10. Because he is a dragon murderer
9. Because he is an ill-natured little wretch
8. Because he's a chummy boy
7. Because he is neither potty trained, nor house broken
6. Because he sniffs poo gas
5. Because he dries his boogers and makes booger chips
4. Because the only thing likable about him is the way he screams when you stick hot needles in his feet
3. Because if you chopped him into little pieces he would make really bad dogfood
2. Because his face looks like a monkey bum
1. Because there are no reasons to like him