Kourin and Nuriko’s Common Dream (!?)with one of Nakago’s dreams as interludesby Kourin
Introblurb: As you probably could see over at the title, this
could be a dream Nuriko and Kourin (if she had lived, or, as the
case "is", if the Kourin in this case would be me) could both
have (as well as a dream Hotohori lovers could have). It also
answers the question to "Whatever happened to that bandit that
was shamelessly hitting on Hotohori even when he knew Hoto-chan
was a guy?" This is also to spread more fantasies of Tasuki in
states of near-undress. Now, on with the story.
"There you are, you piece of sh*t!" Ashitare yells at me as
he continuously whips the poor horse pulling the carriage,
forcing it to run faster.
"Please, oh please, give me strength," I started praying
to no one in particular. Magical red gauntlets suddenly appeared
on my forearms and I felt myself become filled with strength. I
quickly took off my outermost cloak and shoved it over the
horse’s head to make it run off to some other direction while I
jumped over it. From the corners of my eyes, I could see
Ashitare’s claws reach out to me, as if about to give me a
totally icky lobotomy with those grimy claws of his. As I slowly
lost my momentum in midair, I closed my eyes, helplessly having
to accept the worst possibilities.
The filthy wolf-man had me in a bear hug from behind and
was feeling up on my chest!!! Filled with a new surge of rage
and power, I flipped out of the hold and started pounding on the
guy as if he was just a soggy piece of mochi. "Hentai!
Et-chee!" I screamed over and over as I beat the crap out of him.
I paused for a breather (hey, my throat was starting to hurt from
all that screaming too, you know!). Then, HE appeared. The
oh-so-beautiful, oh-so-dreamy one. I then sigh/swoon out his
name. "Hotohori-chan."
"Ashitare, you horribly disrespected watashi no koibito.
For that, you will die, Seiryuu Shichiseishi," his dreaminess
then says. In very graceful, beautiful and just plain dreamy
movements, he managed to puree the loser in a matter of seconds.
I ran towards my beloved with open arms. He ran towards
me with open arms as well. It would have been a picture-perfect
scene, but Ashitare’s scattered entrails made the scene a bit
morbid.
"Aishiteru," we both whispered to each other as we
embraced.
"Awww, how sweet," a sarcastic, jealous and obviously
drunk voice pipes up, interrupting our special and could’ve-been
very intimate moment. We look up and see a horde of bandits
surrounding us. The one who spoke stepped forward. "I’ve been
looking for you, you know. I even switched bandit unions just to
find you!"
I felt myself being shoved away to the side. "Itai!" I
screamed as my @$$ hit the ground. I looked up to see that the
bandits have formed a circle surrounding the drunk bandit, who
was now busy feeling up on my beloved’s chest! It was the same
Mt.Leikaku bandit that was hitting on Hotohori-chan while we were
"hostages" (all for Miaka’s sake!)!
"Aaaaaugh!!! Help me, my love!" my dear Hotohori
screamed.
" I told you I didn’t care if you were a man," the drunk
bandit said as he rubbed his head on my beloved’s chest some
more. Hadn’t this guy learned his lesson from last time?! At
this point, my beloved had already passed out from the trauma.
Oh, my poor beautiful baby.
I clenched my fists as the gauntlets glowed brighter with
my once-again elevated chi. I was getting up to rescue my
beloved when a Kansai-sounding voice rudely interrupted.
"LEKKA SHINEN!!!" This was immediately followed by a
stream of fire aimed at the bandits.
A ring of fire formed around the circle of bandits, which
forced them to run off into the woods. I was grateful for
Tasuki’s assistance, but I didn’t bother yet to turn around to
look at him and thank him. I rushed forward, grabbed the drunk
bandit, gave him a Special Schoolgirl-Scream-Inducing,
Cleft-Chin-Producing Supersonic Wedgie (Copyright 1997 by Kourin)
then proceeded to use his coat to slingshot him to someplace far,
far away where he would never again bother me and my beloved
Hotohori.
