EP-21

Episode 21: King Alfor's Salty Vanilla Balls

[Park City]
{Crowds of people are everywhere}
Film Festival Director: Why do we hold the TransGalactic Film Festival here Phillis? It's so painfully crowded.
Phillis: Because, people from Earth love to come to a quaint little mountain town for a few days, and this gives them excuse.
FF Director: No this used to be a quaint little mountain town. Now look at it! Sushi restaraunts, upscale clothes stores, 25 dollar parking, leamnissen. I tell you Phillis, I think we've tapped this town's resources out. We must move the festival to another small mountain town and begin again.
Phillis: That's not a bad idea. But where?

[Voltron Park]
{A man raises a flag on the pole which says "Voltron Park's 1st Annual Film Festival"}
{Man starts humming}
{All of a sudden crowds come in, transports fly in, Voltron Park is filled}
Man: Whoa...

[Classroom]
{Koran is talking with Nanny on his hand}
Koran: Ok children, I have some very exciting news for you. Why don't you tell them Nanny.
Nanny: That's right Koran. The first annual Voltron Park film festival begins today.
Allura: Wow, cool!
Lance: They're not gonna show that stupid ass Godzilla movie are they?
Koran: No no no Lance. These are independent films.
Keith: Oh like Independence War? That sucked ass too.
Hunk: No dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. It's about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Allura: No they're not. Independent films are produced outside the hollywood system. They're movies without all the glitz and glamor of Hollywood.
Hunk: Puh, well you show me one independent film that ISN'T about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Allura: Once again you have no idea what you're talkin about, fatass!
Hunk: I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet, you skinny bitch!
Koran: Hunk if you call Allura bitch one more time, I'm sending you to the Sky Marshall's office.
[Silence]
Hunk: Bitch.
Koran: That's it Hunk, you.....
Hunk: I'm going!
{He leaves the classroom}
Koran: Anyway children, I want you all to see at least one independent film at the festival and then write a paper about it.
[Groans]
Koran: The first film showing is called "The Incredibly True Adventures of Two girls in Love". And is a sexual exploration piece about 2 Highschool girls, 1 a tomboy who falls for a fellow high-school senior. Starring Laurel Holloman and Nicole Parker
Keith: Aww my uncle Sheridan has a ton of those movies in his dresser drawer.

[In the streets]
Some director: No no, I wanna shoot the script next month with Demi Moore test.
Another director: Well you tell Spielburg he can kiss my ass.
Sky Marshall Graham: Wow, look at this Johnson. Traffic jams at every intersection, hoards of people pushing their way through the crowds. It's almost like we're a real city.
{Kids are seen walking through the crowds}
Hunk: Can't believe I got sent to the principal's office because of your stupid girlfriend.
Keith: She's NOT my girlfriend.
Svenny: Oh Yeah, well you really puke on her like she is.
[Laughter]
Lance: Sick Svenny!
Keith: Damn dude, look at all these people.
Some man: I'm late for a screening, I'll call you from the theatre.
Lance: All this for a bunch of stupid movies?

[King Alfor's Food stand]
King Alfor: Hello there children!
Kids: Hey King Alfor!
Pidge: Whatcha doin?
King Alfor: Children, this whole film festival thing has quite lucrited monotary possiblities. Now I'm gonna sell of my famous cookies, to these Hollywood types, and make a mint!
Hunk: What kinda of cookies?
Lance: Calm down tubby.
King Alfor: They're little cookies with fudge in the middle. And I call them "Fudge 'Ems."
Hunk: I wanna fudgem!
King Alfor: I can see the commercial now. Wife got you down? Boss making you angry? Kids yelling at ya? Well fudge em!
Lance: Cool!
King Alfor: And I've also got my double chocolate cookies, "fudge this."

[From a far distance]
FF Director: Oh look one of the natives is selling local foodwares. How quaint.
Phillis: This is why I come to these things. To get away from LA and become one with a more simple culture.

