How Kimiko was Glomped by Heero

The scene is the Gundam Pilots' current safehouse. Duo is lounging on the couch, reading hentai doujinshi (*wink*) and Heero is at Laptop-sama, typing away as usual....

Laptop-sama interrupts Heero's monotonous typing by blasting a full-orchestrated rendition of the "Mission Impossible Theme". Duo "gah"s, jumps 3.76 feet off the couch and lands rather heavily on the floor behind it. Even with this he recovers quickly.

Heero picks himself up off the floor where he fell backwards in his chair (*smirk*) and sends a glare in Duo's direction.

Heero sees Duo's lips moving, but he can't hear him over the trombones....sooo~ being the perfect soldier he is, he attempts to read Duo's lips. Unfortunately, he does not come up with what Duo actually said...Duo realizes Heero can't hear him, but notices the slight blush creeping across Heero's cheeks.

Duo: *thinks* ...huh?! What'd I say? *yells* HEERO! TURN THE DAMN THING OFF!!!!!!

Heero recovers quickly from his...er...thoughts (*giggle*) and pushes a button on Laptop-sama. The music stops as abruptly as it started and the room is quiet once again.

THE WOLF GIRL STRIKES AGAIN! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! I REPLACED YOUR BORING MISSION ALERT BEEP WITH THIS....THOUGHT IT'D BE ENTERTAINING....GET IT? MISSION IMPOSSIBLE FOR A MISSION ALERT? EH?..........*SIGH* NEVERMIND. BTW, YOU HAVE A MISSION. JA NA!!

With a muttered "Adriana wo korosu", a glare at Duo, who is currently holding his stomach and laughing so hard his face is purple, and a nagging suspiscion Duo's insistence of a "Day Out" with Heero yesterday was some sort of plot between Ad and Duo to get Heero away from his laptop long enough for Ad to mess with it, Heero checks his mission.

A bit confused by what he sees, but not wanting a mission failure on his record, Heero leaves to complete his mission. As soon as he is sure Heero is gone, Duo climbs into the chair in front of Laptop-sama and logs onto the chat program Dr. J had Heero install for unknown reasons...probably so he could keep track of Spandex Boy. He sees the name he is looking for and clicks on it...

Shinigami02: Nice trick! You shoulda let me in on it instead of just asking me to keep him occupied.

AdrianaL2: Heh. Gomen. It was one of those last minute things. I take it Spandex-Butt is gone?

Shinigami02: Yeah. He had a *snicker* mission.

AdrianaL2: You mean he actually fell for it?! I thought he would question a mission that.....odd *smirk*

Shinigami02: Heh. You know Hee-chan, the mission is key!

AdrianaL2: You think he'll actually do it?

Shinigami02: Or face a mission failure? He'll do it ^_~ Btw, how did you get Dr.J to send it?

AdrianaL2: Heh. It didn't take much convincing. He thought it was quite amusing and decided to play along. But I think the request to pick up some Rust-Off was a bit much...I mean, can't he do his own shopping? Hn. I think he's been spending too much time around Cyrelia-chan....oh! Did you get the Mech-sized frilly dress Xel sent you?

Shinigami02: Yeah! Man, is Wu gonna be surprised! Well, I gotta go! Ja ne!

AdrianaL2: OK, dude. Let me know if you need a place to lie low from Wu-chan ^_^

Shinigami02: Arigatou!

Signing off and erasing any trace of the conversation, Duo walks away, whistling....

And thus, Kimiko found a very unhappy Heero Yuy glomped onto her when she woke up the next morning, muttering about how Dr. J must finally be going senile and how he didn't understand why he had to glomp this person with the same last name as his for a whole day...