Romeo and Juliet: YYH Style!

Act II

Hiei struggled in the cocoon of vines that bound him. "Stupid fuckin' youko," he

growled. "How the hell do I get into these things?!"

A silver head popped over the balcony. "Psst! Hiei, get up here!" Kurama

whispered. "Oops. I forgot I tied you up." He lifted a hand and the vines

raised the trussed up youkai to eye level. Reaching out, Kurama bundled him into

his arms. "At last, you're all mine," he purred. Leaning forward, he nuzzled

Hiei's neck, biting softly at the jucture to his shoulder. The fire demon moaned

and writhed in his embrace, not noticing when the vines fell away, freeing him.

"Kurama-san!" Yukina's voice called from the youko's bedroom.

"Mmph! Lmm gh!" Hiei tried to pull away, but Kurama was having none of that.

He tightened his arms, robbing the youkai of breath, and deepened the kiss.

Hiei could feel himself losing consciousness (lack of oxygen will do that to a

youkai), so he started to struggle harder. He would have bitten Kurama's tongue,

but he passed out before he got a chance.

"Kurama-san, come inside, kudasai."

Kurama broke off the kiss. "Hai, in a moment, Yukina-san." He looked down at

the quecient figure in his arms. "Hiei, meet me at the church tomorrow. I'll

send Yukina with the time." The fire demon in his arms remained still. "Hiei?"

He shook him slightly, the youkai's head lolling back. "Uh oh." Kurama released

his vice-like grip, patting the Koorime's cheek lightly.

Hiei came to, feeling someone patting his cheek. He opened his eyes and met thin

gold ones. "Yahh!" he yelled, "get away from me, you sick fox!"

"Nevermind that, meet me at the church tomorrow! Yukina will tell you the time."

Kurama drew Hiei closer. "C'mon, gimme a goodnight kiss."

"Ch, not on your life, you crazy youko!" Hiei backed away to the edge of the

balcony.

"O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?" Kurama said innocently. He stalked

closer.

"Yes." In a flash of black, Hiei was gone.

"Fuu," pouted the youko, tossing is silver head in indignation.

Take snorted, her head near Kurama's. "What the heck was *that*?!" she asked,

pointing to the screen. "I don't recall Juliet being so aggressive. Come to

think of it, I don't remember Romeo passing out, either."

Kurama shrugged. "Hey, this is a parody. Anything goes, remember?" his tail

twitched. "Besides, you always *did* say Romeo talked too much and did too

little. With Hiei as Romeo, you've got to practically beat the words out of

him."

"Aha ha. Cute, fox. Real cute." Take retook her seat, scooping Rakuen into her

arms and scratching behind the demon dog's ears. "Okay, so what happened next?"

The youko grinned. "Well, Yukina went to Hiei with a note telling him to go to

the church at one in the afternoon. Meanwhile, Kurama went on ahead and met with

Friar Shizuru, who agreed to marry them.

"Hiei wasn't too keen on showing up and getting hitched, but Yukina begged him to

go. And everybody knows that Hiei's a pushover where Yukina is concerned."

Takemi came in, handing them drinks. She pulled up a chair and sat on the other

side of her brother.

"Anyway, Hiei and Kurama were married..."