[Back at King Alfor's stand]
King Alfor: Well perhaps you'd like to try my low calorie cookies, "Go fudge yourself." All my all natural, "I don't really give a flying fudge."
Woman: Ooh do you have any Spoo or steamed cellery?
King Alfor: Huh?
Man: I would kill for some cous-cous right now.
King Alfor: Cous-goose?
Woman: Uhhh nevermind. We brought some food from the natural market in LA.
Man: Cute sign though.
{Allura approaches}
Allura: Keith I have two tickets for the opening film at the festival. Would you like to come with me?
Hunk: [Mocking Allura] Keith, memmememme, hehehehe...
Keith: Shut up Hunk! Sure dude, I mean since we have to write a paper on a film anyway.
{Keith and Allura walk away}
Hunk: She'll be the death of him Lance. Mark my words. She'll be the death of him.
Lance: If she holds his hand in that theatre it'll be all over.
King Alfor: Get em while they're hot. My all new cookies! "I just went and fudged yo mama!"
Hunk: Geezes, he sure ran that one into the ground.

[Movie Theatre]
Keith: When does this thing start, I hope there's some good previews.
Allura: Keith, film festival movies don't usually have previews before them.
Keith: They what????
{Movie begins}
Woman in Movie#1: Who are you to judge my womanly soul. The godess flames that burn in my memory are dark. Dare you call them dark. Here lies the goddes truth of my body.
Keith: Oh brother.
Woman in Movie#1: The godess that cries. Freedom! Here is the godess truth of my womanly being. You are my blossom my flame, when we make love it's like the sun is right outside the door.
Woman in Movie#2: Then make love to me. Right now! Aww.....uuhhh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Keith: DUDE!
Allura: Shhh!
Women in Movie: Uh ah uh ah uh ah uh ah ahhhh uh uh uhhhh ahhhh
Keith: DUDE!!!!!

[Lance's bathroom]
{Lance is sittin on the toilet}
Lance: [Singing] I can see clearly now, the rain is gone. I can see all obsticles in my way....
Lance's mom: [Outside bathroom] Bubbly! You need to get to bed it's late!
Lance: I'm poopies ma!
Lance's mom: Hurry up!
Lance: [Continues to sing] Going dark hand....
Prince Lotor's voice is heard saying "Howww....."
Prince Lotor: Hoowwwwww....
Lance: Could it be?
Prince Lotor: Hooowdy ho!
{Lance gets off the toilet and looks in}
Lance: Prince Lotor is that you? Hello? Damn, it's just a regular turd.

[Voltron Park Streets]
Newsman: I'm here live in Voltron Park, Colorado, where citizens of Los Angeles, on Earth are arriving in jobs for the town's first annual film festival. This is just a small quiet mountain community, where nothing out of the ordinary ever really happens....except for the occasional complete desctruction of the entire town. And so the excitement level is naturally very high. Right now the townspeople are anxiously awaiting the arrival of some of Hollywood's top celebrities.
Lance: It was him dude. I tell you it was Prince Lotor.
Hunk: Wait, I thought Prince Lotor only came at Christmas time.
Lance: Well I'm sure it was him.
Man in Crowd: Look here comes somebody!
Newsman: Ladies and gentlemen, TV's William Shattner!
Crowd: [Dissappointed] Aww....
Mr. Shattner looks pissed
Newsman: Well I'm sure a real person will show up soon.
Pidge: So how was that movie last night dude?
Keith: Aww..dude you don't even wanna know.
Hunk: It was about a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding huh?
Keith: Yeah...pretty much.
Hunk: Yes!
Keith: The theatre sucks though, they need to get a bigger screen.
Lance: They should project the movies on Hunk's ass.
[Laughter]
Hunk: Ay!
Keith: Yeah, but that'd be like I-Max.
[Laughter]
Hunk: Ok ok. That's enought fatass jokes for this week.
Svenny: Hunk's ass is so fucking fat that sometimes it takes up the entire projecting room.
[Laughter]
Hunk: Ok that does it. Screw you guys I'm going home.
Lance: Well?
Hunk: I'm gonna just give me a minute.

[Elsewhere in the crowd]
FF Director: This is perfect. Why didn't we think of it sooner? This town still has some charm left. Not the mess we turned Park City on Pollux into.
Phillis: Forgive me for being observant but, won't we just end up doing the same thing to this town?
FF Director: Yes, and the town after, and the town after that. Like termites, we will move this festival from town to town, until we have used it up. And then move on until every quite mountain town is like Los Angeles.
Phillis: Why? Why would we do such a thing?
FF Director: Because we have to live in LA. And if we can't live in quite simple peaceful mountain towns on other planets, then nobody will! Ahahahahaaa! Wait wait wait, zoom into a close up of my face when I do that.
{Camera zooms in on him}
FF Director: Ready? Then nobody will! Hahahahahah! That's it.

