Keichan's sacred fourtune dragon guy has finally got off of his lazy ass and up-dated his fortunes. You see, his girlfriend broke up with him and he got all depressed and spent a few months lounging in his pajamas, watching TV, and eating Bon-Bons. I finally got him to check back into reality and give me some new fortunes to post. So, here they are. You know the rules, right? Highlight today's date and click once. Don't forget, if you look at any other date than today's, your fortune is null and void and, well, it just won't come true! Enjoy!