The Escaflowne Drinking Game

Hitomi

• 3 chugs for everytime you think, "When will Hitomi get a clue? Van's the one for her, not Allen!!" (D)
  
• 2 chugs- you find yourself thinking that Hitomi could easily run 100 meters in under 13 seconds after all the running she's done in Gaea.(A)
  
• Hitomi saves Van's skin, again.(A)
  
• 2 chugs- Hitomi dreams that the ground drops out from under her and she falls only to be saved by someone with wings.(A)
  
• 2 chugs, if you begin to wonder where Hitomi gets clean underwear and if she's ever washed her fuku since arriving in Gaea (K)
  
• Chug half a whole glass - Hitomi's pager receives a message while in Gaea. (K) Damn, I wonder how much she has to pay for pager coverage like that?
  
• Hitomi says "Van" or "Allen" in thoughtful tones (R)
  
• 2 chugs-Hitomi's heart stops for no apparent reason (P)
  
• 2 chugs-Hitomi explains the dang thing about swinging her pendant like a pendulum (P)
  
• 2 chugs-Hitomi busts out the tarot cards(P)
  
• 2 chugs-Hitomi makes a prediction with them that, in retrospect, you think, "Damn, *I* coulda told them that"(P)
  
• Hitomi looks up to the sky and says "Allen-san" (L)
  
• Hitomi jumps 6 meters and you're like "YEAH RIGHT!" (L)
  
• Hitomi screams out "Van!"
  
• Hitomi haves another "vision"
  
• Hitomi goes into semi-SD
  
• Someone kisses Hitomi (two chugs if it's on the lips)
  
• Hitomi gets drunk
  
• Hitomi gawks at animal people
  
• Hitomi is running (two chugs if she's actually wearing track clothes)
  
• Hitomi blanks out (y'know what I mean)
  
• Hitomi is wearing something other than her fuku (school uniform)
  
• 2 chugs-Hitomi slaps Van
  
• Hitomi's mother is shown
  
• 2 chugs- Hitomi's grandmother is shown
  
• Hitomi and Yukari are talking like normal 15-year olds
  
• While Hitomi is watching Amano run, you're thinking "Hitomi's prolly thinking Amano needs a haircut or at least put the hair in a ponytail to make it easier" or something
  
• Hitomi fantasizes about romance (F)
  
• Hitomi offers advice about romance (F)
  

Van

• Down the whole goddamed bottle when Van gawks at Hitomi (D)
  
• 2 chugs- You think Van should take lessons in eloquence from Allen.(A)
  
• 4 chugs-each time Van is a Clueless Male (tm)(P)
  
• 2 chugs-each time Van, despite all odds, manages to beat 100 people all at once, or just a couple that are much better fighters than he is (P)
  
• Van vomits blood (if you could manage to drink if you see that, that is)
  
• 2 chugs- Van's parents are shown in a flashback
  
• 2 chugs- Van's mom appears in a non-flashback
  
• Van draws out his sword only to show the Fanelia logo
  
• Someone else partially draws out Van's sword to show the Fanelian logo
  
• Van is wearing armor that looks like it's too big for him
  
• Van is shown shirtless(woo-hoo! oops...)
  

Merle (Meruru)

• Whenever Meruru gets *really* jealous of Hitomi and/or protective and/or posessive of Van (you know what I mean) (D)
  
• Whenever Meruru steals any/goes through Hitomi's stuff(D)
  
• Merle starts filing her nails (K)
  
• Meruru squeals out "Van-samaaaaa!"
  
