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Sailor Senshi Death Zone |
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Tuxedo Mask |
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Vs. |
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Tuxedo Melvin |
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Sailor Bunny: Welcome to Sailor Senshi Death Zone! I'm your host, Sailor Bunny, and this is my gueststar, Sailor Jordan!!! |
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Sailor Jordan: Thank you, Sailor Bunny. I am pleased to be here. This looks to be a good fight. |
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Sailor Bunny: Yep! So, who ya placin your bets on, Jordie? |
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Sailor Jordan: Oh, I do not know. It depends on the opponents stradegy, knowlegde of their weak spots, and the mental and physical strength of each. I can't say I decisivly know the fighters, so I shall have to watch. |
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Sailor Bunny: *Sweatdrops* Uhhh...yeah. I think they're both babes and I don't care. Let's fight! |
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Gong: GGGGGOOOOONNNNNGGGGG! |
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Tuxedo Mask: *Shakes Tuxedo Melvin's hand* May the best cape-boy win. |
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Tuxedo Melvin: *shakes his hand* Yeah. And no hard feelings after this. |
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Referee Bob: Okay, enough chit chat. LET"S BATTLE!!! |
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Sailor Bunny: Wow! And Tuxedo Mask starts it off with a great punch to the head! Followed by several more! GO TUXIE BABY!!!! |
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Sailor Jordan: Whoa! And Tuxedo Mask knocks Tuxedo Melvin's glasses off! |
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Tuxedo Melvin: Hey! I can't see! Aaaaahhhhh!!! *searches around for glasses* |
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Tuxedo Mask: Bwuahahahaha! Brainy boy can't see!! *whacks him with cane* |
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Sailor Bunny: Owwie! Wicked cool move by my man Tuxie!!!! *runs around booth cheering* |
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Sailor Jordan: I must admit, Tuxedo Mask has excellent battle skills. |
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Tuxedo Melvin: Aahh, Tuxedo Punk, feel the wrath of Melvin! *glasses pop back on his head and shoot lasers at Tuxedo Mask* |
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Sailor Bunny: Whoaaa! So THAT'S why Melvin wears those wicked cool dorkyfied glasses! |
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Sailor Jordan: And Tuxedo Mask attacks with a dozen roses! |
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Sailor Bunny: And Tuxedo Melvin attacks with a dozen shrimp! |
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Sailor Jordan: Ooh, fried shrimp! |
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*A bunch of cards fly down out of nowhere* |
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Sailor Bunny: Holy bologna (baloney)! Where'd that come from? |
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Voice: Stupid Tuxedos! I am the MASTER Tuxedo! |
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Sailor Bunny: Well slap my elbow and call me Mable! It's Tuxedo Ace!!! |
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Sailor Jordan: Folks, Tuxedo Ace was the masked man who protected Sailor V. |
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Tuxedo Ace: Yeah, yeah. Now that we're aquainted, lemme kick some cape-boy booty! *throws cards and slices Tuxedo Mask and Melvin's heads off* |
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Sailor Bunny: *hearts for eyes* Wowwwww! Ohhhh my goooosh He's such a hottie! *drools* |
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Tuxedo Ace: * walks to Sailor Bunny* Well, well. Sailor Bunny, you're even more beautiful in person |
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Sailor Bunny: *blushes* Well...I...umm... |
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Tuxedo Ace: Do you wanna go for a milkshake and a movie? |
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Sailor Bunny: WAAAAHOOOO! YAYAYAYAYAY! Can we get one of those cookies where there's 2 with icing in the middle? I luuuuv them yummmmm...*drools* *takes Tuxedo Ace's arm and leaves* |
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Sailor Jordan: *smiles* Join us next time when Sailor Moon battles Queen Beryl on Sailor Senshi Death Zone! Goodnight! |
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