Stuff I've Killed

1) 7 caterpillers: I kinda collected 7 caterpillers, put them in a glass jar, and acedently left them out in the sun toooooooo long, and got fried to the side of the jar. I had scrape them out with a stick.

2) 200 baby fish: I had my tropical fish, and apperently one of them had babies, and I thought they we're just chunks of dirt, and I flushed them all down the toilet.

3) 1 goldfish: I just over-fed him.

4) 1 hamster: Saw how hard I could squeeze untill it's eyes popped out of his head (accidenally) and then I dropped her in dish water to see if hamsters could swim. That proved negitive. This didn't kill the hamster, it probably commited suicide. But I drove it to do it.

5) 1000 ants: Well, I just figured out you can BURN things with a magnifying glass, so I went out on the side walk with it. "Here little ants!" sssssssssss.

6) Numerous other insects: Same deal with the ants. And stabbed with a sharpened popcicle stick.

7) No one ever DID find out what happened to my first two dogs...LOL! I didnt kill 'em tho..one ran away and the other we had to give away cuz she bit this other biotch (not female dog) and he biotch of a mother called the dog people...I would have bit her too...

8) Well, I also killed a "My Little Pony", but luckily for the pony, it wasn't alive to start with. I kinda went behind the shed with my 'Older and WISER' brother, with a can of hair spray and a lighter, and well, you can figure out what happened. FLAME THROWER!!! It wasn't even alive, but I managed to kill it anyways. That should give you an idea of just how bad I am.

9) 1 bird. Couple weeks ago, I was walking home from school and I saw a little birdie on the road (alive at the time) and so I started talking to it, and calling to it. Then it didn't respond so I walked away. Next day, while I was walking to school, I found it splattered on the road.

10) 9 june bugs. Last summer, and the summer before last I was walking to the shed and I saw a whole bunch of those icky june bugs, which I hate. So, I got a jar same one that my caterpillars fried in, filled it with water, plucked a few june bugs from the wall by the wings cause I don't like touching their icky little bodies YUCK! And placed them in the jar, put the lid on, and shook them rapidly, till they drowned. From that summer on, I've had all of 2 june bugs on my shed.

11) 5 snails. A couple years ago, I was at my uncles who lives up North and on a beach. It was summer and I went swimming. I found a few snails in the water, picked them up, brought them on shore tried to shake them out. They wouldn't come out, so I went inside, grabbed a pencil, and stabbed them because they were being stubborn. And they died.

12) Yet another hamster. Heather claims that he died from "Wet Tail", but I think we all know what he dies from...

13) Homey D. Hamster-- I put a leash on this one. It "fell" off the patio table onto hard cement, on "accident". It was going through a suicidal phase again. Oooh yeah! I remember, when it died, it was around the time of my grade 8 graduation, and I had to bring my shoes to get died and match my dress. Well, anyways, when it died, I needed something to put him in, so I rapped him up in a kleenex and placed him in the shoe box with my shoes, and well... forgot. Well, I brought my shoes in, I opened the lid to see if I had both shoes in front of the lady, and there in the corner was a wad of kleenex (which contained my dead hamster). I quickly took it out and shoved it in my pocket. I kept it there until I got home and buried it. That was fun!!! *smelf inflicted smack to the forehead*

14) Lacey(yet another hamster)-- this one only lasted about 1 week, but in that time she managed to fly down the stairs in her hamster ball *LMFAO!* Also Lindsey (yes Lindsey, the SUPPOSEDLY innocent one) let her rome around my landing, and my dog was there too, and it clawed at her, and it let out an interesting "squeak".

15) Jordan Kay (guess what this was) A HAMSTER!!! yes, yet another hamster has entered the "House of Horror" (my house) and never came out. This one lasted only 5 days.

16) Drip-- my fish. It lasted 3 weeks. Longest record for a fish. I cleaned out it's stones with vinegar and Baking soda and didn't rinse it out properly. All those carbon bubbles are not good for the fish apparently. Oops!

17) Thousands of Weebeasties-- In science class, we had to take pond water, and place it on a slide with a solution that would slow them down. Well, I kinda placed too much on it, and they didn't move. My teacher called the little chunks of (supposed to be) moving stuff Weebeasties. Well, we eventually found a couple sole remainders that looked like they were playing "bumper cars".

18)Guido and Captain Pablo, my two goldfishies. Well, what happened was Guido (the smaller one) kept ramming into Capt' Pablo and eventually ate him up... than I guess Guido developed high blood presure, and he died. So sad.

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