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You know you watch too much Sailor Moon when...

You make your own variants on their attacks, "Dish Cleaning Activation!... Pamolive Bubbles Blast!"

During a thunderstorm, you run around outside yelling, "Jupiter Thunder Crash!"

Every time a new establishment opens, you get suspicious that it's a trick from the Negaverse.

You carry a rose in your jacket at all times...just in case.

You can't eat spaghetti and meatballs without laughing.

You pretend an old doorknob is the Imperial Silver Crystal.

You start a petition for your school to introduce sailor school girl uniforms.

Your notebooks have more Sailor Moon doodles than notes!

You and your friends can carry on a conversation just saying "Chibi chibi chibi..."

You buy a copy of every show ever made of Sailor Moon, quit your job, and decide your new makeshift 24-hour Sailor Moon channel is the only way to live.

You can repeat every Japanese episode...and your not Japanese!

You force your boyfriend to call you Meatballhead and get mad when he does.

Your doorbell plays the Sailor Moon theme.

You eat 15 packs of Skittles hoping the Rainbow Crystals form inside you.

Your girlfriend thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her.

Your girlfriend thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her...and she's right.

Every time you see a cute guy you say, "He looks just like my old boyfriend!"

You keep frisbees by your bed just in case a youma attacks in the middle of the night.

A youma attacks.

The frisbees work.

Your parents send you to a psychiatrist...and you get him hooked on Sailor Moon too!

Most of the stuff on this list are true.

Too much Sailor Moon? Why there's no such thing as too much Sailor Moon!

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