• Meruru screams anyone's name other than Van's or Hitomi's (L)
  
• Meruru glomps Van
  
• Meruru fluffs up her tail (CV)
  
• 2 chugs- Meruru licks Van
  
• 3 chugs- Meruru licks someone else
  
• Meruru goes into semi-SD
  
• 3 chugs- Meruru slaps Hitomi
  
• Meruru is being more mischievous than usual
  
• Meruru is being cuter than usual (Note: Exclude yourself from this if you're a big Meruru fan)
  

Allen

• chug a few- You see Allen with his hair tied up (CV)
  
• 2 chugs- You think "Allen Schezar is a loser" (P)
  
• 4 chugs- each time Allen DOESN'T try to charm the pants off anything female in the vicinity (P)
  
• Allen turns on his charm (more than usual)
  
• A younger version of Allen is shown
  
• 2 chugs- Allen is shown with his little sister
  
• Allen is wearing something other than his "12 Heavenly Knights of Asturia" uniform
  
• You find yourself thinking "How DOES Allen manage to achieve that three-inch lift with his hair?"
  
• You find yourself thinking "Allen would look great in drag"
  
• Allen is shown shirtless
  
• Allen and his sister are shown together and all grown up
  

Dilandau

• 1 chug for: Every time Dilandau proclaims "That by@tch from the Phantom Moon must die!" (Or something to that effect) (D)
  
• 2 chugs- Dilandau screams that he hates someone or something that they've done or are doing.(A)
  
• 3 chugs- Dilandau wonders if Van is even human.(A)
  
• You wonder if Dilandau is a girl or a boy (Y)
  
• You ever think that Dilandau's jaw is about to fall off (Y)
  
• 2 chugs- Dilandau gets that *look* (P)
  
• 4 chugs- each time you think "What Dilandau couldn't do in an Eva..." (P)
  
• Dilandau laughs and you laugh with him because he's just TOO funny (L)
  
• Dilandau pampers/pokes his scar and mopes (L)
  
• Dilandau burns/destroys something
  
• Dilandau slaps/hits someone
  
• Dilandau yells out "Burn! Burn!" or something to that effect with demented glee
  
• 4 chugs-Dilandau goes further off the deep end (don't do this if you're one of those people who think Dilandau gets crazier by the minute)
  
• 2 chugs- Dilandau actually seems sane
  
• Whenever Dilandau yells out "Van!"
  

Millerna

• Millerna is shown in her "doctor" clothes
  
• Millerna is shown as a little kid
  
• Millerna professes her love for Allen
  
• You find yourself thinking "She is waaaay too proper"
  
• 2 chugs - Millerna, while Van's around, puts her foot in her mouth by speaking of how gentle and kind Folken looked when she first saw him (which was when she was a wee tyke).(JD)
  

Dryden

• Dryden is shown freshly shaved
  
• You find yourself thinking "You hippie!"
  
• Dryden makes his little rat-man assistant panic
  
• Dryden is shown hamming up his rich-boy status
  

Folken

• 2 chugs- Someone is shown with black/dark gray wings
  
• Cybernetic body parts are shown
  
• each time you wonder "what's with that tear?" (P)
  
• 4 chugs- You find yourself wondering where Folken managed to buy a shirt that fits over his cybernetic arm, or heck, why he bothers to buy a shirt at all (P) (^_~*)
  
• 4 chugs- Each time Folken is being deeply mysterious / tortured / sensible (Oops. That'll getcha. ^_^) (P)
  

Lord Dornkirk (yes, the old geezer has his own section)

• Dornkirk looks into his telescope thingy (L)
  
• 2 chugs- Dornkirk actually moves his lips when he speaks (L)
  
• Dornkirk is shown in his pre-Zaibach days
  
• You see Dornkirk and immediately start thinking "Eew, that's nasty"
  
• Dornkirk starts whining about how fate isn't going as he had planned
  

In general...

