No Svenny, you can't. There must be some other way. He's going to make the connection himself, with his hands.
Lance:No, he'll die!
Hunk:Go Svenny!
Dr. Franklin:Svenny! Noooo!!!
Svenny:Ahhh!!!!
Keith:Oh my God, they've killed Svenny!
Lance:You bastards!
King Alfor:The power!
Dr. Franklin:Quickly, get the scanner running again.
A scanner is wheeled over.
Dr. Franklin:We've got a chance now.

[Galaxy Garrison] [Hunk's mothers clothes and some of Amalgamus' parts are spread out on the floor around the bed]
Amalgamus:Well, ok DeeAnn, I'll legalize 72nd trimester abortions for you.
Hunk's mom:Oh thank you, thank you.
Amalgamus:We'll have the pregnancy terminated immediately.
Hunk's mom:Terminated?
Amalgamus:Well yes, that's what an abortion is.
Hunk's mom:Oh no, I, I didn't mean that. I meant the other thing you can do. What's that other 'A' word.
Amalgamus:Adoption?
Hunk's mom:Yes, that's what I mean. Adoption.
Amalgamus:Well, that's pretty different.
Hunk's mom:Oh, I should just tell my son the truth about everything myself. Good day Amalgamus.

[Hell's Pass Hospital]
Dr. Franklin:Well, we made it. The power is on, the snow is melting, and your friend Josh Prikryl is doing fine.
Josh Prikryl:Where, where am I?
Dr. Franklin:You're at the hospital Mr. Prikryl. You were shot. Now we don't know who tried to shoot you, but....
Josh Prikryl:Oh, I'm sure it was Mr. Netter again, he tries to shoot me every month.
King Alfor:Oh....
Dr. Franklin:Where's the little fat boy? He'll be delighted that Josh Prikryl is awake.
King Alfor:He went off looking for Mr. Svenny.

[By the Generator]
A frozen Svenny is outside of the Generator.
There are some frozen rats on Svenny.
Keith:He was a good friend, and I'll miss him.
Lance:He was very brave. He risked his life so that Josh Prikryl could live.
Hunk:Yeh, and now he's a Freezy Pop.
[Silence]
Keith:Dude, do you think if we hit him with a shovel he'd shatter?
Pidge:I don't know, let's find out.

[Outside The Alliance's Most Wanted Studio]
Koran:Oh, it's over, we're free.
Mr. Garibaldi:Yes, but at what cost Koran, at what cost?
President Sheridan:Listen everybody; we did what we had to in there.
Sky Marshall Graham:But, how will be live with ourselves now?
Ivanova:One day at a time Sky Marshall Graham, one day at a time.
[Song playing]
Koran:Well, I'm bringing home some Steven Seagal in a doggy bag. Does anybody else want some?

[Hell's Pass Hospital] Josh Prikryl:I'm glad you could all come. I can finally reveal who the father of Hunk is. But first, I want to thank Svenny for sacrificing his life....
Hunk:Just tell us already!!!
Josh Prikryl:All right, all right. The father of Hunk is.... Say, did anybody see that Rebutt and Zooter special last month? Wasn't that just the funniest thing?
Hunk:Damn it tell me who my father is!!!!!!!
Josh Prikryl:Sorry, as I said before, the father is somebody in this room. The father is...Hunk's mom.
[Gasp]
King Alfor:What?
Hunk's mom:Yes, it's true.
Koran:No, that doesn't make sense.
Josh Prikryl:Yes, it took quite a while for me to understand as well. You see, Hunk's mom is a hermaphrodite.
Koran:Meaning what?
Josh Prikryl:Meaning she has both male and female genitals.
Hunk's mom:It's true.
King Alfor:You mean, at the Drunken Barn Dance, when we all got together with her, she was a he?
Josh Prikryl:No, no, not exactly. But she did have a penis.
{All of the men throw up.}
Josh Prikryl:The fact of the matter is, hermaphrodites cannot bear children, so Ms. Hunk's DNA match with Hunk can only meant that she is his father, and she got another woman pregnant at the Drunken Barn Dance.
Hunk:Eh, man, this is fucking weak.
Keith:Dude, you're a big fat ass, and your mom is a hermapholite.
Hunk's mom:I'm sorry I never told you Hunk. I just thought maybe it would be a little shocking to you.
Hunk:Oh well, geewhiz, you think so mom.
Josh Prikryl:Well, that's that. Thank you all for playing.
Hunk:No no, wait a minute. If, if she's my dad, then who's my mom?
Announcer:Who is Hunk's mother? Is it Queen Merla, Lance's mother, Haggar?
Hunk:Ahh, forget it.