[King Alfor's Food stand]
King Alfor: Children, glad you're here. I want you to check out my new confectionaries. I think they're gonna sell right through the roof. I call them "King Alfor's salty Vanilla balls."
Keith: Are they good?
King Alfor: Try em.
{Kids taste them}
Keith: Hey these are good!
Hunk: Yeah, I love your salty Vanilla balls King Alfor!
{Svenny giggles}
{Prince Lotor is heard moaning hoowwww again}
Lance: There it is again.
Pidge: There is what again?
Prince Lotor: Howwwww.....
Lance: It's Prince Lotor! I think he's in some kind of trouble.
Keith: Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?
Lance: Where does that grill go?
Keith: To the sewer dude.
Lance: Of course! The sewer! That must be where he is! Come on!
King Alfor: [Starts singing] Say, has everybody seen my balls, they're big and salty and white. If you ever need a pick, pick me up, just put my balls in your mouth. Ooh...suck on my Vanilla salty balls..put em in your mouth...put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em

[In the sewer]
Kids are walking through the water with flashlights}
Hunk: Oh man it smells like ass down here.
Pidge: Of course it smells like ass retard! It's a sewer!
Keith: What was that?
{They shine a flashlight on a rat}
Hunk: Oh man let's get outta here.
Lance: We can't dude, not until we find Prince Lotor.
{A shadow comes out of the water, revealing Koran in diving gear}
Kids:Ahhhh!
Lance: What the hell?
Keith: Koran?
Koran: Oh uh....hello children.
Hunk: What are you doing in the sewer with a bunch of snorkel stuff on?
Koran: I I was just uh....hangin out...
Lance: In a sewer?
Koran: Children do you know how to file a police report?
Kids: No.
Koran: Good. See you in school.
{He dives and dissapears into the water.}
Hunk: This is ridiculous. What the hell are we, the goonies?
Lance: Yeah, we're the goonies Hunk. Why don't you pretend like you're the fat kid.
Hunk: Ok that does it. Screw you guys, I'm home.
{Prince Lotor appears floating in a box}
Prince Lotor: Hoowdy ho!
Lance: Prince Lotor!
Prince Lotor: Howdy ho boys!
Lance: I told you guys he'd be here.
Prince Lotor: Gosh look at ya. You're all growing up so fast.
Hunk: Hi Prince Lotor, nice to see ya.
Prince Lotor: Have you all been brushing behind your teeth?
Kids: Yes.
Prince Lotor: And using dental floss?
Kids: Yes.
Prince Lotor: And washing behind your ears?
All but Hunk: Yes.
Hunk: No.
{Prince Lotor coughs}
Lance: What's the matter Prince Lotor? Are you sick?
Prince Lotor: Oh I just got a little cold, that's all. All these new people in Voltron Park are stressfulin my home.
Lance: What do you mean?
Prince Lotor: Well you see boys, the sewer's a fragile ecosystem.
Hunk: Oh my god.
Prince Lotor: These new folks in town eat nothing but cous-cous, tofu, and raw vegetables, and it's destroying my environment.
Lance: And that's why you gotta cold?
Prince Lotor: That's why Lance. That's why.
Keith: Why don't you just ask them to leave?
Prince Lotor: There's only 1 time of year I can come to the surface, and that's Christmas time. That's why I need you boys to go for me.
{He coughs again}
Lance: Don't worry Prince Lotor. We'll tell everyone, come on guys!
Prince Lotor: Don't forget to change your sheets once a week!

