Sailor Senshi Death Zone
Tuxedo Mask
Vs.
Tuxedo Melvin
Sailor Bunny: Welcome to Sailor Senshi Death Zone! I'm your host, Sailor Bunny, and this is my gueststar, Sailor Jordan!!!
Sailor Jordan: Thank you, Sailor Bunny. I am pleased to be here. This looks to be a good fight.
Sailor Bunny: Yep! So, who ya placin your bets on, Jordie?
Sailor Jordan: Oh, I do not know. It depends on the opponents stradegy, knowlegde of their weak spots, and the mental and physical strength of each. I can't say I decisivly know the fighters, so I shall have to watch.
Sailor Bunny: *Sweatdrops* Uhhh...yeah. I think they're both babes and I don't care. Let's fight!
Gong: GGGGGOOOOONNNNNGGGGG!
Tuxedo Mask: *Shakes Tuxedo Melvin's hand* May the best cape-boy win.
Tuxedo Melvin: *shakes his hand* Yeah. And no hard feelings after this.
Referee Bob: Okay, enough chit chat. LET"S BATTLE!!!
Sailor Bunny: Wow! And Tuxedo Mask starts it off with a great punch to the head! Followed by several more! GO TUXIE BABY!!!!
Sailor Jordan: Whoa! And Tuxedo Mask knocks Tuxedo Melvin's glasses off!
Tuxedo Melvin: Hey! I can't see! Aaaaahhhhh!!! *searches around for glasses*
Tuxedo Mask: Bwuahahahaha! Brainy boy can't see!! *whacks him with cane*
Sailor Bunny: Owwie! Wicked cool move by my man Tuxie!!!! *runs around booth cheering*
Sailor Jordan: I must admit, Tuxedo Mask has excellent battle skills.
Tuxedo Melvin: Aahh, Tuxedo Punk, feel the wrath of Melvin! *glasses pop back on his head and shoot lasers at Tuxedo Mask*
Sailor Bunny: Whoaaa! So THAT'S why Melvin wears those wicked cool dorkyfied glasses!
Sailor Jordan: And Tuxedo Mask attacks with a dozen roses!
Sailor Bunny: And Tuxedo Melvin attacks with a dozen shrimp!
Sailor Jordan: Ooh, fried shrimp!
*A bunch of cards fly down out of nowhere*
Sailor Bunny: Holy bologna (baloney)! Where'd that come from?
Voice: Stupid Tuxedos! I am the MASTER Tuxedo!
Sailor Bunny: Well slap my elbow and call me Mable! It's Tuxedo Ace!!!
Sailor Jordan: Folks, Tuxedo Ace was the masked man who protected Sailor V.
Tuxedo Ace: Yeah, yeah. Now that we're aquainted, lemme kick some cape-boy booty! *throws cards and slices Tuxedo Mask and Melvin's heads off*
Sailor Bunny: *hearts for eyes* Wowwwww! Ohhhh my goooosh He's such a hottie! *drools*
Tuxedo Ace: * walks to Sailor Bunny* Well, well. Sailor Bunny, you're even more beautiful in person
Sailor Bunny: *blushes* Well...I...umm...
Tuxedo Ace: Do you wanna go for a milkshake and a movie?
Sailor Bunny: WAAAAHOOOO! YAYAYAYAYAY! Can we get one of those cookies where there's 2 with icing in the middle? I luuuuv them yummmmm...*drools* *takes Tuxedo Ace's arm and leaves*
Sailor Jordan: *smiles* Join us next time when Sailor Moon battles Queen Beryl on Sailor Senshi Death Zone! Goodnight!