[Interlude 1]
Nakago was sitting in a garden in Kutou, looking very
dejected. "Now that Tamahome’s gone, who shall I whip and
torture? I feel so alone!" he cried out to the sky, his arms
reaching up as if expecting a gift. Right on cue, the drunk
bandit that I just gave some "serious punishment" to falls right
into Nakago’s arms.
[End Interlude 1]
"Hotohori-chan," I whisper as I knelt down beside him
and placed his beautiful unconscious, head in my lap. Responding
to his beloved’s (that’s ME!!!) voice, he slowly opened his
beautiful dreamy eyes. We moved together for a kiss, but Tasuki
just HAD to butt in again.
"Hey, lovebirds, aren’t ya gonna thank Genrou-kun or
somethin’?"
We looked up to face Tasuki then immediately exploded
into a fit of laughter. Tasuki was super-deformed, with wings and
wearing only a diaper (I hope you like that suggestion in your
little part-time etchi minds, DTFC!) like Cupid. Instead of the
bow and arrows of love, though, he had his tessen. After about
an hour or so of us (Hotohori-chan and I) laughing our @$$es off,
we finally sobered up and wiped the tears of laughter from our
eyes. "Arigatou, Genrou-kun." we said in unison. We started
laughing again involuntarily.
"What the #%&@ is so funny, ya morons?" Tasuki yelled.
He was now back to his normal form (wearing his normal clothes
again. Sorry).
"Tasuki, what happened to you?" I asked.
[Interlude 2]
"What is it?" Nakago asked to the bandit that just fell
into his arms.
"Lady, you are so beautiful. You even have a nice big
body."
Nakago laughed a shy schoolgirl laugh then became serious
once more. "Watashi wa otoko. Besides, you probably say that to
every super-bishonen you know."
"I don’t care. I still think you’re very beautiful," the
bandit slurred as he started drooling.’
"Do you want to be punished?" Nakago asked
mock-menacingly.
"Please?" the bandit swooned as his blush turned from
pink to red.
"Very well. You will now answer to the name Tamaho---I
mean, Tami."
"Okay," the bandit replied as he started rubbing his head
against Nakago’s chest.
"That’s ‘Yes, dominatrix’ to you."
"Yes, dominatrix."
[End Interlude 2]
"Chichiri and Taiitsukun kinda got pissed with my
‘grouchiness’. They put me in that baka Cupid form and told me
that unless a couple in love thanks me for helping them stay
together, I’d never go back to my normal form. Since when was my
face scary anyway?!" Tasuki started ranting as his face turned
into the scary, superdeformed version.
"Now, now, calm down, Tasuki-kun no da. You’re back to
normal now, aren’t you, no da?" Two little Chichiris said as
they popped out of nowhere to calm down Tasuki.
"Excuse me, we were trying to have a private moment
here," the oh-so-dreamy and oh-so-beautiful Hotohori-chan said.
"Sumimasen," Chichiri and Tasuki chorused as they
disappeared into Chichiri’s kasa.
[Interlude 3]
In Kutou, whipping sounds were heard from Nakago’s
quarters. After every whip, this would be heard:
"Thank you, dominatrix. I’m not worthy!"
That would be followed by evil, sadistic laughter. The
whipping cycle would then repeat itself. After a while...
"Who needs a Suzaku Shichiseishi when I can have Tami?"
Nakago said.
[End Interlude 3]
"We’re alone at last," I said as I wrapped my arms
around Hotohori-chan.
"Aishiteru, wo ai ni," we whisper to each other
simultaneously.
"Now, for that kiss," delectable Hotohori-chan said as we
moved closer for a kiss. His lips were so close, I felt like I
was almost feeling heaven. Then...
I find myself awake, sitting up in bed, unwillingly back
to the real world.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Why can’t that dream at least end properly?!
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