[Movie Theatre]
Usher: So without further adue, we will begin this amazing film. It's a work of blood, sweat, and tears. {The scamps approach}
Lance: Wait stop! Could I have your attention please!
Man in Audience: Is that Leonardo DiCaprio?
{Everyone starts taking pictures of Lance}
Man in Audience: Oh wait, that's not him.
Audience: Awww..
Lance: Ladies and gentlemen, my best friend Prince Lotor is getting sicks because Voltron Park has become overcrowded with people who eat health foods.
Woman in Audience: Excuse me little boy, what's a Prince Lotor?
Lance: He's a talking piece of poo that lives in the sewer. But now he's getting sick because his ecosystem is all out of wack because of all the extra poo in the sewer. If you don't all leave and go home soon, Prince Lotor's gonna die. He's one of my best friends in the whole wide world, and I don't want him to die.
Man in Audience: What a great story! It has everything!
Woman in Audience: This could be the next Free Willy!
Another man: Great pitch son, how much do you want for it?
Lance: Huh?
Man #3: Does it have to be a talking piece of poo.
Man #4: It could be a crime fighting rabbit, or a lovable turtle.
Man #5: This could be a great summer movie.
Woman #2: Can we put a monkey in it?
Man #6: The Prince Lotor story, is there a fort available for a fall pick?
Man #7: Keanu Reaves.
Man #8: Matt Damon!
William: William Shattner!
[Everyone laughs]
{Mr. Shattner looks pissed yet again}
Man #3: I'd pay a million for this story.
Man #4: I'd pay 2!
Lance: Dude, no one even listened to me.
Keith: Well, it does sound like a pretty sweet movie.
Marty: [to Hunk] I take it you're part owner of this whole Prince Hooey story right?
Hunk: Huh? Yeah I guess.
Marty: I want you to do a big money deal with me.
Hunk: All of us?
Marty: Well, I can see that you're the real brains of the group. You don't really need those guys do you?
Hunk: Yeah screw those guys, I don't even like them.
Marty: That's great kid. Let's make a deal.

[On a Podium]
FF Director: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you all for making the first annual Voltron Park film festival a success. We've barely even started and already the festival has seen more attendance than last year's TransGalactic festival.
[Crowd Cheers]
FF Director: And I am very pleased to announce that in honor of the Voltron Park people who have welcomed us, we are going to build a Hollywood Planet restaraunt. Right here where this library used to stand.
{All of a sudden a destructing ball comes and breaks down the library}
[Crowd gasps]
Lt. Jonson: Can they do that?
Sky Marshall Graham: They're Hollywood, they can do anything.

[Down in the sewer]
{An organ is heard playing}
Lance: Prince Lotor?
{Prince Lotor is seen playing the pipe organ}
Lance: Prince Lotor?
{Lance gasps}
Lance: LOTOR!?!
Prince Lotor: Oh Lance! Howdy ho-ho ho...
{He coughs}
Prince Lotor: Well? How did it go? Is everyone gonna stop poopin' in my environment?
Lance: They didn't believe me. They thought I was pitching a movie.
Prince Lotor: Oh, I, I see. Well shucks Lance, I can't thank you enough for tryin.
{He continues to play the pipe organ}
Lance: We only have 1 option. I'm gonna take you to the surface.
Prince Lotor: I can't, the sun will dry me out.
Lance: It's the only way to prove that you're real.
Prince Lotor: But I won't last long up above.
Lance: Well you're not gonna last down here either Prince Lotor, now come on. I'm not gonna let you die.
Prince Lotor: Alright, just let me get my tooth brush.

[Outside the theatre]
Allura: Come on Keith, we're gonna be late for the screening!
{Shot of theatre board saying "Me and Prince Lotor"}
Keith: Geez, they made that into a movie already?

[Inside theatre]
{Movie's playing}
Tom Hanks: Prince Lotor, I can't go on anymore. I'd lost the fight.
{Prince Lotor is actually a talking monkey}
Monkey: No, I'm not leaving without you. We started this together, and we're gonna finish it together.
Tom: I always thought death was something glorious, but I know that it's not.
Prince Lotor: It's going over really well. People are gonna be knocking my door down to get you.
Hunk: Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this? Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack.
Tom: I'll always love you Prince Lotor.
Hunk: [Mimicking Tom] Me me me me meh, me me meh meh.

[Outside the theare]
{Svenny's is looking at a picture of his dearest love, Romelle}
{All of a sudden, everyone rushes out of the theatre in a stampede, and kills him}
Man #1: Oh my god! I found a penny!
Man #2: You bastard!

[Near a manhole]
{Lance comes out of the sewer}
Lance: Ok Prince Lotor we're out. How are you doin?
Prince Lotor: It sure is dry up here.
[Cough]
Lance: Don't worry. We'll do this quick ok. Just hang on Prince Lotor, just hang on.