• You wonder, how the hell can anyone see through those Guymelefs, much less fight with them!! (Am)
  
• You think: "If Allen, Hitomi and co. were on Earth, Allen and Hitomi's relationship would be illegal!!" (D)
• You get totally lost in trying to figure out who wants what and why.(A)
  
• Allen and Van act like possesive protective males.(A)
  
• 2 chugs- Van and Allen work off their, ahem, frustrations by "practice" fighting with their swords.(A)
  
• If you begin to realize that not only do they have funny noses but they also have a weird, sparkly halo-thingy on top of their heads (K)
  
• You find yourself thinking "Who was it who first thought of putting a cape on a giant robot?" (CV)
  
• You wonder if Van gets claustrophobic inside Escaflowne (CV)
  
• 2 chugs- Van or Folken molts all over the place. (Ack! Can't they take their wings out without spraying feathers left and right?) (P)
  
• 2 chugs- Millerna and Hitomi armwrestle for Allen (P)
  
• each time a cloaking device is used (P)
  
• each time you think "Dang, their noses are funny-looking." (P) (oira, that'll getcha.)
  
• each time someone says something about "redirecting destiny" or "changing fate" (P)
  
• each time romantic polygons are solved wayyy too simplistically (e.g. "She's gone, but I'm not sad - hey! I loved her like a sister! That's it!" ^_-) (P)
  
• Someone sprouts wings, and their shirt magically disappears (B)
  
• Someone retracts wings, and their shirt magically disappears (B)
  
• 2 chugs- Someone retracts wings, and their shirt *doesn't* magically reappear (B)
  
• Someone defeats a Guymelef using nothing more than a sword (B)
  
• You find yourself wishing for a floating rock to add to your rock collection (B)
  
• 2 chugs- You find yourself wanting to have a rock collection, just so you can have a floating rock in it (B)
  
• You have a pendant, and after watching Escaflowne, you tried to make it create a column of light (B)
  
• STOP drinking if you have a pendant, and after watching Escaflowne, you tried to make it create a column of light and it actually *worked* (B)
  
• A new version of the "Escaflowne" chanting theme is heard
  
• Vargas appears after episode 2
  
• The Mole Man is stealing something
  
• The terms "Maboroshi no Tsuki" or "Shoujo no maboroshi no tsuki" or "Illusionary Moon" or "Phantom Moon" are heard/used.
  
• 4 chugs- Jajuka is in the scene
  
• 8 chugs- Jajuka haves a flashback (CV)
  
• Wolfmen are shown
  
• A new type of animal-human Gaean is shown
  
• The pendant is shown (2 chugs if it swings)
  
• Someone haves a flashback
  
• Someone haves a daydream/dream that isn't the least bit gloomy
  
• 2 chugs- Someone shows their wings for the first time
  
• 3 chugs- A whole bunch of people are shown having wings
  
• 2 chugs- Someone is shown with wings although they don't really have wings
  
• They show that shot of the moon and earth slightly overlapping in the Gaean sky
  
• They show that beam of light (y'know what I mean)
  
• Someone gets transported in a beam of light
  
• Portals are shown
  
• The other Heavenly Knights of Asturia are shown
  
• Someone's sibling is shown
  
• You find yourself thinking "Kiss! Kiss!"
  
• 2 chugs- You find yourself thinking "Kiss! Kiss!" for people of the same sex
  
• You see a mecha that looks ...um... strange (Note: This excludes the Escaflowne, Scherezade, Alseides, Teiring and Oreades)
  
• They show more than one floating fortress in the sky
  
• Someone other than Dilandau or Hitomi or Merle slaps someone
  
• 2 chugs- Someone is shown glomping someone (Note: This excludes Merle glomping Van)
  
• Eries says something big-sisterly
  
• They show members of the Ispano Tribe
  
• A cat-girl shows ...ahem... affection for Folken
  
• 2 chugs- A cat girl shows jealousy while another cat-girl gets close to Folken
  
• Prince Chid is in the scene
  
• You find yourself thinking "Man, Prince Chid looks like Allen!"
  
• Duke Freid is shown being the extremely stern father
  
• You find yourself thinking "Boris, you wuss!"
  
• The Crusade's crew is shown being wild
  
• Gades yells at one of the Crusade's crew members
  
• The Fanelian Samurai are shown
  
• Whenever a love triangle is getting pretty obvious
  
• 2 chugs- When a love square/pentagon/hexagon/whatever is getting pretty obvious
  

• chug until you get transported to Gaea- Hitomi kisses Van
  

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