[At the Hollywood Planet Construction site]
Sky Marshall Graham: Mr.Film Commisioner, could I have a word with you?
FF Director: Make it quick.
Sky Marshall Graham: Well the people of my town are a little upset. I don't think we realized what an impact this festival would have on our town.
FF Director: Uh huh.
Sky Marshall Graham: Right, so we were actually wondering, if we can call this whole thing off.
FF Director: We have contracts. You try to pull out now, we'll sue your town for every penny it's got. But thanks so much for the hard work.

[Elsewhere]
Hunk: But, but this doesn't make sense to me, Marty. You told me the movie made a lot of money.
Marty: Right. Two million, minus your agence fee, minus your lawyer's fee, minus my fee with publicity and taxes taken out, you get 3 dollars! That's more than most people in your position make, trust me.
Keith: Serves you right Hunk, you're a sellout.
Hunk: I'm not a sellout!!! What's a sellout?
Keith: If you work in the entertainment business and you make money, you're a sellout.
King Alfor: It's all goin to hell children. And we're all to blame. Even me! I was selling out my town too. And now look at it.
Keith: So what do we do now?
King Alfor: There's nothing we can do. Just sit here and suck on my balls.
{Lance approaches}
Lance: You guys we have to hurry.
Keith: What?
Lance: Come on, everything's gonna be ok! Sir, sir!
FF director: Not now.
Lance: I think it'll change the way you feel about your impact here.
FF Director: What's this?
Lance: I want you guys to all meet my friend.
{He shakes the box, and drops Prince Lotor out of it, who's all dried up and white}
[Gasp]
FF Director: That's great kid, a dried up lump of shit. Very compelling. Ok folks let's move. We gotta have that sign done before the opening tonight.
Lance: You can't die Prince Lotor, you can't!
{Prince Lotor's barely talking}
Prince Lotor: [Cough] Lance, before I go, I must tell you. Come closer. Closer.
Lance: Well, what is it Prince Lotor?
Prince Lotor: Don't ask for another skywalker. Eh....
Lance: Noooo!!!
Prince Lotor: Wait Lance....
Lance: What is it Prince Lotor?
Prince Lotor: Come closer...
Lance: What is it?
Prince Lotor: Closer...
Lance: Yes?
Prince Lotor: Closer! One time, when you were sleepin, I put myself in your mouth, and had my friend take a picture. Eh....
Lance: Noooo!!!!
{A song starts playing and it shows old images of Prince Lotor}
Singer: Prince Lotor, the Christmas poo...he loved me, I loved you. Therefore bycaresly he loved you...
Lance: Nooo!!!!
Hospital Man: I'm sorry son. Let's get him to ICU.
Lance: Nooo! No!
Keith: You gonna be ok dude? I'm here for you.
{Keith holds Lance}
{Allura approaches}
Allura: Hi Keith, ready to go see another movie?
Keith: Ok!
{He drops Lance and runs off with Allura}
Lance: Ugh!

[Inside theatre]
{Keith and Allura are watching a movie about gay cowboys eating pudding}
Cowboy #1: Say Tom, doya have any pudding left?
{Keith tries to grab Allura's hand}
Cowboy #2: I ate all mine up silly.
Cowboy #1: Well now what do we do?
{Keith tries again, but Allura notices, and holds his hand, and then Keith pukes on a man sitting in front of them}
Allura: Ew!
Man: Hey!
Keith: Sorry.
Cowboy #2: Why don't we explore our sexuality?
Cowboy #1: Oh good idea. Let's....
{The cowboys are seen giving each other blow jobs}
Keith: Aww dude I shouldn't be seeing this!
{Allura leans over and kisses him on the cheek.}
{He pukes on the man again}
Man: Is there a problem young man?
Keith: No problem dude.

[Hells Pass Hospital]
{King Alfor and Lance are in Prince Lotor's room}
Lance: I'll never forget you. You were my best friend after Keith.
King Alfor: Come on Lance. It's time to go.
Lance: King Alfor, does poo go to heaven?
King Alfor: Well....I...I kinda hope not.
{Lance starts crying}
King Alfor: I mean, sure it does. Here, I'll give him one of my salty balls to take with him to poo heaven.
King Alfor puts a ball in Prince Lotor's mouth
King Alfor: Come on, let's go.
Prince Lotor: Howw......
Lance: Prince Lotor?
Prince Lotor: Howdy ho....
Lance: He's back, he's back!
Prince Lotor: That was delicious!
King Alfor: My salty Vanilla balls must've rejuvinated him!
Lance: You got the best balls in the whole galaxy King Alfor!
King Alfor: You damn right.

[T-Shirt stand]
Hunk: Come on out and get them here! Prince Lotor and me T-Shirts! Get them while they last folks! They're only $14.95!
Woman: I'll take two!
Hunk: Selling T-shirts kicks ass.

[Podium]
FF Director: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce on this gala opening of Hollywood Planet Voltron Park, that the festival will be back next year. And the year after that, and the year after that, and so on! And now, release the curtain!
{Curtain is released and crowd gasps in fear}
FF Director: I give you, Hollywood in Voltron Park! Hahahah!
Lance: Wait! I brought him! I brought him to show you!
FF Director: Aww not this again.
Lance: Behold, Prince Lotor!
Prince Lotor: Hooooowdy Ho!
{Everyone looks at him, and turns around again}
FF Director: Anyway, this new Hollywood Planet will be the official meeting place...
Prince Lotor: Howdy ho folks, I'm afraid my buddy Lance was right. There's not enough room in Voltron Park to accomodate a festival.
Man in Pink Glasses: Mr.Poo if you wouldn't mind, we can't hear our chairman. If you could just turn yourself down. You're at about 7 right now, we need you at about 3 ok?
{Prince Lotor flies over to the podium and starts talking through the mic}
Prince Lotor: Uh folks please. Little towns like this simply aren't meant for big advance. We love having visitors, but golly, too many of you, is hurtin our ecosystem. Besides folks, film festivals shouldn't be about what celebrities are comin, or what film is gonna get shown. It should be about people gettin together, and watching movies, and about people who can never get their movies seen get a chance to have it watched. If only once. A good film festival should be something where we all say "Oh let's forget about lawyers, and exits, and studios, and celebrities. Let''s forget all those things for just a while, and just watch some new art."
FF Director: I....have had enough..of YOU!
{He grabs Prince Lotor and throws him against a wall, a long steam of poo trails down the wall to where Lotor's body lies.}
FF Director: Now, as I was saying, this shall usher in a whole new decade of films....

[Near the wall]
Lance: [Crying] Oh ohoh! He's dead! Prince Lotor's dead!
King Alfor: Well this worked once before.
King Alfor puts a couple of his balls in Prince Lotor's mouth.
Prince Lotor: Thanks King Alfor. Your big Vanilla balls are just the trick.
{Prince Lotor regains his strength, puts on a pointy blue hat, and a red cape resembling Mickey Mouse from Fantasia}
Keith: What the hell is he doing?
Lance: I don't know!
{Prince Lotor magically gets all the crap water to come out of the sewer and flood the town}
Hunk: Whoa!
{Giant Voltron size crap monsters dance about the streets stomping on the Earthers.}
Man: Oh my god!
{All the Hollywood people start running away from the crap flood}
{A crap monster does a belly flop on top of some film directors.}
Another man: It smells it smells!!!

[FF Director's Car]
Phillis: AHH! Hurry up it's coming!
FF Director: I'm trying damn it!
{But the flood kills them by flooding their car}

[Streets]
Man: Let's get out of this town!
{Cars are seen driving away}
Prince Lotor: Whew.
{Shot of everything covered in brown liquid}
Mr. Hankey: Golly, I guess I don't know my own strength.
Lance: You did it Prince Lotor! You got rid of all the film people!
Crowd: Hooray!
Sky Marshall Graham: Oh yeah, now all we have is a town covered in shit. This is much better.
Prince Lotor: I couldn't have done it without you Lance. Kisses!
{He kisses Lance and leaves a brown stain}

[Nearby]
Allura: Keith, I'm sorry I dragged you to all those independent films.
Keith: Well that's ok Allura. I fogive you.
Allura: Sometimes I forget that even though a few independent films are great, most of them suck ass.
Hunk: Yes, and I've learned something too. Being a sell out is sweet, cause you make a lot of money. And when you have money, you don't have to hang out with any poor ass loosers like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.